SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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Man, I can't wait for May 2010
I'm still disappointed NPH will never play a live action Music Meister.
I'm also still mad about the live action Music Meister we did get.
I remember a Johnny Depp one.
>tfw all those years of speculation about Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin
>tfw we never got it and Hoffman is fucking dead so we never will
>FREEDMAN
this always gets a chuckle out of me
Man I wish. That would have been great.
I would have went with Paul Giamatti myself
We doin' this?
I remember a David Tennant one.
>just a fucking T-Rex colored green
always kills me
God, this was so prevalent. The year after the Dark Knight came out was a hell of a time.
I miss the good olf days of speculation. Now they're announcing people years before they ever start filming.
>Still remember that for some reason, people wanted Riddler as Bruce's final villain
the only true mainstream Batman's villians are him, Penguin and Joker
He's the best one behind Joker and Two-Face, plus the Nolan movies were veeery much grounded in reality. He made more sense than Bane.
Welcome to Obama's Republic of Hitlerstan.
Riddler would’ve made no sense to follow up Joker in that series.
Eddie murphy version was posted a lot
>grounded in reality
Poison Ivy would be a good Nolan villain. Thousands of Poison Ivy's already exist IRL, just without the plant powers, or courage to act on their homicidal beliefs.
Truly a simpler time
Bane is just a dude on really good roids though. Pretty realistic.
For the first time ever we actually got a better costume in the movie.
Why did I immediately recognize Ben Affleck Daredevil?
Also, in a roundabout way, they totally called Ultron being an Iron Man recolor.
lol imagine ultron and ant-man getting movies? fuck outta here
"For some reason" my ass, Riddler is great.
And by that point we had never gotten a good live-action Riddler besides Frank Gorshin. Riddler's relatively grounded, tech-based mysteries that require Batman to emphasize his detective skills is something that makes sense for movies that were supposedly "realistic".
Granted it's likely they would have fucked him up anyhow by either making him a boneless Joker or making him a stooge for the League of Shadows, or something shitty like that.
There are ways to sell The Riddler as a believable threat and if most writers don't seem to get them then I doubt Nolan and Goyer would.
Who genuinely thought this was a good idea?
Bravo Nolan I love you
>Believed every Spider-Man 4 poster and thought the movie had like 7 villains
I wasn't even that young, I was just an idiot
well, after spider-man 3 has venom, sandman, and green goblin, it kinda made sense
Why does everyone want this fucking guy taking over every franchise?
The Dark Knight Rises has some spectacularly high highs, but it also has unfathomably low lows. It's such a weird roller coaster of a movie.
If you do what I did (skip every scene that doesn't feature Bane or Catwoman) it's actually a really good movie. and much shorter
GOTHAM RISE UP
>green goblin
*New Goblin
The thing that pisses me off most about it is that Penguin fits Nolan's mobster obsessed gangland version of Batman way more than any of the other rogues. Did he think that Burton's mutant version was the only take?
Technically that is what we got.
Baneposting memes ruined it for me. I can't enjoy it unironically now.
If you think about it, Rises is such a strange movie to follow The Dark Knight up with.
The entire ending of The Dark Knight seems like it's a setup to plunge us into Gotham in all its comic book glory. All the mobsters and "regular" criminals are either rounded up or dead. The Joker is still alive and there's the tease that he and Batman will be fighting until the end of time. Scarecrow is still out there.
Batman is going to be hunted by the police even as he battles the new criminals that will surely fill the vacuum left by the mobsters, criminals that will probably follow the "escalation" that Gordon talks about in Batman Begins. The stage is set for the mass appearance of costumed criminals, and for Bruce to realize that his crusade won't be ending quickly--that he's got to be in this for the long haul.
Instead we get a weird timeskip where absolutely none of this happens, and we go through a strange story that's a mishmash of Knightfall, No Man's Land, and The Dark Knight Returns. It really doesn't work at all as the ending of Nolan's trilogy, in large part because none of what happens in Rises feels like the logical conclusion of what Nolan was setting up.
People just loved the Justice League cartoon.
They just never learned that John Stewart is the most boring Green Lantern
Most Batman villains are semi-realistic and could easily be adapted to the Nolanverse. Except like, killer Croc and Clayface. You could do them but you'd have to change them a lot.
>imagine the scene where Gordon doesn't realize Nightwing's true identity
The absolute state of capeshit
Nolan wanted the Joker for his final movie but, well...
The Basil Karlo Clayface wasn't a shape-shifting monster originally.
An interpretation of Clayface where he's an espionage/mastermind type of villain (since he can change his appearance) would be kind of cool.
Also, remember that the very first movie has a microwave emitter that should, if it works accurately, kill everyone within a half-mile radius of it. Nolan's movies are not realistic at all, they just look and feel "realistic."
Where were you when a Batman spin off was more hype than a sequel?
I don't anyone thinks Nolan Batman movies are "realistic" in a "this could happen in real life" sense. They're realistic in comparison to preceding superhero movies. Just like no one thinks Batman comics are actually "realistic", they just feel that way after reading, say, a Green Lantern comic
>Penguin fits Nolan's mobster obsessed gangland version of Batman way more than any of the other rogues.
Well there is Black Mask. Really, I wish he was Gotham's resident Kingpin wannabe instead of them constantly forcing Oswald to be on that role.
>Did he think that Burton's mutant version was the only take?
If I recall Nolan seemed to think that the Penguin was too silly to be believable.
Which makes even less sense considering that Clayface was rumored to show up at some point and he's about as unrealistic as Batman villains get.
CIA spinoff when?
Soon my brother. And the team up movie will make Endgame look like nothing.
Because there aren't many good black actors.
That's okay, there aren't many good black characters so it evens out.
HERE WE GO
I figure that his Clayface will play more likely as Spider-Man's Chameleon. That or be lazy and just have him be an identity thief.
We need a good, strong New York liberal like Donald Trump to run...
That is if we survive the upcoming apocalypse and Marvel's hilarious attempts to start their own cinematic universe. Iron Man 2? Incredible Hulk? Bwahahahaha
Also, man have you seen the latest Trollface meme on ICanHasCheezburger? I ROLFMAO'd so hard I almost did a Chuck Norris.
>ywn experience fake movie posters and get hyped for Spider-Man 4 ever agian
>the bottom of the skull forms a bat
KINO
Gotham’s Riddler is pretty good
I always thought the Robin reveal was retarded, if they had him only referred to as Richard and then at the end he reveals his last name is Grayson it would of worked
>tfw Phil LaMarr probably won’t ever play live action John Stewart
Technically Killer Croc is canon in Nolanverse
If he did Penguin after Joker people would just think he's copying Burton
I wanted to see him play doc ock
>the society
Oh shit, Joker's coming back????
Funnily enough there is one real Spider-Man 4 poster.
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hey guys these were leaked by raimi
>not posting the ultimate kino
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I'd honestly like to hear how some anons would make Spider-Man 4.
what
I remember being hyped for the Venom movie in 2007 from reading wikipedia articles
I remember coming across the article on Boyhood like six years before it came out and thinking it was a cool concept even if even at the time (think I was 15) I still knew it was highly impractical and probably just a gimmick more than anything else.
Never saw it but I heard it sucked
DCAU is the reason John Stewart is the main Green Lantern in the eyes of normies and I don't mind that because that's the best version of that character.
Horror movie but with lizard, no mary jane romance, just black cat showing up and teasing peter, but it's mostly a cameo setup for a sequel focused on felicia and spidey teaming up, spidey gets a suit with bigger eyes and no raised webbing, he also quips more, lizard has the labcoat and the long snout
>A year after Harry's death and it still hurts Peter
>He's going to marry MJ soon, and Oscorp is going through bankruptcy due to the loss of both Norman and Harry and expenses paid to repair New York after not only the Goblin's attacks, but also the effects of the Sandman, Venom, and Doctor Octopus
>Doctor Connors has lost his arm recently in an accident, and has been studying both the small symbiote sample left behind and Lizard DNA to figure out how to possibly repair it.
>The experiment goes awry and he becomes the Lizard, forcing Peter to have to reluctantly fight him.
>Meanwhile, a new villain terrorizes New York and has organized almost all big crime branches into one unit: The Hobgoblin. His mere existence is made to be utterly detestable and fucks with Peter and the loss of both a father figure and his own best friend, unlike the rest of the villains who all had at least one redeeming quality or motive.
>Peter goes to check Norman Osborn's grave out of suspicion. It's been emptied. This only fucks with him even more.
>Parker manages to capture the Hobgoblin in the second act of the movie and unmasks him to reveal he is in fact someone like Flash or Jameson, but it just turns out to be a body double
>In the final act, Hobgoblin kills Lizard, getting Parker so pissed that he just goes fully silent and kicks the Hobgoblin's shit in.
>Peter, in the end, realizes that trying to be a hero will only put MJ in trouble, so he decides not to go through with the wedding to not put her in danger after witnessing what happened to Otto, Harry, and Dr. Connors.
I'd love to see the alternate timeline version of the TDKR where Heath Ledger didn't die.
Origins kinda feels like a fake movie poster.
Who was the girl even supposed to be? Moira? That movie is a blank to me
Yeah, pretty fucking dumb. Out of all the Robin's, none of their names have actually been Robin.
No until DC finally adds our fucking ginger!
I'm guessing that was wolverine's gf?
That's the only woman I remember
To the person started this thread I Love You
tldr
>"The only reason Heath won was because he garnered public sympathy for coming CLOSE to dying. If he'd actually died, he wouldn't have even been CONSIDERED for a nomination!!1!"
-900,000 IMDb Trolls
Imagine
I stand by they should've got Terry Crews. At least he would have had fun
>getting a non black guy to play an essentially black, basically blaxpoitation, black guy
This will probably offend someone but the Rock barely seems black to me. Definitely not black enough to play such a quintessentially black character.
>The Rock as Luke
>Shield logo
>crashing helicarrier
>whatever the fuck those power gauntlets are.
No. No to all of it.
Rock is categorically NOT black. he's fucking Samoan
well never have man of steel 2
>guardians
>ever getting a film
Normies have no idea who they are and will get pissed at Groot for being too silly it wont work.
>tfw I actually loved Man of Steel
I hated everything that followed it, but I actually loved that movie. All the complaints I see about it are >not muh, but I've never cared about >not muh.
>implying
>Shield logo
>crashing helicarrier
>whatever the fuck those power gauntlets are.
I think that's when he was in charge of the thunderbolts days
Yes this. 1,000 times should have went with this
Because nobody likes Hal Jordan.
It could totally work. Y'know what won't work?
Thanos.
Normalfags would get so fucking LIVID seeing half the cast die off.
I like Hal Jordan
Wikipedia says his dad is black.
well whatdaya know. he's canadian too
The Rock is a melting pot of a man.
>all those other “Origins” movie posters that were made after this
It’s no wonder the superhero bubble got as big as it did, we were fucking begging for it
X men first class is basically x men origins magneto, i think it was originally called that in the initial pitch
Superheroes were always perfect fodder for action movies (the most profitable genre). It just took a while for CGI to advance for them to become widespread. Add in that they already have hundreds of stories you can mine and adapt from the comics and you have a recipe for longevity. Superheroes aren't a bubble an they aren't going anywhere. The people have the facts and they're voting yes, yes, yes.
OH FUCK
I've been waiting my whole life for this. Also a Halo movie. Only two things I'll die regret not seeing
Heath's death likely killed a lot of plans for the third installment.
>the bank manager
Yeah I'd watch it. Shit I'd even watch a movie about those jokers planning the robbery while keeping The Joker as a mythical figure not realizing he was among them as a mute.
Supervegetable
I believe that's a V-rex from King Kong
he's a true american. a veritable Plymouth Rock
Oh boy, I love Meryl Strepp
lol that reveal was so bad and random
lol that movie was so bad and random
user, black space marine with green lantern powers is a might more interesting then devil may care whtie airforce pilot.
Hal is boring
Kyle is for more marketable to the demo and Guy Gardner is a riot and a half and John is the straight lace guy who is well known and gets shit done.
What does Hal have going for him?
I'm serious.
Glad they're using someone lean and muscular for Barry.
>People really thought Nolan's Batman would be part of the universe
>People really thought the Arrowverse would be part of the movieverse
Those were hilarious times.
Not my Aquaman.
Weren't they really close to actually greenlighting Beyond some years ago? I remember hearing Dini had a script ready but the studio ultimately decided to make Batman Begins instead.
That looks so much better than what we got, looks like an actual fun cosmic adventure
based, I've often thought the same. It's weird, Rises is more of a sequel to batman begins than to the Dark knight. I imagine you could just watch batman begins and jump straight to Rises and it would be more coherent.
Rises was a big letdown compared to what was setup at the end of TDK
I like him. He is great asshole character.
Nolan should have totally used The diddler instead of bane
Boy oh boy, what could have been.
Instead we got a good contender for the worst block buster of all times.
>What does Hal have going for him?
He is an asshole and thinks with his dick. Just lĂke most of anons.
Based, I hope this gets posted for as long as Yea Forums exists
Leaked picture of Harley Quinn in the Dark Knight sequel. I assume she's just gonna be some Joker fangirl fodder at the beginning of the movie.
>Bank Manager has little to no memes
Baneposting and Bankposting should've been equally loved.
>Literally Justice lord Jonn Jonn
I've been here too long
Just the best Green Lantern, passing by.
>grounded in reality
yeah remember that time Batman reconstructed a bullet to get a partial fingerprint from a single finger from it and was able to get a positive match to a unique individual from that fingerprint and the Joker knew that Batman would do this and so planted a fake lead by getting some other guy with fingerprints in the GCPD database to load the bullet into the magazine for him?
truly a cineaste's wet dream
yep
gay
They decided to make Batman vs Superman (the one eventually cancelled on the eve of filming in 2007) instead; this was before Nolan and Goyer were hired for their then-untitled project in 2003, and around the same time WB decided to make a Catwoman solo.
Catwoman's failure, Batman Begins' mild profit and Superman Returns' losses (it had a lot of prior projects and legal bills to pay off) convinced WB to do a second Nolan project in place of the original Batman vs Superman.
>Alvin, Megan, Theodore
>maybe more
why venom still alive
is this bad on purpose
This gets more and more difficult to find as the real movie edges closer and closer
To finally killing the entire franchise
>I'm also still mad about the live action Music Meister we did get.
link?
>spidey gets a suit with bigger eyes and no raised webbing,
Good thing you weren't in charge.
Unironically I would have watched this
Because they like to rub one out to how progressive they are but this is the only black actor they know
There was an 2008 animated anthology film that is sort of canon.
One on hand I honestly want this on the other I don't want Hollywood anywhere near C&H
The power is mine! Bitches.
Rumors say they considering Don Cheadle as the lead.
>people still want this
lol half these posters use Affleck's Daredevil as a canvas, guess it makes sense with how simple the costume was
I don't know if it's technically a rumour or something confirmed, but supposedly if it were for WB Nolan-bats would've been part of a JL project, except both Nolan and Bale refused to do it. Makes me wonder if TDKR was rushed out also to avoid studio meddling of that kind, to end the series so it could be left alone
The raimi suit doesn't look spiderman-like at all
At all? How absurdly extreme
Idris Elba was in Thor the same year as GL and he wasn't a "big name" yet
Still better than the real TV show
>"the ring can do anything you can imagine"
>not making a black hole on people's faces and winning every fight
god green lantern is lame
Silver Fox
It's the post-Infinite Crisis costume, casual.
Not even before she transformed herself into an Angelina Jolie knockoff.
I remember thinking this was real
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Of course you did. uwe bool was in the credits
I'd watch this, no joke.
Read comics you dumb faggot
James Cameron's Aquaman sounds like it would've been super cash. That guy is obsessed with water and spectacle, it would've been great.
Fuck, I remember: Carnage, Lizard, Kraven, Vulture, Black Cat, Mysterio, Hydroman, everyone was speculated on
Poison Ivy how?
it was daren criss from glee as a weird dimension hopping retard who wanted to teach Supergirl and Flash a lesson in allowing themselves to be "saved" (or rather..loved?) once in a while.
He trapped them in a dream dimensions where they were forced to sing, but the only real kino that came out of it was the Barry/Kara Super Friends song. Everything else was just covers of songs.
All they had to do was get NPH and give him red hair/the costume. And drop the weird "he can gain the abilities of the heroes while they're trapped" thing. It shouldn't have been hard!
lol i agree
I love C&H but there is no way anyone can do it justice.
fake news
I recognize that armor. cosplayers always use it when they want a low budget armor.
I think that's supposed to be Carnage.
Still one of my favorites. Using dune music over Micheal Rosenbaum's speech will never not be great
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I don't understand.
The new Spider-Man 3 trailer leaked
>Morgan FREEDMAN
Do you smell what the Wampanoag are cooking?
I miss these edits where they just pasted venom eyes onto xenomorph pics
>fan trailer
>theme from Requiem For A Dream starts playing
FUCK YOU
Sounds neato. Maybe you could play up how Hobgoblin is a smarter threat than all of the villains Spidey has faced before and keeps him running in circles trying to beat him.
They should've done Mr. Freeze. You can't even say "no because he's tainted by Batman & Robin" since they went with Bane anyway, who fucking sucked.
t. just rewatched TDKR for the first time since seeing it in theaters, it's fucking dumb as shit and is easily the worst of the three by far, and Bane's audio mixing and accent are horrendous
that actually got a jump outta me fuck you
yesssss