It just has to be bait at this point. Nothing about the latest couple have been remotely clever

>When you tell a person you've had problems with sleeping for only a few hours a night for years and have talked with many people about it, and they ask you if you've heard of chamomile tea, you realize that a medical license means fuck all.
You seem to be under the mistaken impression that we are much beyond folk remedies for sleep disorders. You are wrong.

Your options are tea, melatonin, or powerful narcotics which cannot be taken long term without doing more damage than the lack of sleep. As it turns out, the brain is complicated.

yeah, I think Toss has already passed his Zenith.

Exactly. Some people think modern medical science can fix almost anything with absolutely zero repercussions.

It's like these mother fuckers don't read the list of side effects you get with a prescription of antibiotics.

>Nothing about the latest couple have been remotely clever.
Did you mean to say the last couple dozen?
WOMEN BAD
It's ironic that it's supposedly the president looking for non-quack doctors since this guy was our president's doctor and he's exactly as qualified as he looks.

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>Your options are tea, melatonin, or powerful narcotics which cannot be taken long term without doing more damage than the lack of sleep. As it turns out, the brain is complicated.
If I come in and tell you I've been dealing with something for ten years, have seen other people, and you ask me if I've tried tea I'm just going to assume one of us is retarded, and it's you.

I also assume like most general practitioners you will not read charts, take the first solution that hasn't been tried with minimal input from patient, and hurry them out the door.

None that I want working on me.

>it wasn't a half baked retards attempt too pander to edgy teen retards until this very comic
>...right?

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what if I told you i'd rather fuck my brain up with chemicals than not sleep

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Did you know?
That 4 out of the 5 lowest paying college degrees are obtained by a female majority. While 4 out of 5 highest paying college degrees are obtained by men.

What if I told you that shit also fucks up your liver?

>If I come in and tell you I've been dealing with something for ten years, have seen other people, and you ask me if I've tried tea I'm just going to assume one of us is retarded, and it's you.
Doctors ask basic questions like that because sometimes the answer is no. It's called fucking diagnostics. It is entirely possible the other people you saw were fuckwits. You check for the most common potential treatments first before you try less common ones.

pretty based

Then tell your doctor that and they'll be like "ok idiot" and write you a script.

So why don't women go for higher paying degrees?

God forbid someone makes fun of women ever

test

Source: My torn faggot asshole

Okay?
How does this information benefit me?

Doctors are organic tech support. They ask you if you've tried turning it off because patients are 90% fucking idiots.

If your doctor is asking you basic questions and NOT making general assumptions, it means they know what they're doing. is a certified retard.

No, incels really believe this shit. Ran into one the other day who claimed that women can't be scientist because he knew a case from like ten years a go where a woman scientist's work had been retracted after further investigation, and therefore women are bad. As if that's not also happening to male scientists all the time.

They have very low IQs.

Ironically that kind of selective reasoning is the antithesis of the scientific method

Sorry nobody's laughing at your comic, OP.

It's the "many women legitimately believe in astrology and horoscopes" stereotype.

its true though

There’s too many men in them and they feel sad

>Implying i'm the OP

You literally are just bitching because a protected class is being mocked.

try making better jokes

>you can't say this joke is shit, it's "subversive"!

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Did you know a significant amount of female third world migrants will gain base degrees in STEM fields, and apply for further study in these fields in first world countries, but often after gaining permanent visas often switch to less profitable degrees?

>I don't have to make an argument if i just point out the thing i'm decrying is subversive

The problem isn't making fun of women. It's that it's not really funny.

That doesn’t sound like a thing that actually happens

The reactions from anons in this or in any thread that reacts the same way is my punchline. God bless you ST.

The reaction from the mods when these shitty off-topic /pol/ threads get deleted is mine.

>I don't need to make good jokes if I'm being "subversive"

How is this a /pol/thread? Why would anyone be that butthurt? Take a joke cunt.

What argument do we need to make? The concept is nonsense and the punchline has poor delivery. Unless you have proof that I'm wrong for not finding this memeshit comic funny, there's no argument to be had.

I'm trying to figure out the joke here. Or is this 5d chess cause I'm busy playing 1d connect 4.

I'm pretty sure ST gets his punch line joke by baiting snowflakes like you.

>strip pokes fun at women
>women get offended
>strip does its job
Why do you keep feeding then?

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This is the last bait I'm taking ITT, but you are genuinely retarded if you think everyone who doesn't like AIDS Shmorky is a special snowflake tumblrina.
Later, fag.

I first thought this had to do with the "zodiac shaming" thing

Get over yourself fun police.

Well, when one do that, it should at least be funny.

...so do many men.

The fuck is the point?

>how is my political comic thread, which will inevitably become about the politics rather than the comic /pol/?
I'll save you the also inevitable response
>talking about politics isn't /pol/, why are you so obsessed with /pol/ whenever politics shits up your board, Yea Forums?

Isn't the stereotype that alot of white chicks take horoscope seriously?

I honestly do not understand your damage. If you're going to play these mental gymnastics. You better damn well abid those headcanon rules of your to every other """"bait thread"""" on this board.

That can't be the case because we clearly see a black woman scientist next to the white scientist reading their findings.

Funny thing is the president kind of looks like Reagan who was actually pretty heavily into astrology.

...I've actually had repeated bad experiences with various female doctors. Mostly dentists. But I'm not going to pretend women in general are competent at anything. The old generation of women had skills and they worked hard. This would be the grandma generation. But any woman my age, younger and up to 50 has been incompetent as fuck. It doesn't matter what kind of job it was, how long she has worked or what her alleged level of education was. In fact the lowly, uneducated ones are usually the ones that actually do stuff and get shit done. The more educated she is the less capable she is, to the point of worthlessness.

Now I am a lazy guy who has very few fucks to give. But there are many, many, MANY guys who are capable, hardworking and motivated. I always pity them because if there's a woman involved he has to drag her useless carcass around like an albatros around his neck. This applies to marriage as well. My cousin for instance (a few years older than me) is one of those guys who can't stop working. His beautiful wife however does fuck all. She poped out two kids (yet has a glorious body) and mostly spends her days driving around in her expensive as fuck car she didn't earn and drinking coffees day in and day out (it's a Croat thing). She's also trying to seduce me and has groped me in the most inappropriate place and fashion. She can sense my inner cruelty, I suppose. This despite the fact I look like shit compared to my adonis tier cousin who towers over me, is a great guy and did I mention is the father of her two children?

Don't trust women.

What's even the joke supposed to be.

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Should have had a chimp next to him or pushing his wheelchair then.

Man, Stonetoss quality has gone down or is it just me? Like this ones whole thing is LOL WIMMENS R DUM LOL XD. It's like he's not even trying anymore and is just circle jerking with alt right toadies and incels. It's no longer something that's like "haha yeah that's true, I can relate to this" to "HEY /pol/TDincels based and red pilled amirite my frog mem? Kek!"

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Apparently you took the bait, double nigger

Dentists ARE NOT Doctors.

shhh

I have a habit of using "doctor" for my dentist in order to suck up to him and minimize the pain.

>significant amount
Hello meaningless word

>It's like he's not even trying anymore and is just circle jerking with alt right toadies and incels
Did you ever think he was doing anything else?

There were a couple where I wholeheartedly had a chuckle. Maybe even from the sheer shock value of it initially. I imagine most people get a kick out of the shock humor initially. But that's literally the same thing over and over. It's not even about being an SJW or triggered by it. It's just getting sloppy at this point. Haha WIMMENS DUM amirite? Yeesh...

Do you want to have Alzheimer's? Because sleeping pills apparently are one of the reasons for Alzheimer's.

This

They need to check their white privilege.

Dumb shock humour in webcomics already peaked well over a decade ago.

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>Yeesh...

I find it hard to believe you aren't salty in some manner. Which means there's truth in the comic, which in turn means it's good. Sometimes stating the obvious is necessary.

It's obviously bait
And it will work

>replying to tripfags

Fuck off tripfag

I'm only familiar with his comics from what occasionally gets posted here, but it seems that his only joke is "people who are different than me are worse than me because of those differences." There's definitely a market for it among dumb pieces of shit, so it might be a viable business model, but there's certainly no artistic merit to it.

No, he just realized that he could get clicks by demeaning people for being a different race or gender or whatever from himself and his core audience.

pedo tripfag, actually.

Based tripfag

I mean is there any way to ever criticize this kinda shit without some nigga going OH HEY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN IT'S OBVIOUSLY TRUE! like it's some big gotcha bullshit moment. Man, it is kinda true. There are surely more men in the STEM field than women. But there are also some women who are great at it, albeit noticeably less than men currently. But that doesn't mean the joke isn't sloppy HURR WIMMENS DUM. It actually wouldn't be as bad if it was someone else's first time touching this kinda subject. But that's literally all Stonetoss does. He's a one trick pony. That's why it's bad. No other reason.

It's more puzzling than offensive. It's coming out right around the same time as the news about the female astrophysicist who wrote the algorithm to image the black hole in M87, as if pointing out that "actually female scientists are bad" for some reason.
It's hardly something to joke at.

Did you know?
Sunlight is a portion of the electromagnetic radiation given off by the Sun, in particular infrared, visible, and ultraviolet light. On Earth, sunlight is filtered through Earth's atmosphere, and is obvious as daylight when the Sun is above the horizon.

Oh boy! I sure hate women! Bippity Boppity why aren't women property?

>If I punch you in the face, and it upsets you that I've done so, then I was right to do so.

No, sometimes bad, stupid shit is just stupid and bad. See OP's post for an example.

>It's coming out right around the same time as the news about the female astrophysicist who wrote the algorithm to image the black hole in M87, as if pointing out that "actually female scientists are bad" for some reason.

That's probably the reason it came out now. Because, god forbid, that when something cool fucking happens, we have to find a way to shit on it.

I mean you sound like the idiot user, maybe she asked about the tea cause while it may be on a chart you sound like the kind of person who ignores doctors orders to begin with, so the doctor was making sure you actually attempted it.

>brainlet OP can't see that there is at least three political commentaries in this comic alone

>this has to be bait
>have to post on Yea Forums to show how mad I am

Sure thing snowflake. Get over it. Hillary lost. You don't have to keep ruining our fun cuz you're constantly triggered!

That whole article is just Reddit bullshit! Women can't do science. She is just taking credit for a man. ST gets this. This is why he fights the libcucks agenda and narrative with top tier comedy.

nytimes.com/2018/03/14/health/theranos-elizabeth-holmes-fraud.html

did you know your mom wishes she had an abortion

I understand and accept your argument. But! As a totally casual viewer of his comics who merely stumbles upon them here and on other boards I chuckle and approve. Meaning, his comics do strike at something with merit. Putting that aside, I'm absolutely glad he exists because after more than two decades of liberal shit being forced into every lawful and unlawful orifice humanity has every dissenting voice is a breath of fresh air, and not a dragon dildo being forced into my metaphorical urethra. Thus I refuse to play along with dissecting his comic with some grand standard, because those who do (as seen by various posts) do so in bad faith, merely because it challenges their established political orientation. They feel threatened and that is good.

Every piece of art and fiction that attacks, challenges and curses liberal tyranny is a lovingly crafted revolutionary act.

Did you know?
Posting random """"factoids"""" will get a knee jerk reaction regardless of the motivation behind them.

I mean, framing things like this you'd think female CEOs (not a scientist from what I'm gathering) invented corruption or some shit. Let's not forget Silicon Valley is a sacred site where only the noblest of minds reside.

>Yea Forums's STILL taking the bait

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I've never really had enough interaction with you to notice Kaziklu but Christ, you write like a smug condescending redditor who enjoys huffing their own farts.

Enron literally steal electricity from California, still made them pay for it, while blaming all the black-outs on the government previous handling of the grid. It caused the death of many.

Bad Blood came out in May of last year, and the dumpster fire that Theranos had been burning years ago before that.

>Let's not forget Silicon Valley is a sacred site where only the noblest of minds reside.
You should read Bad Blood, it goes into Silicon Valley's "fake it, until you make it" mantra, and how major pharmacy retailers got suckered into riding Theranos' dick until it fucked up.

The funniest Stonetoss comic is the bitcoin one. I chuckle whenever it pops up in my head.

I'm a Croat and English is my second language, so I lean towards purple prose and big words because I love the language. I'm also becoming rather drunk from this garbage whiskey I bought, and I'm also listening to Prokofiev.

Fuck you're right.

If it's any consolation I assure you that IRL I only communicate in my barbarous tongue and with tactile sensations of the penile kind.

I think what you snowflakes need to take from this is no one regardless of sex, race, or creed is above scrutiny. The more to put said minorities on a pedestal the harder it'll be to hold the bad ones accountable.

IE Michael Jackson

He's a legit pedo who sees no problem with fucking actual underage girls, not women, prepubescent girls, while whining about Western "degeneracy".

He is not worth talking to. But do ask him about Ruby Gloom and how old she is.

Studies have found out that women make better better doctors than men.

Something to do with women being able to feel empathy towards other people, unlike men.

Are you stupid?
Who ever said women were above scrutiny? It's just that a lot of people take specific pleasure in digging whatever dirt or flaw around a woman's accomplishment just to claim superiority over men. Again, the astrophysicist case, they were having a field day over the amount of lines of code she contributed over GitHub versus the contributors of the project, which NO SHIT, are way more than her, and this clearly means she stole credit even though it's her project in first place.

>I'm a croat

Remember.
God is a serb.

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you forgot to use lower caps for your shitpost

Guess I should join the Democrats then.

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>It's just that a lot of people
Nope, your small internet bubble thinks this. This is not common in real life. Just your circle jerks. Go outside incel.

Why are you pinning this on me when I'm the one criticizing that behavior?

I said it was bait in the OP and they STILL fall for it

Why would you ask scientists instead of doctors?

I believe it.

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>tfw my last chiropractor yesterday was a woman
>I went in for stomach pains

Honestly the joke would work much better if it there were female and male doctors and said the same punchline.

This nigger should learn to draw better. He needs to learn how to tell a joke. He needs to learn how to compose better. But most importantly he needs to stop looking over a list of what do people on /pol/ believe and force it into comic and actually understand how satire works.

But then it wouldn’t be sexist bait?

It wouldn't be snowflake bait.

Based Stonetoss poster.

Guess not
The forced sexist controversy ruins the humor
It's almost like its trying to grab attention rather than just by funny.

Naw, I think this faggot knows exactly what he/she is doing.

WHY IS EVERYONE ASSUMING THE DOCTORS ARE FEMALE JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE BREASTS AND LONG HAIR

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>forced sexist controversy ruins the humor
I think it makes it better. It obviously triggers a community not used to being the butt of jokes PUBLICALLY. Instead of it always being evil or ignorant white male. It targets females.

Then it's just a bad newspaper comic strip

I hope this is bait.

Probably the second panel.

Seriously, is that a man or a woman. It seems to be a woman but the longer I stare the more I see a man. This is why Anglo-Saxons have yellow fever.

Women are far more into it mashable.com/2014/12/06/astrology-women/
vice.com/en_uk/article/qvq87p/why-straight-men-hate-astrology-so-much

I HATE WOMEN! AHHH!

I hope its more white knighting incels and troll feeders just to keep it on bump limit than it is in just easily triggered snowflakes. After being on this site for over a decade it is really disheartening that people will never learn. Never.