How was Hela's dog able to pierce the Hulk and make him bleed?

Because Hulk sucks. He's unlikeable and unrelatable. He's an angry retard that punches things. How do you market that to wide audiences? How do you make them root for him? That's why Thor is a much better fit for the powerhouse role, he has a likeable personality, while Hulk shall from now on be jobber material.

Wasn't Hela his daughter in the comics?

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that wolf getting loose is supposed to signal the end of the world and hes supposed to eat odin. its also her brothef

No. He isn't Superman.

his power isnt adaptive he just gets stronger as he gets angrier. could be enough, could not be

superman isnt adaptive either, hes a rechargeable battery that does work

Huh. Has there ever been a time where a bomb or explosive went off on the Hulk unexpectedly, like where it would be powerful enough to hurt him if he wasn't prepared/angry enough?

>Because Hulk sucks. He's unlikeable and unrelatable. He's an angry retard that punches things.

Seems like you should be able to relate, angrily pounding on your keyboard like a mongoloid.

in the comics theyre all odins kids and the dog is something else, but in the myths hel, fenrir, sleipnir, and the world serpent jormungandr are all lokis kids

ive read comics where he has a ridiculous healing factor but ive never seen that specifically so someone who knows more will have to say.

id like to bc theoretically thats one way you could kill him

>his power isnt adaptive
If you strand him in space he eventually gets angry enough to no longer need to breathe.

Hela was Loki's kid in the comics until Marvel retconned it. I think the other figures are also Loki's kids. Not sure though.

He'd get angry that he can't stop the bomb from going off, and that someone planted a bomb to destroy him, then more anger from the initial pain of it going off. I think that would be sufficient to survive. The bomb would have to be hidden and catch him completely unaware to have a chance, I think. But if he survives the blast, he'll just be super angry.

movie hulk is weak shit compared to comic hulk
thus also his healing factor and resistance is downgraded

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So could Fenrir or Hela for that matter beat Thanos?

Comic book Thor can handle normal comic book Thanos. It's a tough fight though. I'm assuming movie Hela can handle movie Thanos without the gaunlet.

i didnt realize things got so wild. in what i read long ago he just held his breath and clapped his way back to earth

it was hela strong

in a planet hulk what if, instead of trowing the exploding ship away, he trows caeira away from the blast zone and hulk does not survive the explosion.
for the most part on earth he had taken bombs to the face, they just tend to knock him out back to banner form.

his healing factor makes his body adept to the enviroment, he had at one point evolved gils to breathe underwater, and also special glands during planet hulk/world war hulk that allowed him to breathe in space.
in terms of healing factor (at least earth based) hulk is number 1, with deadpool being number 2, x-23 probaly on 3rd place

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lel

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>How was Hela's dog able to pierce the Hulk and make him bleed?

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Maestro dies at the end of Future Imperfect by being transported to the center of the gamma bomb explosion.

OOOOOOAAHH

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state of Yea Forums right here

Marvel's official bio for Loki still acknowledges Fenrir and Jormungand as his children, and Hela, which apparently isn't a thing anymore?

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yea i know hel thor and loki are supposed to be siblings now but idk whats going on w the rest

Maybe they should have added more to this fight then

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Because power levels don't make sense in comics and comics-related media

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Are you one of those unbearable "Hulk shouldn't ever lose to anyone because he's supposed to get infinitely stronger as he gets infinitely madder" types? Because in that case, Thanos just beat him into submission before he could build up enough anger, done.

you are asking how a wolf who swallows the moon is able to bite Hulk? if anything Fenris jobbed hard

Not him, but apart from Loki, has Hulk ever won a fight in the MCU?

No, it's just stupid how a normal alien is stronger that The Hulk

>normal alien
a god, a god who is supposed to swallow the moon during Ragnarok

Hulk is hard to kill, not hard to wound.

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And swallow Odin.

Fenrir was supposed to kill Odin in norse mythology.

Fenrir is not a joke.

That user was likely referring to Thanos, but even that's not correct.

We'll have to wait for the Eternals movie to learn if they're Celestial experiments and if the Titans are an Eternals offshot, so we can't confirm what exactly Thanos is until then but in the comics he's an Eternal with Deviant Syndrome, which means he's super superhuman, he's also genetically, mystically and power cosmically(?) enhanced himself further so he's far and away from normal. Someone's probably going to point out how originally Thanos' looked like the rest of his race, or more accurately vice versa but that's no longer the case. He's the one purple dude now.

Anyway In the movie when Thanos shows Titan before the incident we can see what appears to be more humanoid figures but we can't assume just from that he's a mutant of that race since it's entirely possible Titan in the MCU is just a hub for various races like elsewhere.

What we can assume though is simply this, Banner has only recently been enhanced, Thanos was likely born as he is and has had all his life to develop, plus his activities since at least Gamora's childhood are as a warlord so he has been fully exercising the extent of his capabilities for some time. Hulk is only implied to have been doing some form of frequent training and combat during the few years under Grandmaster, and even then it's implied some of his fights are fixed so we can't say how far he's been pushing.

In conclusion no matter how you call it Thanos has way too much of a head start in a variety of areas to be considered just a normal alien.

Hela's origin in relation to Loki was explained in Gillen's JiM

>Wouldn't the Hulk's cells get angry

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He beat up Fenrir. He beat up whatever that thing was in the Edward Norton hulk

Falldays

Where the fuck was Jormungandr?

too big for the movie. seriously, Ragnarok should never have just been one movie, I like it but it doesn't capture half of what Ragnarok should be

>all your darkest secrets are practically open knowledge in human libraries
>Your entire kingdom is too stupid to even pick up a book

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I need to reread this because I can't remember what was alluded to.
Leah was a part of Hela, then Hela resorbed her, and Loki brought her back using a part of himself, which kind of made her his spawn in a twisted way?

Not even Hulk can be really mad at a dog, and so his invulnerability waned.

It doesn't measure up in size or length but I got the impression the Muspelheim dragon Thor narrowly evades and the bifrost beheads was meant to allude to it.
And they really could and should have made it a lot bigger if they were going to unceremoniously kill it off like that anyway.

>Fenrir vs Thanos
All I could think of is them doing a rewrite of the story of how Tyr lost his hand in shackling Fenrir, with Thanos taking Tyr's place and losing the gauntlet down its maw.

Fenris is basically the Norse mythology version of one of the Riders of the Apocalypse. Tyr lost his hand trying to catch the damned thing, also, Loki's son. IIRC, Loki's his mom, not father.

Exactly. The Yea Forums I knew wouldn't be upset that the hulk was bit and bled, I mean we saw it on the screen so it's a moot point. Instead we'd be arguing whether somewhere in space there is a pissed off Fenrir Hulk floating around.

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This is Loki son, Moder

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Isn't the wolf technically asguardian? it can breath in space and Loki has fallen in space and returned. Pet Avengers movie with Fenrir villain!

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Loki fucks around more than Zeus

At least Zeus is never the mother

Isnt Logan numero uno?

Wtf has Loki been sleeping with? Suddenly fucking Grandmaster sounds tame.

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That's clearly a LokixElk monster.

But was he the catcher or the pitcher?

Abomination

He also beat up one of those massive flying mechanical Dune Wurm things in Avengers.

An Elk wouldn't survive birthing that thing, so the only logical choice is catcher.

Now that I think of it, why the hell aren't Elk more prominent in Norse mythology? I can't remember any story including anything like them. You'd think one god or another would at least use one as a giant steed to ride around on.

thats where you're wrong kiddo

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>Athena was born of Zeus' gaping axe wound
Sounds like a mother to me.

Wonder what a Loki/Zeus kid would be like

Fenrir is the Wolf God that killed Odin. Fenrir should at least be capable of doing something as minor as piercing Hulk's skin.

Only if we get

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In the comics, Thanos isn't just a random normal alien. Thanos is an alien god that was further enhanced because he was also a mutant. Thanos is a member of s species of alien gods that were created by the Celestials, aka space gods. Its stupid that some stupid bomb even made Hulk as powerful as he is. Not the other way around.

Do you think the new Eternals movie Disney announced will explain more of Thanos Origin in the MCU?

Hela made Leah from a piece of herself (her hand, which was a pun - she was Hela's 'handmaiden') and that's the original Leah, who was Kid Loki's best friend. The two of them went on some wild adventures. In one of these adventures, Loki used a reality warping pen to write an OC he based entirely off Leah into reality as part of a villain's backstory to give them a weakness. More adventures followed, with the OC being pretty much disregarded (since they were written into the villain's past, not the present). These adventures ended when Hela reabsorbed Leah.

Later on, the OC who was basically Leah in every way teamed up with Surtur to do Evil Things, but eventually joined up with Kid Loki (with some romantic tension). Before things could progress, Loki was confronted by his original self - classic Evil Loki, who set things up so that Kid Loki would be possessed by the original Loki. Before they merged, Kid Loki had Hela send the new Leah far far away so she'd not be hurt by Classic Loki. Leah was sent back into the ancient past, and its strongly implied that she became Hela over the years.

TL;DR: Hela is a living paradox - an aged-up version of a figment of Kid Loki's imagination written into reality using a reality-warping pen who was based off a fragment of Hela herself.

They don't explain it in the movies

Are you saying that Thanos, the Mad Titan, a strong being and skilled fighter in his own right, wielding the very embodiment of power in his hand, could not take on the Hulk when his fighting style consists of indiscriminately smashing anything in his path because, until crossing paths with Thanos, nothing was ever able to put up much resistance?

>the Mad Titan
This doesn't tell me anything

>a strong being and skilled fighter in his own right
They never showed this or explained it

>very embodiment of power in his hand
They only showed he can use the stones' specific powers with it and that rainbow beam that couldn't stop Mjollnir 2.0