Would *you* have counted, Yea Forums?

There Public Jr. High School teens or
European Teenagers I have found out.

It's not even a white dress, it's a pearl/light grey.
Just compare it to the collar.

But wasn't it implied she already slept with her fiance?

Haha, does she have to wear a diaper, haha

Because that would be awful, haha, a beautiful young girl who had to wear a diaper because she kept on pooping her pants

That would be disgusting, haha

yeah, kids today are drowning in pornography, if anything, the average 13-14 year old is probably holding the same thoughts

I started looking at porn when I was 11, and it was exclusively H-manga for a few years, so my sexual horizons got expanded pretty quickly.

How many people actually not wear white if they had sex before marriage?

Cunts

My wife did, we were both virgin's

I felt that it would be dishonest so I added a bunch of red accents to the dress and skipped the veil (which is an allusion to the hymen, so even if you rip it riding a bike you shouldn't be allowed to wear it).

I get that it happens often enough, but I still bet it’d make me really uncomfortable if I knew a 13 year old kid and then found out they were into that.

I guess I just don’t relate since I didn’t really have that kinda experience until at least a couple years after that age.

>form weird quasi-friendship with some impoverished ten year old because I let him hide in my house and cook him food and he cleans up my yard for cash
>ends up asking me to visit him on his birthday
>his house's floors are cemented in dog shits
>the shelves of his room are stuffed with VHS tapes of hardcore pornography and he has gag gifts like fake taxidermized mounted titties on his walls
>ten years old

sneed

>3-14

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Don't care, still fucked Lisa.

>Would *you* have counted, Yea Forums?

I would not have counted, because as a Mormon, I have perfected the art of doesn't-count sex.

All you have to do is stick your wee-wee in her hoo-ha but don't move it yourself, this is called "soaking".

most people find this frustrating after a while and you'll want to start moving around. In this case, convince a heathen friend to jostle the two of you around a bit, so that the sin will be his and not yours. Make sure your friend stops before you climax, because if you do you will have to tell your pastor. He will be angry no matter how carefully you explain your soaking strategy.

Is it possible to learn this power?

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Based and Joseph Smithpilled.

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>Would *you* have counted, Yea Forums?
as a Proud Boy, any sexual release in the presence of a woman counts as sex, so I would have given Lisa the ol' Louis CK if you know what I mean.

Be sure to do this only to women whom you've genetically tested for two X-chromosomes, because if you accidentally jack off in front of someone with a Y chromosome, Gavin McInness will confiscate your Certificate of Straightness and you'll only be allowed to jack off on other Proud Boys.

I'm offended that you believe anyone here could get as far as milhouse did

Haha would it smell? Asking for a friend haha

In before someone posts THAT webm

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Saved

Found a mentally ill tranny

You not suppose to tell anyone about your porn collection

I would have counted because I'm the nicest guy in all of Springfield and I would treat her like a goddess unless she was one of those bitch slut whore cunts who rejects or disrespects me because just ask any bitch that got on my bad side I'M SO NICE

Sounds like college girls to me.

This is a hentai scenario waiting to be drawn

trying too hard

Most of Yea Forums would, because the implication is that Milhouse ejaculated prematurely and couldn't go another round after.

Breh at some point you're gonna floored expecting people to be submissive.

I swear, the "hahas" make these posts way more cringey than they would've been without. I blame the guy with the fetish for Yoshi's eggs for making this a meme.

Cringe

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Which one?

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Depends... Was milhouse 15 or 16? Then I wouldn't have counted for sure

You're clearly not a mormon if you said pastor

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Big if true

Big if true

Would Sneed have counted?

Ah ha ha, no.

I’d finish in about 30 seconds, then cry. Assuming I wasn’t already crying during.

stay sheltered, my friend.

>she

What a legend

3-14

>been with gf for 7 years
>around year 5 we try anal
>never see any poop
>even spontaneous anal has no poop
>two years of anal i see no shit

I'm convinced she doesn't eat or something

>That'skindahot.jpg

underrated

I was watching hentai at 13, so I can't relate.

>fetish for Yoshi's eggs
No what? Lies! That's not a thing! I can't be!

Can't even imagine being a kid today. Back in the day the kid who had access to a playboy was treated like a god. Now 11 year olds have instant access to extreme hardcore porno.

Maybe you should think twice before disrespecting someone, because "talk shit, get hit" isn't just a rhyme among men.

Not from a white man

Reminder that white dresses at weddings was a fashion brought in by Queen Victoria. Before then, and for quite some time after, people wore whatever dress they wanted/could afford. Veils were also symbolic as nobles in even older times would typically not meet until the day of the wedding, so the not seeing the bride the day before came as an attempt to emulate that and a veil helped in case they did pass during that time.

The traditional colour for virginity was blue, hence the something blue from “something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue”.

But traditions change and evolve, so now it’s white or “off-white”.

obsessions with "purity" are creepy as hell.

in America it doesn't just connote virginity, but racial isolation, and parental ownership. as if a woman is some kind of dog, and it's her father's duty to breed her properly.

in parts of America, there are "purity balls". You can look up the details yourself. In these balls, young girls, always white, symbolically pledge their virginity to their fathers. The idea being that the daughter is then honor-bound to wait until a suitor secures permission from her father. It's also useful for shaming girls raised by single mothers.

this is the kind of shit that happens when you can't abortion.

I always assumed they meant that Milhouse was gay and thus it doesn't count because he's embarrassed he fucked a girl.
Kinda like how gold star lesbians are proud of never being penetrated by a man

someone please help me why do I have this fetish I don't even have a poop fetish just the idea that she can't control her poops because of what you did is hot for some reason

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how much anal sex did you guys have?
do hardcore porn stars not have this problem?

>Would *you* have counted, Yea Forums?
No, Yea Forums is too full of beta bitches and incels for any sexual contact with it to count, now /pol/ that's a real board.

>fuck before marriage
statistically have a shittier marriage
>fuck outside your race
statistically have a shittier relationship and are more likely to incur domestic violence and single motherhood
>have nurses roomba out your unborn babies
statistically undergo the same hormonal trauma and grief of a miscarriage, scar the shit out of your uterus, be haunted for the rest of your life by what you've done

lmao you say this like it is a weird american thing when there are plenty of other cultures on earth that do these same things but on a much worse scale and more.

As it turns out, people really enjoy having sex.
Who knew?

>chastity creepy
>abortion good

sneed

damn, it sucks being milhouse. then again i remember when i first penetrated my gf when i was 17, i was panicking because i thought we didnt really have sex since i didnt go in all the way (i physically was only able to get my dick halfway in here, we still had fun tho)

Hulk buttfucking Black Widow in the pussy of course

when i was 13 i fantasized about forcing down some older women and cumming in her so hard she gets instantly pregnant with a nice round belly

i was a deviantart fetish degenerate from 12 years old to now

you absolute sex machine user

No it's the fact your marrying someone who fuck many many before you were a thing, I don't want to think of the amount of guys who came in her before the wedding.
WTF

Because we have an entire generation of roasties and fuckboys who have spent their entire young adulthood fucking person after person, all the while ignoring any kind of actual romantic relationships. As they've gotten older and have begun to consider 'settling down', they've realized that they are unable to form genuine wholesome loving relationships with individuals that isn't just emotionless sex. Instead of trying to change their ways, they've decided that they need to change the culture itself and advocate for less wholesome practices in favor or more degenerate unsustainable slutty behavior, such as open relationships, cucking to an extent, and ultimately polygamy. This in turn gets taught to the younger generation and the cycle keeps on repeating.

I've kept my virtue because I want to save it for marriage with a man who's done the same. If you want to be an Arby's menu item go ahead but that shit isn't for me.

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>coitus

I'm amazed you think he'd get that far

he's totally a pledge ring fag, one of the ones who actually takes it seriously and doesn't even trade handies

fucking cracker-ass factory nigger

eventually they do

mostly they're either in shape and work out like lunatics (including plenty of pelvic floor exercises) or they're gone so quickly you don't get to see it

youtube has a lot of horror-story interviews with current and former pornstars, check it out

you're learning quickly, it only took you two years to figure out she's done her research

>user's girlfriend
>beautiful young girl

she was probably his fatass married cousin

it's more like you're freaked out by other people's bodies and you can't stand the idea that someone else touched your girl's vaj before you did, leaving aside the fact that you must know she probably practiced kissing as a preteen with her female friends, she'll have tried cramming all kinds of shit up there during puberty, it bleeds like once a month, it's full of yeast just waiting for a hot day and a bad meal to bloom, it's like an inch from the place she poops from, and oh yeah, she's had like fitty doctors up there by the time she's 21 because that's just good vaj health

but you're freaking out because of ghost cum haunting her pussy, yay you

you know her ass is full of ghost shits too right

lucky for you no real woman is ever going to touch you

You're an even bigger stereotype than he is.

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Thank you, Men too, it's more then a women thing. If she's saving for the love of her life so should I, I'm doing it to.

It's just funny how men push there girlfriends to fuck then, then want a virgin or a low sex count women when it comes to the wedding day.

Yes because no matter how bad I was she still had sex with me and she can't just "haha tiny penis" or "lol too fast" her way out of admitting it.

Need I say More!
Oh FYI I'm married too

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I know that feel.
I've been masturbating to scat since I was 5.

You're a colossal faggot trying to dominate anons on Yea Forums to prove a point to your father, who will never actually respect you.

Sure, and you're not a dog or anything like that. 100% truth from you today.

I'm sure that collection of screencaps you have that you feel prove women are all sluts and your incel life is a punishment from some unseen cabal is entirely coincidental, and you are in fact actually happily married to a real woman who is in no way your mom.

Here's a tip: when people are talking about glory holes at the dive bars you're going to end up spending your life in, try not to rant about how they're disgusting because you never know who's dick is going to come poking through.

>taking reddit seriously
There's more made up stories there than on here because they get goodboy points for telling stupid shit and having people believe them. "Upvote if it made u rage xDD"

I will never forget Mountain Meadows you fucking monster

>Sure, and you're not a dog or anything like that. 100% truth from you today.
>I'm sure that collection of screencaps you have that you feel prove women are all sluts and your incel life is a punishment from some unseen cabal is entirely coincidental, and you are in fact actually happily married to a real woman who is in no way your mom.
>Here's a tip: when people are talking about glory holes at the dive bars you're going to end up spending your life in, try not to rant about how they're disgusting because you never know who's dick is going to come poking through.

This goes for men too, a lot of my friends get caught up in this shit as well in the past.

>I'm sure that collection of screencaps you have that you feel prove women are all sluts and your incel life is a punishment from some unseen cabal is entirely coincidental, and you are in fact actually happily married to a real woman

Yup and It didn't take fucking 90 women to do it like everyone trying to preach and like user said " an entire generation of roasties and fuckboys who have spent their entire young adulthood fucking person after person, all the while ignoring any kind of actual romantic relationships. As they've gotten older and have begun to consider 'settling down', they've realized that they are unable to form genuine wholesome loving relationships with individuals that isn't just emotionless sex "

Didn't say it was real I'm not her to know that but it speaks as parody of today word or even in my college days.