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ITT: Dicklets
Dylan Long
Alexander Fisher
way to misconstrue the character.
he has a perfectly average cock, but his over-inflated ego MAKES his act like a dicklet.
Isaac Murphy
Landon Smith
Did Clark Kent post this?
Connor Morales
>average
>not a dicklet
Kek. Seriously though, that's probably it. Stark too. Doom could go either way; either GigaCock or literal Microdick.
...Why? Cable's a 6'6" genetically perfect giant. He's probably sporting a GigaDong.
Why would he? Superman sports a great cock. It's why Lex hates him. He sees his bulge flying past his building every day, and he hates it.
Evan Smith
>Superman
I said Clark Kent?
Angel Stewart
All those guns, he must be compensating for something
Jeremiah Bell
me
Gabriel Rivera
>he doesn’t know
Are you Luthor by any chance?
Eh, that’s a slippery slope. Then you start saying Nick Fury is a dicklet. Punisher, Deathstroke, Dredd, etc. it’s part of their job. Someone like Stark is a textbook case of overcompensation. Flashy colors, constant need to prove himself by sleeping around, a neurotic demeanor. But Fury’s pure BDE.
How bad, user?
Isaac Cooper
Nah. Lex has a massive dick to go with his massive intellect.
Oswald Cobblepot has a weird little chode, though.
Ryder Roberts
Just go away Lex. You’re not helping your case.
Kayden Hughes
That's not what Lois said.
Camden King
OP
Kevin Robinson
Lex Luthor has a bigger than average penis, STOP spreading lies
Xavier Phillips
Come on, it’s obvious.
Thomas Butler
Confirmed big dick Chad just stopping by to laugh at the dicklets.
Daniel Johnson
Cmon nigger dont compare people that use a bunch of guns with a guy that use a bumch of LIEFIELD guns
Grayson Turner
Why?I'm new on this board.
Jayden Taylor
The only thing Yea Forums universally agrees upon. There’s not a single character that personifies the term “overcompensation” more than him.
Jordan Phillips
>Comparing Stark to Lex
Stark invents new technology that he wants to give out to the world, and the thorns in his side, while often of his own creation/purely imagine, aren't completely autistic.
Lex could make Superman obsolete by making the world a better, happier and more educated place. However, he focuses on killing/defaming Superman until he disappears, then bitches until he reappears.
TL;DR Stark is paranoid but well meaning, Lex is deranged, petty, pretty evil, and focuses his energy on a guy somehow playing the game on God mode and NOT chucking meteors at Earth to the tune of Country Roads.
Ryder Bailey
Intentions aren’t the point. Just that both tick all of the “insecure dicklet” boxes. Besides, Stark could’ve made the world a better place too. But he wants to be rich and shit, because that’s the only way he can feel special. Take away his money and status, then make his tech banal, and he’s nothing.
He’s angry 24/7, hides inside an armor 24/7, has fantasies about chaining Emma Frost to his dungeon, and his biggest enemy is the guy who can enlarge his dick. It makes too much thematic sense.
Benjamin Allen
Kek,thanks for explaining.
Adam Young
Bruce Banner AND the Hulk
Ryan Rodriguez
Professor X holding a superman toy?
Joshua Rodriguez
Thomas Young
Jesus user, I know. No need to rub it in...
>tfw you’ll die alone
Newton and Tesla did okay, r-right?
Juan Bell
Go on Yea Forums, feel.
Matthew Gonzalez
He's also a premature ejaculater.
Andrew Walker
According to Daffy Duck he's also uncircumcised.