Why doesn't spider man date women who can take care of themselves?

Why doesn't spider man date women who can take care of themselves?

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He did, then she dumped him for Jessica.

He hated Mockingbird. She basically spent the whole relationship belittling him and kicking him while he was down. Pete needs a girl who can joke around, but will treat him well and understand him. Non-Slott MJ does it well.

Pete x Daddy Cap is the one true path of righteousness, though.

He's basically married to Deadpool

Because where's the fun in that?

Because Peter is an average joe who just wants a normal woman. He depends on MJ to be the tether to Parker side of his life.

Ew

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Because, if Mockingbird is any indication, super-bitches just can't resist the urges to troll him to assert themselves, and Peter is someone eternally looking for validation from someone he likes.

The problem aren't women that can take care of themselves. It's Peter being a pussy unreliable that can't assert himself to them.

Hero x Hero relationship will always be crackships for obvious reasons.

Better women don't want to take care of his dumb web shooting ass, but a younger would jump on that

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Because then they can't be put in danger for dramatic reasons, and the readers would get bored.

I didn't mind their relationship until she became 100% abusive. Funny how no one ever pointed put she was a complete bitch.

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The alcoholic? Lol

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I always thought that Pete and Shulkie would be cute.

Cute ship,

>The girl with the "ask me about my feminist agenda" was a toxic bitch.
Wow,who would've thought.

I like White Tiger

You could say that's exactly why Slott chose her in first place, they needed a girlfriend no one would actually care when she's kicked.

It should've been them

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Alternatively: why not let MJ get super powers? Like, give her her own venom symbiote, gain spider-powers from spider-man dickings, or MJ gaining powers from one of millions of other sources in the MCU.

Actually, might be a cool possibility of a run where Spider-man and MJ were together in highschool, there was a falling out period, then later they reunited, got back together, and it turns out she's now a SHIELD agent. Or HYDRA for comedy and drama.

Well besides: and ,

It worked for Flash, maybe she will get powers someday

Like Black Cat?

Carol is for Jess and Jess is for Carol.

Yeah. Slott wanted to make her a friendly ribber, but it's clear that he's never been in a relationship before.

Now kiss.

Didn't she use web-shooters and become a hero in Renew Your Vows?

Spiderman doesn't actually like girls, he just pretends to in order to keep aunt may of his back.

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Red Sonja keeps possessing her to try and get the Spider-Dick.

pete should end up with janet van dyne
they make sense

Why isn't there more of these two?

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How the hell would Kamala be able to take care of him

>fujoshit

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>hetshit

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She was brainwashed or something at the time, like that other story with Marrow.

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She is all powerful, endgame type stuff

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What?

Because Marvel thinks it’ll take away from his being an everyman. It’s why any time he’s dating another hero, it never lasts

I mean she doesn't have to get him food and clothes

I was thinking more how a 16 year old would be able to support him through the shit he goes through

Give him smooches

Fair enough.

Daddy kink?

stepdaddy maybe