ITT: Patrician Harems Only
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ok, post one
Far left girl looks cute
That's Himeko Katagiri from PaniPoni Dash.
>Viridi
>Entrapta
Gud taste
>patrician harem
No such things. Harems are definitively shit.
Harem huh?
You really like evil MILFs
You probably wrote a novel about all of them
Good to see you again
I think I like this kingdom concept even better than just posting harems.
well, at least by gay chubby chaser standards
You too fag, leni, peridot, and usagi are top tier waifus, pre season 3 star is great too but i had to omit her from my harem after nefcy forever fucked her own show
hmhmmm I think there's a theme here but I can't place it
Out of all the girls in here, I’d go for Alex the most based on personality.
Its a mystery alright
Neat!
Thread should've ended here.
What the hell, it's been a while.
>Having Enid and not Wilhamena
>Jenny, not Kiki
I feel our tastes are both similar, yet different.
Kiki’s great, real Sophie’s Choice for me, but there’s just something about Jenny, plus I couldn’t resist some of Enid’s aloofness
tiana alone earns you my approval
If I went off all the cute girls that I liked it would be silly long, so I'll keep it simple and down to genre waifu level.
>Star Butterfly
>Patrician
Implying
>Chloe
Based
About my Queen, sure. But it's important to me my harem girls have the freedom to write their own stories. They just live in the castle and join me for parties and crazy sex shenanigans in exchange for... well, basically whatever they want.
Boy, you’ve taken this to the next level, haven’t you? I like it
Your Yea Forums taste is good, but your Yea Forums taste is almost exactly mine
oh golly I hope I fit in
I have a soft spot for her type of character
We used to have kingdom threads
Seen your chart around a few times And I love it.
Yours is great too.
I'm a dyke, it's a given
How'd you feel about Liv Octavius?
It's a crime but I havent seen Into the Spider Verse yet so I can't give a solid opinion on her
A good mix of spunky and tomboys, I like it
>Harem
I only need one man
Does it count as a harem if I just want to live with them in one huge house and only ever do lewd and romantic stuff with Merida?
There is a disturbing lack of taste ITT.
>Candice
BASED
No. But that's fine, that's what a waifu is.
There's a high chance of treachery in that kingdom.
Many of those look at your back and discuss what knife would look good in it.
Gayest patrician taste ever. And I have Speedwagon on my chart.
>Getting a blowjob from Mileena.
You like to live dangerously user.
Your center piece is forbbiden here user.
Hush
Totoko
I won this thread
>Soraka fag
You killed the thread.
No but kino as fuck
Would save but I already have it saved
10/10 on vidya taste alone
I want to be her slave in exchange for backpats
Sure, whatever.
True, but I've accounted for that. The Queen is one of the biggest offenders in that regard so it's kinda par for the course.
This is why the quality of life is the main focus of the kingdom, I provide both citizens and visitors with experiences they can't get anywhere else. When your enemies are happier as your friend, you can go anywhere.
Also Woody's whole job is to keep people believing in me.
I would be wary of Wrath and Giorno. The rest can be negociated with.
Btw...Street Cougar, you have good taste user.
If you're gonna have one husbando, Negan is definitely the one to claim. Nice taste, user.
>this level of autism
...I'm off this place. Don't @ me, I'm closing the browser after this post.
neat
I've had to update my chart for so long now, but my mousewheel is broken, which makes zooming in and out a damn chore.
I saved the thread!
Aww yeah
You must be new here. Don't worry, nobody will @ you on Twitter, Billy. Go do your homework now before Spring break ends.
substandard
meh
impressive. 9/10
pedo tendencies detected
gay chubby chaser
name checks out
organized
acceptable
accurate filename
patrician
no, you didn't
patrician
>autism
where do you think you are?
patrician, would be 10/10 but you have pixelated blobs.
Huh, rarely see anyone pick Tiana
>pedo tendencies detected
What did he mean by this?
Alright then.
>all this fanart in people's harems
In your opinion, is it ideal to use fanart in your chart to represent your waifu?
Sometimes necessary but personally I try to find images from the show itself
Okay
Some of my girls lack HQ official art that represents them well, so I'm forced to rely on fanart instead. I usually try for official art, though.
What can I say? I love hardworking women. She knew what she wanted and wante to work hard for it.
it is entirely up to you. this entire concept is an exercise in fantasy, so do whatever you want.
That we like to put our dicks inside tighter holes.
Too of my waifus are book characters, I need to use fanart.
Wrath's on a short leash, he's got plenty of time to find my weak spots but he knows better than to try anything with Frank Cadillac around.
Giorno respects anyone who uses power to help his community. I'm not selling drugs to kids so I don't think he'd have any problem with me.
It' best to just use your own favorite picture of them.
>That we like to put our dicks inside tighter holes
Thats hot
>accurate filename
I mean thanks I guess
Is top right girl the one girl from New Game? Just started watching, she's cute.
Based HyperChad.
>Is top right girl the one girl from New Game? Just started watching, she's cute.
Yes and yes, yes she is.
Who dares?
I already get enough shit for the amount of girls in my chart, thanks
At this point most anons wouldn't bother looking at/rating it because it's too much of a hassle.
Nah recently updated mine anyway
Truly based
I was gonna make this with one waifu but HyperAnon always covers me since my waifu is in his harem pic, and I like HyperAnon.
Nah it's cool.
Which one anyway?
Not good for waifus for me except Star but a lot of them would make great daughterfus
Star will make you suffer and cuck you user.
I rather have any pedo waifu or even a manly husbando than Star.
how fleshlets can even compete?
I'm pulling the hammer back!
Skinlets you mean? Furrys still have flesh.
Furfags get the bullet first.
Tan girls get my gears goin
>a squirrel
>what looks like two humanoid cat dog hybrids
>the bird from stuart little 2
Keep him away from the zoo
real patricians
>Vambre and Diana
Absolutely based
Hell yeah mother fucker I see you're in the Patricians too
What can I say? I like them older.
>Willow
>Debs
>Peg
>Maria
>Sunset
Based Milf taste user. I shoud update my chart
Based Vambre
fuck what I said earlier, you're the true patrician
Dang what was your relationship with your own mom?
Loving and caring?
I'd pull an Anakin Skywalker for anyone of them
At least 3 would find that as a turn on
That Shante pic is fappable
> desu
i can excuse p*cifica for now but star and luan are such blemishes on an otherwise pretty decent chart
only in extreme cases
Don't do it user, I have the high ground.
If it meant saving Chloe then
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
>harem
>patrician
What's even the common denominator here?
Pffft, I could take you.
*Light saber noises*
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED US ALL
too late for that...
Take him out!
you are a gentleman of great taste
OP you need to be like your better user and learn how to FUCKING COLLAGE BETTER!
Candice needs more art
What's the point of those charts if you just list tens and tens of the characters you like? It should be limited to 10-15 at best.
>It should be limited
No, fuck you. How dare you shit on a man's romance.
If you have a very general fetish that can be practised in a number of ways, you might find that you have pretty wide-spanning tastes in women and that you'll end up expanding beyond the limitations of a typical chart, which is best suited to people who either have very specific tastes, consume limited media or who are extremely decisive in who they pick.
For my part, femdom as a fetish leaves so much room for interpretation and subcategories that it just made sense to have a big chart which further splits its selections into subcategories of specific types of femdom. I imagine other people have the same problem.
We need more kingdoms, I might try to make one.
Is that Babsgirl or Steph Brown as Batgirl? Who's that on Elsa' left?
Pretty good, redheads are never wrong. Do you have a template with 4 rectangles in the centre?
Is Buffy's old show worth watching?
If you find some great fanart, sure, why not?
based/10
incredibly based/10
9/10 too many waifus
>Faora
10/10
10/10
9/10
Who says they need one?
Take me? I give you kingdom a month before it destroys itself from the inside out. 70% of your government is scheming, power hungry, murderous superhumans.
Even ignoring that, your military is a mess. YOU PUT THE NINJA TURTLES ON SEPARATE TEAMS! Who does that?
She sure does
If you have more than one 'waifu' you can never be a true patrician.
There's a difference between waifus and a harem.
How so? Would you NOT put you're waifu in your harem?
Those things are exclusive, newfag.
Stop being a dork
Why should that matter?
You're in a Yea Forums harem thread.
>newfag
Lmao
Fan art is often off model and frequently doesn’t represent what the character actually looks like. It’s not too bad in most cases, but sometimes it’s clear that the poster doesn’t like the character itself as much as a prettified version of them with bigger boobs.
Is there something wrong with that? We are all dealing with the girls of our imagination after all. In some cases fan opinion even influences the character, Velma being the most prominent example.
I typically try to use the official look, but if the character doesn’t have any good screenshots or if a piece of fanart perfectly represents the character, I’ll go with the fanart.
Even more chances of betrayal than the first one and your army is shit.
The Prime consort will be the first one to betray you.
I always thought that men that like to be treated as slaves were pathetic and deserved to be castrated penis included. And I still believe it
>Is Buffy's old show worth watching?
First season is good, it has that 90's vibe but in a bearable measure characters are interesting.
It may go down in quality at later seasons using a more comedic undertone but overall is a good show 8/10 and can be expanded reading the comics.
All fine and Dandy anons.
But tell me and be sincere.
Would any of your waifus pay atention or at least befriend you if there was a chance to meet at least one of them?
I’m known for being pretty funny and sociable around the right type of people, so most of them would at least talk to me
Probably not Tiff, Paulina, Tambry and Roberta
Gr8 redheads
I've always thought men who can't separate sexual fetishes from day-to-day behaviour were retarded armchair psychologists with their own insecurities, but here we are.
>camille and octopussy
Ok
welp, was bored enough to get started on this and left it at that.
If I feel like picking it up again I'll have to look up a few things to know what the fuck they mean.
This is fantastic so far
Hey hey hey, BatB triplets take up three slots!
>Babsgirl or Steph Brown
It's Babs.
>on Elsa's left
That's Athena. Y'know, the goddess.
>Woody on the council
That's fascinating, I love it, I'm stealing it, and I like you.
>Harem: Top row, third box
We're friends now.
Got a great kingdom going there
>Hobbes on council
Based
Hot waffles
>Pidge and Violet
Excellent tastes
Rare and based.
do you have a clean version of this?
The Ultimate and Perfect harem.
Jack Donaghy willed himself to be related to Yea Forums and now it is true.
>Royal guard Brock
So Sora, Donald and Goofy are there to carry their stuff while he and Frank work right?
Ace is not for sexual nor romantic.
She is for cuddling until she dies
Well, here it is with more entries. Might change some of them if I think of anything later.
Huh, didn't expect this kind of response.
Afraid not, but there's a more updated template here that has additional things to fill in.
They write "Pack mule/Crowd control" on their tax forms, yes.
thanks man, gonna take awhie but I will work on that
And write "Death by Samson" in their reports.
They're functionally one person though
Can't get 'em pregnant with the same sperm, son.
based
People will pay more to fuck a set of triplets than they would collectively to fuck three different girls.
If you want a single girl that functions as three you'll need to go with Triplicate-Girl
rate
good
>Samson
>Goofy
>Keeping Sora, Donald, and Goofy on the same job
Bad
>Frank on royal guard, he's not cut out for defensive assignments
>Purple Man anywhere near anyone. I get the logic but do you really think you can trust him to sing your praises?
>Tina from the Looney Tunes Show
Makes any Harem Chart 10/10
I see your point. I'll swap Frank to assassin and the threat of him should keep Kilgrave in line.
I would offer you my vizier position, but Yakko Warner just filled the role.
>Trying to control Zebediah "you don't want to shoot me" Killgrave with threats
Your funeral. But our political interaction will be done with strict caution.
based satsuki
>Winnie
>Kuvira
>Dominator
>Captain Amelia
>Tyr'ahnee
>Tina
It's rare to see such patrician taste in one spot.
cool
You disgusting, degenerate, garbage piece of--
>Petal
Well....
Try me on for size. Rate my kingdom Yea Forums
>Have you ever had a waifu chart?
>I used to, but I lost it.
>Your chart?
>No, my virginity!
>OHOHOHOHOHO
I tried doing one of these, by all got was a headache.
Nigga you KNOW you better share that template
>"patrician" harem
>little girls
Fucking dropped
Yen Sid's paint brush or Megas for Weapon of king?
Rate me.
try again
Haven't actually gotten to the harem part but I'm just assuming that any of the characters in the kingdom are automatically candidates for that anyway, and that the harem section will only be for those who don't have another purpose
Basically I'll just use my weapon to gain the power to control all of these characters in order to keep my kingdom alive and flourishing, I'll post the finished version tomorrow unless I forget to
>patrician
Well, uh, can I post anyway?
You like autistic girls. You shouldn't be mad at me for saying this because I'm saying it with as much whimsy as I can muster.
You want a chick who listens to the Bauhaus and who will tell you to clean your room, bucko.
Eyelids.
Recognize you from before. I don't think you appreciate why Gaz > Mandy.
I see you every thread and I am disgusted, which, considering my tastes, is a feat.
>likes qt brown grills
Truly a man of taste and culture.
Feetfag detected.
You want to be dommed but then have aftercare.
What do you think of Ask Humantale?
>Colleen
>Sawyer
I like you.
I think you're the kind of guy to say "brapper" unironically.
I appreciate your virtue.
>all the Avatar hotties and you pick Mai
Sad!
Saw this last thread. I remember liking that you liked Jane and Meg.
>being shocked by someone making a moderately sized husbando chart
How fucking new are you and what are you doing browsing this late?
>having to blur the tiny hoarse
I laughed.
>princess carolyn
You can waifu her but only if you promise to make her smile.
>Gadget
You and I are the last of a generation, user.
>Jackie
Horrible. Janna barely redeems you.
So did you only start thirsting for Lana after she had a kid or did you detect the inner mommy all along? Does your hose jump when a girl has a mental breakdown over her friends smoking weed?
I saw you last thread and I will repeat myself - I would never invite you to a party because of who you'd bring.
>Marceline
>Toph
>Chel
>Frankie
Could you be more contrived?
You seem like a dude I'd crack open a cold one with.
>Zombie Island Daphne
I like you, you'd probably prefer me calling you an idiot.
>Stand Arrow as weapon of the king
ARE YOU RETARTED!?
There was a guy months ago who managed to have that complete: boards.fireden.net
I still don't know how the fuck he did though.
That's not a crown!
Also how does the stand arrow let you control them?
Why the Flash version of Kei and not the traditional?
Every time you post I'm legally required to congratulate you on sniper mom and Amir.
I feel like putting effort into finding good fanart makes it more respectful. Anyone can just grab an image from the show/game/whatever the character is from.
Too much free time and patience, free time I no longer have in order to update it like I wish unfortunately.
>Toki, Moses, Megamind, Herbert West
Great tastes!
I will try my best to make Carolyn smile user, but she must open herself first. The positive thing is that she will make me a better person.
We are the old guard user, Gadget is worth waifuing.
>Rusty
I have mixed feelings about him, one part of me thinks he is a complete asshole that deserves the worst.
But other part of me says it's not completely his fault after all the shit he's been trough and that he trully needs help and love.
There's a 50% chance that he will kill the enemy and a 50% chance of powering up the enemy in the later scenario there's also the chance that the enemy can't control his stand or the stand turns against the user a la Superfly or Cheap Trick or like Jotaro's mother.
bump
Those numbers aren't accurate, and even if they were that's a 25% chance to just make your enemies way stronger.
Broke: harem
Woke: singular waifu
Update
alright, is a start
Broke
>Pretending that you can only have feelings for a single waifu
Woke
>Having a single waifu and a harem of girls who are reflections of what you love about her, thereby admitting that you're only human and are, therefore, capable of being attracted to others, but showing that you will remain dedicated to your waifu regardless of that temptation.
Getting there.
Man, I couldn't even think of that many girls, let alone ones I like.
Made a Husbando one, not sure what it what it says about me
I'd hang out with you. No homo. I'd be slightly wary about getting blackout drunk around you though.
Thanks!
How come 3D brown girls aren't as attractive as 2D?
Mostly schlubby, mostly goofy, muscles a bonus.
Not bad.
You haven't found the right one yet.
>not picking the best girl
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have the gay. I'm afraid it's terminal.
>Phoenix helment as a crown
I like your style. Put the 12 gold saints as your knights and you will be safe forever.
Kronk is Love, Kronk is life.
He will never betray you.
I'm gonna need the template for this, please
My nigga. Our war is inevitable, but I promise to regret it.
I took another look at his and he actually added some stuff about a colony at the bottom, this template doesn't have that so do with that info what you will.
Bro, let's team up on this fucker for bogarting the full template and leaving us colony-less.
Bump, gotta build my kingdom
done
Mandy is gonna stab you in the back and take over your kingdom the second she gets a chance.
But Connie’s in the harem, so props
Who's in charge of the poop?
>Mandy is gonna stab you in the back
thats exactly why I put her there, to mke things more fun. that and the dark points she would make
I was going to put Luan there btut that would mean I had to keep her around, so I just left it blank. pretty sure the science or magic people can do something about that
I would put Dr. Mrs. The Monarch in the cpuncil, if she's on your side you are certanly to have a lasting goverment.
Black fire would betray you day 1
Love me some Star. Also Moon.
Hot
Autist girls (at least high functioning ones) tend to be really attractive
Broke
>Pretending that craptoons can be waifus
Broke
>Not knowing where you are.
Brown / muscle / sheltered girls please apply here
This thread needs more Kingdoms in it
>Babsgirl as a knight with Alex as a squire
Neat combination, I like it. How does the harem work in these kingdoms? I doubt many characters in the kingdom would stand for slavery, and Sam (TS) is in the harem while Alex is at court.
>have the gay
I'm a (mostly) heterosexual woman. But yeah, Mai's man-face is way hotter to me than someone feminine like Suki, Katara, or Toph. You know, girls that would be better for Zuko than Mai. And that ain't saying much.
bump
Next thread we just make it kingdoms
Agreed