Wonder Twins #3 storytime

Since Dave has already gone above and beyond with the Scooby marathon and somebody is already doing Titans I'll pitch in

Here's Wonder Twins #3

This'll be as quick as I can manage

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These puns

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Wow Superman geez

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So i guess this Henry Cavill's version of Superman.

Mark Russell is like Zack Snyder but well read and witty

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Can't be, he's actually talking to someone.

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Look at big time over here too good for petty acts of villainy

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We're back to Flintstones levels of depressing asides for small animals it seems

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Why is the monkey blue?

Make yourself famous kid

Make yourself famous

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I believe in the cartoon it is a space monkey

No idea if that's the case here, it doesn't seem to be proceeding as such

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And once again the day is saved

Bag it and tag it, it's a storytime

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Bump

Big D lister over here acting like he can't be beaten with mirrored sunglasses.

nice way to have the light make him look like he's greying

Thanks for the storytime!

>They pay for Drunkula's legal fees
This guys are not so bad

Damn, Aunt Phetamine does not fuck around.

Scrambler probably got taken out by The Wisk too many times

Dammit Scrambler, I used to think you were cool.

Shark Tidal Wave!

setting up Mr Math to take over the villain group, I'm ok with this, it will break Jayna when she takes down her friends dad.

Is that a wizard? she dress like a wizard.

They're going to have to do some recruiting. It's down to him, Cell Phone Sylvia and possibly The Malingerer.
It would be hilarious to see Scrambler try and become a big shot only to fail miserably and come crawling back to the loser table.

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They could you know, steal money.

That's implying big time would debase himself with petty thievery

>Aunt Phetamine looks kind of hot with the hair down.

Russell delivers as always, OP

Some times animals just be like that.

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that was nice

Blues nis an uncommon, yet posible coloration in the DC universe.

I love this book. Also Jayna a cute.

FINALLY! Thanks, OP.

You know Lex isn't wrong here. Math owes him. What kind of moron goes to pitch an idea, gets the funding, then decides to abandon said project he couldn't deliver on leaving the investor to pick up the bill?

I guess you could didn't really do the math on this one.

I bet it's gonna be his daughter.

I would love a cartoon series of this.

>Date Night
Oh sweet, are the twins finally going out on a date? Also Jayna is adorable

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Seems like a good opportunity for

THUNDERLUST

Aunt Phetamine looks hot with her hair up.

>We're all outsiders to this world. Even the people born here. We're all just making it up as we go along. Just guessing at what the world needs from us.

That is a good goddamn point.

This is a good Superman.

Man, Drunkula didn't deserve that ending.

why this Supes look like Steve Carrel?

Is Clark referring to them arresting that Vampire. Because, nobody did great that time Clark. Nobody.

Or just sneak in. Or Switch minds with a Security guy. Serious guys, come on.

He was gonna fall off the wagon sooner or later.

Friendly reminder turning into water is a great power

GO MONKEY GO!

The kind who realizes, half way through, that the project is going to be used to kill Superman.

See, that's the kind of dogshit that welcomes regression and alienation.

user you should get that vibe the minute you get your security badge and have the lab tour. This jackass just wasted time, money, and put a target on his family's back for no reason

It's actually kind of OP desu if he uses it right

Fuck off Lex

So we gonna pretend he wasn't gonna do exactly that right before the wonder twins showed up?

He was genuinely trying user

We don't have to, the place he was about to hit didn't even serve Alcohol.

Apache Chief when?

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I think Birdman already did anything this comic would do but better.

Did he even call his sponsor?Oh please, most restaurants have a drink menu.

Hey it's apache chief
I..i..have a name you know..it's Tyler...i'm just seeing if anyone's interested in donating to my reservation, since were a nonprofit..
Sorry, we only donate to United Way...

I don't know, I think him dating Giganta would be kind of funny
>"Doris, I thought you said you were done with this sort of thing?"
>"I SAID I WOULD TAKE A "BREAK" FIGHTING WONDER WOMAN, NOT WONDER TWINS!!!"

She's just going on a woman's night out with Aunt Phetamine and Cell Phone Sylvia...

>"C'mon, Doris. Be the bigger person here."
>"I'm always the bigger person, Tye, that's the point!"
And then they make up, walking tall towards the sunset together.

Is Aunt Phetamine actually on amphetamines? Is she like Snowflame where she's literally powered by crank?

Bump

Yeah well, this one didn't. He said so himself.

Maybe he's not aware of the outcome of getting Drunkula to prison

That's not how that works. Either the project was work related, and falls under the R&D budget of Lexcorp, or it was entirely independent of his employment, in which case some sort of indentured servitude clause is pretty unconstitutional.

Dude is a Nobel Prize Winner and holds multiple patents apparently, so 10 million shouldn't be a huge issue. Worst case, Lex has to sue to get his money back, which ends up airing all their dirty laundry since that personal project was apparently not something Lex wanted to see the light of day. No, this whole situation is retarded, but that's about what I expect from someone who thinks "Polly Math" and "Filo Math" are clever character names.

>thinking Lex gives a single shit about the constitution

YOU HAVE AN EGG ON YOUR SHIRT

Should this get promoted from mini to full ongoing?

IT'S NOT EVEN A SCRAMBLED EGG.

Aunt Phetamine and Snowflame is my OTP

Is Praying Mantis like an evil youth pastor or something?

Come up with League of Annoyance members. It’s just like Venture Bros!

King Tom...he'll have a little crown and everything...

This isn't an ongoing?

Way to grow up and kill your inner child, Scrambler...

Nope, 6 issue mini series.

Yeah, the only thing wrong is not drowning those rapefugees, get to it supes

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