When Juggernaut ripped Deadpool in half why didn't that make two Deadpools?

When Juggernaut ripped Deadpool in half why didn't that make two Deadpools?

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HAHAHAH

He's like a worm, the larger half of him grows back

probably regenerates from the half that has his brain

>one half has the head, the other doesn't

Yeah, i wonder why.

Probably the reason his shits don't make new deadpools

A better question to ask is whether sagittal bisection would create two Deadpools

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So if I bisect his head in two after decapitation, which one grows back? Does his body try to pick it up

Why didn't Deadpool just pull his bottom half back together like a pair of trousers? Wouldn't that have been way more efficient healing factor wise? Or was the baby legged Deadpool really that fucking necessary as a joke?

If I dropped Deadpool into a giant power blender, which baggy of pool juice would congeal into Wade?

He didn't want the scar. Someone might think he had a cesarean section, like some tramp.

He's already covered in scars, regardless that cesarean joke you just made is already a better joke they could have used instead of baby legs deadpool

if this happened Deadpool would get up and break the forth wall to call you a faggot for trying to break the rules and overthinking a comic book movie. In the middle of his speech, a second Deadpool would scurry off screen in the background.

What if you cut his brain in half take one half and somehow store it in a way that wouldn't allow regeneration and let the other become Deathpool.
Then you feed him the other half.
Would another deathpool grow insider himself?

I was hoping they'd both say "Oh not this shit again", and begrudgingly perform the DBZ Fusion Dance, except one of them screws up and they fuse into Danny DeVitopool instead.

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>why didn't that make two Deadpools?
Wasn't this an actual arc in the comics?

There was a person that made a deadpool out of pieces of deadpool that he left behind.

no webm?

Saving it for the inevitable sequel that features Deadpool vs EvilDeadPool.

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This.
It's like it's 2007 again with people flocking here to make similar Logan threads due to X-Men movies instead of Deadpool.

Everyone who was barely awake in bio asks these questions, but anyone who actually learned anything would know the human body is not perfectly symmetrical, so even if you tried to divide a regenerator any which way there'd always be a portion with more vital organs, or components or tissue than the rest.

You get nothing, OP, good day, sir.

Who says it didn’t? They just kinda left

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