Did Spidey die a virgin?

>incest
They aren't related by blood, user. Uncle Ben was the brother of Peter's father.

I dunno. The MCU version of MJ strikes me as the kind of I'm-such-a-rebel-girl who thinks a blowjob is a great way to subvert expectations and offend the social order. And she likes Pete.

id take his virginity

are you implying that MCU MJ might have blown Peter ironically?

Didn't the Ttrailer pretty much spoiled that they actually all died and the want to use the IG to reverse it

Duh

The blowjob was probably sincere. The anal was definitely an insult to convention.

People--especially the "why didn't he just double the resources" crowd--keep forgetting that Thanos is the Mad Titan.

Not angry.

Insane.

His mind was broken by his planet's death, so he fixated on his "kill half" plan even when he had literally infinite power.

Though from a storytelling standpoint it'd be cool as fuck if the dusted people are actually in an alternate universe. Damn you for getting my hopes up.

He died like a bitch, in any case.

>they actually all died and the want to use the IG to reverse it
But they're dead.

MJ was naked, on her hands and knees, and had her butt up in the air.

Kneeling behind MJ, Pete pushed slowly into her. This was new. Up until now, it had just been blowjobs and handjobs -- usually in the back of an empty classroom. Sometimes in an alleyway between school and home.

This was the big time. There was a bed involved.

"Fuck. The. Patriarchy." MJ gasped as Pete put himself balls-deep into her ass. Her eyes were screwed shut and her entire body tensed. Muscles stood out on her back, arms and legs. Her hands and feet were scrunched shut.

Tyring to not hurry, Pete began sliding in an out of MJ. Otherwise, he ignored what she was saying. He'd never claimed to have a clue what the hell she was thinking.

>assuming MJ would be the one taking it in the ass

He's the mad titan because of his devotion to death and killing in the comics, the movie does not give him any kind of madness, you retard casuals just use it as an excuse for a nonsensical plot and miserable characterization.

>obsessive fixation on a plan even when vastly superior options present themselves isn't madness
Yeah okay dumbass.

And I know goddam well why he's the Mad Titan in the comics, but this thread is about the MCU version, you mouth-breathing mongoloid.

And don't call other casuals when you don't even know that the Titan part in the comics is because that's where he was born.

I swear, shitty little posers like you are the reason Yea Forums is such a dumpster fire these days.

No, it’s only rebellious if you suck off someone your parents hate. I can’t imagine anyone having a problem with somebody as inoffensive as MCU Peter.

He wasn't comically hammy in his goals so it can't be madness

Madness definitely does not need to be grandiose and obvious to be madness.

Yes, that's funny

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Those kinds of girls are more likely to have ironically blown the school’s football team than the quirky nerd they are into.

It’s precisely because he’s not hammy that his madness was so well depicted. Sometimes people have a central delusion they’re obsessed with, and that doesn’t mean they’re spazzing out or hearing voices.

>MJ sits down with Peter at lunch, jizz dripping from her face
>Peter notices, but doesn't want to know what she's been doing
>She chats to him casually, acting like nothing's odd and laughing internally at how awkward he's clearly feeling

she seems like the kind of aunt who'd teach him how to put a condom on first-hand before prom night

it's not incest

Great. Now the cucks are going to flock to this thread.

>Thinks Cap is a virgin
Yeah, we both know that's not true.

this

Cap will die a pure boy

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She'd also encourage him to pound as many girls as possible.

"So, that haughty MJ girl, she's a hot little fucker, bend over that chocolate bitch and show her the power of your cock, Petey. Give her one from me, too."

>Man Tom Holland looks really young, he's probably sixteen or seventee-
>He's only 3 months younger than me

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When Spidey gets rezzed is he gonna have to hitch a ride to earth with the Guardians? How's he gonna explain that to Aunt May

theres a reason hes called spider twink

>has aunt may
>foster father is a playboy
there's no way MCU Peter is still a virgin

With an ass like that no, he didn't.