I'll just leave this here

BMI is useless

What's your bodyfat%? Are you with us in /fat/?

>BMI is useless
Not really as a whole it's good for populations because the country has a fat people problem not a fit one so the /fit/ outliers don't impact it enough to make it bunk

damn...

dudes toilet role is like really hard to reach without turning around

Literally me but was a condom instead of Tuxedo.

Don’t sweat it, man. She wasn’t the one.
If she was, you would’ve known.

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I have no muscles, so I assume every extra kg is just fat.

Her hand is in the way, it doesn't count.

that somehow makes it hurt worse

Yeah, I'm happily in a relationship now, but you know... For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'.

I never went to the prom because I dindn't graduate.

You could’ve still picked up some dizzy broads outside the auditorium though

>BMI is useless
No, BMI has limits in cases where you're borderline overweight and normal BMI when weightlifting. The difference between being overweight and healthy in this instance can be a gray area.

However.
What examples can you think of a person having a BMI of 30 or more that are healthy? What are the odds that someone with a BMI that is obese or more that it's simply a limitation of BMI?
I think the only time a BMI of >30 would be considered healthy would POSSIBLY be a powerlifting bodybuilder.

Do you really think the majority of people with a BMI of 30 or more are body builders, user?

i lost 50 in a year and still have 70 to go

>Get told that a classmate likes me
>I say, "Yeah, right," thinking it's a joke.
>I do it right in front of said classmate.
I was a clueless little shit in high school. Pretty sure a couple of the other nerdy weird kids had crushes on me as well. Nothing really came of it, in part because I told them my family didn't allow me to date (only half true).

I'm proud of you anons

I fell into a deep depression and lost like 80 pounds without doing much. Went from 300 plus to 230-240. The kicker was evryone thought I was doing great and complimenting me on how good I looked while i was miserable and in a horribly unhealthy state. I'm still losing weight and still no one's noticed.

Can't relate, no woman has ever been attracted enough to me to make the first move

Well, what else could he possibly do if he can't afford a tux?

I still have 20 to go.

dont be, im as miserable as ever

Is this the nicest thing M dude has ever told ronnie?

If he's staring at shirts he isn't being productive and motivated.

I don't get it

Is this only time Ronnie talks back to M dude?

I remember when I used to make friends online. I met two chicks,one was from LA and the other was from Louisiana. I regret going for the LA girl. I could be married and going to cons with my cute thiccc wife.

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comic name?

Some random girl in my Math class would always pitch my ass. I told her to fuck off one day when I was in a bad mood and made a huge scene. I kinda regret it. It was pretty much my only real interaction with a woman. But this is Yea Forums not /r9k/ take this shit there!!!

How do you do it? I'm a depressed piece of shit too and I barely eat but I'm still fat and disgusting.

once in 5th grade a boy asked me out on a date, I didn't know he was talking to me till years down the line. He looked like chris brown, damn, if only I said yes. Probably wouldn't have become a femcel :(

Whenever I'm depressed I eat until my body hurts as much as my soul

I also would have had a middle/highschool sweet heart, instead I spent those years alone and got uglier overtime lol fuq

he is just then realizing that the girl was flirting with him

>had girls attracted to me
>too autistic to act on it

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Feels somewhat good to realize this will never happen to me. Nobody has ever flirted with me and nobody ever will, thus there will never be any "signals" for me to miss.

Not ONE person that posts on this Satan-worshipping hellmouth of a board deserves love or romance. You all got what you deserve

I agree.
I literally don't know what to do if I had a girlfriend unlike most of the normalfags in this board.

I honestly have no idea. I was also dealing with a lot of stress and anxiety ontop of everything for a while so maybe that played some part. I just started gradually getting depressed and one day i realized i lost nearly a hundred pounds. I still feel like shit all the time so it's not like the weight loss has benefitted me in anyway.

Fuck you. I'm a good boy. All I want are cuddles.

If you were really a good boy you'd have the cuddles.
That's how it works.

Do you have the edit with april fools ronnie?

>2D

this hits way too close to home

literally did this. got 2 dbz shirts from Hot Topic that were a size too small and held on to them for a decade.

on the plus side i did eventually lose weight and fit into them.

on the downside I've since gained the weight back and can't wear them anymore....

>drinking Yoohoo

23g sugar in one fucking 9oz bottle. Goddamn it Ronnie, it's not that hard to not be a fat slob. Cut. Out. Sugar.

Get out please.

BMI ignores waist size. It ignores body composition, i.e. muscle, fat, and bone weight. It only calculates based on weight and height. And that calculation sets arbitrary cutoff points, to the tenth decimal place, that presume to tell if one is "overweight" or "obese" etc. That is nonsense. It's a bogus scale.

I already know how it will end for me.

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a girl once said i sound french is that a compliment?please say yes

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That does not answer the question posed, user.

How did her voice sound?

Show me someone with a BMI >30, (outside of bodybuilders who even you MUST admit are a tiniest of minority of the population) who you believe is not obese. Prove that BMI is inaccurate at labeling people as obese outside of the rarest of rare exceptions of body builders.
Show me. Just one picture of a person who isn't a bodybuilder who is obese according to BMI that you feel shouldn't be classified as obese.
Just one.

The question is irrelevant. If the majority are sedentary slobs of average height then sure 30 BMI is likely not healthy. But that's the wrong question to ask. If you want an accurate measure of whether you are a healthy weight, the best one is to measure you body fat percentage. Even calculators that estimate BF% based on waist size and other factors are more accurate in that than BMI, frankly.

If BMI is more accurate than not, then it's an adequate measure.
As near as I can tell, in the case of obesity, BMI is fairly accurate.

Anyone who's ever shown interest in me were awkward weirdos. Maybe that tells more about me but it's kind of annoying.

See
Also, BMI is not just meant to tell if someone is obese or not. It has categories for overweight, healthy, and underweight too. Just because you aren't obese, that does NOT mean you are a healthy weight.

And again, any measure that ignores waist size is a fucking joke.

Are you just arguing for the sake of it? Why would you purposefully use a flawed scale when it's relatively easy nowadays to use more accurate measures? Perhaps this level of sloth is why you're obese.

>Why would you purposefully use a flawed scale
I asked you to prove that it was flawed in measuring obesity.
You've done nothing but hem and haw at the question and dodge it entirely.

It's not an obesity measure, for starters. It's supposed to measure "body mass" and then places you in one of 4 categories. And I have already proven it's flawed in measuring obesity. Hell, you even admitted as much yourself. Anyone that is too tall, too short, or has greater than average muscle mass gets inaccurate results from BMI. The measure itself was invented to get a mass reading of large swaths of people quickly for census data. It was never meant to be an accurate measure at the individual level, only for a mass population because this shit averages out.

>be me
>spikey hair asian boy
>no girl likes me except for this filipino cheer leader chick
>I’m a nerd and she isn’t
>One day think that my spikey hair is too weeb and ugly
>Grow out and get that K-Pop undercut
>Girls start flirting with me
>They also start to ask shit like “do you have a girl friend?”
>This never happens to me so I never got the signals
>pass up situations
>Friends tell me wtf I’m doing

Doesn’t matter now, I learn my mistakes and got a date.

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Keep up the good work user!

Here is more, my fat friend.

google.com/amp/s/fivethirtyeight.com/features/bmi-is-a-terrible-measure-of-health/amp/

I'm going to sleep. Cut out sugar and start lifting weights six days a week. Yes, six. It works. Trust me.

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>Hell, you even admitted as much yourself
Yes, in rare situations.

>Anyone that is too tall, too short, or has greater than average muscle mass gets inaccurate results from BMI.
Again, barring very rare instances with bodybuilders and power lifters - then a BMI of 30 or more can be very accurately assessed as obese and unhealthy.
I've seen only two categories of bodies fall into the >30 bmi number. People who are most assuredly overweight, and bodybuilding power lifting olympic level athletes.
The former most assuredly is far more frequent than the latter. I honestly and truly would like to hear of a case of a person falls outside of either of those categories.

Not even remotely overweight.
Entertaining you for a moment though:
If I was fat, wouldn't I be against BMI as a use, because it quantifies MORE people as being obese or overweight? Thus making someone who is overweight or obese according to the BMI possible to not be overweight or obese if they used a different method of measurement?

A fatty wouldn't be in favor of using BMI because it has a wider (pun not intended) definition of obesity and thus more likely to label them overweight obese.

Literally says as such according to your graph.

>be me
>at concert
>outside venue having a smoke
>8/10 hipsterish qt compliments the patches on my jacket
>we chain smoke together as we talk about music
>head back inside
>she's orbiting me, still trying to talk to me
>my dumb ass is confused why cause i'm an insecure, unconfident autismo
>realized later that night she was flirting with me

>be me
>at bar with my m8s
>trying to get bartender's attention while they find a table
>blonde qt starts randomly chatting with me
>she looks like zooey deschanel but blonde and large glasses
>she does most of the talking, while i'm too focused trying to get a beer
>finally get beer
>tell her to have a good day and go back to the bois
>realized that she was actually interested in me
i hate being such an insecure oblivious twat

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While the image of OP hits too close to home, I can say that at least I have achieved something in this life and that is that I've become sufficiently fit to wore shirts that I have bought since forever.

I had a girl like that, but I made it clear I wasn't interested. She was a landwhale.

girls used to talk to me quite often but I'm paranoid as fuck so I'd avoid talking to them because I'd always assume they just wanted to mock me
post feet

I suppose all your romantic pitfalls are not legitimate failures then, huh?

>most women taught to fear and avoid men or at least any men who show interest
>the few who do take the plunge and show us interest, we've been taught really hard not to mistake basic kindness for interest because showing interest in return is hugely offensive and problematic.
>and that's if we even do notice it, because we're so unused to it we have no idea what it looks like
>they give up after one try
dammit women, take control. take ownership of your targeted man. once you show make the claim, you automatically win.

Some of us just build really dense, heavy muscle and have thick as fuck bones.

Nah user, it happens all the time in the wild, we've just got nobody really trying.

>mfw lost 30 pounds in 2 months because of depression starvation

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Welsh

Nice.
I myself just yesterday reached 10kgs lost since January 1st.

There might've been two or so girls like that in my life.
Considering what a sorry piece of shit I turned out to be I'd say they dodged a bullet.

Oh God, they let dogs post here now?

>now
we've had spiders post here too user

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Yeah, same here.
To bad the bitch informed me about her having a boyfriend AFTER we went for what I assumed would be a nice date. So I spent two weeks flirting with a girl who was just playing coy.

>that hot girl back in school that kept giving me back massages and acting flirty
>that super hot girl back in school that sat next to me, would put her legs on my knees and ask to draw on her stockings
>that cute looking girl who always laughed at my jokes and liked all the nerdy stuff that I did
>that average looking girl back in school that kept giving me complements and asked for a dance on the graduation prom

>tfw couldn't be bothered to ask anyone out and just stayed home all day playing Dark Souls 1
>tfw I stayed a kissless vergin until 21

What was my problem, Yea Forums?

What the fuck was wrong with me,

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>referring to me as a dog.
Are you TRYING to arouse me??

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>at comic shop
>girl behind register tries to have a conversation about my band t-shirt
>have to roughly describe what they sound like for her
>she says she’ll have to check them out
>she’s owner’s daughter picking up a shift as a favor
>she’s very small, wears big glasses, brunette with a bun, while I am very tall hippie-looking guy at the time
>clearly thought my choice of indie and cartoon-related books was intriguing because she studied them close as she bagged them up but didn’t approach the topic probably because I came off dismissive about the music thing
>literally don’t realize until I’m halfway home that she was eyeing me and showing the meek, blushy body language you have when you’re next to a crush, particularly compared to how she was talking to everyone else
>don’t go back in for a couple of months as is normal for me, never see her again on subsequent visits, eventually move away
>a lifetime of being told not to be flirty towards women in service roles done fucked me over

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>What the fuck was wrong with me?
Aside from the insufferable humble bragging, nothing.

>in HS
>every day at lunch sit with nerds who like to play Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic in the cafeteria because although I don’t care about those things could still have more fun joking around with them than gossiping with normies
>become fairly good acquaintances with with one girl, Samantha
>not traditionally attractive, chubby and doesn’t care about makeup or clothes, but very down-to-earth, intelligent and non-cringey personality considering the sort of nerd she was
>also really great at drawing, she’d ask me to request animals and pokemon and she’d give me the finished picture
>always like her and think about maybe trying something more but afraid what my other non-lunch friends will think if they know i like a chubby tomboy and not a more cool/hot girl
>never get the definite vibe she likes me back until one Valentine’s Day where she asked me for a hug
>took me by surprise but I give her one near the stairwell as everyone else is leaving the cafeteria
>we talk on skype and deviantart a few times but never meet up outside of school
>nowadays can’t remember her last name and the accounts are inactive now
>seriously could have had happy relationship with this girl through half of high school if i hadn’t been worried what others would think
>feel like a huge asshole because with the social inhibitions she had i doubt she got with anyone else
>could have made her happy and didn’t

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N-No we hadn't, don't be s-silly.

>humble bragging
i was a kissless virgin sitting at home and playing video games, what is there to brag about my dude

Had a girl in HS tell me she liked my teeth. Didn’t find out years later that she meant she liked my smile. Felt like a retard but also fuck you that’s grade A autismo phrasing.

based gymcel

Here you go.

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Most men don't get female attention, you retard. I'm denser than Ronnie in the OP but even I know that.

You had game though, and you didn't lose it. You just didn't act on it.

I once almost had sex.
Almost.
Once.

>Thin and energetic

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It's how fat people think of themselves in the past.

Nah she definitely wanted to harvest your crop of teeth.

Holy shit that's loser talk

If you're dense and don't notice then you can't know that. You can't say that you don't understand something and act like an expert on it in the same sentence.

huh, I guess I did come off as braggy

I apologize

>not realizing there are multiple Ronnieverses
>not realizing one of them is actually a guy named Steve who killed Ronnie and inherited his cruse.

True. I genuine can't think how to act in relationship with woman.

Go outside please.

>middle school dance
>floor is literally split between guys and girls
>every now and again one of the more sociable guys dances with a girl
>everyone starts pairing off
>me and couple other guys just hanging out
>girls come tease “why won’t you dance”
>wind up dancing with girl
>majorly embarrassing because I just being self conscious
>girl says “if you don’t want to dance with me you don’t have to”
>let go and walk away, go back to bros
In my head, she was mad at me for being embarrassed and was calling me out for being awkward. In 8th grade, before we all split for high school we did a letter writing project to classmates for “amnesty”. Said girl wrote me one saying “I don’t know why you hate me but I wish you the best.” Wasn’t till I told my wife that she said poor girl was probably just crushing on me. I dunno.

I like that they bothered to color her panties.

That's a leaf of grass, user. Unless it was a joke, in which case sorry for not picking up on it.

>powerlifting bodybuilder
>healthy
heart surgeons may disagree with you

t. musclelet

Wait What?

My little user cant be this normie

Every girl who has been attracted to me has had some kind of weird psycho bullshit going on. Starting wonder if I'm unlucky or if there's something about me that attracts crazies.

They're just the ones confident/crazy enough to approach you about it, there's bound to have been other girls who didn't speak up.

>kg
why are you using muslim units of measurement?

>13 year old spaz who just talks about Pokemon and YGO to equally spaz friend
>Girl tries to spread bad rumor about friend in class
>Ignore her
>She starts teasing me after that, reading out things I wrote when she collected my papers, asking me if I wanted to try on her lipstick, laughing when I walked by her
>Graduation happens and we pass around Yearbooks to be signed
>She writes "I really liked you" with a heart over You and signs with a bunch of XO's
>mfw

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When I was in middle school a girl used to like me a started pestering me a bit, of course being a social outcasts I had no idea girls would try to get your attention. One day I was in a really shitty mood because my week was fucking awful and after she pestered me for a bit I just turned around and punched her in the face.

Only years later I understood what she was trying to do and I felt guilty about it ever since.

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How in the fuck do you guys loose so much weight. I started gym this month and a diet and I've only lost like 2kg.

Cocaine

Water weight is easy to lose initially if you’re very fat. It’s part of what causes the yo-yo effect when people see their weight loss slowing down.

2kg a month isn’t bad at all when you consider you’ve lost over 15,000 calories

at least once a month a year ago a girl or two would come up to me at Planet Fitness and try to talk lifting with me and help me out on my form. My gym bro is my athletic trainer so I just wave off the girls thinking they are just getting in the way.
Now I lift at a real gym where its all dudes. I really fucked up all these years.

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Why didn't she actually just kiss him?

>tfw finally not too skelly to wear what I want

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I’ve gotten to the point where I can’t trust any compliments or positive comment anymore. We live in an age where mediocrity is king and going basic shit will get you rewards. I just ignore any and all complements as hollow and meaningless, and I’m fairly certain I’m retarded, I haven’t been diagnosed with anything and have a college degree but I can’t ever be sure anymore, I am here after all.

I never asked for this shit
I have been doing the only thing that I know how to do my entire life faggot

Because she would be impure for marriage and used goods.

This hits close to home.

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Insecurity, wanting to be able to pass it off as a joke if it didn't go over well

whompcomic.com/

I've been that way for a decade or more, I can't really remember when it started. People have been telling me my English is great for years and I just wouldn't believe them. I finally went back to school last year and after doing some initial work and then having a discussion with the English teacher he didn't even want to waste time by making me do any more tests, he just gave me top marks and offered me a job as a substitute teacher. That's what it took for me to start taking the compliments seriously. But I STILL keep assuming that a compliment regarding anything else is just them humouring a retard by patting me on the back for knowing or performing menial stuff. I just don't know why.

It’s the strangest shit too, I’ve had people at work complementing my hair cut for TWO WEEKS recently, and I’ve been stuck working in an area that no one else can for a few weeks now and I’m constantly getting thank you’d and your doing greats and while I get it was a shit situation, there’s a point where it goes from genuine compliments to genuine ass kissing and pointless and it makes me wonder if any of it was and just kills it all for me. People are dumb.

>tfw too skinny to look good in any shirt
bro not like this.....

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>Wear tropical shirts
>Everyone assumes I'm imitating Max Payne or GTA or Miami Vice
Nobody will ever know my secret

>another wishful thinking
cringe

count your calories and change your life

Have sex with me.

he found Waldo?

technically they're both LA girls

I'm bad at math

I wish I remembered the name of the Australian swimmer I used to talk to. I just remember her nickname, Shelly. I always wonder whether she kept competing, and whether she got anywhere.

nah she was just a bully and you btfo her ass4

i am not so sure about that.

In college there was a girl who made a game of giving me loving spanks when she'd walk by. Made me interested in her so I asked her out. She said no and now no more spankings :(

>Lost 50 pounds in 3 months
>put it all back on over 9
Loving every laugh.

Lost 20 kg over 2 years, put it back in 3 months

Lucky for her MeeToo wan't around.

You probably could have fucked her ass in the bathrooms at any moment

Well I'm a guy so probably wouldn't have been taken seriously.