Why they can't be a couple?

Why they can't be a couple?

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Because while they have a similar temperament, Bojack is too broken and is codependent on his love interests and friends
Diane is overly cynical and pessimistic but she’s at least able to have a healthy relationship with someone in theory. For all their ups and downs, her and MPB were actually a pretty functional couple until season 5

It would go as badly as any of Diane or BoJack's previous relationships, they're both fundamentally broken unhealthy people who will never find true love.
They should totally be fucking, though

Diane doesn't quite deserve happiness, but she deserves horse cock

My friend had a girlfriend who was an even bigger railway accident than him. Nothing but misery has resulted from that relationship.

I think it only appeared functional because both parties were more concerned with keeping the relationship alive than each other. Even in the earliest episodes, Diane never seems to really give a shit about Mr PB beyond the fact that she's engaged to him.

It would be disastrous for both of them.

Diane incorrectly thinks she's above Bojack and Bojack incorrectly thinks that Diane's opinion of him can save him. So, yeah, I don't get it.
They're the perfect couple.

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>Why they can't be a couple?
google "mr. hands"

I went from kinda feeling sorry for her to thinking she's an absolute cunt

>lol, fuck christians amirite?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raphael_Bob-Waksberg
>Bob-Waksberg was raised in Palo Alto, California with his two sisters. He is Jewish; his mother and grandmother ran a Jewish book and gift store, and his father helped Russian Jews emigrate to the United States. Growing up, he was influenced by shows like The Simpsons, Seinfeld, and The Larry Sanders Show.

Bob-Waksberg is JEWISH??

Not that it was a secret, but people just eat up these funny anti-Christian lines without considering the source.

For the exact same reason why the US and Russia wont go to war, Mutual Assured Destruction

Why are Christians such little bitches?

Well you sucked all the fun out of that one.

Because if they become a couple then the story ends.

Because they are bad for eachother, and both of them are rational enough to know that. It's not that they dont get along its more they feed eachothers worst behavior.

Honestly both of them have a shit ton they need to figure out about themselves before they need to start worrying about other people.

They lost power, but people still act like they're an all consuming force.
Sure it's fun and games now, but if shit goes south hard it only take one charismatic guy to scapegoat then.

It makes no sense, because we all know that if a Christian made a cartoon with jokes against Jews like that, all Jews would know it was all in good fun and laugh it off goodnaturedly, as is their way.

They'll be together next season as they both grow into better people together.

>Christians never bitch and moan about the simplest jokes
You serious? A guy just quoted Bob-Waksberg's wikipedia page as if we're all unaware of his jewishness.

In the worst ways, they remind me of my ex and me. Just because two toxic people have chemistry and maybe like each other doesn't mean they make a good couple. Sometimes it means their worst qualities compound off one another and that leads to both of them being more miserable than they were before.

goddammit. that's why i haven't watched the latest season. too depressing

Re-read what you're replying to.

Don't shit where you eat.

I'm not Christian, but I can see that they are pretty much the only religious acceptable target these days. Don't get me wrong, back in the late 90's and 00's it was acceptable to blast ALL religion in general, but God help you (hehe) if you say anything remotely negative of any religion but Christianity.