“You know how disgusting it is to ask someone to dress up as your favorite cartoon character, user?”

I hear this a lot. Never thought to even try when I used to go to cons. I regret that now.

Resetera is that way---------->

>unholy amount of attention and orbiters for every girl
>great places to get laid

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How do i clean myself and dont sperg out at a con? Should i wear a costume, if so, what should i get that can be done really quick

Death note at age 7?

shit, just workout, get ripped, buy some black spandex for punisher cosplay and find yourself a nerdy girl cosplaying as she-hulk

Grade. So around 13 years old.

Wrong link
Here, should work.

youtube.com/watch?v=85y-N5GJa9g

You coulda been the twink she rode hard.

>cosplays as yandere
>berates me like yandere
What did my erection mean by this?

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THICC

Are their nudes of her?

Lmao this is exactly what I did.

Absolutely.

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THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICC

You got a link? Whats her name?

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You've got to take into account both your standards, and the quality of those orbiters. A 6/10 will always beat out a room of 5/10s.

Aww poor Droid Jesus. He died for Grievous sins

She's just fat enough for it to be noticeable but not so much that it becomes gross.

>Bathe every other day at minimum, or at least whenever you're going out in public. I highly recommend women's shampoo over men's; it tends to do a better job of making your hair softer, in my experience.
>Comb your hair, ideally with some kind of product like mousse or spray gel. Ask your barber/hair styles what kind would be best for your hair, since it varies.
>Brush your teeth and use mouthwash daily, ideally in the mornings after breakfast, and at night just before bed
>Floss a couple times a week
>Clean your GODDAMN penis. It's incredibly easy, the thing is practically self-cleaning, it just needs a little help. Don't use soap or bodywash, just massage it a bit while in the bath/shower. Doesn't matter if you're finally getting the action, a girl will drop you instantly if your dingus is coated in dick cheese and smells like it was picked up on the shore during an orgy-laden low-tide.

As for costume, you can get away without wearing one. Only wear one if you can make or get your hands on a nice quality set, though. Low quality will just make you look like a dork.

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It's all paywall stuff, but she has some previews on different times sites under Vixenshelby.

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She really doesn't have the body for a thong bikini.

Okay, thanks. Have any suggestions for womens shampoo? How do i initiate small talk?

>Roger, why have you forsaken me

Wouldn't a bumpy tongue be more pleasurable?

In what way is OP sexualized? I think that may be your own idea of the pic

I DARE someone to post an actually good cosplay that captures the looks and essence of the character at hand

you fucking cant

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thanks. for some reason yandex wasn't working for me

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So is literally fucking everywhere, what point did you think you were making here?

>reducing yourself to a nigger
Damn son, its just an adult dressing as a cartoon character

Besides, id cum inside the real mandy desu, not just the 3DPD camwhore mandys tits.

Damn, full frontal on her twitter.

>this
>good

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I use Aussie, personally, but it might depend on the hair. /fa/ might be helpful.

As for pick-up lines, try to think of in-jokes relating to what she's cosplaying as. If she doesn't catch their meaning, then you can start a solid conversation explaining it, but be sure to keep your tone light and don't accidentally sound condescending. If she does catch the meaning, follow up with saying something like, "I've used that joke on a couple of others and you're the first one to catch it."

Whether she's alone or in a group---most likely the latter---you could say either that you're new to the convention scene and could use a guide, or if you're not new, just say that you can't ever convince your friends to join you at conventions and ask if you could join their mob.

Bear in mind, of course, that you're probably not going to get lucky on your first, or even fifth, try, especially since attractive girls are almost always in a committed relationship, regardless of how coo coo for CoCoPuffs they are, but that's fine; you'll probably need some time to practice, anyway.

All these cosplay thots and their faggot beta orbiters just need to die already.

>"I've used that joke on a couple of others and you're the first one to catch it."
Actually, redact this part. Instead, say, "I'm glad you got it. I was kinda nervous that we'd just end up with an awkward pause." Avoid lying as much as possible for one, and it makes you sound more approachable when you admit your emotional state.

She's just pulling a regular bikini up her crack, a proper thong would look better.

Different user, it's less important than you think. What's more important is matching your shampoo to any issues with your hair, like using a hydrating shampoo if you have dry hair. I'd also add on:
>Groom your facial hair. You don't have to shave every day, but unless you're specifically growing some kind of beard you should be shaving twice a week.
>Trim your hair. Make sure you don't have split ends.
>Wash your clothes regularly and always be wearing fresh socks, underwear, and undershirts.
>Wear antiperspirant.

Okay cool, should i wear dark clothes like i usually have or should i be more approachable. What shirts should i wear if i dont cosplay?

>new 54 red hood and the Outlaws
Was a hard time for Titan fags

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well user, i've got a similar retard story. probably worse.
>i was16
> started kickboxing, just to do some sport, also because the place was literally 2 blocks from my place kek
>i did swiming my whole life so i had a pretty cool looking body,
>start running, notice q3.14 looking at me, she's way older i'd say 22-25y/o pretty hot tho
>start doing abs reps in pairs, one holds the feet, while the other one goes then switch etc
>finish class
>girl tells me if i want a ride to my home
>uh a ride?
>yeah...we can take a ride around in my car if you don't wanna go home just yet~
being the retard that i am, i say
>no thanks, i live 2 blocks away, i'll just walk :)
>o-oh ok... see ya next class
>realize what happened when i was in bed
>she wasn't there next class
>i stopped going out of shame for being such a retard

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so is everywhere else

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Actual personal fashion is bit complex and unless you start posting examples of your personal style it'll be hard to tell if you're doing anything wrong due to the subjectivity. Cons are informal events, so dress informally.

Hey Mandy, lookin' good, yo!

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how can you be s fucking dense

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It actually hurts.

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okay, but what are great placrs to get laid if you're an ugly loser who hates himself and probably has the autism?

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I wear black jeans and a black stripped green hoodie i got from hot topic. I also sometimes wear this hoodie as well

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are you trying to give me a stroke?
cause you're doing a great job

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Thanks user, just bought myself that jacket, too.

Fucking based, np my anonymous nigga

>good looking guy with a smooth tounge
>being at an anime convention
Lol

I really hope i can find images of her tits out in her mandy cosplay

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Buenos días Mandy!

I can dump all the images ive found so far, dont worry theyre all SFW

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A massage parlor.

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Probably on her manyvids. She got a lot of shit on there.

There are a lot of nearly bareass shots and feet pics in her DA.

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thats a horrible answer. if he wants a handjob sure, but not sex

Downy face

>feet
Ew, im a tits man user, help a brotha out

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YOU FOOLS YOU MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAH!

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Kek

>Stopped going back
I've found your real problem dumb ass

close, but no cigar

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Im like a 7/10 degenerate, how do I fuck a weeb girl

Great taste user

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No need to be so harsh, damn.

Yikes, mid 2000s anime cons where so cringe worthy, at least people don't act like this anymore.

>at least people don't act like this anymore
You haven't been to any anime conventions lately have you user? Or at least watched compilations of furry ones

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Not him but,
I'm going to an anime convention soon, any tips?

This is the greatest guide I've ever seen for any anime convention goer

youtu.be/JtiuCgHX6l4

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Danke

I got laid at a convention, dressed up as Xorn but I think the Wonder Woman cosplayer just wanted a room to sleep in

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Jesus, that’s good shit. All she needs to be perfect is an extra 40-50 pounds.

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I'm not "asking."

Imagine the smell.

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Stop

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Any luck on finding her mandy nudes

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she looks better without the blue contacts

Agreed

She's on Pornhub

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b7882668a3f7

Thicc is bad

>Thicc is bad
Imagine having this much shit taste

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This just looks like a sexualized adult Honey Booboo.

>sexualized
You want her to cut her tits off for the cosplay?

>discord memes

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Yeah, so what? Would still fuck

>discord memes
What?

Use F.O.R.M.
FAMILY example: "So, do you have any friends or family who like this stuff too?"
OCCUPATION example: "How's work been going?"
RECREATION example: "Do you have any other hobbies?"
I forgot what the M stands for; you'll have to make due with the first three.

>I forgot what the M stands for
Muh dick.

youtube.com/watch?v=amTiZJh7tj8

Thanks, i bought some womens shampoo at walmart just know, my hairs oilly so it specifically targets oils in your hair. Thank you for all your help.

Yea Forums must be desperate if they have to fap to ugly women.

No one asked for pics of your mom

>Attractive, charismatic men who go where women are get laid
huh...

If I was good looking, I wouldn't go to a shitty anime convention

Her legs are fucking disgusting

>Still has a nose

???

>MTAC 2007
>got separated from my pal after a Protomen concert let out
>wandering aimlessly through con trying to find him
>two 20-ish girls cosplaying Team Rocket start talking to me and invite me to their room
>figure my buddy will just call when he wants to find me and agree
>the three of us flirt back and forth
>girls start making innuendos and getting handsy with eachother as they lead me to their room
>almost as an afterthought, one asks how old I am as we get off the elevator on their floor
>respond that I'm a just few months shy of eighteen, but totally fine with where things are going
>both girls suddenly get super serious and say they don't want to go to jail before shutting me out of their room

>next day, my friend decides to turn in early while I hit up the cosplay rave
>cute, chubby Asian girl starts grinding on me
>turns, grabs my crotch and slips her tongue into my mouth while kissing me
>runs her hands up my shirt while nibbling my neck gently, then biting hard enough that my neck went numb temporarily
>turns back to grind against me, but takes my hand from her waist and guides it down into her panties
>tease her until she cums on the dancefloor her legs buckling as she grinds in time to the music
>she turns and kisses me again forcing her tongue into my mouth
>she starts to slip her hand into my boxers while we dance
>ask if she wants to go somewhere more private
>she chuckles, then wanders off to find another dance partner

I got blueballed twice in the same convention, dammit.

If you can get a girl to dress up as any Yea Forums character you want and fuck her, who would it be?

I don't get it. She's just a fat disgusting whale.

At the moment either mandy or mabel

As much as I like a bit of chub on a cute girl, I'll admit I'm rather tired of seeing retards spamming "THICC" all over the Internet

Better than Starniqua Mercedes Jones.

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You're saying you wouldn't hit that even if she threw herself at you?

>that
>whale
I envy the world you live in.

>has a pornhub
>only posts short previews to paywall shit

I hope thots like this don’t get any profit. I hate the fucking state of the lewd content scene. It’s paywalled to hell and the only abundant content is dildoing, JOIing, and incest RP bullshit.

Hate the fucking whales who encourage this shit content.

And yet you still did it and with a nose too, so what does that say about you?

Based and checkem

YEP!

Speak for yourself, every con in my country is filled with underage grills

Yes, that is how you get into threesomes user. Maybe even an orgy or two.

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i can smell it through the webm

Gimme the rundown on this con skank and why she hasn't gone full hard body in an attempt to salvage that brick of a figure.

Thanks for the fanfiction, captain autism.

This shit is so cringe but I probably would have done it in middle school too. So embarrassing, but we were all young and stupid once.

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you can tell she is a woman by how much she looks like a man but her boobs are so bad that o trany would pay a surgery for that result.

What is this characters name? The one they're cosplaying.

Ringo Noyamano, from Air Gear.

This hurts. How can some men be so dumb. Thank God I started becoming more direct.

if you're a good looking guy with a smooth tongue you can get laid anywhere

>attending convention orgies
I hope you like HIV and genital disease.

You could've been kidnapped and sold to pedos, so don't beat yourself up.

>i was 18
>stumble out of bathroom in a club while drunk as fuck
>cute girls yells:"Hey you, wait!"
>walks up to me, stuffs my shirt into my pants
>femalegaze.jpg
>smirks at me "much better"
>"t-thanks"
>turn around and go to my mates at the table
>they saw the whole thing
>they tell me i'm retarded

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Where is the dick?

You at least got further in that second story than most people here ever had.

>The chubby guy coming in to grind the twink and he just rolls with it

fucking kek

The more people that join in, the more he can play it off as a performative joke and not an ecstatic excuse to touch a woman. Still cringe though.

Yeah, but good on the chubby gay guy for sneaking some grind action.

That's not what's happening, underage.

You can get laid anywhere if you're a good looking guy with a smooth tongue you idiot

This is true. And fuck being super good looking. Dress kind of nerdy and don't be a sperglord. Dragoncon is fucking great for this. I dressed up as a road warrior and boom. Easy.

Yes. But you gotta admit, your Miss Piggy costume is very convincing.

>be me
>stable job, well-groomed, work out 3 times a week at the gym
>told I'm handsome by several girls so know I'm not unattractive
>reasonably sociable so not autistic sperglord
>decide to go to bi-annual expo to find a qt3.14 cosplayerfu, maybe even manage something long-term
>day arrives
>shower, smart casual dress
>head off to the con
>find it's all basically a marketing event anyway with lots of merchandise stalls
>start looking around for any girls cosplaying something familiar
>find several but they're all with large groups, impossible to isolate
>others are surrounded by hordes of men taking photographs, no chance of reaching them and even if I could they're obviously relishing the attention
>a few good-looking girls but they're with hambeasts
>know from experience that they will never let their pretty friends be hit on
>can't risk causing a scene or con security will evict me
>keep searching
>find lots of gorgeous babes but they're all booth girls - basically strippers that you can look at but can't touch
>white knights will come rushing in if you 'bother' them for too long
>cut my losses and continue the search
>a couple of attractive girls are wondering by themselves but they're always just separated from their friend/boyfriend
>start to lose hope
>eventually find single individual cute girls just wondering the con floor
>feel like Long John Silver when his shovel hit the chest
>approach and start a conversation
>nothing too heavy at first, keep things light
>red flags pop up very quickly
>hit the eject button fast
>realize that at this point I'm basically looking for a grain of sand on the beach
>cut my losses and go home
LIES AND SLANDER

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What was the red flag?

The first one was your own fault.

I wish I could still respond to things with the April Fool's day pig emoji.

>can see the tape he used to strap his dick down with
He grew them, that's what six months of estrogen will get you.

I don't coach football, user.

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This. You didn’t specify user.