Why is it so subtly racist?

Why is it so subtly racist?

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There isn't enough Boomer porn.

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Okay but what if Kid Vid was a reverse trap?

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>Why is it so subtly racist?
Early attempts at diversity with surgace level understanding of race and culture. Its a 90s thing

I still remember being amazed I got the fucking BK kids club crap in my mail back then.

>Subscribe to it as a kid.
>SEE NOTHING FOR 5 YEARS
>Suddenly out of fucking nowhere, on my 14th birthday
>Get a bunch of coupons and a comic book in the mail from the BK Kids club.

why is his name Jaws?

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It's not, you're just so oversensitive and PC that any actual minority traits or cultural elements strikes you as a stereotype.

If it's not advocating racial supremacy, its not racist. Find something valid to be offended about.

>wheels
Every fucking time

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What's racist about it? I don't get it.

>wow, black people in a show existing near white people
>FUCKING RACIST HOLY SHIT

Calm down Peele

>Show
user....

>reverse traps
where do i sign up

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not for the size of his mouth, but for the power it holds
Only his devotees in the Burger King Kids Klub can keep him satiated, filling his gaping maw with junior whoppers, desperately attempting to appeal to what humanity may lurk inside, fearful of the power he wields.

And well they should, as when there are no more burgers to feed his endless hunger, he shall open his mouth one last time and sing the song that ends the world.

Someone's going to ask about this and I saw it on the front page, so I'll just post the awnser and fuck off.

They do this for prosthetic legs from the "knee" down when they have to amputate the thigh area.
Instead of just removing the whole leg, they reattach the lower half to where the thigh was so that the ankle can be used like a knee.

it should be a show

hmmm

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That's rule 63 and not reverse trap but I'll take it!

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The Burger King's kids club was the first thing that came to my mind when I read Shazam.

As if is racist or not, I don't think so racism as we know it today is hateful towards a group of people, corporations don't hate people they see them as their source of money so they pander to them.

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What happened to Jazz?

Underrated

Overdosed on heroin in a gas station restroom

This is the first thing that came up in google, I convinced she was some deviantart OC whos autistic creator added to the wiki.

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>It will never be the 90s again

in what way is this racist? calling the one kid wheels is kind of belittling but thats not racist. what the fuck is wrong with you comblr?

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Oh god, Darla's kid form just makes her superhero form even hotter. What a pure looking child. Not even a pedo.

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>calls the falseflag bait comblr
>connor not Yea Forumsmblr
Why do newfags bother continuing to live?

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who the fuck is connor you retard

is a mobile poster that got fucked by auto-correct, methinks

fuckin mobileniggers

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because the people whining about diversity and inclusion have always been the real racists

This pic might not be the best example because they're just standing there, but even there it kinda shows due to color use. The 90s were a very optimistic time in which we believed in ourselves, our destiny to prosper to the point of believing in a sci-fi future, and so on. I doubt the zoomer generation can understand this. We weren't being ironic about it. We honestly thought it was going to get better and better.

Then, decline. A collapse of everything. This is a fucking nightmare on so many levels.

Jaws DESERVES Boomer more than me, because he is STRONG and has superior NEGRO genetics! I fap to that thought all the time!

HIS NAME IS WHEELS! AHAHAHAHA!!!!

I loved them in American Dad.

Yeah, fuck me for being on the road I guess.

BLACKS are superior in two related categories of DISEASES and DYING in LARGE NUMBERS.

At least try to troll me subtly user. Blunt force is an idiotic vessel of memery.

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Why is the dog named Jack Daniels?

Because the person who created this believes in paying homage to his inspiration

>We weren't being ironic about it.

excessive irony is part of the problem

This
Fucking this
We're trapped under so many layers of irony these days, nobody knows how to feel anything besides smug superiority and outrage

can't be made fun of if people have absolutely no idea if you're being serious or not

Who the fuck is Lingo? I could've sworn Jaws had a little brother who was just a smaller version of himself.

Snaps > Boomer

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>IQ
Jeezus, and here I was thinking Big Bang Theory was the worst of nerd blackface

As a whole everything also became incredibly shallow. There's no authentic emotion in anything, the people themselves are just devoid of inner content.

>you're our biggest problem
Savage

Lingo dead?

Wheels has the best fashion sense of all the kids

Everyone with the same hair color in this image are now siblings. What changes?

No just deported

The eternal wonder on how Wheels' mom gave birth to J.D.

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How is it racist? You have disabled kid, Tomboy, Blond babe, black kid, ambiguous ethnic kid, nerd, and gamer. Those pretty much covers everything conceivable kid demographic you would want to sell burgers to in the 90s. Sure the black kid joined a gang, the blond girl became pregnant, the tomboy became a lesbian, the nerd became an incel, the gamer became a stoner, the disabled kid can't get an erection, and nobody really knows what the ethnic kid is doing, but it wasn't racist when they were kids, they were just kids, too vulnerable to the suffering of this world.

Twenty bucks says the the Tomboy can be fucked out of her until she's a stepford wife.

>Back to Latin America with high violent crime
He could be dead

I'd take that action. Two weeks, do your worst.

I think J.D. is still alive. R-right?

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Nostalgia bomb incoming. Anyone who bought the TMNT kid's meal and got the VHS saw this. One of the best promos too.

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He lives on a farm upstate now. He's very happy. And no, we can't go visit him, user.

The sequel to Taming of the Shrew that we never got but always deserved.

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More like Moanday Boomer

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Pretty goofy.

She was added super-late in the BK Kids Club's lifespan, around the time they started putting touchscreen computer games in the Play Places and well after the Kid's Club characters stopped being used in commercials.

It will be in 70 years.

>Mummy

WE

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See you there, user.

>it's 1998
>be me, four years old
>been seeing playstation commercials on saturday morning
>pic related shows up
>get excited and tell dad that's what I want
>get this AND crash bandicoot warped for christmas
Man, what a great time.

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Boomer and Wheels make a cute couple but him dressing as an indian is HMMMMMMM problematic

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Reeee reeeeeee my culture is not your playground, oppressors

Kaziklu, did they even have Burger Kings in 90's Croatia? Do they even have them now?

It's because they named the kid in the wheelchair "Wheels" so it makes you think the rest of the names must also be fucked up in a way you just haven't worked out yet.

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They have everything to make it work too.
Kid Vid: leader, narrator, recorded all their fun adventures with his tech. If the show was made today, he’d be a YouTuber.
Snapper: takes a lot of selfies, a bit of a fashionista with a big ego. Loves to take photos of her friends and their adventures. Has dreams of being an investigative reporter, and likes to solve mysteries.
Wheels: not letting his disability get him down, he’s a genuine daredevil, and first to rush into danger. His wheelchair might be filled with gadgets, and can probably fly too.
I.Q: every nerd cliche imaginable. 70% of their adventures involve his science shenanigans, like traveling to space, or back in time.
Boomer: Lynn from Loud House.
Lingo: Good with the ladies, but is an overly dramatic artist.
J.D: Comic relief.
Jaws: he likes to eat. I guess he can be the Jugghead? Sly sense of humor with an appetite to match.

It’ll make for a fun show today, if it had a hint of irony too it.

Never seen Loud House. Does that just mean she likes sports?

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Dat witch. Dat angel.

No. We do have McDonalds, but it sucks shit. Seriously, it's terrible. The fast food niche is covered by domestic, local fast food businesses which are both cheaper and of higher quality. We also got KFC recently but I've never seen anyone go there, at least in my city. It seems we all intentionally patronize local fast food joints.

Regarding Boomer however I have vague memories of having seen her, which could be either from CN or German satellite TV.

I miss it but I don't want it back, what I want back is the sense of fun and lack of politically correct bullshit.

Holy shit, I haven't thought of this commercial once in decades but it was was easily my favorite as a small child.

Political bullshit period.

If political correctness would die the world would sigh with relief and immediately become a better place to live.

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That and superstitious (don’t want to ruin that winning streak!). Expect lessons of teamwork and good sportsmanship to be had.

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old political shit was always there, the key was, and this is important, it wasn't overt 100% of the time, books weren't written soley for political soap boxes, the characters were important first and foremost. You might get a throw away line or see how that particular political thing affected said hero, and if it was written right, you'd see the character deal with it appropriately.

Now it's just
>"x is bad and here's WHY, also if you disagree you're the enemy"
against a backdrop of old characters being destroyed.

They should just give Kid Vid his own show. He's the only memorable one.

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Islam ruined the 90s

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Sorry but Lingo gets the Boomer bowl

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Oh, shit! Lingo issue #1!

Islam was a non-issue in the 90s. It only became what it has because of Saudi money, the CIA and trecherous european politicians that should be executed.

What killed the 90s was an odd mixture of 9/11, and above that a kind of fatigue that started to permanate everything despite no tangible cause. The world suddenly became old and tired, as if some internal dynamo gave out. My theory is that this is purely racial - the combined presence of white people as a majority illuminated the world. With us ever dwindling the forces of darkness ooze into the subconscious and everything starts to decay.

That was the BEST promotions they did! Those Universal Monsters toys were amazing in detail and came with a playset. Perfect to play with your GI JOES!

And the black kid dressing as a mummy isn't ?

That's what I'm saying, 9/11 killed the 90s

>no asian

What a failure of diversity.

Kid vid is Galo Sengen

Real talk, why does it have to be like this. There’s five caucasian kids, couldn’t one of them been Asian? Not even IQ, the one that they inevitably would have done?

well they did add one eventually

i sort of think it was the economy more so. the 90s might have had rising inequality but at least there were a lot of good paying jobs created. the 2000s never really had that even before the housing market collapsed. people felt a lot more insecure all around.

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I would watch this, have it take place over summer vacation (so we don't have to worry about any school plots) and we're good.

Diversity Challenge: which of the cast would be gay?

I’d have it be one of ‘the parents.

As mentioned earlier, there was an Asian girl named Jazz who was a musician. She was added really late into the series.

>artist can only draw side profiles and front views
lol

I'm not so sure about the economy, I think it's just the icing on the cake so to speak. I'm judging from my croatian POV. If anything we're richer now, but everything has become worse. The quality of goods in particular. Free trade (in this case the EU) destroyed all our industry and agriculture. All of it.

In essence we all became poorer because of China's rise.

2001 killed the 90's?

Interesting take on how calendars work. The late 90's were actually quite different from the core 90's anyway. Grunge and Nine Inch Nails and the leather jackets and trenchcoats culture that led to movies like The Matrix and whatnot.

But why did they only realize it later? Jazz looks like she’s not even part of the group, like she was in her own set of commercials.

No, Y2K killed the 90s. The world actually ended and you've been dreaming ever since, Jacob's Ladder style.

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There's more truth to that than you know. Y2K was absolutely a ritual.

That explains a lot; you're kind of crazy.

Think what you will. The basic gist is Y2K was essentially a message, telling us all that time has ended, and with it the world we knew. Enter 19 years of pure insanity and evil, and a complete turn from what the world and its cultures and social normes were.

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Sounds like your brain is autocorrecting what it finds as an undesirable trend, rationalizing change you aren't comfortable with.

>subtly racist
Is this the term for when people look at thing and flip their fucking shit over the most miniscule non-offensethat only they can see?

Slavs aren't white. The again you fucks did actually fuck up the world and it's cultures for most of the 20th century so you might be onto something with the racial stuff.

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I guess? I'm obviously biased by nostalgia but I remember the 90s as cheerful, colorful but also badass and action-packed. It's like the threat of terrorism really hurt the sexy optimism of that decade.

It's people getting retarded with the phrase "the left are the real racists" because they try to apply leftist logic they hate and barely understand in situations that don't make sense.

Filtered but I have to agree, the 90's was bright and color with all that vibrant shit going on and wacky patterns being everywhere. Yeah there was still a lot of gore and violence but we were practically sunshine and rainbows. Then the 00's rolled in with 9/11 killing the momentum and making everybody scared and fearful of each other. "Public Loneliness" is the best way to describe how it was during that time, you weren't as outwardly friendly to random passerby and cold war levels of suspicion and assumption of others came back, though not on the same scale.

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Success breeds jealousy.

The thing about 90s violent movies and so on is that nobody took it seriously and it was just edgy stuff everyone was into, pure fiction and nothing else. Croatia had a war in 1991 - 1995 period and still that whole era was full of happiness and the people were simply more real, better, and full of life.

I'll never understand how can anyone use that kind of rhetoric without at least entertaining the mentioned thought or notion. This is why these younger generations appear so dead and stunted to me, it's like you have an incredible disability that prevents you from thinking or feeling in any way except in the most rudimentary fashion. I can't even imagine how you experience the world.

>no school plots

Are you nuts? We need the school plots for added conflict. Who’s going to win the talent show? Uh oh, someone is in trouble with the principal! Oh no, the school bully! We gotta get ready for the school dance!

We got 65 episodes to fill for a syndication run!

Remember how back then kissing between a boy and a girl was a big thing? Sex even moreso? I miss that. This whole perverse society of today disgusts me on some primal level.

Political correctness was a big thing in the 90s, you just didn't notice it because you were a kid (and so was I). It may not have been as intense as it is now, but it was definitely very prolific.

It died down eventually then, and the political intensity in general happening now will die down as well. These things always come and go in waves. Eventually, mostly everyone is going to calm down. Hell, it even feels like SJWs aren't quite as active as they were a few years ago.

nuts to racism you'd think the cripple named wheelz would the bigger issue here.

why is he thinking oops but not doing anything about it

THANKS

its weird because drawing them from the back must be easier than both

>Political correctness was a big thing in the 90s, you just didn't notice it because you were a kid
Considering every WB show at the time made at least one joke about some asshole trying to censor the show to make it more PC, I´m pretty sure kids notice it at the time.

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black kids are never wrong

I always knew a 7-8 man band could work

So why did Vince call himself Jaws?

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Zoom Zoom!

>I don't think so racism as we know it today is hateful towards a group of people
Wrong. That's how racism as we knew it before 2010. Now racism as we know it is power + prejudice and I have my idiot coworkers telling me you can't be racist against white people because their university professors convinced them that institutional racism is the only kind of racism.
You know, when the bad times hit these kinds of multicultural societies where people are encouraged to see each other as a collection of racial and/or sexual characteristics rather than fellow citizens have a habit of tearing themselves apart in an orgy of violence. I'm not so arrogant as to think the West is somehow immune.

He had to distance himself from his old life after turning state's evidence against Gus.

YOU DARE QUESTION THE ROYAL LINAGE?

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When did they stop using the Kids Club in commercials? 1996?

because Millennials are losers who like to shit in the past to feel good about themselves

That's every generation, retard. I bet you don't even know what age group millenials are in.

Could the BKClub take on The King?

Wouldn't they be his evil minions? Like the Christmas Critters but hip and diverse.

Yeah but they outnumber him so I figured a coup would happen sooner or later to take back the spotlight in commercials.

>synthesizer
>electric guitar
>drums
>saxophone
Alright, I'm with you so far-
>trombone
>marching french horn
>violin
>TUBA

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Violin could work if it was electric

>Implying The King isn't pitting them against each other

Why do you think Kid Vid is in charge?

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Jazz Electric Lights Orchestra would be an interesting idea for a band.

I'm 30, so I don't know how young you think I am, but approaching the world with a dose of skepticism as 2000 and 2012 Doomsday theories come and go, complete with the idea of the world ending in slow motion, it seems to be convenient thought. I'm not an atheist, but I recognize the common ground between me and others part of a religion and can't fault them completely for believing the unsubstantiated, but I recognize the unsubstantiated, even in my own faith. I entertain thoughts or notions, but ultimately I see most as just another religion.

Yeah, Recess had a whole episode about two of the main characters kissing each other and it was built up to be this big thing.

Actually, you're right. Speaking of bullies, what type would they face, one that makes things physicals or one that makes jabs from the dark?

Because you want it to be.

My brother still has his.

I remember being 5 or so and thinking Kid Vid was the coolest guy. Reminded me of Mighty Max that I was hugely into at the time.

maybe it's because the cold war just ended

Forcing "anti" racism just reinforces racism.

How and how are people just hanging out "enforcing" anti-racism? Are kids of the same hanging out enforcing racism?

I'd imply in a roundabout fashion that Wheels has a footlong, and it stays up longer than anyone else's. Or just tell this to the writers and let them cope.

Shut up, polack.

This. Far too many sjws thinking for others, which make up 99% of white Americans. I don't know where they when after Dumblr died, but I feel like they migrated here.

I guess to many, people feel diversity is forced, or they really push it in marketing.
The cast of BK Kids Club remind me of Recess. In that show, both the toughest and smartest characters were girls and they didn't make it a big deal or anything.
I think the problem now is the lack of subtlety. But it seems even when that occurs people are more adverse to representation than ever.

Honestly i run into more Antisjws stirring up shit over the dumbest, stretched out excuses and fallicies than a sjw lately, even preemptively arguing before they say anything. Its been werid as hell.

All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well. All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well. ALL SHALL BE WELL AND ALL SHALL BE WELL AND ALL MANNER OF THING SHALL BE WELL SHALL BE WELL. ALL SHALL BE WELL. ALL SHALL BE WELL. SHALL BE WELL. SHALL BE WELL. SHALL BE WELL. SHALL BE WELL. NOT POSTPONED. NOT IN THE END. NOT FOR LONG.

This. Anti-pearl clutching humor came out of acknowledging lines being crossed, thus admitting transgression and making it part of the humor. It's different than anti-SJW humor which is almost schizophrenic in nature like "Here's an American flag! You offended? Too bad!" You'd think this type of character would be a caricature, but it's an actual anti-left sentiment echoed across social media.

Know the 90’s kid by the sign of the cup.

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Do we need to masturbate to children ?

Culturally, its generally seen that Smells Like Teen Spirit culturally began the 90’s while Columbine culturally killed the 80’s.

The birth of the 00’s is generally seen around 2000 when Google exploded in relevance and bought, then expanded Youtube. The death of the 90’s is attributed to 9/11, the start of the War On Terror a few months later, or the invasion of Iraq in 2003.

/toy/ here, this is a good thread subject.

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user don't phone and drive!

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The Chad Scorpion Tank vs the Virgin Grub Mobile

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The grub crawled and the eyes lit up. The scorpion just squirted water.

The coolest kid got the worst toys. Nerd got the best.
Its a clever distribution of gimmick and style to keep the toys all desired.

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Posting this because it was an amazing figure.

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Weren't these banned because retards let their toddlers put half the pokeball on their mouth and they ended up suffocating?

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Yeah. But just the Pokeballs, not the toys, it was at the end of the promotion anyway, and it was a voluntary recall rather than a mandated one.

My local one just required parents to verbally say they were cool with the kid getting the toy despite the hazard.

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that face

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>>TUBA

that was the funniest part to me

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>Remember how back then kissing between a boy and a girl was a big thing

Are you saying it's not anymore ??

Poor Snaps

That's weird, thanks for the random trivia though

BECAUSE BLAX AND GRINGOS AREN'T PEOPLE I HOPE THEY CHANGE THE LAW SO DRUMPF CAN BE PRESIDENT FOREVER

Fuck off, negro lover

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>that one kid on the lower right proving your point wrong

>after his longtime success as mascot for world reknown fast food chain Burger King, Kid Vid, aged 32, tried to launch a gaming YouTube channel but it failed due to too much 90s pandering

You’re right, he should have been dressing up as a ghost.

>tfw got to live in the 90s but didn't really experience the 90s kid life as I didn't have an allowance or was allowed out on my own and didn't have a lot of money in my family and parents born in the 50s so they didn't understand the novelty toys or video games as much as younger parents did
consider yourself lucky, I got to experience most of that vicariously

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maybe they're playing Lizard by King Crimson

Quick
What's his Pokemon team?

Yo, I got the Snaps one, it was a rainy day too (can't remember what day it was though). It MIGHT still be in storage.

Yep, here's the commercial they released; youtube.com/watch?v=31O33zX3DBg. That said, I had the Snorlax one, which is great because it's one of my favorite gen 1 pokemon.

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Life isn't a tragedy--

I remember seeing a kid cry because he forgot to take his stuff out and tried stepping on them to put them back on.

>Mouse Snaps

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Man I wanted this toys so bad when I was a kid, I only got the black dude twice.

He has the face of a Will Victon character, appropriate for the decade but kind of ugly.

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I swear one of the females has to have come close to a bathing suit.

Don't take the bait. Obvious troll OP just wants to declare undecided racism and wait for us to fight over what exactly is racist (or against who).
The characters are obvious seven-token band but who cares, I like them.

youtube.com/watch?v=PRc05yVgKJE

>The 90s were a very optimistic time in which we believed in ourselves, our destiny to prosper to the point of believing in a sci-fi future, and so on. I doubt the zoomer generation can understand this.

This. 9/11 ended this era.

Post-9/11 was a time to fight radical islam nutbars, sure, but Bush43's method of doing this meant joining with radical jewish and christian nutbars, then fighting anything muslim.
Obama election marked a deliberate break from this, but Rs sold the idea that the break = cowardly appeasement, so now all this overreach and hatred bullshit is back.

Not only was political correctness a big thing in the 90s, some people called the Burger King Kids' Club part of it at the time, just for showing these characters together.
(Just as, incidentally, some people in the 1930s called the Little Rascals politically correct for doing the same thing. Gee, when simply showing an integrated group of friends together is offensive, what's that?)

Excessive SJW PC is excessive, but being legit tired of obvious asshole white-power types isn't PC, it's common sense.

It's mostly tied into tokenism complaints and the integrated group coming off as just checking items off of a list rather then something more sincere or whatever.

>Lynn Loud wishes she could be the cute tomboy Boomer was.

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She is unironically a 30 year old Boomer by now.

>Subtly
They've replaced the Asian character with a black guy. it's pretty blatant.

wait shit i was thinking of oddjob

They've been eating nothing but burger king for decades, they're ALL dead

a lot of the complaints and controversy on the internet about too much entertainment being geared towards blacks echoes things said during the 90s.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nineties_(miniseries)

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The dog would be long dead.

not if it were magic in some way

>coming off as just checking items off of a list rather then something more sincere or whatever.
In the case of the BK kids, they're just characters used to sell fast food. If you look at a group like Arnold and his friends from Hey Arnold, they check off some of that same list, but are great characters because they needed to be for the show to work.

>snaps has stubble

>Political correctness was a big thing in the 90s
But the point is its worse now, I was just watching TV and some dude has some playboy bunny girl mannequins on his yard and a dyed haired cunt walked up with cameras recording and cut them up and put them in the dudes driveway.

Oh, and when the news people were talking to her all she said was "i dont like it"

youtube.com/watch?v=0rI_bVHR-7k

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wonder if they work, I put some LOTR stickers I found from 2002 and put them on my laptop and the adhesive still holds

youtube.com/watch?v=tHk40IuilFI

Real talk, who is best girl: Boomer or Snaps?

I really wish more of these comics and promos survived, but unfortunately shitty fast food print adds don't get saved very often

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youtube.com/watch?v=w870jbnY-8U

what is the yellow one?

Did one of you fucks sneak loss into the triangle before the logo forms?

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You mean a tomboy?

>Okay but what if Kid Vid was a reverse trap?

well he is kind of pretty for a boy

Snaps. She can write in cursive and seems generally bright.

Windup mech.

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>These characters have been up in my local Burger King ever since I was a kid
>They took them down 3 years ago and put the signs behind the playset.
I don't know why but it hurts

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youtube.com/watch?v=8pL5YDE4Ki8

Why do you like to go on thw=e Internet and tell lies, user? Did Daddy stick it in your pooper too many times?

youtube.com/watch?v=Qs16K6qfWDA

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>Wheels is dead
>The dog is still there
Fuck you too user!

Holy shit the madness of this promotion. I remember they sold out of the toys so they gave out full card sheets instead. Total rip-off. Also the gold cards inside the plastic balls were coveted.
I had that entire set.

Boomer. Cute tomboys are best

Classic bully. Mean, big, steals your lunch money, throws you in the dumpster, makes your day a living hell. Featuring everyone’s favorite lesson: “don’t fight back or you’ll be as bad as him!”
I guess there can also be a cyber-bullying episode too, depending on the time period we’re going with.

>“don’t fight back or you’ll be as bad as him!”
Maybe not physically (mostly because they probably can't) but them getting back at the bully in other ways is welcomed.

So Snapper is Daphne in Scooby Doo Zombie Island

They can spend the whole episode with each character getting back at the bully in their own unique way (humiliating him, I.Q. getting him abducted by aliens or whatever), and in the end the kids get in trouble, and learn they should’ve just gone to a teacher about the bullying first.
Plus this exchange can happen:

>Boomer: I say on his way home after school, we junp him!
> (Ringtone)
> Wheels: What is it, Vid Kid?
> VK: (checks device) It’s the network. Saying we have to set an example and deal with the bully in a non-violent manner.
> Kids: (disappointed grumbling)

I'm surprised robot chicken hasn't done this low hanging fruit yet

It's probably worse in some cases, but bear in mind that in others, it's because the internet brings it to the forefront so much more than in the 90s.

Similar things were probably happening in the 90s too, but it wasn't perpetuated as much.

So what was the last good era with soul here?

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Whichever one had UFO: Enemy Unknown

Lmao Obama killed more muslims than Bush, you just feel that way because media messaging was on his side and now they are on attack mode.

Sage

youtube.com/watch?v=OmwmVUGYlBo

Wander, RS, and early GF and AT had soul.

youtube.com/watch?v=NL6zhbb0Lr4

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Are you Kidding? school plots are just crawling with boring tired cliches that I can’t stomach. Like blonde prep popular valley girls, jerk ass jocks, the black guy that everyone looks up to cause he’s a cool guy and a gangster. Evil ruthless staff members and many more. Why can’t we just have something like fantastic unexplainable stories and ongoing adventures, this isn’t Disney channel you know?

HOLY SHIT THAT DOG CAN PLAY THE DRUMS

I dunno, dealing with cliche kid problems seems something the BK Kids would just naturally do.
I mean if we use our imagination you can come up with fun ways to put a spin on these tired plots.

Boomer wants the L

>Spats

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I just wonder if this was trying to children to not make love early or else you’ll lose your virginity at a very young age. I know at one point we all went through it and just ignored it but until we got older we found out what that feeling was and there’s no going back sometimes. I can’t stand this modern fascination with lesbian/gay romance or fandoms shipping characters to the max. (Although they been doing this throughout time) I just can’t fuckin stand it, it just makes me want to hang myself, burn myself and wipe my entire existence from reality.

When were they retired?

Kids were kissing each other in Peanuts. Comic book toddlers were crushing on Richie Rich.

Why did this happen to you? Little kids having crushes is Leave it to Beaver tier.

I feel like I should finally get around to animating that pic of Boomer and Kid Vid I did years ago

>Wheels
>No Leg Man

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most sources say 2005 with the decline starting around 1999

Whats more fucked up is that I.Q. has never once tried to cure Wheels of being a cripple

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Wheels can walk, he chooses not to.

I was mostly refering to it when it was "serious", meaning teenagers. Childhood kissing and sex play falls into an entirely different category, if for nothing else then because the equiptment isn't quite ready and for kids it really is just another kind of playing. Shit occurs only if adults are involved.

As for the gay stuff yeah, it's really, really tedious. And shipping just is, you can't stop it. The point is not to take it seriously. I may find this a non-issue because I don't take shipping seriously, I merely wish to see beauty with beauty.

My issue is with casual sex in reality. Meaningless sex. Sex that is between two people who are merely using each other. I have no problem with fictional 2D sex or erotic fantasy.

That's fine and good. See above. I was refereing to the time when both parties involved are already at the cusp of adulthood or psychosexual awakening, when they know that this love thing is serious.

Also we need more Boomer art. Hell, Snaps too.

Such beautiful trips wasted on a roastie.

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>Hell, Snaps too.

more smug snaps

Fuck you too.

Give her the D KV.

This is one of those cases when I really regret not being able to draw. I'm imagining Boomer masturbating with her fingers though. Anally and vaginally.

Rip wheels
If only burger king had handicap accessible emergency exits

>mcdonalds gets delivery
>order a burger and a sundae once
>never order anything again
>some faggot riding a bycivle rings my door two years later
>we regret to inform you that we no longer offer delivery as compensation here are ten cupons for a free big size meal
I got so much free food out of mcdonalds as a teenager I could eat there for ten years and they wouldn't break even

what kind of animation?

youtube.com/watch?v=63_VirH5be4

various races teaming up, which was foreign to the 90's
a.k.a. diversity

I gotta get around to drawing Boomer in a bathing suit. the closest she got to one AFAIK was diving gear while she was in a mountain of suds with her bathing suit hidden behind all of the suds on a doorhanger

I identify more with early gen Y (late 80's), but i'm from 1991.

We will go South before we go North, but we will go North.

Millenials are born from 1982-96.

tomboy is a personality trait, not an appearance

Why Wheels and Boomer look happy about their friend trapped?

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And nothing's changed to the present day.

>the type of nigger who just actively waits to show off their "woke" opinions

No, it'll just be 2089 then.

It makes sense in that why there is a double standard about certain things that comes from the context of whites being in power and seen as favorable and blacks coming from slavery and being seen as inferior. In that context, the word "racism" takes on a new meaning beyond racial prejudice.

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>Wheels just sitting there not able to do shit

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it looks like snaps is taking a photo of boomer as she goes down the slide

youtube.com/watch?v=PRc05yVgKJE

youtube.com/watch?v=1BHjjGqT6Q4

So Lingo was a new character at one point?

Neat.

What's the actual story behind these kids? Are they all friends? Some are related? Dating?

a fighting game with all of them comes out, who do you main?
kid vid with wheels in my pocket

The same.

>My HMO guy didn't know how to handle this