How about a girl who's got a brain? Who always speaks her mind?

No one cares, boomer

>be absolute right wing conservative
>crossdressing characters have always been my favorite niche since Mulan and Ouran High
>make stories that have a cross dresser character that is always absolutely straight
>if I publish any of them people will try to call them trans because current year
Life's a bitch.

>Gotta love how the reboot is going with “She’s just betterer and more special than everyone,”
Was something leaked? Didn't even know they were promoting it yet

>instead of just beating people up.
That was all she did, though. She killed the entire mongolian horde, then she killed Shan Yu.

>write a story that has a cross dresser girl joining a war because historical fiction and not cuz she wants to have a penis
>all the audience is "muh trans acceptance" bullshit

t.Didnt even watch the fucking movie

Everyone keeps saying "trans" this, and "trans" that. Like it's the only word they know. What are you, a bunch of villagers from tranny-village or something?

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Okay faggot, explain yourself then.

There was a plot leaked, and it said that everything is magic, and Mulan is super special and beats everyone else easy at the training camp. Also Shan Yu is replaced by a sorceress.

That’s a weird way to tell us you never watched the movie.

How is it in any way wrong you fucking morons? Explain yourselves.

If you ever met a Chinese woman, you will know they all speak their mind.
All the time. It gets worse if they like you.
Then they pester you with shit only your mother should be allowed to say. Like how fat you are and shit like that.
Those poor guys would probably take a Mongol invader if they had half a chance.

I just fucking love Mulan

>Was getting her ass kicked physically
>Couldn’t handle a lot of the training when she started

>Only climbed the pole because she used the weights as a strap
>Knew Shan Yu’s Army was going to kill them, so she just shot at the avalanche
>Came up with the idea to dress the men up as women to throw the Huns off, otherwise they would’ve been killed
>Only beats Shan Yu by improvising with a fan, then blowing him the fuck up

>As the movie goes, learns how to fight, but clearly has moments where she has to improvise instead

I'm glad it came out in the 90s. All the anti-SJW shitters would make it a worse experience.

>Mulan is super special and beats everyone else easy at the training camp
And to think the first one made a point of “she was the worst recruit, but tried harder and eventually became the best”

So exactly like I said. She killed the entire Mongolian horde, then she killed Shan Yu.
Thanks for taking the time to write precisely what I wrote but more in-depth than was ever needed, you dumb fucking faggot. Neck yourself immediately.

Not the same user but it is not to say that mulan didn't kill people, but that she defeated her enemies with her ingenuity, she didn't just rush into battles swinging her sword like the other soldiers.
Examples: burying the huns in an avalanche, letting Shan Yu stab her fan so that she could disarm him, having her friends disguise themselves as ugly concubines to get close enough to the guards to get the drop on them.

>Thinking outside the box and overcoming your flaws by thinking over other ways to accomplish a goal is the same as “beating people up”
>Growing throughout a film from a girl with no clue how to fight to becoming competent and confident is “beating people up”

Ah, I see the problem: You’re retarded.

Anyone could’ve killed the Mongolians. The difference was that she thought of it by stepping back and looking at her surroundings.

These are all really interesting points, but that's hardly the most important topic to discuss.
The most vital part of this whole argument you are all missing, however is the cross-promotional tie-in with McDonald's.

Which would be why she clarifies that the woman in question would have a brain

Nailed it.

The execution does not fucking matter if the end result is exactly the same as if the Imperial Army had managed to fight the horde. Any man could have done what Mulan did, but she just happened to be the one to do it.

But that's an oxymoron then.

"Historical Mulan" didn't had to crossdress.

>be absolute right wing conservative
>vote for the people who want to strip you of all your rights
Why does 4channel attract so many Uncle Toms?

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(here, I know how to put a stopper to this conversation)

>whistle.mp3
A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING--

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I should rewatch that series. It's gold start to finish.

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Ok? That’s the point, though, is that her biggest strength was her ability to improvise and think outside of the box. The movie makes it clear Shan Yu and his men could tear her apart, so she only one by using her surroundings. The Huns were used to straightforward militaristic enemies, so that’s how she won.

She doesn’t just beat everyone up and know all the answers.

Trans people's singular defense mechanism for their way of life is to latch onto and take credit for anything even remotely related to the concept. Mulan was not trans, and odds are those posts are just trolling. I remember ~2014 when the LGB community was WAY against adding the T on their, and the T just bitched and hollered long enough for the legit LGB people to give up; it's gone the way of feminism, taken over by extremists. The L, G, and B are fundamentally unrelated to the T, just like cross-dressing, but they decided it was close enough.

>Today I learned that June Foray was the grandma

Why was June so based?

You just reminded me of how hard it's snowing out right now.
Three days ago it was 72 degrees. Now there's a blizzard. I am absolutely sick to death of this winter shit.

I’d fuck Chien Po (gay chubby chaser here)

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>She doesn’t just beat everyone up and know all the answers.
But in the end, that's precisely what she does. Everyone looks to her for guidance and she beats everyone up, even if she has to use rocket weaponry to compensate for her lack of martial ability.

But that's like calling a woman strong for shooting a man with a gun.

>Not signing a prenup before marriage

Exactly. The remake encompasses the pure irony of this obsession with strong females: A woman is only strong when they beat people up, and if they aren’t the best at everything, then they are weak. Essentially, they have to be a man to be strong, not a woman.

One of the points of the movie was that Mulan wasn’t a man, and wasn’t good at everything, and actually fucked things up a lot. When she stopped trying to be a military man and be herself, she became more of a threat to the Huns. It works and never comes off as pandering or stupid.

Prenups aren't worth crap.

>Everyone looks for her guidance
Because conventional methods weren’t working. She had already proven that her ability to improvise was the best way to handle the Huns.

>She beats everyone up
Anyone she takes down, like the archer, either had an element of surprise or some other factor. She didn’t even beat Shan Yu, she stalled him just enough to hit him with a rocket. The fan was, again, her improvising, which Shan Yu wasn’t used to. Shan Yu was clearly stronger and a better fighter than everyone, which was why you can’t just out-muscle him. She threw him off with the fan, then blew him up.

>Shooting a man with a gun
Except she had to get them in the building, save the Emperor, take out all the Huns, then get Shan Yu in the right spot in order to kill him.

At this point you’re trying too hard.

Ping, that’s fucking stupid. Like, that was a legitimately fucking braindead comment, and I know you can do better, because you’re a reasonably smart guy.
Now, what I’d want is a cute, small brown girl with a fat set of tits. Almost got one, too. We met in a mental ward when I was 16. She was fucking beautiful, man. All small and dainty and shit, had hair I wanted to swim in. Big, sad eyes that lit up when she saw me. I still remember the first time she I spoke to her. I was attempting to sleep the whole day away in a corner, like I could brood this whole experience away, when I noticed she was staring at me from across the room. So, edgy kid that I was, I asked, indignantly, if she needed anything. She just said, “I’m not allowed to talk to you,” in a way that told me she wanted to anyway, and walked off to her own little corner with this airy sort of grin.

She was a fucking angel, Ping. It was a wonder that the shithole she grew up in churned out a sweetheart like her.
And it was a shithole. I didn’t come from it—in fact,my family was rather well off—but even though I was on the outside, looking inside, it was very clearly a shithole. It had to be, if it was so mean to a girl like her. You know what she was in for? Lots of shit, but on the dotted line, it was self harm. I’ll never forget this shit. I forgot her face, but I can’t forget when she told me. She always wore a slightly oversized red jacket, which I thought looked cute. So you can imagine my surprise when she pulled up a sleeve, and showed me her name etched into her arm. I’m not squeamish, or anything. I can look at car crashes without freaking out. But when I saw that cut up arm, and I heard what drove her to it, and how much her family hated her, and how she’d joke about becoming a stripper, because it’s all she’d have been good for. That shit hurt. Sometimes, i think maybe I’m a bad person, because I can’t always tell if I only feel that way because she was the first person to call me cute, and to laugh when I complimented her.

I wish I’d done more for her. I wish I could have helped her. She was destroying her own life out of grief. She had already been there for a week when I got there, and she had two more to go, and after that, she’d have been transferred over to another mental ward. And I was the only ray of sunshine she ever got. She fucking cried when I left. She cried, Ping. Goddamn it, I made that precious thing cry. I wish I had sat her down and talked with her more. I wish I’d told her more about myself. I wish I could have scooped her up tenderly into my arms, hugged her close, and told her that I’d help her out the rut she was in. That she wasn’t dumb, and I’d help her with school if she really needed it. I wish I could have told her that I’d support her in any way she needed, and that I’d work my fingers to the bone to get the money to do it. I wish I could have lifted her up and impaled her on my cock, and hear her gasp into my ear. Stare into her eyes as I came into her. Maybe I would be doing that now if I had said something. But I got cold feet. Cold feet. What the hell was I afraid of, Ping?
That’s what a girl worth fighting for is. That’s the sort of girl I’d fucking die for, Ping, and the sad thing is that it’s been so long that she doesn’t remember my face anymore. I know that because I don’t remember hers, either. Not a day has gone by that I haven’t tried, though. I hope she’s doing well. Probably a whore, now, but I’d still love her.

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Back when I was a kid there were boys and there were girls. Boys would sometimes have girlish hobbies, and girls would sometimes have boyish hobbies, and it was fine. But I am now told all of it was a lie, and boys who like girlish things are girls, and girls who like boyish things are boys, and are in need of urgent medical help.

I thank modern society for opening my eyes to the lies of the past.

And in a thousand years there won't be any guys or girls, just wankers.

Bummer

>How about a girl who's got a brain? Who always speaks her mind?

We tried giving rights to women and it ended in Western Civilization becoming a nightmare for men. Fuck that shit and honestly to hell with this shitty film based on a shitty poem. Fuck celebrating women as these great things when we know they 're inferior garbage only good for fucking reproducing and even then they're only good at this for very small window after which they start giving birth to offspring that come out with biological flaws.

Edgy

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Man it's going to be great when the pedophiles end up forcing P into the LGBT

Edgy is kill all women.

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P is forced into LGBT every time a gay man goes to prison

It's been called LGBTPQ+ for a LONG time now user.

We transitioned to it.

I just want to say: i respect that, user. Have a nice day.

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>he thinks a prenup will save him
lol, you gonna get raped boi.

Remember when Ming Na was hot?

Judges have and will continue to throw out prenups on the ground that it isn't fair to the woman.

They aren't worth the paper they're printed on.

They tried that, didn't work.

No

Does anyone else find it bizarre how little futa/trap art there is of mulan considering the whole premise of the movie?

>Anyone else find it bizarre how little trap/futa art exists of the reverse trap?
No.

What most people forget is that prenups are nothing more than legal contracts and are judged on that basis. Prenups are primarily thrown out not because a judge thinks it is unfair to the woman but because procedural errors in signing or filing the prenup. The moral of the story is that your prenup should be drawn up by an experienced family law attorney, be clear, concise, equitable, and reasonable in its terms, and signed without duress under the advice and counsel of legal representation that has fully examined the prenup.

you're a boring faggot mate

>ctrl f "nah"
>not a single result

and you call this Yea Forums
fuck off losers

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>ctrl f "nah"
>only find this post pointing out the lack of nahs
dang

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I get enough of that in the outside world, I don't need to go home to get even more

We all saw the movie, you don't need a pat on the back for completing an obvious reference

>Possibly sour your relationship over a document that might not even save you if she decides to divorce you anyway
What a great institution

...nah.

It's because "crossdressing" used to be a semi-polite way to say "he's a massive fag who gets fucked in the ass by strangers on the regular", but because you can now just declare that publicly without losing your job, the term became outdated

Technically, that's a transvestite.