Forget who will die, who will kiss who in Endgame?
Forget who will die, who will kiss who in Endgame?
Cap and Tony
>do you trust me?
>...I do
>make out begins
No big surprises really. When Bucky and Shuri come back she gleefully kisses him on the lips that's it.
Ever since Iron Man came out in 2008, Marvel has been planning for the movie franchise to die out when they secretly make it a giant orgy.
Everyone will kiss a dick. The surprise is who's dick they'll kiss?
Captain Marvel will kiss a woman, Thanos will kiss his life goodbye, Spidey will kiss Black Widow (for the sake of joke), T'Challa will kiss his favourite bodyguard.
i dont care i jsut want to see tom suck cock
You’ve seen it?
Pretty sure Clint and Nat unless the Russo Bros want to do the whole thing with Banner again
Maybe Rhodes and Carol since that was a thing in the comics
Pepper Potts as Iron heart and Tony, for sure
Maybe Cap and Peggy if they go back far enough into the past
mmm delicious bald foreshadowing right here
like pottery, this shit writes itself
They won't make Carol gay. They need to reserve their first gay headliner for another movie. Or at least, they'll save it for the next CM movie
It's a character in Eternals.
Nebula and Rocket
Not sure about that one......
Jesus fuck why do sjws ruin everything? It was a joke you cucks! I'm surprised they're not asking for his resignation from the role over this.
Laticia Wright is in her mid twenties and it was a joke its so fucking dumb to be angry over that
pepper and stark seem too obvious(unless tragedy...)
banner and widow... wait a minute...
I guess Thor and Captain Marvel, she needs someone to loosen her up, I want to be able to separate Captain Marvel from Brie Lardson.
It will be Pete and Mantis, once they get de-snapped. They're keeping it a secret, even from him.
Gross
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ok.... but that sounds like (bad)fanfiction
Nah
Nat's main love interest in the MCU is Banner
Nat and Clint are bffs
Tony kisses Pepper,
Banner kisses widow
Scott kisses Hope
Dora kisses Shuri
Nebula kisses Valkire
Rhody kisses his dependa
Clint kisses his wife
Groot kisses rocket
Gamora kisses star lord
Mantis kisses Drax
Cap kisses Bucky
Carol kisses mariah hill
Strange kisses the time stone
Thor kisses either Sif or Portman depends on who even wants to come back.
Scott kisses Cassie
>Strange kisses the time stone
Amy Adams*
Actually, Carol will kiss fucking nobody because nobody loves her and she will die alone. :]
Obsessed.
>inb4 "seething", "dilate", "cope", "sit down, be humble"
Clea*
Rocket will kiss an earth raccoon
Why the fuck do you type like a fruitcake?
Good for comedy, but....... you know full well without intelligence she will not be sexy.
Rocket gets Thanos's arm.
Captain Marvel will kiss her reflection in the mirror. Because she loves herself more than anyone else.
When Stark was an egotistical asshole, that was a character flaw. When Danvers behaves the same, it's a sign of a strong character.
tanuki are cute though
You incels don't underfuckinstand! SEX IS WRONG and SEXIST! Have sex!
Nat will kiss me
Go back to Tumblr you pansy
Rocket and Thor
>Apologising to those creatures
You fucking fucked up Seabass
>Spidey will kiss Black Widow (for the sake of joke)
that'd actually be pretty funny if they do it right
Steve and Tony
Carol and Nat
>Cap kisses Bucky
Bucky's dead. You want him to kiss a pile of dust?
No that's for Doctor Strange 2, don't rush it.
>>Captain Marvel will kiss her reflection in the mirror. Because she loves herself more than anyone else.
Some severe case of projection right here, because I don't remember this from the mov--
>"uhhh I'm talking about the actress here!!"
Yep, obsession and projection. Y to the ikes.
She's jailbait.
>Nat's main love interest in the MCU is Banner
Paired the sex bomb with the dweeb was a Whedon's idiocy. The Russos won't fall for the same crap as Joss
christ how old is this drawing? I recognize the artist from LJ.
>Shipping Carol with these random uggo ladies she’s never interacted with instead of the single best friend she practically helped raise a child with
Even when a sensible lesbian ship is staring them right in the face, gays have to go for the most nonsensical options
Maria won't be in Endgame though.
Maria will be an old lady by the time Endgame happens, though. Unfortunately.
NOVA CONFIRMED
Nah, she's old now.
Carol and Jess is the sensible ship.
I'm surprised people didn't lose their collective shit at the ok sign there.
I don’t think nebula could tolerate unquestioning loyalty for anything. She’s more of an opportunist.
No, they are saving Rocket for Blackjack O'Hare.
>capeshit poster
>remove the masks of the superheros
Why does marvel do this?
They paid a lot of money for those actors, so they are going to make good use of it.
If I don't get a scene of Scarlet Witch getting railed, I'm going to boycott the movie.
It's been in my Yea Forums folder since 2010. Before that, I couldn't tell you.
Here, have another comfy one.
>We're going to have to watch Maria die
>She's going to be Carol's Peggy
I'm already not ready
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