Why was she such a massive slut? The other Diamonds did not teach her any of that degenerate behavior

>Beginning of AD to current year= 2019 years
>Adam to beginning of AD= 4004 years
>4004+2019=6,023

Holy shit.

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wouldn't have been strange for the diamonds to experiment with their personal pearls while pink watched.

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The loss of the snakes legs means being debased, a message intend for the Devil himself, who used the snake. Imagine how insulted this powerful spirit must have felt to be to have been compared to a now dirt slithering creature. And the theme of the snake representing the Devil is repeated again throughout Revelation.

Actually, Lucifer was not even a proper name in the original Hebrew. It was originally translated with a lower case, simply meaning "light bringing". This is an adjective. It was capitalized in the King James version, leading to the idea that it was Satan's original name. This adds even deeper insult to the Devil, as Yahweh made sure that Satan's angelic name was completely forgotten.

>Diamond Authority/Godhead
Yellow-God the Father, wrathful god of the old testament
Blue- God the Son, merciful and forgiving
White- Holy Ghost, will and power of the Godhead

Accurate?

I thought that he was a babylonian king that declared himself a deity similar to Pharaos.

The devil isn't Voldemort he doesn't have a pet snake

That's what Voldemort want you to think.

Huh.

A repeated theme throughout the series is how the CGs went against their purposes. The demons are angels who forsook their place in heaven.
Pearl even freaks out about how having children is unnatural to them.
Fusion outside your kind is deviant.

This makes the series about breaking free from religion and its influence, to be free to be gay.

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>the snek was punished by losing it's snek legs

youtube.com/watch?v=R0v0LnW0qJk

>they don't have any arms

This theory is scarily making a lot of sense.

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>Steven sympathizes with snek

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>secretly write story about anti-christ
>air it on a TV network for kids
>LGBTQ adult community falls in love with it
>support it's ideas
>have no idea it's about the anti-christ

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High quality derailment. Put me in cap please.

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say it ain't so. someone screen cap this. this can't be conscience.

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More importantly, how will Sucrose defend this?

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The current Jewish year is 5779. They count year 1 from the time of Adam. That is pretty fucking close to 6,000 years.

No way this isn't even partially true.

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How long til this hits social media and ruins childhoods everywhere?

Is this gonna be another "Let's all respond to one post for shits and giggles" thread?

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This is the most autistic fucking thing.

I have read this entire week.

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it's adorable that faggots can't get away from religion no matter how hard they try

>filename
checks out

I know this is a shitpost, but this unironically makes sense

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shit show

I don't know shit about this show besides the most basic of basics behind the plot and the name, but why does this art give me an eye boner and the character give me a boner boner?

Holy shit I just realized I was 14 when SU first started airing

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Only if you're an autist whose understanding of the Bible comes from South Park and the backs of cereal boxes.

The expulsion of Satan has no relationship to time period in which Adam was created, and Satan was never forced to "live on Earth." And contrary to modern Evangelical retardation, the Devil in Genesis wasn't a fucking garden snake.

are you one of those persona/SMT fags?

I think he is, imagine being Yea Forumsirgins

I've never played Persona and don't know what SMT even stands for.

I just think that guy's theory is retarded and on par with "everyone is in hell/purgatory/a coma" shit and can't believe seem to be buying it.

Even without relying on your narrow terminology and dogma, the theory still makes sense.

Get over yourself.

I think some legitimate debate got sparked.
This shit is bonkers.

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What a direction this went.

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>mfw i realize that steven himself would be by default be the fucking antichrist
>the gems are angels. many angels look beautiful and human, others can look strange and otherwordly. wheeled angels had multiple eyes. fused gems and some corrupted gems have multiple eyes
>gems shine bright light when they shapeshift
>angels are said to have bright light

steven universe fandom are confirmed satanists

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>SMT
It's Saturday Might Time.

It's more like damn near everything falls back onto it for story backdrops.

Wtf happened to her arm

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>it makes sense as long as you ignore everything about it that doesn't make sense
woah

Just cause it doesn't fit 1:1 with your understanding of it doesn't mean it can't apply.

Calarts happened.

I love these.

>Lucifer
>morning star
>Venus
>Venus is the female symbol
You brilliant bastard.

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>steven universe fandom are confirmed satanists
Found the reddit post title.

this but unironically

Don't know.
The hand is a left hand but it is kind of close to the body for the wrist to bend like that.

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>We know sin because a female got tempted by the forbidden fruit.
>The Gems know sin because a female got tempted by our forbidden fruit.

>he never read paradise lost
god you fuckers need Yea Forums

I fucking KNEW IT!

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never change Yea Forums

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>The antichrist is the “man of lawlessness,” the “son of destruction,” who will lead the world into rebellion against God
-Steven leads the crystal gems in the rebellion.

>The whole earth marveled as they followed the beast
-Steven somehow is able to convince others to follow him.

>with lion-like qualities of power and strength. Babylon was known for its ability to move quickly (like a lion). Such qualities will characterize the antichrist.
-Steven is linked with a lion and has strong abilities

>the antichrist’s spirit may depart from his body and be taken into the abyss, where Satan will offer the world’s kingdoms to him
-Steven has the ability to separate his 'spirit' from his body and travel to a dark realm.

>specifically refers to “the first beast, whose mortal wound was healed.” The “first beast” is the antichrist in Revelation 13:14
>Revelation 13:14 - It ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived
-Pink Diamond is believed to have been killed by a sword but was really alive the whole time.
-Steven 'died' in the last finale but came back to life.

>antichrist will likely engage in a grade-B miracle in healing the wounded
-Steven can heal broken gems

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Shouldn't it be inverted though
I do appreciate the effort to tie it all back together

This needs an in depth info graph(to spread on facebook)

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People always have this assumption that "god is good". So he's more like the anti-anti christ really.

Friendly reminder that Garnet mentioned being formed on Earth "5,750 years ago"
She said that exact fucking date.
And that was a few years ago now.

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The ride never ends.

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>this whole thread

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>Yea Forums's reaction to the revelation vs normies

kek amusing though
>the Trinity
The Trinity was a common belief of many pagan peoples but it wasn't part of the bible, it isn't there actually, what happened was that after the third century (we live in the 21th century) Christianity became the official religion of the Roman Empire and the Catholic Church appeared, so the Catholic Church was more interested in please the Emperor and people who didn't want to abandon their gods then they mixed Greek Mythology and things from the bible, that's how Trinity became a belief taught by the Church that didn't exist in the bible and the famous contradiction of "is it one God or 3?" They say it's a mystery but the bible makes differences between Jesus and God, yes, those are two different people

Mathew 3:16 "After being baptized, Jesus immediately came up from the water;[...] Also, a voice from the heavensa said: “This is my Son,b the beloved, whom I have approved.”

John 17:1 "“Father, the hour has come. Glorify your son so that your son may glorify you,"

>Lucifer held special station over Earth as the Morning Star(Venus) before his downfall
Not really, Satan was a powerful angel but he didn't have a station as Morning Star, it seemed it was a misunderstanding since Lucifer (means the shinning one) was a poetic way to refer to a Babilonian King who attacked Israel, it wasn't for Satan but for a human king. I don't know exactly how people began to call Satan Lucifer

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*pleasing

I wonder if Satan is offended at being portrayed as fat-blob Steven and bubble gum drag queen.
I guess as the enemy of humanity he simply relishes in the corruption of children into faggot ideals, and thinks humans are all that gross anyway.

I'm picturing a board meeting where demons and Satan do their usual chuckling about not being in hell and having dominion over the earth.
Satan asks how the usual subversion is going, and gets to hear boring finance demons who posses the heads of banks, some priest possessing demons tell their best molestation stories, and this one anorexia demon won't shut up about how funny it is to make human teenage girls over the centuries not eat.
Eventually, a project group shows up to present various works of their organized evil in the media since their last weekend.
It's kind of like a demonic film/music festival.
They then mention Steven Universe is their favorite project for for children, and explain that is has gained popularity and is corrupting more children into faggotry every day!
Also, it loosely tells the story of Lucifer, and the main character Steven, represents the Son of Perdition...
"Oh, and his mother (demon says this with a growl, because demons hate the bond of motherhood and even the word mother) *demon points to Rose* represents..."
The demon looks up smugly, proud of his influence. Satan flips his shit and breaths fire and lightning at the smug demon
I AM NOT A PINK FLESH LARD OF ANY SORT
NO NOT EVEN THAT- (MOST PROFANE PROFANITY)...WAIT ARE THOSE BLOOMERS!!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE STUPID!!!

It takes a small while for Satan to calm down. Then he just bitterly and enthusiasticly mocks the human race for making such garbage art.

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Nah bro, Satan is a p-cool dood.

Hahahaha It's a good joke but it's true the bible says about the state of the world "We know that we originate with God, but the whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one" 1 John 5:19

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JUST
Out of all the numbers they could have chosen... It's THAT close.
I beleive this theory unironically guys.

Wait a minute... the Nephalim! They lusted after the daughters of men before the flood and made super men, and part of the reason for the flood was to get rid of this abomination.
Anyway, weren't the Nephalim chained inside of the earth as a punishment? There are some demons chained inside the earth like the cluster I'm pretty sure.
There are definitely demons chained under the ocean.
Like... there were gems chained under the ocean in this show weren't there? O_o
The ride... it never fucking ends!

Oh, and when a angel manifests, it is a physical manifestation of light. They don't have their own flesh because they are extra dimensional spiritual beings.

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>O_o
Go back to wherever the fuck you came from

Freemason shills get out.

catholic.com/magazine/online-edition/who-or-what-was-lucifer

As opposed to the public school sluts who wear their pussy out and then whine that there are no good men to settle down with?

Nah, Satan is the enemy of the human race. He wants to see you degraded and humiliated, while tearing you, and everyone around you apart as a bonus, because he hates your guts and will lie as much as possibe to make you die under his influence without Jesus Christ.

o_0
O_o
o_0

Topkek
Any board having a high quality slight /x/ crossover thread is a good day. Made /pol/ actually have interesting content in 2014. If only /x/ wasn't complete garbage.

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We need to go deeper.

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wtf I love the Diamonds now

>snake was just a snake

Nice try, Rabbi.

aleteia.org/2017/07/17/was-adam-really-dumbstruck-by-a-silly-little-talking-snake/

What did you do user? WHAT DID YOU DO?!

LOOK! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO THE THREAD!

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>trinity iz pagan u gaise

Nice try, Unitarian.

youtube.com/watch?v=xAcDV270D_0

>come into SU thread hoping for lewd shit
>see SU/satan/antichrist comparisons
>tfw it's actually believable
What have you done Sugar?

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>
>Trinity represents order (logos)
>Satan appeals to emotion (pathos) to subvert said order
>Steven defeats the Diamond order by crying

Put me in the cap.

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Prediction: Every gem waifu spam thread will become an unwanted demonology lesson from now on.

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well i'll be damned
Rebecca Sugar is a genius

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>Unitarian
I won't say I'm Unitarian lol but the trinity isn't a Christian belief cause it is not in the bible, it's like the Church invented its own beliefs but they aren't biblical. If the bible doesn't support it then it's wrong

There is exhaustive proof of the Trinity in the Old Testament.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hz8J4DTIkEg

I hadn't read it, tell me more user

I can't believe this shit.

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That episode where Steven goes to Jerusalem to build the third temple makes a lot of sense now.

Not really but 3 hrs of video? what is the argument? Although in first place the Jewish religion isn't exactly what is taught by the Old Testament they prefer their traditions though sometimes they go against the scriptures

I still feel like him defending male circumcision was a little out of character.

I'm going to read every SU waifu thread in the future if this is true.

If one of you fags doesn't screencap this I will be very disappointed

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Given the strong association between homosexuality and the occult, I can believe it.

josephsciambra.com/the-satanic-porn-connection-the-pact-made-in-hell/
josephsciambra.com/homosexuality-and-the-occult/

And people said I was insane when I told them a cartoon about lesbian space rocks was degenerate. What now faggots.

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Steven’s powers are so random when compared to BD/YD/WD that I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s something to this.

>Lucifer decided that humanity did not need God to rule them.
That's not canon. Lucifer didn't turn evil for the sake of humans, he turned evil because he was a rebellious asshole. You speak lies, serpent!

>unwanted
speak for yourself

>The Trinity was a common belief of many pagan peoples

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Satan became evil cause he wanted the worship God had, Satan wanted to be worshipped cause he was arrogant so he didn't care if his victims were going to die, he told a lie knowing it was a lie

"At this the serpent said to the woman: “You certainly will not die" Genesis 3:4

The woman said before that:
“We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden.But God has said about the fruit of the tree that is in the middle of the garden: ‘You must not eat from it, no, you must not touch it; otherwise you will die."

The Christians in this thread being so up in arms about interpretation, not realizing it makes no difference to the theory.

>The trinity is a primary trope of the Christian faith
>replace "Lucifer" with "Satan" and the theory remains valid regardless of motive.

This needs art. And I feel like doing it.

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I wonder who could be behind this post............

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That's because it's literally all the book is: interpretation. Some parts are just taken extremely literally while others are muddy at best.

Yes PLEASE.

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put me in the screencap

>t.arianist

>now monitoring thread

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Trinity isn't Christian

It's more like the book is very very clear with some matters and some details like prophecies use the expression "let the reader use discernment", it doesn't mean every interpretation of the prophecies is right but that it required effort

>Trinity isn't Christian
Unitarians gtfo

The Trinity is the only thing separating Christianity from Judaism and Islam (and also proof that Judaism and Islam are false, but that's a whole different discussion)

>Theard was talking about why Pink Diamond was a Slut
>Turns into a Yea Forums/x/ theard

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Tell me then user, what does support the Trinity if it isn't part of the bible?

And I'm not Unitarian

I encourage you.

A few weeks ago I realized the scene where Pink leaves the kindergarten and sees the damage being done to earth life reminded me of Gautama Buddha leaving his father's palace and seeing aging, illness, and death for the first time.

This is the kind of high quality shitpost I come here for.

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Put me in the Cap this Why you gotta love Yea Forums a True Christian Board.

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Suggestions are welcome.

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Look up Gustave Dore's illustrations for Dante's inferno, a lot of those could be re-done with corrupted gems or fusions.

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quite possibly the best thread derail on Yea Forums in recent history
well done

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>it wasn't part of the bible

As someone that actually attended a Christian school you are very wrong.

So who is Jesus?

Jasper

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BUT

>gem-lesbians from space
>don't be considered evil from the start

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Don't forget, in Adam and Eve, Satan came in the form of a snake trying to get eve to eat the forbidden apple of knowledge.
And.... wait a minute

WHAT'S THE FORBIDDEN APPLE OF KNOWLEDGE???

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also wouldn't be so sure of that

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This has to be one of the most kinkiest threads ever because of this post

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Homosexuality
When eve discover gems lesbianism she sinned

Onion

>APPLE
1 - Simply put, the Bible doesn’t say the fruit was an apple.
2 - The original sin is not knowledge, but disobedience to god.

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what’s their endgame?

It's not even a derail user is answering OP's question.

Nah it's not the 80s anymore. You gotta tie it into vaccines or something nowadays.

There is a new truth user. A revelation. Pink Diamond being the Devil holds up more than that name conjecture does.

Do your own work

I just woke up. What the fuck happened here?

>Mfw some normie thread can still be derialed with classic shitposting

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Not this shit again !

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The angle who joined Lucifer were cursed to become awful beasts.

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>mfw this thread

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>god loved lucifer the most
>WD obviously loves PD the most

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Ooh, and the corruption blast/song reminds me of Devilman's angels resetting the world.

As far as we know.

'Lucifer' was never a name for the Devil (ha-Satan) in the Bible, dear heart.

I was 39. Chin up, lad, for you the best is most assuredly still ahead.

Greg is Akira.

Its amazing what alittle /x/ can do to a thread.

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>she's green.

daily reminder that sugar is a practicing witch

>WD loved PD the most
did she? never got that impression

I appreciate the effort that went into this user, just so you know

>tfw any parent that sees this will ban thier children from watching Steven Universe forever. You did good user. You destroyed Steven.

Posts that make you think.

Yes... it makes me think "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing".

She called PD her starlight.

Cthulhu.

>like the Morning Star
The connections keep coming!

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That's what they're trying to fool people with. But in reality he's under God and deceiving people to worship him instead of God. Same what he did with apple claiming it will give immortality to Adam and Eve and how God doesn't want them to know it.

>tfw you fucked the devil and she gave birth to the antichrist who's leading the universe into a new age of darkness and degeneracy

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Look I hate to be that guy but Is there anymore latex clad pink diamond and reluctant pearl. That's my favorite lesbian bdsm trope and there really isn't enough of it. I'm also on 4 months with out sex, so please help an user out

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>tfw posting in epic thread
This will live on in Yea Forums history.

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Damn Steven seems badass now

Giving Pan Pizza an erection

Now all those Jesus powers Steven has makes sense.

It was pretty clear that all the diamonds loved Pink the most. Are you stupid?

So question now is who's gonna screencap this?

A master capper will have to do this one, like the ones who did the Ruber and the Samurai hands threads.

Fuck, now I want fanfiction of Jesus and the anti-Christ hugging it out.

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>Be ye therefore perfect, even as your
Father which is in heaven is perfect.- Matthew 5:48

The parallels are uncanny.
And it all culminates in Steven telling her she needs to spend time outside her head, let people be who they are.

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why my pe-

GET THE PTA ON THE PHONE!
WE CAN KILL SU WITH THIS

OMG. This means Jasper is the Archangel, Michael!

>the foremost prince of heaven
Most trusted by Yellow Diamond
>does battle/dispute with the devil multiple times
Respected Rose's tactics throughout the war
>is perfect
Literally her hole

THIS IS SICK.

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Americans and your christ faggotry is so retarded

Christianity is a Roman thing though

Actually, this means Steven Universe is about defeating the ideology of God.

Christianity is supposed to be people who believe in the teachings of Jesus who was a Hebrew, on the other hand the Catholic Church is a Roman thing founded by the Emperor Constantine I

>Faggotry
It means homosexuality and it is among the things are bad

Then that's why Steven didn't do anything and everything just happened just because, that's why it didn't make sense at all cause you can't defeat the ideology of God

Well, there's my dose of enlightenment for the day. Good job, user.

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No, the Anti Christ gave God absolution

Umm...s-source?

LMAO the poor Steven says bullshit all the time and CYM doesn't make sense, I thought it was hack writing but there was a deeper meaning: Do you see how it doesn't make sense? lol

>Steven is the literal allegory antichrist
SUGAR THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MAD LASS SHE ACTUALLY DID IT

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i was thinking about it, and pearl is pretty sexualized in the show. not overtly, but her whole character is basically an extreme submissive pining for her old dom back.

^THIS
thread is missing some reluctant Pearl lewds

PUT ME IN CAP LADS

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You are to late, the derail can't stop!

i gotta love all the christcucks arguing over whether or not the trinity is christian or not, or some other insignificant interpretation.

ITS ALL MADE UP! NONE OF IT IS REAL!

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>LOL RELIGION ISN'T REAL GET A LIFE FAGGOTS
ow the edge

you guys sound like nerds at a star trek convention.

No, it is not made up and you aren't giving any argument

im not trying to. go play pretend all you want.

Whatever you say without arguments isn't valid

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If you think about it, we're all nerds and this board is the worst convention ever conceived.

Knowledge is a wonderful thing and Yea Forums is the best "social" site on the internet

or the best, if you happen to like flaming piles of dogshit.

t. redditor

all according to keikaku

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This is the greatest thread I’ve been in in so long

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please someone post a compilation pic before this thread dies.

You know, for the Anti-Christ, Steven is a pretty nice kid

pericute

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They did say the devil would be attractive.

well, he's certainly not that. his mom tho...

hey, i say that as a fan.

“The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”
- Saint Bernard of Clairvaux

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Or a Can-Can video.

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THAT DAY Yea Forums LEARNED AN IMPORTANT LESSON....
THERE WAS NO GOD JUST STEVEN

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Any screencapper may have to wait for the thread to be archived to get maximum footage.

At the very least, this is could be a candidate for a Yea Forums simulator video.

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Anyone know if Sugar ever read Paradise Lost?

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven."

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>be born in christian family
>notice the world is letting lesbians and gays live and this so called SJW are ruining our kids
>i have to do something about it
>i need to infiltrate,
>cut my hair, become a spy
>i need to save the next generation. they need to understand that homosexuality is evil...
>make a cartoon for kids
>secretly put messages about how the lesbians were actually the devil's spawn and pretty much killed the god (which is obviously a completely white character to represent how the whites are the best race and niggers are evil)
>actually, let's make the ""good"" characters a jew, a niggers, a latina/mexicaan, and a lesbian..yeah, that way they'll think im just using diversity! haha fucking idiots

HOLY SHIT user, IT MAKES TOO MUCH FUCKING SENSE

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Man, the tiers of hell seem to have far more diversity and social mobility than heaven. Satan is even a cool guy whi doesn’t hold absolute power like that bitch Metaton. The choice is obvious here.

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What did Dikekike NOT predict

>Anyone know if Sugar ever read Paradise Lost?

I doubt it.

I read it. That's time I'll never get back in return for the spurious privilege of knowing where a bunch of quotes originate.

It's risibly sexist Bible fanfic.

yeah but no, you can just apply that to any revolution

Sugar's a jew, she wouldn't touch christian literature

Maybe so, but being Jewish also makes her familiar with the Judaic 6,000 year timescale, which is measured via generations, from Adam to the patriarchs, to the monarchy, to the present day.

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How will SUfags recover?

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Dude, Satan is badass

nice revelation, really good. but all in all, SU is still garbage

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t. a bad loser

It's okay user, Satan still loves you.

What the fuck did you smoke lad? I need to know

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What a day today was huh?

inb4 "but it isn't 100% exactly the same!"

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just reply with
>i"f you can recognize the character then its on model"

So now that has opened our eyes, is there anything satantic about that mural fans love to make theories about?

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MOAR
>sheol is considered to be the place where the dead go
>it's located beneath the earth and is described as a dark hole with a shit ton of bodies
>most interpretations consider it to be a shit creek limbo where god puts his forsaken in
>not really sinners, they're just forsaken people like unbaptized babies and promiscuous people
>the CLUSTER is likely the same shit
>a bunch of offcolors forsaken by white diamond (God)
It's too fucking real what the fuck

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le bathtube fish

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It's based on Shiva and Kali, not Baphomet, you uneducated pleb.

And during the last two weeks of Lent.

This is very clearly Hindu influenced, same with Opal. It's not that they don't look 100% the same, it's a very overt reference to Vedic traditions

got a bigger pic?

this is a good thread

>another fight-against-religious-leader anime trope
Yeah, duh. Anime references

Baphomat is cis Male by cis males. So it can't be

It's SUBTEXT, user.

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You do me proud!

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All of the arms except for that one on the side being gone, combined with the lighthouse up top where the flame is, almost like shiva doing a baphomet tribute.

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oh fuck

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Imagine what a lot could do

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good one user, this makes sence.

Quality thread

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based

Can we get a pentagram edit?

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Except what is pink diamond's ship and what happened to it after the rebellion.

I want off this ride.

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>what happened to it after the rebellion
She parked it in the desert.

Put me in the screencap.

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>mfw this whole thread

Never change Yea Forums,never change

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Yellow was sure they'd all be bubbled it was strongly implied White uses a gentle hand with Pink

I don't get it...

The fifth post of this thread confuses me. Why so many replies?

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That means "fuck off Yea Forums and never come back"

Lost in the Desert according to the gems

>lost
It was literally at the front of her temple.

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Rather Oedipus

FUCK YOU PEARL

>"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven."

As if implying losing the "legs" was a mutual choice so that PD(Satan) could stand along side mortal humans as an equal.

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no it got lost, steven found it because lion took him there on the episode where steven gets confused by his female would be name.

>Shiva the destroyer
So PD/Steven brings an end not only to the world but also the id as Shiva destroys a oerson’s personality/consciousness to put them into samsara (bubbling) or convert them (Brainwashing the CGs with their pink wave/possession powers)
>Kali
A consort if Shiva who is bloodthirsty and insane for conquest and destruction of the world. She’s also “the dark mother”, teaching children War not for justice or defense but for the carnage and hedonism it causes.

PD/Steven will bring the apocalypse and brain drain people into his sycophants. We’ve already seen this as every gem only reforms to furfill Steven’s wishes, not their own.

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Put me in the screenshot please.

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This is it. We can use this shit. Spread it like wild fire. Destroy these tumblr SU fags once and for all

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>Greg transforms into Gemman

Why would they care about Christianity?

Not them, others. Boomer parents!

They would care that religious themes are in the show.
>God is in my gay show! Reeeee! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus CHRIST!

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Those who would care already hate it for the lesbians.

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YFW Rebecca Sugar and some Voice actor/staff of the animation see this thread and think what a great idea this is, and implement in the show

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what the fuck

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Guys, they don’t give a shit about religion, and neither would their parents if their kids are being allowed to watch

Holy fuck

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The anti-SU equation.

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Being in Pink's court must have been amazing since she was a total slut.

A slut for sin, my friend.

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Hail Pink Diamond!

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You have anymore.

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progressive kid show having satan themes would cause a shitstorm

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>Pink, now reincarnated as Rose Quartz, then passes her gem and "soul" to Steven
>Steven impregnates Connie, his pink gem soul goes into their child
>He dies soon afterwards
>His child becomes the new keeper of the eternal gem soul
>His child will eventually do the same with their child, and so on etc.
>Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz has defeated the entropic stagnancy inherent in being gemkind through death and reincarnation

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Now I get why they put stars everywhere

This nigger will unironically make theories of it once the screencap got out to leddit

Oh my god, based as fffffffudge

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Bad edit.

What could one user do with all those (You)s?

Why do people sexualize Pearl? She's a stick. No one would honestly want to do her.

t.Titcow

It just works. Pearl has unshakable integrity yet Pearls (of all kinds) are canonically slaves.

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deep submission, specifically to a wild, freedom loving sex maniac.

at that point it doesn't matter if she's a stick.

Pearl being stick is perfect though, that way my tiny dick seems almost (but not quite) normal size in comparison.

Nice fives, Pearl... Even more impressive that there are five OF them.

However!

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having spent a lot of time in LGBTQ communities a lot of them love satanism

Angels and gems are asexual, the fucking star of steven is a PENTAGRAM. Corrupted gems are fallen angels transformed in horror and beasts...

Even the cluster was a reference from the apocalypse

>"If you could only know what we really are,"

DEMONS! THEY WERE DEMONS ALL ALONG!!!

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Holy shit! Look at all of those replies! Is this a new fucking record?

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>Not wanting to fuck a succubus

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antichrist is unironicaly based. thanks becky

I think it may be the first major Yea Forums shitpost of the year.

That's not what a shitpost is, it actually has quality and thought put into it.

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If SU turned out to secretly be a Satanic cosmic horror story, I'd forgive Becky and co. for all the story missteps they made and start liking the show again. I remember thinking during the first season that Steven's conception kind of reminded me of "The Dunwich Horror," so I'd love if they took it to the next level.
>post yfw they get Electric Wizard to do the music for the show finale where Steven takes the Diamonds' place as suzerain of the cosmos and brings about the end times
youtube.com/watch?v=0xA_Qfj8ErY

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Dunwhich Horror? What’s that, sounds interesting

It's not so much cosmic horror as it is "What if Satan was the good guy and God was the bad guy?"
It's a story by HP Lovecraft.

It's an HP Lovecraft short story about a woman who gives birth to a monstrous, abhuman child with dark powers after having sex with Yog-Sothoth, an elder God. She and her elderly cultist dad worship Yog-Sothoth and want to help him destroy humanity by bringing his spawn into the world. Give it a read, it's short and full of grisly details.

I joked to my friends once that SU is a family-friendly retread of the story because of Greg and Rose's relationship.

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>implying Satan isn't the good guy already

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DAMN.

This needs to be drawn with a smug Pink Diamond.

ohhh, that's fantastic.

Yea Forums simulator chapter when

>340 replies
>146 original posters

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It puzzles you that people would reply to their (you)s?

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Yeah, god forbid people actually post more than once per thread.

sticc > thicc.
Pearl has the sexiest body out of any gem short of maybe Lapis.
I actually agree that even with all that, I find the idea of sexualizing her, or any of the gems, difficult. They don't have biological sexual sensations or responses. Rose is the only one who ever made herself genitalia. They'd have to try to just mimic the entire concept of sex based on second hand knowledge.
That one porn of Greg sticking his dick in Pearl's pearl-space seems more logically like sex to me than porn of her getting fucked the traditional way.

2.3 replies per person. what are you confused about?

Don't forget the Christfags arguing with each other.

This is absolute madness!

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Don’t forget the butthurt satanists

>becky
samefag, OP and PearlRose shipper

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BASED SCHIZO CHRISTFAG.

Oh shit it's Shin Dragon

>those faces

It looks like the cherub of Ezekiel.

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wtf I love SU now

Megatron is my favorite angel.

Not sure if shitposting or not...
But I'm still leaving this shit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metatron

did you get the impression that she gave a single fuck about yellow or blue?

This is gonna spread to all SU threads for all of time. A new testament.

Good job you son of a bitch.

Is nobody going to bring this up?

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Walter Russel was an important New Age philosopher

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Man, what the fuck, it seems believable, shit

How the hell is this thread still alive? this is the most active thread regarding a show on hiatus I've ever seen.

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It really brings light to the show, doesn't it?

We've been awakened by the prophet.

There’s like 7 other SU threads right now

People in the Middle Ages liked edgy art, it looks like Dante's divine comedy kek, biblical symbols but edgy art

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We had a good time

And Dante's book was full up with Greek concepts and characters cause it reflected what people was taught at that time and let's remember in the middle ages Aristotle was practically a kind of prophet for the stupid colleges and the Catholic Church

Screencap when

you can thank me later

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Thanks!

Based

psst

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I don't know what the fuck is going on, but put me in the screencap.

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This makes way more sense than it should have.

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This would be posted in the final weeks of Lent. You glorious bastard.

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what is Pink holding?

This makes too much sense
this also explains why everything steven or rose do seems so morally wrong

I fucking love shit like this.

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I thought only gets got these many replies. Thanks, user

Would The Cluster represent The Beast and if so who represents The Harlot? And with Garnet unfused would Ruby, Sapphire, Pearl, and Amethyst represent the Four Horsemen?

You'll find this can be applied to most 'rebellion' stories. They kinda use all the same players in them.

That makes Steven more like classic Merlin than Jesus.
Classical Christianized Merlin was an antichrist that got baptized and cleaned of his sin. Inherited magic powers from Satan his father and humanity and virtue from his mother.

Steven is the anti gem, but was striped from a pure crystal gen upbringing by his father. Steven inherited fantastical magical powers from his mother, but Greg taught him the value of virtue and kindness.

Go back to hell you Arian bastard

Ruby is War and Sapphire is Death as she's constantly stagnant because of her future visions and letting them lead to death if the benefitted the bottom line. Their fusion, Garnet, is the Harlot as the harlot tells man and woman to be perverse and cleave onto each other with reckless abandon. Desecrating the sacred union of flesh for immoral pleasure (paraphrased). Sounds a lot like how Garnet pushes for fusion because it feels good more than the actual sanctity of the "relationship" Sugar espouses, she even tried to get Peridot to fuse with her nonchalantly to "taste" the pleasure of it and threw a tantrum when Peridot refused and was disgusted by the notion.

Not him but it's literally not.

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Wow, cool fact

Lion and Steven should represent the Beast.

I want porn of Goth GF Pearl

ebin thread

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YOU ARE TOO LATE. YOU CANNOT STOP THE DERAIL.

Call the fucking church

Steven Jewniverse Predicted this

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Is this what they meant by “Believe In Steven”

Reminder that Satan doesn't rule hell God does, he's omnipotent and -scient after all.

Found the source, same guy who does all those comic of how animals have sex as humans. But apparently it's just a preview for a poster

Meant to post this with it
thehumon.tumblr.com/post/157533301298/the-angel-and-demon-hierarchy-poster-is-finally

I wonder if they’ll ever go over how Pink got pregnant in the first place.

>Connie makes a small presentation to show to show to Blue and Yellow
>Yellow asks if Connie is gonna make Steven pregnant and rewrite his gem

Legendary thread.

Your disciples will carry this message on after long after the thread dies.

I'm just here to check how many replies this post has by now.

I also has to do with their perception of the world
Jesus tells us to love, and the evils of the world are a result of an absence of love and thinking about the other. Even saying to forgive our enemies
Gender sociology sees the problems with inequality in our society as product of hate towards marginalized groups, and some LGBT partisans argue to fight against the patriarchy
It's a question of what moves the world, love or hate.

Also there is a church of Satan which started in the 60s IIRC which is more or less hippies larping as occultist. They even said in some interviews that it isn't about "being superstituous" but following some sense of liberty, and has nothing to do with Satan (apparently they did the hood-and.candles rituals ironically)

You mean a /cox/ thread?

>read the Bible/Inferno
>watch Steven Universe
>???
>prophet

>tfw when steven fucking universe becomes the antichrist

Not even close. But an A+ effort.

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The only thing better with that would've been Mung.

Damn, got 'em

Smokey is cute. CUTE

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THIS HAS NO RIGHT TO BE SO ACCURATE

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put me in the screencap

Its amazing how a simple clever insult and a well thought out observation can both equally tear a thread apart.

This is the beauty of Yea Forums.

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>IIT: Yea Forums loses its mind about something that was fucking obvious
Seriously, even fucking tvtropes, the autistic shithole full of faggotry it is, had already noticed that RQ/PD was a Satan analogue.

>Blue, Yellow, and White becoming curious enough to see if they can breed with humans
this pls

Man I just NEVER get tired of people using Steven Universe as a catch-all scapegoat term for everything bad under the sun.

Steven Universe is liberal propoganda B-BUT it's also for nazi sympathizers, it's a-religious but also the ANTICHRIST.

Pick something faggots. It can't be everything at once.

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This, but also it's a pretty well reasoned theory all the same.

i have an idea

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Go to the Steven Universe page on tvtropes, but I warn you, go at your own risk!

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That's like... 321 replies

I was there, damn almost a year ago already? Time flies

I can’t believe Steven Jewniverse is canon

Quints for spider-pearl

That's a real mess to navigate.

I hope you live a happy life with what you have wrought upon all SU threads.

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>what is discussion

Wow another fucking biblical tinfoil cartoon theory. And yet you idiots think its something fucking profound.

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I disagree with this view that Satan delivered humanity from ignorance. It implies that God never intended to share the knowledge with humans at all, but cannot be said with certainty.

This makes humanity like a child who took a swig of alcohol before it was ready to process it, now having to deal with the consequences, and then insists on blaming the parent who told them not to in the first place.

But I suppose people find it more liberating to assign blame.

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Someone clearly got triggered.

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>Christian mummy no let me watch stevie underverse anymore
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The boy who fell to Earth

last point isn't right, Steven has never healed a shattered gem before. Steven doesn't lead the gems into rebellion, he sort of goes along with Garnet.

He wrote "broken" not "shattered".

It's been postulated that this was the actual first sin; misrepresenting God. His command was never to eat the fruit. He never said anything about touching it.

The assumption is that Adam was the one who received the original command and then he tacked on the extra part when he passed it on to Eve. He tried to compensate for what he saw was God's inadequacy and made Him harsher than He actually was.

>this poster tried this in /trash/ first
>didn't get the reaction there, so chooses Yea Forums, the place where nobody will pick apart some of the points, such as Pink Diamond choosing to stay on Earth, and she still had her ship, she wasn't bound to Earth at all.

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put me in the screencap

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He couldn't heal Amethyst when she cracked, he couldn't cure corruption alone, couldn't save Jasper. In the end, he needed help to heal the corrupted gems, and even then, they are left with signs of their affliction.

The only argument here might be Lapis Lazuli, but even then, she was still pretty powerful despite being cracked. Not like she was close to death at all.

Also, Blue Diamond uses broken to describe what happened to Pink Diamond. In the context presented by the show, Broken = Shattered.

I may have written a version of it before, but I don't recall posting it in /trash/

Unless the other anons are correct about others coming to the same conclusion first.

>For all the anons wanting a screencap
I considered doing it, and a friend suggested as much, but I feel it would be vain. All the (You)s would add to that vanity.
I don't mind it fading. This was magical.

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desuarchive.org/trash/thread/22433123/#q22449088
Maybe I remember seeing the screenshot instead, for some reason I can't find the post, like something removed it. I know someone posted it a few times directly into /trash/, maybe slightly altered.

Imagine unironically worshipping Satan and expecting people to take you seriously

I think the most replies was in either trash or mlp but it was a "i wanna cum inside vinyl scratch" sticker and the reply count was in 200s

but didnt The diamonds want to harvest earth for resources, not Rule its people

They wanted both, or at least pink did

coulda sworn she started the rebellion because they didn't want to keep earth's humans alive, and just harvest the planet for resources leaving it a hollow hust much like homeworld

It was more indifference, they didn’t want the humans dead or alive, only cared about the resources, if the humans died, so be it

While end results differ, the common thread was the right to dominion over the Earth, and it was still an end of the world scenario.

Pink wanted to be like the others, have a colony, be a diamond. But after seeing the amazing life on other worlds and/or moons, she made zoos and exhibits to keep them safe. She did just that with the humans

>this thread
>happening on the 10th anniversary of homestuck
>AND the last few days of lint
>mfw
Truly, this has been a magical day.

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>liberate itself from ignorance
>Makes humanity blind to the one truth (God)
>Makes them a slave to sinful desire, which if they follow, will send them to eternal damnation
>Satan literally use human pride to get them to make one of the worst deals known to humanity.

When will satanist learn their just pawns into a game where they'll lose.

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This gonna improve some fanfictions

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That's the point.
The antichrist is said to possess mediocre healing and not be capable of grand miracles that was expected of Jesus.
Steven's healing matches up with that.

I didn’t want to believe but there’s so much evidence for this. By far, the most SU believable theory.

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He literally cried some guy back to life

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>He doesn't know

>Pink Diamond
>Rose Quartz
>Steven Quartz Universe
>...
>The Devil has three faces.

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In Inferno, Lucifer has the three worse sinners with him.

With Rose, the was only Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl.

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Well, he actually just poured his own essence into lars' body.
Seeing how he turned pink and lost his heart beat the tears just locked lars' consciousness in a artificially animated vessel, lars' original life was lost as were a bunch of his human traits.

Hmm, kinda Frankensteiny, going against the laws of God, I like it

I think this is the only time I've seen this many replies to a post that was actually making a point, and wasn't a big get, a roll post, or a post that killed someone.

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the torch and lighthouse placement is kind of compelling

Lars

>Diamonds worshiped as Deities both on Homeworld and Earth
>WD Claiming to be the purest of the pure, omnipresent as "all colors"
>Claimed PD was the one part of her that had to be repressed
>Roses garden as Eden
There's too much that could be linked to it that I refuse to believe it's real because of it.

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I’m just replying to add in this crazy train wreck

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Don't forget user, that was part of the way into the Rebellion too.
I want off this ride

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Who do you think the movie is going to be about user?
Haha, just kidding it's probably going to be trash

What does this mean?

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the fuck?

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put me in the screencap

Educate yourself

John Milton - Lost Paradise

youtube.com/watch?v=_psUb0rHrlQ
I have some bad news.

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>western story has biblical themes
WTF!!!!

>steven is the anti-christ

So this post. And some other posts stemming from this. It's certainly interesting, but...
Is it actually a Theory, or just an observations of parallels? Like, what's exactly the point of this? Does it mean that Rose is literally Lucifer/Satan and Steven is literally an anti-christ? Or are they just similar? Is SU a bible rewrite, or a parody?

Is this just a crackpot theory, like one of them coma theories? (and thus just yet another one in the pile)
Or is this an analysis of parallels between SU and the Bible, or whatever, and just proposing that Sugar may have pulled some references from it. It's not that unbelievable, considering other sources that she pulled from, like anime. (and thus an interesting piece of trivia)

It’s an analysis, that is weirdly on point, Like I wouldn’t expect Rebecca to ever do this on purpose, but right now it’s kind of evolved or devolved to a copypasta

For it to be crackpot, the maintain points would have to be really shoehorned in, but instead it meshes really well. The most jarring thing to me is the timeline of events. 6,000 years that match up to Bible chronology.

The Bible is not just a product of Christians. The Old Testament consists of the Torah(the first five books) and the scrolls of the prophets. Rebecca Sugar's Jewish background could certainly make her familiar with the timing.

And then there the entire theme of being free to be oneself, which religion often is against, specifically in regard to homosexuals. So even if it the show is not pointedly anti-God/religion, at the very least it focuses on mutual co-existence.

Is say it's a valid theory.

So does this make White Diamond God?

They were Raptured before Earth's destruction.

Was Steven the serpent in this Garden of Eden?

Hm. No.

Greg was the apple.

Couldn't be, someone made her.
> I'm not supposed to be like this! I'm supposed to know better! I'm supposed to BE better!

>Goth Pearl
muh dick
Also Garnet's Gauntlet spikes are not in the right place, unless shes back handing everyone

No.
Fusion doesn't fit into this, corrupted gems don't fit, Change Your Mind doesn't fit, Pink dying doesn't fit, actions of the diamonds on other worlds doesn't fit, and there is no christ figure in this to counter Steven which doesn't fit. It's bullshit and you're all fucking retards for being unable to think it through.

some /x/ a day keeps the doctor away

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Of course not everything fits. It's not supposed to fit everything.
Look here: It's not something that's supposed to change your entire view of the series, it's just parallels.

Translated
>I know it's wrong but I dont want to be wrong so I dont care

Oh get over yourself. Just becuase you can't make an epic post.

Thread will be gone soon anyway, then you can whacker off to a gem porn thread.

Is this you admitting to being a namefag then

Nigga wat? I'm not even the person you were arguing with.

Rebecca Sugar is in leagues with Satan. She is a blasphemer and worships the north star. She is also a jew who believes in principalities. Burn this witch and affront to the lord our god. In Jesus's name! Amen!

Maybe it takes from Gnostic Christianity not Mainstream Christianity?
The Gems are literally rocks, pure material beings.
In Gnosticism the material universe was created from an imbalance of feminine energies do to Sophia trying to create things alone.
I'd say that Steven is Jesus who is supposed to restore the necessary masculine balance to the gems but ...

You do it, I don’t feel like it

include me in the screencap