Is Geoffrey St. John the biggest chad in the Sonic Universe?
Is Geoffrey St. John the biggest chad in the Sonic Universe?
Alexander Lopez
Connor Martinez
is he french?
Joshua Walker
The universe isn't named after him, so no.
That would be Sonic.
Blake Gonzalez
Australian
So yes, massive chad material, but a depressed one
Oliver Ward
As a kid I used to have the Archie Sonic comics delivered to my house, starting with the very first one. I looked forward to getting them. I remember I fucking hated St. John with a passion, since obviously I related with the main character, Sonic.
I think that was my first experience with cuckoldry. To this day I want to smash his smug Aussie skunk face. Or whatever the fuck that accent was, been a long time since 1995ish? Maybe?
Andrew Adams
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure Sonic did punch him in the face during some sort of The Fugitive Parody. Maybe after he got Roboticized on purpose like a retard and nearly killed Bunny. Weird to look back on it now. Damn that was a good issue.
Jackson Myers
I'd say the biggest loser since his design is shit, clashes with the Sonic style like that one bara wolf from the arc about Sally being dead (actually in a coma) and he is owned by Ken penders.
Cameron Hall
Uh, I believe you mean Ken Penders's Lara-Su™ Universe.
Jack Price
>Maybe after he got Roboticized on purpose like a retard and nearly killed Bunny.
You might want to brush up on your Archie-Sonic history.
Dominic Long
No, that'd be Dulcy.
Samuel Phillips
Did Sonic take Sally's virginity?
No?
I rest my case.
Caleb Johnson
Reboot Dulcy or bust.
She's hotter & Cuter.
Juan King
No, I'm pretty sure that did happen. And Knuckles had to get roboticized to stop him. Not gonna look it up but I'd be shocked if that was entirely wrong, but maybe you've got me on some technicality...Wait, yeah you do, because I'm pretty sure he planned on getting Roboticized on purpose, but ultimately Knack knocked him out and gave him to Robotnik.
Jonathan Price
Was kissing St. John at the end of that miniseries her first kiss I honestly do not remember if it was.
Chase Thompson
No, she kissed Sonic first, and admitting after missing st John she loved both of them now
Fucking whore.
Brayden Jackson
All I remember at this point is that him getting possessed was pretty fucking cool. Shame it went nowhere. Thanks Ken.
Ryan Gonzalez
Nobody took Sally's virginity.
She was born without it.
Angel Cruz
>Australian
He's not from Downunda.
Austin Price
The official word from King Acorn, and looking into it will get you killed.
Alexander Allen
Looking back, these comics kind of sucked.
And not just Ken's issues.
John Ross
He had it coming.
Seriously, I don't know what kind of person could empathize with Geoffrey at that point, no matter how badly it was proven the Acorn family wasnt fit to rule by then.
Brayden Perry
If I remember right, wasn't it for all his smugness, Sonic ended up being better than him in every way?
Nathan Moore
They were cool by some kid standards. It doesn't surprise me they don't hold up at all, even remotely.
Nicholas Harris
>Did Sonic take Sally's virginity?
Sally and virginity don’t mix
Adrian Barnes
I specifically meant the modern ones Yea Forums keeps trying to pass off as good comics.
Chase Robinson
The new stuff just feels flimsy and halfassed.
Carter Walker
According to Penders, yes.
Isaac Ortiz
The answer to that question is Nack.
Hunter Taylor
That was a great issue mechasonic vs mechaknuckels looked so cool
Andrew Cooper
I'm sorry fucking what.
Charles Sullivan
>Child fucker AND Hedgehog cucker
holy fuck
Blake Gomez
I enjoyed Geoffrey when he was an antagonist working for Naugus.
Tyler Foster
The man is crazy enough, you don't have to post fake tweets.
Cameron White
Ryan Bell
Nope. Confirmed.
twitter.com
Christopher Cox
>lost his wife (who was even going to turn out to not have died, if they were allowed to bring her back)
>gets taken over by a shitty wizard
>almost always in the wrong
>hits on a girl who at best was into Sonic, at worst could've gotten with antoine before considering him
>was made by ken penders
>chad
Nathan Butler
Jesus Christ.
Jonathan Stewart
Has penders shown any tidbits at all of progress with this since he released these pages? I’m starting to become convinced of the theory this is some money laundering scheme.
Michael Perez
Don't worry, the plot thickens a bit more.
twitter.com
Liam Cook
Wow. So his plan was for the comic to actually have a kid fucker.
Henry Gomez
He's always quick with a fucked up defense for this sort of shit that only makes him look worse.
Joshua Hernandez
The more I see Penders the more I am convinced he is just an alternate version of Chrischan that happened to get ahold of a professional job.
Justin Ross
Didn't Sonic had kids with Sally?
Jordan Fisher
not canon
Evan Richardson
In some of the future stories.
Parker Young
>The start of this chain of tweets is kids on twitter talking about the "unfair Ian Flynn hate" because they're starting to realize he isn't a very good writer and some of the stupider ones are going full contrarian and starting to push Penders just to annoy his fanboys.
Holy shit, Sonic Twitter must be some shit.
Zachary Wilson
Only sonic fans could keep a twitter thread going for so long
Ayden Wilson
This is troubling for so many reasons.
Adrian Nelson
did Knuckles get a job at UPS?
Dominic Murphy
Why is Ken like JK Rowling? He doesn't have a massively successful franchise, why bother trying to retcon things nobody asked to be retconned?
Eli Perez
Yeah, he uploaded new (awful) pencils in the last month. Dude's just slow because it's a stupid pet project that's never going anywhere.
That's not Knuckles, that's his buddy Remington. Yes, I know it looks like Knuckles in a hat, shut up.
Matthew Parker
Reminder that only prereboot Archie Sonic is a cuck.
Is it any coincidence he's the worst version of Sonic?
Robert Wright
GEOFFREY!!!
Dominic Rodriguez
the absolute madman
Jaxson Ortiz
Underground Sonic is far worse.
Carson Flores
GEOFFREY!!!
Julian White
>Sally lost her virginity to own ken penders self insert
Daniel Mitchell
it was legit my dude, they guy fighting you is a dumb. you're right, he was going to get caught by robotnik, everybody told him to fuck off with that ridiculous idea and he went to the "gym" to blow off steam. then knack knocked him out. you know the rest.
Connor Adams
He literally was cucked out of his own body.
Eli Torres
How did his art suddenly get so terrible? Is it just because he's trying some weird pseudo-realistic look now that enters uncanny valley, as opposed to the more cartoonish Sonic?
Luis Mitchell
He's absolutely right but it's funnier to make fun of him.
Jayden Powell
KEN. STOP.
Adrian Foster
>suddenly