She seems god-tier at sex

She’s too pure for this world.

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Put grace fulton in the black mary marvel costume.

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how the fuck would you know how to tier sex

shame she as mary marvel barely got any screentime. it was mostly the black chick or the cripple that got screen time

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Did he grab her ass or finger her? Is guy gardner always like this?

Who cares, adult Darla is the sex goddess.

I'm guessing ass grab.

probaly both.
funny enough mary later admitted she didn't even mind it that much.
she did beat guy up later, but told him after to wait until she is 18

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When are they going to release the cut where she’s gangbanged by the 7 Deadly Sins?

No.

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Me too, but that finger placement could very easily be him taking a whiff.

i imagine the porn parody that will eventually come. Will do just that

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I don't know what it is but in other superhero group shots, like in Avengers or Justice League, all the characters seem out of place. Here it just works. Is it the color scheme? The similar uniform patterns?

>Selene for grace
>Hippolyta for strength
>Artemis for skill
>Zephyrus for fleetness
>Aphrodite for beauty
>Minerva for wisdom

Aphrodite, lads.

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Pinch, and it didn't actually happen. Look at the shape of the panels.

when this happened a kid in the front row said "Gogo Power Rangers, what the hell is this shit?!"
The whole theatre keked, he was right.

They're not standing in front of a green screen and their suits aren't CGI.

why did mary later go to Guy's bar then and punch him for grabbing her ass?

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Yeah, that totally happened.

It was you. And you didn't say it out loud, lest you'd be discovered sitting alone watching a kid's movie

CLARKED

Ah, the oh so original power rangers reply poster

Ballet freaks me out a bit. Shit looks painful. I respect the look of their bodies and the work they put in but I just can't physically watch it.

I know the other kids have certain aspects of SHAZAM enhanced but, they all share the exact same power set without Billy's own power diminishing, right?

best thing hal ever did

guy is just white trash with a ring.

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You've got some sources to back that claim up, user?

Yeah, they're the replacement for the dead wizards, basically.

>Aphrodite Kallipygos

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hall "i didn't know she was 14" jordan isn't any better then guy

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Billy is the chosen champion and to my knowledge not debuffed by sharing the power
See my question is why were the original 7 wizards all from Earth? I suppose they were each responsible for a different Magic Land but we have no idea where they came from or their significance in The Multiverse

If they didn't use the new 52 storyline it could have been twincest.

yeah comic had billy divide his power
movie they all have the same power without billy getting weaker

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>when she sees the Super Dick m.youtube.com/watch?v=CvFo5BijsHs

I loved how nonsensical Johns retcon was

>n-no see her planet orbits the sun at a different speed so she would be like 200 years old in earth time mr. hansen

>kid
>knowing about power rangers
Listen grandpa

Hot damn is that strong and awesome, that's pretty much 6 supermen at dirt cheap costs

I wish Mary's costume was white. Everybody else has their own color, why have they been having her go back to sharing red with Billy since the new 52.

>my question is why were the original 7 wizards all from Earth
We don't know if they were

White would make her eventual black suit make more sense, too.

What I would give to be in the middle of a sandwich between adult Mary and adult Darla.

Nah, Power Rangers still airs on Nickelodeon. The better question would be how the kid knows about Mighty Morphin.

Please don't have Mary go evil again. Pretty much everything about how that plot was executed was a complete trainwreck except the first Black Mary design. And it helped drag down the whole group. I don't think the Marvel family ever would have recovered without the New 52's complete reboot.

This. Mary is pure. Pure!

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And the biggest question is who would laugh at such a "joke". Even the phrasing is awkward as fuck.

They actually look like they're having fun being a team

Yeah I asked Hitler, said he missed fucking your dad too

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But we do.....

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Isn’t the main Earth like the center of the multiverse or something?

I'd bet on finger, going by that last panel, as there isn't really anything to sniff with a grab. It's clear from the facial expressions on the others he got that hand in there deep.

No The Rock of Eternity sits in the dead center of The Multiverse and is the source of magic.

So does he actively 'share' his power and accept a drop in abilities, or is it sharing in the sense of granting them their own powers because he has the authority/ability to do so?

Assuming DCEU Billy can actually reach Superman levels of bullshit, a big if seeing some of the action scenes where he seems closer to Wonder Woman with flight and electric powers (for a start off, he feels impacts, be it falling or being punched, which isn't something you can 'learn' not to do), will he be half way through a fight and suddenly start jobbing to Black Adam because Mary wanted big tits for a few hours and didn't realize she just took a 1/6th of his abilities? Losing 5/6ths of his power is a pretty massive amount.

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Are they going to do anything with the one that looks like Isis? Like have the modern day Adrianna Tomaz from that Forever Evil Black Adam one shot get her powers somehow?

So which of these is Kid Miracleman?

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Doubtful because they're all dead. Although the last we saw Isis was in Forever Evil. She was just a regular woman living in Kandaq and revived Black Adam

To expand on this, do you suppose they those a lower power tier so they can nerf Black Adam, so the Skwad won't be quite so outclassed by him as they would a proper rendition? Full balls to the wall Adam can throw down and even win against Superman. I remember people were wondering how they were going to make that work in Suicide Squad 2, providing they are still having him in it.

>the original 7 wizards all from Earth?
Okay so there was 7, why were there only 6 Shazam kids then?

Probably Black Adam’s the 7th

I think it can go either way where all individuals gain a portion of his and other times it doesn't diminish his.

I think John's is implying Black Adam is the seventh member given that last issue he appeared wanting to clean up their mess.

The catch is they all only have one of Billy's powers at his level. Only Eugene could shoot lighting only, only Freddy could fly, only Darla had super speed and only Pedro had super strength.

Makes sense since he was the original champion. Kinda sucks they all only have Shazam's powers if there's 6 other wizards they could have worked with though.

I'm guessing the last one is colored gray and not actually black, just to double-check.

It is

How is she so cute?

Mary should turn evil because of Black Adam and become two separate characters: Grace in White Shazam Costume, and Borth in Black Shazam costume
then they have a cat fight

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What if Guy met Darla?

I agree it was a shit plot, but that costume on her is so memorable.

ME: on the right

>Billy can do a bit of everything like Superman
>Freddy can fly like Wonder Woman
>Darla can run like the Flash
>Pedro can be naturally strong like Aquaman
>Eugene can attack from a distance like Green Lantern
>Mary can just be there like Batman

Sounds like a fun budget Justice League tbqh.

Pre-crisis there was no dilution of power between them any of them.

Flashpoint they only had one power each with Captain thunder being a Captain Pl;anet equivalent.

In the Post-Crisis Power of Shazam series, there was a conservation of power at work, so when Billy, Mary and Freddy were using the power it was divided evenly among them. I assumed that in Curse when the non-billy ones lost their powers it was because Billy had divided his powers too much between the six of them plus the tiger resulting in a crash and reset.

Okay think of it this way. Billy is essentially, and forgive me for the humorous analogy, a lightning rod for the spell. He is THE chosen champion The Wizard granted the power of SHAZAM. Now what the rest of them are basically doing is being "electrocuted" by the same lightning bolt, with the power being forced to split among 5 other hosts. Billy is the power source, and the other kids saying SHAZAM is the equivalent of flipping on a light switch. The only apparent side effect seems to be each specializes in a particular feat. So this why none of them nerf Billy, because they're getting his leftover power

>imagine what a guy like me could have done with both o' you
>hmmm, what could a guy like him do with two of me?
>Kara! No! How am I supposed to find out now!!!!!

everyone is always super cerial, but they've got super powers and it's fucking fun!!!!

The language is a bit tricky, Black Adam describes it as incorrectly enchanting the tiger, so suddenly the other kids felt a drop in power. So I don't think it was Billy dividing his powers so much as him fucking up a spell.

>guy is just white trash with a ring.
so this is the power of black male fragility...

>The better question would be how the kid knows about Mighty Morphin.
because there was a might morphin power rangers movie less than five years ago.

>Weird Ghostly voice selecting her for something.
Assuming they can remember plots they set up, she's totally going to get possessed by original Isis's ghost and end up with powers.

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How old is young Mary actress? How ashamed should I be for having a boner for her?

22 so not at all

Mary turning evil is like half of the appeal for me tho.

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I thought you were talking about the movie.

Why was the wizard black?

His finger wouldn't smell from a mere pinch. He inserted it somewhere.

Who cares, he dead

She got uglier though.

based Digimon working on Marvel and DC

Darla is cute!

Mary would kick his ass

Is it actually knowledgable about comics? Is she /ourgirl/?

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>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Aquaman
>Captain Marvel
>Shazam!

Damn, look at him go

Because Djimon Hounsou has a great voice

Based and Yellow Ringed.

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Damnit, I love her. Why can't I be normal

Who cares, she's adorable.

I thought that was sloth?

>You swap out the justice league with the Shazam family in the JL movie.
What happens next?

It's just power rangers in the title. No 'mighty', no 'morphing'.

>being this wrong
youtu.be/DmOzHNgSw6Q

>I wanted to say this but just thought it silently and chuckled to myself like an idiot
ftfy

>certain aspects enhanced
I thought it was more that they just preferred using that because it befit their interests or personalities

Talking about the 2017 movie.

Grown up Darla and young Mary are the best waifus

So I’m trying to figure out their theming. Two of them look Japanese/Chinese, we got a Native American looking dude, a redhead chick with a plaid skirt so I’m guessing Scottish? Seven countries? Continents?

he was Papa Midnite in Constantine too

10/10

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Okay now I'm starting to wish she was my gf, and I'm more of a marvel guy

I get why they did it, but holy shit what a downgrade Mary's transformed version is.

>two teenagers old enough to drive beat a disabled boy with his own crutch in front of the whole school

How did they get away with this?

My guess is that it was officially described to editors as an ass grab, but in the artist's mind it was a fingering.

Hollywood bullies are gods who can do anything

Not sure considering it's set in 2019 and they actually made a point to show the school had guards and security systems in place.

>tfw never gonna play playstation with her

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>time to wife
are we here, just to suffer?

Gonna guess the mayor's their dad.

He's probably a real freak.

kill it with fire

From right to left
>Native American
>Japanese
>Egyptian
>Aboriginal
>Chinese
>Nordic
>And I'm going to assume Greek

It had to be intentional, right? Multiple scenes of Mary struggling with tentacles grabbing her all over

For at least the first hour of the film

Dc dropped the marvel right? I heard in an interview shes called, Mary Bromfield now.

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Billy's last name isn't Marvel either, you know

Zendeya is prettier

>things that totally happened for real and not embarrassingly fake for $100, Alex

Shes amazing!!!

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What would they call her now? Are the Shazam kids just all called Shazam now?

Damnit Mary Marvel is the best superhero waifu.

They don't have hero names yet

I can't imagine what Freddie is gonna pick

Did Mary do anything in the final fight? Every kid got to show off their powers, but Mary just got tentacle raped.

Only if it was Grace

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Holy shit is Guy ok?

Grace would dom her anyday

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What game is he playing?

Bromfield was her old last name when she was Billy's twin sister but adopted and separated from him.

Hope they do more with powered Mary in the sequel, I like Michelle Both

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*Borth

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He's gay.

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If they go with modifying his Kingdom Come name like most people assume/want, he'd be King Shazam.

I'd really wish they'd just let Mary keep Mary Marvel, particularly if we're actually able to just sell her merch under just "Mary". Mary Shazam and her Kingdom Come adjusted name "Lady Shazam" both sound horrible. Lady Mary could be passable.

No Idea on what to call the multicultural lieutenants.

Really it's a disgrace they cared so little about the side marvels that they didn't bothered to ask themselves what they were going to call them when they renamed Billy, and didn't think it was important.

He died along with Mogo some guardians and like 20% of the corps. I frankly was expecting him to return as a red lantern but it never happened.

>perfect cutie as a teen
>complete thick mommy as Shazam

here fucking comes DC with the best waifu of the year, holy shit.

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Is amazing Hal would believe fucking Sinestro, let alone believe a fellow lantern would kill John.

Relax it happened in an Elseworld. Injustice to be precise.

"Lady Marvel" sounds just as bad

That wouldn't make sense, he was responsible for the death of the original 7 why would they give him a seat in the group he helped eliminate?

Idk, redemption?

No one because this was not made by an edgy Brit.

Lady Marvel was her kingdom come name and it really didn't matter since it appeared in the appendix. Lady Mary at least rymes even if we lose the alliteration. Really ditching Marvel from their names messes everything up. Everything with Shazam as a swap sounds bad. If they went with Captain thunder for Billy they could have just used Thunder instead of Marvel in their names and everything would have worked. But they didn't and here we are seven years later selling their merch under their civilian first names.

Mary Thunder?

I'm so confused about what's going on with that shoe.

The black girl is CUTE!!!

It fucks with the naming scheme the least, And Captain Thunder was Captain Marvel's intended name. It's too late now and we're stuck with Shazam for Billy.

Really what do you think they should call the side marvels?

It's a ballet flat, some of them have a flat sole on the toe so you can stand on them.

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dude, she's 8

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No doubt an improvement by default.

Not saying he can't get redeemed, but not in a way where he gets accepted in a group where he pretty much caused the death of the previous members.

Marvel Family
Mary Marvel
Tawny the Tiger

Thanks, that was driving me crazy.

The asian kid in the shazam family probably faps to her nudes he hacked her phone

Official list of his names

>Red Cyclone
>Power Boy
>ZAP-tain America
>Thundercrack
>Captain Thunder
>Captain Sparklefingers
>Sir Zaps-A-Lot
>Mr. Philadelphia

I think his name should be Red Tornado

I'd agree. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure DC and WB have effectively decide to let that other company own the word "Marvel" regardless of adjectives.

Well, I guess they're either not going to name them, keep it vague like they did in this movie, or just use their civilian names like they've been doing

Probably gonna happen. Don't think The Rock is gonna be playing a superbad guy, especially since he's getting his own movie. He'll be a misunderstood dude that made mistakes, fucked up, and regrets his actions. Billy will turn it around because similar backstory, but this time it'll work instead of like in Curse of Shazam. He'll redeem himself and join the family.

Y’all know Michelle Borth has sex scenes bordering on actual porn, right?

You forgot Maximum Voltage

I still find it baffling that angry CGI scorpiontaur Dwayne Johnson and Egyptian Hercules Dwayne Johnson are supposed to be the same character.

>Michelle Borth
You say that like that is the Mary Marvel I want to see porn of.

I mean, I’m with you, but they’re still pretty hot.

Billy doesn't hve a superhero name either, it was the running gag throughout the whole movie.

Pull the other one

Am I the only one who thinks Mr Philadelphia is a legit cool name?

It sounds too much like Mr Manhattan

Yes

Technically he does. The press is going to start calling him Shazam regardless considering that's what people keep hearing him shout at the scenes of these incidents

does the Shazam movie actually take place in Philly?

I want my hometown repped desu

It takes place in Philly but I know some of it was filmed in Toronto at least, my dad recognized the subway Billy ran into to get away from the bullies.

Interesting. I'd have to rewatch the clips. Maybe the subway station is Philadelphian, but I remember seeing the subway car and it didn't look like SEPTA

I want to get a cheesesteak with Shazam

some scenes are actually in Philly, and they mention it several times by name

By the end of the movie, he still doesn't. Again, it was a fucking running gag on the movie that payed off on the scene where all the kids screamed Billy instead of Shazam.

rewatch the credits

Who cares about the credits, I'm talking about the movie. Do you think a character is called Man #1 because that's what he's credits say?
Again, the whole fucking movie had a running joke of him not having a name. When he tells his brothers to say his name they say Billy 'cause that's the only name they know and he has to explain it to them.

The credit sequence is where the name directly appears, and even shows the Marvel Family interact with the Justice League.

nice. Where in Philly does Billy live? Do they say?

I don't think they say it, then again it might be a freeze-frame bonus on one of the computers or street signs. They make a point to mention the Rocky steps, and I noticed other spots.

Mary really wants the Kryptonian D

Guess I'll just have to see the movie. Cool to have some Philly rep though.

Wonder if they'll ever make mention of War Machine and Dr. Strange being Philadelphian in the MCU. Misty Knight even went to my college

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When I say they mention the Rocky steps, I meant that they talked about Rocky while being filmed on the actual steps

Looks like it.

Ha, nice

Childhood is wanting Mary
Adulthood is wanting the foster mom
True patrician is wanting to be held by the strong arms of the foster dad

Kinda want Billy’s birth mom, what does that make me?

What are the chances a foster kid actually looks like Mary?

It can be both, user. He gets his name by the end, and it was an ongoing joke because he can't say it himself. Cool your autism

white trash lover

>Wonder Woman gets bare legs
>Harley gets bare legs
>Mary gets bare legs

Meanwhile every Marvel female is covered from head to toe.

It's not even a good costume. Where are the extra lines? It doesn't look practical enough.

>Billy spend his whole life looking for her
>she fucking abandoned Billy all those years back
bruhs what the fuck

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About as likely as any kid that will end up like Mary.
Whether a foster kid that looks like Mary actually makes it through the system with her innocence intact, that's a different question

>Whether a foster kid that looks like Mary actually makes it through the system with her innocence intact, that's a different question
Why would that be a different question

Meh, gotten boners for fictional women who’ve done worse

It's definitely a far cry from Billy's parents dying during an expedition in Egypt, I doubt we'll ever see them again so it doesn't really matter.

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Someone edit Dwayne Johnson into this shot.

I called it at the beginning, no fucking way does a woman just not bother coming looking for her kid unless she either died or abandoned him and unless she got randomly trampled in that crowd I wasn't expecting a death.

I think her reunion was far more despicable than leaving Billy, which was probably the best thing she did for him.
>Hasn't been reading current Shazam.
Uh, user. Billy's dad came back. That's kind of the drama Billy faces once he and the kids get back from The Magic Lands.

I was thinking halfway through the movie that the Wizard has summoned her but she didn’t make it back. Man was I let down

more despicable? She loved him user

What do you think is going to happen to a cute girl in a foster system who doesn't luck out with a family like the Vasquez

She's got a funny way of showing it. During that entire encounter she was more concerned about justifying her actions leaving him than Billy
>"You turned out okay, right?"
She's a fucking loser who got knocked up at 17, couldn't deal with it, and still made shitty decisions with her life after justifying her fresh start. Do you have ANY idea how it feels to know your own family didn't want you? He's lucky he ended up where he did.

why would they put a foster kid in a bad home? They don't allow single parents to be foster parents

Not him but the system isn't perfect. What appears to be a stable home upon first inspection turns out to be a hellhole where two people just wanted a dependent/support cash

The last part of the power went into my dick

Do they allow single parents? Are there even requirements to this sort of thing. I don't live in America

>Not Hoppy
user, it's like you have no imagination

No one wants to put a kid in a bad home, but the foster system has been stretched thin and stripped for parts already, and it's rife with predatory people who pretend to be good parents to collect a paycheck off the kids or something much much more sinister.
Just Google "foster system [state]" and the top news usually won't be good

Single parents are allowed to foster

Yeah, and where he drives the Batmobile while dragging Batman and takes Wonder Woman to the prom. Do all those things also happen in the movie?

The worst cases of child abuse and negligence didn't come from single parent homes.

Um, is this actually legal once the parent and child already know eachother? You cam actually just decide to stop searching for your child and the cops wont bug you about it? So if i get tired of my baby and go place it at the park then tell the cops im not looking for it, thats it? Easy as that huh?

source?

What you have to understand about the foster care system is that it's so damn demanding, and children ultimately fall through the cracks. Too many children, not enough workers to check in on them, not enough willing homes, and with problem youth they just bounce from home to home. All they really do now is drop a kick off at a volunteering home, check in on them occasionally, and hope for the best. They could lock a kid in a cellar and doll them up once a month for appearances and the FCS wouldn't be the wiser unless there was probable cause

Presumably they looked around for a Mrs. Batson for a while, but there's plenty of them and by the time they got around to her she had likely moved and started going by her maiden name again so they didn't have any leads. I'm sure someone with decent resources could have tracked her down but the police probably handed him over to an orphanage that didn't have those resources to spare.

Kinda depends on the state. Pennsylvania's Safe Haven Law sets the age at 28 days, so Marilyn definitely broke the law and lost her parental rights and can be charged with a felony
legalbeagle.com/6722633-pennsylvania-child-custody-abandonment-laws.html
livestrong.com/article/192317-child-abandonment-laws-in-pennslyvania/
But the thing is, a child abandonment case isn't going to be high on the priority list of the cops compared to a murder or a rape, so it's less that cops won't bug you, more like they are too overwhelmed with other cases to look at you.
If you fess up to it, you will get charged.

The hand wave explanation was Billy's mom going back to her maiden name, and the fact that no one came looking for him. Billy was probably put in temporary foster care until all authorities realized that no one was coming for him. So he was naturally going to end up in the system regardless. The only real bullshit thing you could argue is Billy's mom not being forced to pay child support through the state, but I guess you could chalk this whole thing up has the system failing Billy, which does occasionally happen to kids

To be fair, I should've said "Some of the worst cases..." but here you go
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_(feral_child)

>Conversation goes from lusting after Mary into child endangerment

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Look, all my dick knows is that I wanna call her Mommy

It takes place in Philly, but only a couple scenes were actually filmed here, everything else was done in Toronto.

I really wish during the promo tour they did some stuff in Philly like those carnivals in London... also I want Chilladelphia to actually be a thing now

Wait I just realized something Philly has a bad history with Santa and Santa gets beat the fuck out multiple times... fucking poetry

Why don't good homes open up then?

Just make sure you wrap it up
Or if you don't, make sure she doesn't get the custody of the kid

>Implying those two things aren't directly related

God I love Guy. lol

>why don't people in better socioeconomic situation do something about the problems of their relative lower socioeconomic class
Where are you from user, Finland?

Jesus those fake muscle suits look SO bad

Maybe just Mary?

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Because AMERICA. If you want a good home, make up your own!

Are you dumb or a child? That's asking a lot from people to raise someone else's child, and not everyone is fit to be a parent even if they want to be one

>Shazam family

What is wrong with you? There are plenty of good homes but there are plenty of bad ones as well and most of the time those bad ones can hide the fact that their bad from the people who check on them.

I kind of want a DC Artist Alley series of Shazam Statues done by Sen

They just added her to the mobile game DC Legends and they actually kept her as Mary Marvel while Billy and Freddy are Shazam and Shazam Jr.

>and is the source of magic.
not anymore

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I hope she shows up in the new DC Super Hero Girls

Is Mary Shazam really that bad sounding? I think its fine

I'm not sure why but this page kind of pisses me off.

>Talking shit about Guy Gardner.
Eat shit and die.

Kid Miracleman started as a copy of Captain Marvel jr. before Moore touched the Marvelman/Miracleman characters, so technically it would be Freddy.

Uh i still dont get it. Cops find a kid, he says hes lost and has a mom. Ok, the cops take a fingerprint, his address shows up on the computer and they give him a ride back to mommy by that night.

>She loved him user
You call that bullshit love?

>oh Billy Could you transform pls? I want to show you somethin'...just for adults
What did she mean by this?

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did this plot ever got continued? i remember Adam being the new leader of Khandad by the time Forever Evil ended and during his crossover with sinestro but did they ever elaborated on what happened to the lady in this page?

It's closer than what I got

Some gardening obviously.

Only criminals are fingerprinted, genius. They probably checked his birth certificate, which said Batson, which we already said isn't helpful because his mom went back to her maiden name. Kid is put in a temporary foster home, and things just kind of went from there. That's literally all the info they had

Then I pity you.

>the cops take a fingerprint, his address shows up on the computer and they give him a ride back to mommy by that night.
What kind of police state do you live in where every kid is fingerprinted? Hell, I've only ever been fingerprinted when travelling to some SEA countries and the USA.

It's not a matter of police state, in most countries you have a mandatory personal ID that includes both a picture and a fingerprint. I understand that's not the case in America and that's why people can fake their ID so easily.

>in most countries you have a mandatory personal ID that includes both a picture and a fingerprint.
>most countries
Again, what kind of police state do you live in? Because the only place I can find that has a mandatory ID card which requires your fingerprint is Panama. The EU is thinking of adding it in but that probably won't happen. France also has fingerprint records, but the card is non-compulsory.

If cops can find criminals why cant they find a kids mom. Fuck that maiden name shit. Check what his preschool papers say who his mom is. Check the camera. Do a dna test. Why would they fuck over a child and let the criminal mom run away

Grace!Mary did way more in the final fight than Shazam Mary. She distracted the sins, figured out how to beat Sivana, shot Sivana to save Billy and took charge of the kids when Shazam was busy fighting Sivana. While Shazam Mary was just kinda there, fighting the tentacle monster.

DNA test would only work if she was a felon. School records would only work if he was enrolled. He was 4 when he was abandoned and seeing as his mum was cut off from her parent's money, he mightn't have been enrolled into a preschool (or if he was, he wouldn't need to be there when his mum unenrolled him)

Did that scene get rave reviews in Japan?

It just sounds stupid bro now im mad. Cops can track anything but cant help a boy find his mom.

Does everyone on Yea Forums not know shit about how the law or public records work? Jesus Christ. Okay, you got a kid, and a name, that's it. Kid ain't good for info given how young he is
>Preschool papers
Great, fucking which one? Assuming of course he was enrolled in the first place. Doubtful because the mom was poor as shit and couldn't afford it
>Camera
What fucking camera? And even if they magically had one, good luck picking them out of the crowd
>DNA test
With fucking who? That shit isn't on record unless it's criminal, and it's illegal and tedious to check EVERY medical record in Philly. WHICH BY THE WAY, Billy wasn't born in PA. So that's even harder

>Cops can track anything
You're either stupid or a fucking child. This is like Law and Order where shit is solved in like an hour. Just stop posting about shit you have no idea about

I see that now most European countries removed the fingerprint from the actual ID, but they still take it when you go to get it.

You only have to read how easily scammers manage to pull of their shit for years in many different states before they get caught, and these are people that law enforcement is actively searching for. Nobody's going to look for a kid's mom, really. They'd just dump them on a foster home and be done with it. If the parents aren't looking for the kid, he's fucked.

It sounds like a name for a superhero in a hardcore gay porn parody.

Why would anyone have an abortion if you can just abandon your child and stop seeking it?

Because you don't have to go through pregnancy and labor.

That's one thing that DC movies have over Marvel movies. We have waifus like Gal Gadot and Grace Fulton.
Marvel has Brie Larson.

wtf? why is their so much shit over carl manvers when this shit flies under the radar?

>but told him after to wait until she is 18
what a slut

Because Power Girl is acknowledged in-universe to be a bit of a sociopath unlike Carl Manvers. Also Power Girl has epic bazookas. Unlike Carl Manvers.

>Cops can track anything but cant help a boy find his mom.
where are you from? China? England? Cops generally can't do that shit. Hell, the FBI can't even do that shit.

Just watched the movie last night, at first I thought Mary's adult form is still the same actress, I mean she's like 22 now so is it really need a different cast?

Post more Grace please

because manvers is sold as Marvel's leading lady.
Powergirl is a b lister at best, whose basically the older version of another A- lister. And no one goes around saying powergirl is a paragon example of everything good, perfect, and wonderful, unlike Manvers.

I think he just made a pass at her or bullied Beetle or something.

how do i upboat this?

They're rich.

Go back in time to last Monday.

I guess they wanted all the actors to change and were consistent about it.
It was supposed to be an "idealized version" of themselves. Poor Mary sells herself really short if that's the case.
And we missed out on an opportunity to see Grace Fulton in a cute miniskirt.

Mr. Philidelphia sounds like the name of a Mr. Smith type Supervillain. Who's part of some nation wide conspiracy where everyone is named after the city they're stationed in. Mr. New York City, Ms. Newark, Mr. Philideliphia, Mr. Dallas, Mr. Twin Cities, Mr. Both Kansas Cities, Ms. Los Angeles

the foster mom was hot as fuck

To be fair Hal was stressed as fuck with everything happening, Supes basically threatening Hal he'd kill him if he stepped out of line, Guardians taking his GL ring, Sinestro basically gaslighting him for weeks, shit went tits up my friend

The funny thing is she's much more of a dork than Asher Angel. There are some videos of her, Levi and Grazer outnerding him.

Man, Injustice was so enjoyable.
Just when you think it can't get edgier they shoot Batman's Puppy.

I'm surprised they didn't use "Fresh Prince."

>superman lobotomizes shazam
You know what? Fuck Injustice.

It's a comedy book. Everyone is an exaggerated and dumb version of themselves.

Agree. I hope we get more of the parents in the potential sequel.

>potential
They've already started writing it.

mfw I can't find a qt comic book girl (who isn't a nu-Harley slut poser) to love and to hold. It's just not fair, Yea Forums.

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Mary looks better before transformation.

Until I don't see it being filmed, I won't take it for granted.

>making claims like that without proof

A fairly attractive girl that is in a band that is signed with a friend of mine is one of those. She genuinely thinks all of her 2010+ Harley comics are going to be worth a fortune someday.

Why does Harley, a mentally damaged murderer, appeal to gurl comic bookers so hard?

Wait till you see her twitter account. It's just her sperging about movies and telling dorky jokes.

>I'm not flirting. I'm just an enthusiastic human being.

But user, all women are sluts to you.

>Why does Harley, a mentally damaged murderer, appeal to gurl comic bookers so hard?

Why do guys have a hard for a rich billionaire who dressed as a bat at night to beat up poor people who commit crimes and the mentally ill because his parents were murdered in a mugging gone wrong?

It was a form of tough love?

Mario Party with the other cast members on his birthday.

Because for one thing, adoption is largely done by families who can't get a kid the traditional way and they mostly want young babies, not teens or kids that are around that age range. .

you have to seriously twist Batman around (note that your retarded analogy doesn't work for Superman or Captain America, who also has plenty of fans) to describe him like that. Harley is literally defined by being a mentally damaged murderer. There is literally nothing else to her. Even in the current main event that is going on, WHICH IS ABOUT MENTAL ILLNESS, she's a mentally damaged murderer.

>Harley is literally defined by being a mentally damaged murderer

The murder part isn't a definitive trait.

Of course.
By the way, I kinda love those videos of Zachary Levi and Jack Grazer giving Asher Angel shit for being the most stuck-up and boring kid in the cast.
>What's your favourite game?
>Levi: Goldeneye
>Grazer: RDR 2
>Angel:... Jenga.

uh sure, just like how killing people isn't definitive for most comic villains... they just keep doing it

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>de·fin·i·tive
>/dəˈfinədiv/
>adjective 1.(of a conclusion or agreement) done or reached decisively and with authority.

No, pretty sure once you murder someone you can be pretty easily defined as a murderer. Being a murderer now being a trait of yours, one that doesn't go away with becoming a "good guy" Especially if you kept doing it for decades.

Don't ever google "ballet dancers' feet" - unless you're a foot fetishist.

[Because it might cure them of their perversion]

Just the ones that think this is a good look, Yea Forumschise.

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Owchies.

>She genuinely thinks all of her 2010+ Harley comics are going to be worth a fortune someday.
There are people who still believe bronze/modern age comics can appreciate in value (and not drop 75% or more the moment it leaves the shop). Wow.

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Honestly, I was kinda hoping they'd just put regular Mary in the white Marvel Girl outfit. It'd be a good look.

We all did
.
I hope Grace Fulton never realizes that she became a designated waifu for Yea Forums.

Maybe they'll do it in a sequel. Like, she gets a little older and the magic just goes, "You're already an adult. Have some powers and a costume or some shit."

Wasn't her Mary Marvel form in comics a 19-year-old? In comics her kid form was much closer to Billy's age though.
Screw it - I just want Grace Fulton in an adorable superhero miniskirt.

Shes beautiful bros

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I guess she's one of those rare girls that you can dress in a potato sack and she will still look hot as fuck.

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don't sexualize my daughter you sick freak

she sexualises herself. I'd give her some glitter

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you will die a slow and painful death

she's been good, real good

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Mary Thunder is legit a good superheroine name.

>Referencing Captain Thunder
Good on them.

>you cannot use google, the very search engine that you typed "Yea Forums" into 10 minutes ago to look at this very post

Slightly OT but during the police car hijack scene, anyone else paying attention to the boxing match poster in the background? Was hoping for a wildcat easter egg

this type of joke would never be done today

>I am not your master
Wait, What gives?

cute feet

Is that a nipple?

lol

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>75 years
All we got is three books at most

I prefer Mr It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

>79 years

This is easily one of the most psedo-intelectual comic book pages I've ever seen. That's incredibly cringe.

I can't imagine it wasn't. It's also funny that the character with the most comics to her name outside of Shazam himself ended up getting the least screen time in the fight.

>most comics to her name outside of Shazam
name five. She isn't even represented in the cartoons

She was in Batman the Brave and the Bold, and that Flashpoint movie, and maybe Justice League War for a few seconds and that Justice League where she was evil and called Superwoman, she might have also been in old Captain Marvel cartoons

source?

If you look you know where, where degenerate artists like to throw a bone, you might find some new Mary content

Look it up yourself fagtron

Just google it, dude

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>Why does Harley, a mentally damaged murderer, appeal to gurl comic bookers so hard?
because most women, are, in fact psychopaths.

Why does doctor blue faggot have to ruin everything he's in with his unlikable ass?

Silly user, kids can't be gay.

BASED

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How old is Mary supposed to be?

Even if you have mandatory IDs it's never mandatory for a 5 year old kid to carry one

>Why does Joker, a mentally damaged murderer, appeal to dude comic bookers so hard?

because we live in a society

He appeals as a bad guy? Someone you want to see beat up? Not someone you wish to idolize?

>implying there isn't joker fanboys
And not just the joker but Punisher fanboys or Deadpool fanboys or even Deadshot fanboys.
It's the height of hypocrisy to complain about fangirls liking a fictional murderer.

Grabbing them by the pussy before it was cool.

After Bombshells, I'll forever ship Mary with little Jason Todd.

Cancer.

Tell me how I'm wrong.

>Fawcett
Child to teen

>Earth S
Teen

>Power of Shazam
Teen

>Jeff Smith's Monster Society of Evil
Child (even in her powered form)

>Curse of Shazam
Teen

>Thunderworld
Not sure. The way she looked she could have been a child or teenager.

HE CUTE. Or was he, by any chance, eating beans?

Why did the "Mary is a child stop sexualizing her" meme start when most of the time she's a teen?

yeah, it's the face and eyes

Because teens still aren't legal in America

> lobotomizes
He just outright killed him

16 is legal in most states.

Watch in the background, she punches the shit out of lust

Would you buy her dc merch daily just to spoil her with joy?

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I'd buy her all the DC books, no matter how shitty

Does billy bang her

now they're not related he has no reason not to

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mary is 14 or 15
transformed she is 18 - 20

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Well, looking at imdb she doesn't have that many roles, and Hawaii Five 0 can't be that saucy if it's on CBS.

Comic they divide the power and had certain specialties. Although Billy could probably do their specialty since he has more magic powers this time around.

>that scene from Animal House

>Captain Sparklefingers
Carol's joke nickname is Princess Sparklefists

>I hope we get more of the foster mom running down stairs

She was on an HBO show, where after the first few episodes all the critics thought it was legit sex rather than really good simulation.

>sexualize my daughter
the nudes leaked years ago

Will Mary appear in DCSHG?

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ANyone else find it odd she only fought a tentacle BEast?

I think she was in the first one so probably

he said cute, not sexy

I don't remember that

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She really wants the Super D and Bad D

Was she any good at her role?

>ywn watch Bruce and Clark spitroast Mary.

In the movie, she is 17-19 as Mary and 30-40 as Mary Marvel

The real problem is that it doesn't alliterate anymore.

based Sen

I think Mary should have worn white and Eugene should have gotten orange or some colour other than grey

Agreed. White Mary is best Mary.

I agree but it's also the fact that them wearing the same colour no longer carries the connotation of them being blood relatives

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I don't know why but she remind me of Alicia from Smallville, the yandere one

I’m sad she didn’t get enough development (or get to kick as much but5). I hope she gets more screentime in the sequel.

Just call him Captain Thunder

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anyone have a pic of the strip club Billy goes into?

>implying there is a sequel

There is LITERALLY a thread about it right now. FUCK.

Is no one going question the traffic cone in her home?

>he doesn't have a cone at his home

I got one two mate. City workers did was work outside my house and left the fucking cone behind. Its a spoil of war.

I got about two I found in the back of my closet

>abandons you

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>a mans top potential late 20s-mid 30s
>a womans top potential 18-20
really get the whole noggin a joggin

All for Mary!!

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Mommy?

Yes

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>offers you love and support

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>Superman fucks over Captain Marvel
>then fucks his sister

>30-40 as Mary Marvel
So what would her new mane be? Milf Marvel, Mommy Marvel?

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Momma Mia Marvel

I like Mommy Mary

Billy got the an upgrade in the mommy department

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>Mommy Mary
A little on the nose Snyder,
so what would her mommy powers be? the ability to make you submit with a single stare? maternal 6th sense? being horny due to years of loveless marriage?

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Is that the silver snail in toronto?

You have to gave props to the actress who played grown up Darla, even when she got so little screen time you bought she had the mind of a little girl.

who' that in the black and white dress

Michelle Borth who plays super-powered Mary

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she really likes showing off her feet doesn't she?

Guy is great when he’s written well.

Well, I guess If she won’t acknowledge me like a son, I can fuck her

her tits look much bigger in the movie

Disappointed that they didn't sneak in Big Red Cheese somewhere.

Asshole.

Open wide. Here comes the airplane.
NNNEEEEEEOOOOWW

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57873cd87c62c

Movie can hit a billion $ and people will still call it a flop. Company wars don't run on logic and facts.

Absolute faggots who don't even read comics and just shitpost about console wars

based real fan

Except Giffen and DeMatteis did this kind of shit in JL3K
Fuck off my board outragenigger

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Reminder that she is a psychopathic 11 year old who enjoys long beat downs on the beach, raunchy sex, and ending the world.

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Guy was abused though retard. He never had a fucking chance.

Infinity War was a commercial and critical failure. I know people refused to give it a reward just because of the title

Mexican slut this my fetish

>a sex scene in a movie
Considering I thought you meant that she used to be a pornstar, I felt relief.

She is Mary from the evil dimension. She is girlfriend with evil Batman.

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All this time i thought she was the wonder woman alternate cuz her name was somthing woman i bwlieve

superwoman

White Mary
Red Mary
Black Mary
Punk BDSM Mary

I assume there's corruption doujins or the like inspired by this.

Yes, Superwoman
The ones with her in are Captain Super, Captain Super Jr. and Uncle Super.
There was also another evil Mary called Mary Mayhem that appeared in a computer screen iirc.

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>She is girlfriend with evil Batman.
At least in the comics, Superwoman is no longer Mary, she is Lois

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Mary Mayhem sounds cool

Hot!

Superwoman was never Mary in the comics; in fact, she's not even Lois.

You think we'll get MAZAHS in the movies? They were clearly trying to build towards Forever Evil despite just shutting down Trinity War, right?

Guy is asking the real questions, what was with 90s and long hair with males in comics?

Hal is just into younger girls, nothing wrong with that.

Wait she is getting figurine?

Why name this Superwoman only to confuse people who already know the other Superwoman????

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So good that when I came into this thread the OP had no reference numbers for replys. She must make it feel magically brand new for at least the first few seconds. Just like it happened in this thread. ((Somuchmagic) replaces (so much hate))
>The third parenthesis are implied

Is Something Unlimited worth playin

just looking at her makes me angry

>If you look you know where, where degenerate artists like to throw a bone, you might find some new Mary content
nigga where
they all scattered to the winds after Tumblr got shut down

why does Freddy look like that

>the Irish
>white
Pish posh. What is this nonsense.

> You think we'll get MAZAHS in the movies?
they need A Luthor for this, any Luthor.

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Bizzaro. I love you. Bizzaro.

I am still impressed that she knows who Bizzaro is and can make a joke about him.

that's how he looks in the comics

ugly

>> in fact, she's not even Lois.
Oh user, You didn't read today's new Superman?

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Why would I read bendis?

>those faces

DIOS MIO

bymp

>how do you do ma'am
>your son calls me mommy too

Black Suit is black adam

Why?

Why is adult Darla perflat?

I still don't get the redass over this.
Jon analyzed the nature of magic, and the source of that nature in a manner that he was able to science his way into understanding. It doesn't undo the deities who harnessed that nature, or the masters of magic who bound that nature with the structure placed around it in the books of magic. You look in Justice League Dark, and everyone is show to approach, use, and have their use of magic facilitated in case by case ways, unique to every magic user. That's just how Jon learned about magic and that's how he is able to use it.

You may think so, but if she has spent any significant portion of her life doing ballet, her feet are going to be rekt. They may look cute to you in a couple of pictures, but I'm sure if you got to take a good look at them, you might be let down.

>that Justice League where she was evil and called Superwoman
That's Super Woman, and she was Lois Lane, not Mary.

Yeah, but nothing from that shitshow of a movie.

I'm still disappointed we never got to see that Will Batson he mentioned

Sure.
I kinda want Mary Marvel action figure though. Preferably with Grace's autograph. I would cuddle it to sleep.

because she seems to have aged up the least in the comics.

>ALL these fucking newfags thinking that Superwoman somehow was Mary

You guys are fucking retarded and don't read comics confirmed

I want to see Mary as well as this actress get BLACKED so badly. She’s perfect for it.

The Shazam Senpai
I'm sorry.

Some day....

White Mary loves the B B C

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Mary in not for lewds. And neither is Grace.

I’m gonna commissions BBC Blacked porn based on the actress design I think.

Cool

Make sure she’s taking raw BBC so their is a chance she can get knocked up.

500

Kind of. Art and execution is great, but it leaves you with blue balls because he abandons every new girl he adds to focus on adding yet more girls.

Yay 500 replies

But that's wrong. See That ain't Perry White next to her.

Also at one point she was straddling one of the demons.

at least it's not a mullet

That is symbolism. The demons represent black men. She gave into her lust for that moment.

She should have gone all the way

She will. Thats what the black suit represents. Her getting fully BLACKED and feeling the power of true bbc pleasure. Spiderman is like this too, notice how he gets better and stronger with the black cock suit on and became good with women. White men wish they could be black to please beautiful white girls.

She probably has calluses.

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is Mary really big in DC?

Please elaborate, how long did it last?