If you were a mutant, would you consider joining either the X-men or Brotherhood if the option was offered to you?

So what the hell is happening?

I wonder why more people don't say that, people seem to be Ok with people with powers as long as they are not born with them.

AvX was the only good marvel event

X-men at least during education, but if the brotherhood actually took over or attacked the school for real then i'd leave or temporarily swap sides in a second. I'm not interested in some gay mutant/human war, i just want to live my glow-in-the-dark life in peace.

>Power detection
Well great, i don't get to be in either X-men or the brotherhood, i'm gonna have to settle for fucking around with the morlocks instead.

Because the Sentinels or X-men would out you before you ever have the chances.

>join x-men
>get kicked out within a week for perving on the the qt mutant girls in the shower or in their bedrooms

Nope. I'd keep my head down and focus on using my powers for personal gain.

this
why join anybody?

I'd reluctantly go with the X-Men. They'd give me the best chance at learning how to control my powers. But I'd probably want to get out of there ASAP to avoid getting caught up in their weekly campus invasions, or in their sketchy conspiracies to hide the existence of especially dangerous mutants, like that kid who accidentally disintegrated his entire home town.

>implying you won't just get mindraped by whatever psychic you happen to bump into on your first day

Do they even do Sentinel anymore? I thought they broke they ones they made and people where not kin on giant robots breaking half the city to capture one mutant so they discontinued them.

Poor lad is now gay.

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Nimrod is still a Sentinel. Granted he is one from the future.

>Composite Deity Physiology

Hell yeah. I'll form my own fucking team.

>Mister Xavier we need to talk about your school, the sexual harassment rates are astonomical
>Every male student is harassing every other male student you have enrolled!

I hear a lot of talk about the X-Men outing people, but I can't think of a moment when that's actually happened. And I read a shitload of the Great X Storytime threads before X-user fell off the face of the internet.

Which side is advocating that mutants are a part of humanity and not the evolution of it? Not mutantkind but all of them are still part of humankind? I mean is there any human coalation or something?

Joining whatever team our goddess of Yea Forums is at
Xavier's institute or the Brotherhood is fine

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Being a human Cerebro doesn't sound that bad.

Would you're parents disown you if you were a mutant?

They would more likely disown me if I'm gay and I'm sure as hell am suppprting their opinion. Better be muties than gay.

>Sex Magic
Welp, looks like I'm fucking my way to godhood. Let the X-men and Brotherhood duke it out, I'm going to go stick my dick in every hole I can find.

And if I can't find any *I'll make some.*

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Then join the Brotherhood, user.

I miss rightclops. They brought him back and made him a whiner.

:sadface:

Why? Does joining the X-men will make me gay or something? That's ridiculous.

Yeah, just the kinda guys you wanted to hang out with

>Certainty Manipulation
Fucking absurdly OP for a practical everyday power

>Orifice Invasion
WTF

>Alcohol Generation
I'm not sure what should i do with this.
Can i sell it?

brotherhood, the x-men is just glorified child soldiers

>Zombie Manipulation
nice time to bring back the dead mutants then

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Perspective_Manipulation

now I can show the X-Men and the Brotherhood why they don't deserve to exist

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Machine_Lord_Physiology

I can work with this. I am technically immortal in this digital age. Can transfer my mind onto any machine upon death/murder. Not sure I am will enhance/modify my current body, or just build a new synthetic body with ideal appearances/powers and then transfer my mind over it. Will have several secret backup synthetic bodies hidden around the world as an insurance policy.

First option would be the Avengers, then the Europe's equivalent of the Avengers, then MI:13 if they still exist, then whatever super team is available in Australia, and then maybe the Brotherhood.

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiology
I'd be some background character in the X-Mansion

Absolutely not.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Surface_Running
>literally sonic except can't even go fast
wow great

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mechanical_Creature_Creation
Fuck yeah dude

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I'd rather join the Lizard Hobo King in New York. Much nicer

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Eternal_Day_Inducement
How can a superpower be so powerful and so useless at the same time?

Did Cyclops get more powers or something at some point? How does he get to lead big groups if all he can do is shoot a laser beam?

Phoenix powers.

He also has leadership qualities and organizational skills.

Depends, where is Magento quartered? Savage Lands, maybe, depends what my mutie power is. But no fucking way would I live on his fucking asteroid.

no
god no

>would you consider joining either the X-men or Brotherhood
Rogue isn't single any more

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Letter_Power_Bestowal?comments_page=1
I don't know what this is.

Depends on how powerful I am. If I'm weak or average or just moderately strong, X-Men provide a more stable environment (relatively speaking). If I'm high Alpha level or even Omega level, I'd strongly consider Brotherhood as I'd be more free to pursue self-interest while taking advantage of the benefits of being in their gang.

You give people powers. You can give yourself powers too.
It seems to be somewhat writting based.

Which ever side is doing the "let's turn everyone into mutants" thing. Seriously asside from times when the device has a 10% lethality rate or something dumb like that, how is it not a fix to everyone's problem.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Slayer

Kind of vague. Am I fucking up Terry Pratchett deities worshipped by two guys in an alley, or am I Kratos capable of vanquishing classical pantheons with a shit ton of effort and a lot of luck, or am I an equal opposing force to the Demiurge and YHWH, the destructive yang to their creator yin?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Swimming

I join the brotherhood because they die less often than the X-Men. Mostly because a school is a way softer target for the purifiers than a asteroid.

I honestly don't know why the X-Men or the Brotherhood believes I would identify more with a bunch of strangers that don't share my culture, my religion, my language, my traditions or customs, or even my ethnicity over the people that do, all because the former has superpowers, which usually aren't even the same as mine.

X-Men and Brotherhood are trying to be a family I already have, and expect me to do more loyal to them and their cause over the interests of mt family, race, and country. Why the hell would I do that? Because we have mutant genes that gives us powers, which aren't even the same?

Sorry, but I wouldn't join any of them. I have in-tribe preference. And none of these oppressed mutants are my people.

Assume an angry mob made up of your "tribe" has already formed.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Remote_Possession
Jesus... well that's an obvious villain power.

>Prayer Empowerment
I don't like this one bit.

Absolute Dexterity

All I have to do is fake clumsy spells every now and then and nobody will be the wiser.

X-Men

I think that was just in the Ultimate version of X-Men.

West Coast Avengers

Better Obscure than dead(or turned gay).

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Planetary_Reshaping

I am the Architect, saviour of Mutant kind. I will reshape Venus into a paradise.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Possibility_Reconstruction
Pretty fucking good power if you ask me. At my lowest level, I can be like Domino or that guy from Fringe who can force outcomes, mostly to kill people by improbable chances.

>Prayer Empowerment
that's easily one of the strongest ones though, if you care about power levels. Just form a cult and they literally wish you into a god

And to expand on my answer, I'd be one of those deus ex characters. Not really fun, so maybe I'll fly solo. I don't really see myself joining either, but I'd be more prone to helping out the X-Men.

I understood that reference

Magneto's a psychotic dipshit and the X-men are an ineffective death trap. I'd join the Avengers or something. Sure I'll still probably fucking die, but lord knows mutant hunters don't show up in Avengers books. That'd require nonmutant heroes being confronted with the fact that the mutants are treated like shit and we can't have that. They might actually be forced to do something about mutant persecution if one of their members was hauled off to some government black site for experiments or murdered in cold blood for their genes.

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>How does he get to lead big groups if all he can do is shoot a laser beam?
You want the guy with super geometry as a sub power in charge of leading fuckers in close combat to avoid crossfire.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Primordial_Forest_Manipulation
Oh shit son, this could be pretty fun.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Knowledge_Absorption

>Join X-Men.
>Absorb their knowledge, which I assume means abilities?
>Suddenly, top tier Omega Level mutant.

>Sacred Light Manipulation
>Shows a picture of some animu shit
Yeah, nah, I'm out

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Extinction_Manipulation
They both want me dead.

I'd be a shitty arc villain or woodie victim.

Yo. No More Inhumans.

Primordial forests by definition can't be generated and I would think vary something between rare and nonexistent. Virgin forest manipulation would be more useful and even those aren't that common in towns and cities and tend to be small as balls. In fact, the whole power is just a straight downgrade from forest manipulation.

>Cloud Generation
I'd be pretty damn psyched to even have a few of Storm's abilities so I'm happy with my results. Just call me when you need some bitch to get zapped or hailed on

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>bullet projection
...I mean I guess at least I can do the one thing Batman can't do.

Cyclops is such a gigantic faggot holy shit

>Domino Effect
I'm a walking casualty event with control...neat.

Are you stupid? You don't suddenly obtain the superpower of others just because you acquired their knowledge that is not how it works. Prodigy already had that power and he was mediocre.

Forgot to link

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Domino_Effect

If I have the knowledge on how their power works, I don't see why I couldn't. It's practically Sylar from Heroes. Figure out their power and how it works, and boom, can do it.

>Figure out their power and how it works
>HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW WOLVERINE HAS A HEALING FACTOR! NOW I HAVE ONE TOO
Holy fuck you're retarded

But you don't have the genetic component allowing you to?

A dumbass like you definitely need to copy someone's knowledge.

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You can read the user manual and understand how to fix a car, but if you dont actually posses said car then you cant do anything with that knowledge other than knowing about it.

Face it, you basically got the "I went to a 4 year university and all I got was s bachelor's in expressive dance therapy degree" of powers. You might have a degree yes, but you arent gonna do much with it.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Clown_Magic
But I have a terrible sense of humor? Guess I'll just have to be a creepy clown instead.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Resurrection_Augmentation

So I'm some kind of jesus, but instead of resurrecting people normal style they turn into cyborg monsters.
Who I assume are still pleasant people, just with laser cannons now.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Time_Travel
This will go terribly wrong somehow.

You'll have a great career in Japan.

>Supernatural swordsmanship

Great, now I've got to go buy a fucking sword, and it has to be a good one too or the ability is useless. Nobody else has to buy shit for their power to work, this is horseshit.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Metal_Manipulation
Whut?

God dammit Syndrome, didn't you die?

Oh hell no, both sides are assholes. The Brotherhood more than the X-men, but htat's not allways saying much.

Depending on my power I'd seriously consider going .gov and asking SHIELD if they have an opening for a superpowered person though.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Wormhole_Creation

I guess I'm the new gateway

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The team teleporter rarely dies.

Likely Brotherhood but is the smartest cookie in the jar. Does SHIELD do internships I wonder.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dimensional_Empowerment
I get to be scorpion AKA will get jobbed harder than everyone in the team

Depends on my powerset.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Undead_Manipulation

I'd be a third party fucking with both sides.

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SHIELD is the Red Shirts of Marvel. Can’t expect them to be competent and not die. Better luck as a Teen Titan instead.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Filtering
It's like a filter for shitposters, but for everything.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Snow_Mimicry
>User is made up of or can transform their body completely into snow. Users' transformed form is anatomically identical to their normal form, aside of being made of snow, in which case it contains all to organs and is somewhat vulnerable to attacks. Alternately the user can transform into homogeneous matter, without any part of their form being more important than the other.
Curse you Global Warming

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X-Men have better PR so I would probably join them, then realize Xavier is a fag and defect to Brotherhood.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Semi-Immortality

I don't join either of those groups and just live my life in peace.

Kill myself because by nature of being a mutant, even if I tried to hide it and live a normal life, I am fucked either way and there is not a damn thing I can do about it.

They're giant robots that can adapt to just about any powerset a super villain uses. TheUS army used to legitimately use them for defensive weapons
Lies! Karma is a cutie!
Jean turned him gay too?!
Brotherhood has a higher survival rate if I become a one off villain until a random writer brings me back.

Good god, no. If I were a mutant I would want nothing more than to keep my head down and pray that neither side showed up at my door to out and recruit me for their own egomancial little club houses.

If you join neither, then you die even faster so that the x-men can cry about your brutal death or fate worse than one.

Mutants actually live extremely long in shield, the only reason there’s any racism there’s because of Bendis,and it’s good long term employment.

fucking neither but brotherhood have a less mortality rate i guess

That depends on who is on which team, but also on my power level. So let's find the latter out first.

>Evolutionary Path Manipulation
>The power to manipulate the paths of evolution.
>User can create, shape and manipulate Evolutionary Paths, the process by which a species develops into something new or different, of species or individuals. Allowing them to decide what that species might/would develop into.

Well then. Mags, Cyke, try to keep me alive and we can make this Mutant supremacy thing work. You can pick the team name, I don't care. Let's go.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Technomagical_Ball_Projection

mite b kewl

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Avoid as much as I can to be related with any of them because one day some writer is gonna kill you for some stupid event.

This. Fuck both of them, do away with of the shitters and save the world on your own.

Time to bust my old timer.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Motion_Magic
With this kinda power, I can just be a hero on my own

Shit, wrong one.

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To be honest I'd either be a morlock or one of the early now dead horsement or like maybe a Hellfire Club stan.

>The user either is or can transform into a primordial being, an entity that has existed since or even prior to the beginning of time itself.

What the duck does this even mean, does pic relate?

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Paint_Manipulation

Great. Only that I can't paint for shit

It means you can turn into an ancient being, like Cthulhu or an ancient God

That's cool. How many issues?

fuck that loser cyclops
magneto all the way

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This means that in some of the darkest most already protected places you are in control of the trees there. May also apply to ancient crystal cave forests or... maybe undersea kelp secrets. You might be able to make Chtullu's beard strange himself. Kelp forest.

I think user exhibits the kind of over the top confidence in one's own abilities that exceeds what any would expect from him required in such an obvious Sylar clone.

>find someone who can see the future
you'll get killed off screen by your own team mates

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics

I guess I'm bugs bunny.

Well, I think I go with neither. Just claim to be a space alien and live with THAT prejudice instead of the Kill All Mutants that usually pops up.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology

Just physics. That include the glow and cell shading?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dust_Transmutation
I'm Wither but with actual control.

>Marking
I can be the ultimate tracker. Kinda creepy power when you think about it.

If I was still a kid, the X-Men is a no brainer. Free food and lodging and a decent education with a campus full of mutant qt3.14s. As an adult, I'd rather live in the sewers than deal with either of them.

Does that mean Phoenix? Can I re-roll of i don't want to win the thread by accident?

Theoretically yeah, and if you want to I guess

>Lunar Solidification

>Yue (Cardcaptor Sakura) condenses moonlight into bows and arrows.
>Solidify lunar energy.
>The power to condense lunar energy into a tangible form. Sub-power of Lunar Manipulation and Lunar Energy Manipulation. Variation of Solidification. Opposite to Solar Solidification.
>Lunar Compression/Hardening/Materialization
>Lunar Energy >Compression/Hardening/Materialization
>>Solid Moon
>Moon Compression/Hardening
>User can solidify or give solid-like properties to lunar energy with the level of solidity going from loose jelly to metal-like hardness or beyond.
>Lunar Constructs
>Associations
>Earth Manipulation
>Energy Generation
>Energy Manipulation
>Light Generation
>Light Manipulation
>Lunar Attacks
>Lunar Energy Manipulation
>Lunar Manipulation
>Solidification
Moon Lantern. Cool. I'm so crazy instead of risk days without moon powers I'd make a little moon light daylight and live in it. :-)

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Wits
I join the X-men because I have no capacity for battle. I direct from comfy office.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dream_Walking
Time to make everyone have the worst possible fucking nightmare

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Cambion_Physiology
call me donte the demon killer, has a nice ring to it don't you think?

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-Psychic_Presence

No Jean, it is you who is gay and a heretic!

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>Chemical Infusion
The pathetic flat-scans shall suffer as they starve, deprived of their food by the man, nay, the veritable BRAP GOD they now know as...THE CROP-DUSTER!

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Emotion_Augmentation
Codename: Hard Feelings
I'll go for X-men and try to join one of the B-teams that are allowed to have some personality still.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Companion_Allegiance

TO ME MY X MEN.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Toxikinetic_Creature_Creation
>The ability to create beings of poison or shape it into certain shapes.

Fuck the X-Men. Fuck the Brotherhood. I'm going straight to Apocalypse and signing on as Horseman of Pestilence.

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shadow-Metal_Manipulation

Codename: Cold Steel

Pftttt nothing personel kid.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Memory_Transferal
Guess it'll be X-Men since the best I can really hope for is getting a quality education unimpeded by the fact that I technically have mutant powers

Rightclops's X-Men is the only right answer.

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what exactly did x-men or brotherhood do good for mutantkind in a long run?
I'm starting to think they aren't that helpful to their own cause

>The user of this power can gain supernatural powers through consuming supernatural fruit. The fruits can have either a positive or negative effect which could be permanent or temporary
So if I don't have any special food available to me I'm just a normal person?

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hiddenness_Manipulation

So a treasure/secret seeker?

Or you have the mutant power to spawn a random magical fruit that will temporary grant you a random power.

Just fuck off from both groups because they have completely lost their purpose for even being a thing anymore in the Marvel universe

Bubble Magic fml.

>Home Manipulation
The power to rearrange my living quarters as desired is mine to command!

You ever seen those bastards from bubble bobble? you would probably be able to beat the fuck outta these other guys easy.

Alternately, tag along with Deadpool to push Mr. X's shit in.

Sons of Anarchy.

Hot Waffles

Hercules discovering what really makes him happy. His brother would be really proud of him.

Big Red

Heat transfer that's a cool one

Tell that to Calliban.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spatial_Force-Field_Generation

I personally would want to join neither, but if it came down to it, it'd probably settle for the X-Men.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Poltergeization

>Can turn people into ghosts
>Turning people back isn't included
It's really just murder with extra steps

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Inspiration_Negation
No matter what team I'm on they won't like me.
I could run the prison that holds bad guys, though.

I want to be on the team that has the best perks / hot chicks I can fuck.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Color_Beam_Emission
I think I want to reread Muh Phoenix now.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Heliokinetic_Combat
Solar power bitches

Growing up I always wanted to go the the X-man school, but if these things are there I'm not getting within 60 miles of that place.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Thievery

Phantom Renegade is here!

Depends on my power.

>Holy Fire Manipulation

Well damn. X-men, I guess.

After all of these years Boco, just shut the fuck up.

Yes sir...

KEK

Whose side has the most suckable dicks?

Brotherhood seems to have more males.
And Xmen is an SJW vigina heaven

>Not wanting to get into an orgy with the hivemind sisters

Don't worry, you'll be turned gay in no time

Jean Grey
Yes, user you already know the gist of it

If I want that, they're fuck with my mind.

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Hot waffles

>Jean turned him gay too?!
Why are you surprised, user?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Sacrifice
>The user can sacrifice one or more of their powers to enhance other powers they have whether conceptual, physical, etc.
Nice, so I can't do a goddamn thing considering this is my only power.

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Not necessarily. Now you can just min-max yourself to powergame. You can sacrifice your ability to whistle to increase you ability to jump. You can sacrifice your ability to smell to increase how well you can see.

gee I wonder why people hate mutants

Leave

Honestly? Probably not. They might push me to hide or control my powers, or shame me into not using them. I suppose it depends on the power.

>Intuitive Empathic Replication

Get fucked

Sure. You can open a new brewery and make tons of cash

Fucking neither, I don’t want to have anything to do with a pair of extremist groups that considered me the enemy until I hit puberty and develop a power that they could exploit in their stupid fucking racewar.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Physical_Force_Enhancement

This makes me pretty powerful right? I'd probably do my own thing, or join the X-men for a bit at the start to learn to control my powers, then leave and do my own thing.

So I just meet as many mutants as possible to become the strongest. Nice.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Property_Locking
I take care of my pristine figurine collection that cannot become dirty or damaged.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Flammable_Blood

>I'll just bleed on everything

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