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>paulo acting like paulo
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They targeted gamers. Gamers.

>The Dark Knight came out 11 years ago

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Reminder that living in a pro-Lucy society can only lead to

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But Applefags don't play games.
They only buy merch of games

Do not read this comic

>we’re back to Mike already
Hell yeah man.

>that costume
*HUFF*
DESPITE
*HUFF*
DESPITE BEING ONLY
*WHEEZE*
SIX PERCENT OF THE CAST
*PANT*
LUCY COMMITS OVER
*COUGH* *WHEEZE*
FIFTY PERCENT OF THE DRAMA

>It's better than your Twilight getup
Look, he had a girlfriend to impress, OK?

Seriously, I was about to blast this page for his hair referencing TDK in a comic supposedly taking place in 2008 until it hit me.

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So who's opening wayback machine so we can pick apart the changes?

Same and also great meme friendo

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I skimmed through a couple of random chapters but most of the changes I found are pretty minor so far.
But this one stood out because I clearly remembered Lucy's original expression.

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Who's with Paulo? I don't recognize that cat.

which one's which?

label them or something

That's gud boi chocco doggo

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10/10

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Did they retcon something?

That was one of the single worst huge heads in the comic so good for her I guess.

>filename

Top = old
bottom = updated
Same with pic-related. Mike's nightmare has a ton of text fixes, and Sandy's zoomed out a bit on this page.
Hopefully with someone with more time than me can find something substantial. She did mention "dialogue improvements" but I haven't found any yet.

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So is Paulo the only 'kind of' "real" friend Mike even has? Does he even hang out with Abbey anymore or do we simply "forget" he exsists now he has been pushed out of the main cast?


ANYWAYS, onto the HUGE ass retcon of alot of shit in chapter 6. I browsed through it, mostly adding more shit to make Paulo x Daisy more plausiable, Lucy look sympathetic, Augustus "closer" or "more concerned" for Lucy, Sandy looks more like a bitch and Mike is even more pissy then ever.

Like, who even does this for their webcomic? I get retconning a page or two but pretty much a whole volume? Major pages that otherwise are shitty because you can't write yourself out of a paper bag? Honestly I would like to see if we can do comparisons.

What chapter 6?

>Tfw the fag is a better friend then anyone in Lucy’s group
High school girls everyone

I think Abbey only ever cared about Daisy and that's over with...despite that Daisy shouldn't understand why he broke up with her or addressing if he had any change of heart after he cooled off.

>HUGE ass retcon of alot of shit in chapter 6
give details

I meant Volume, whatever - its all the shit in the latest book.

I mean look at how SAD Daisy is!!

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>Lucy look sympathetic
How so?

She was as much as a blubbering mess last time iirc. Anything other than font changes?

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>chibishit hugeheads got nerfed.
Good...
>polo X fatcat is even more feverishly shipped.
1 step forward, 2 steps back...
I'm not even surprised that they managed to bungle even fixing mistakes.

>look at how SAD Daisy is!!
Did you link the wrong page by accident? This page is identical to the original besides David saying "sue's room" now instead of "sue's place" and some color correction on Sue.

>David saying "sue's room" now instead of "sue's place"
What a microscopic change.

They straight up retyped the entire comic to replace the old font with their updated font. Slight changes to have better flowing dialogue is inevitable and sensible. The only thing in this comic which can be described as such.

Is catsanddrama3 up to date?

DavidxSue endgame confirmed

Honestly I didn't remember this page at all - it felt like a rando page slipped in because I only remember Paulo coldly walking off.

There is alot more focus on Daisy and her reactions to Paulo generally - like added in panels, changed up dialogue - things that seemed like that were alot harsher in the original draft then the softened "new" draft.

Like they were even trying to make Madison more sympathetic or less bitchy.

>they were even trying to make Madison more sympathetic or less bitchy
Of course they were; Madison's poor reception represented a failure. They actually expected people to like her.

>Like they were even trying to make Madison more sympathetic or less bitchy.
Her and Matt will always be diversity hires.

What changed about Mike and Lucy?

Yeah but at least Matt had an arc. Madison is just a plot device with some lgbt representation thrown in.

>plot device
Not even that. She's irrelevant. At best she explains why Jess is no longer lusting after Lucy.

>Yeah but at least Matt had an arc.
>"I'M SO SAD BECAUSE I'M GAY ABLOO BLOO BLOO" is still diversity hire shit.
And dragging polo (and Lucy's rando brother) down with that only highlighted it.

Just looked at tumblr bcb tag for the first time in a while. Guy who got kicked out of the bcb fandom for criticising the comic before it was cool just started reading again for the first time in 4 years. He's doing a chapter by chapter analysis. Reasonably based.

amazildoessomethingstupid.tumblr.com/archive

It wasn't a particularly gripping arc, but we actually have something beyond shouty lesbian for Taeshi to be confused why people don't like her.

Matt can make interesting plot points, even if you focused on the gay shit and his lust for his best friend
Problem is they don’t know how to properly write anything. Hence his big arc is crying over being gay with Paulo

>Tumblr
I-aint-clickin-that-shit.nigga
But the name Amazil does remind me of someone with a spergish obsession with Happy Tree Friends.
And if that IS the fucker, then it's one of those who criticized the laissez faire and yet circlejerky moderation style of the ye olde official BCB forum before it got astroturfed out of existence.

>Have I mentioned how much I love Rachel? Cause I do. A lot. And this is a big part of my reason why. She’s not one to put up with other people’s bullshit, even those that she loves. She’s not gonna let that shit stew for months or shit, nah she’s gonna call you out the moment she sees it, and she’s gonna set you straight.

>She’s not gonna let that shit stew for months

The BCB drama formula in a nutshell.

We live in a DRAMA,Mike

Despite January being cringey af, these analyses are actually pretty fun. I never even noticed McCain was at the con.

>And while I hate to put myself in Taeshi’s shoes, because I would never want to be her

David is "canonically" bi and Taeshi becomes upset when readers say they did not know that from reading the comic. One of the old bcb dating adverts explicitly stated him to be bi also.

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What in the comic makes him seem bi? At most there's his "I love you, bro" bit with Paulo in one of the shitty chapters, but that didn't seem very sexual.

At this point it might be easier to make a list of characters who aren’t lgbt

So it takes place in San Francisco?

He's going to turn around and see Lucy, Augustus, and Daisy and we'll get pic related again

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>David is bi
lol

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Sort of
Needs more needles though

Its almost like she treats everyone close to her really shitty lmao. I hope her treatment of augustus declines and the cast sees her for who she is

>the cast sees her for who she is
I mean, they have, but Mike used to white knight for her back then.
Lately it seems like Paulo is going through the same revelation that Lucy's a bitch in every chapter Lucy and him show up in because Taeshi can't into consistency

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EG got good taste.

Draw more switch dog while your hands still work bud.

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I still don't get why Daisy abandoned Mike and defended Lucy. She never liked Lucy but now she thinks Lucy is great and Mike is shit?

Mike BAD

There is no good reason. Even in "It's All in the Mind" Daisy was hyper-critical of Lucy up until this page right after Lucy had a sperg-fit and suddenly they're cool with each other.
I know Mike was acting dickish in the last few pages but it still feels so weird for Daisy to just ditch him outright after years of chasing his dick without some sort of lead-up.

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If we're talking about this chapter right now Mike has been growing increasingly insufferable as of late because Sandy won't text back. Slamming Paulo's face into the lunch table, screaming at Sue in the hallway, and now this. Even Daisy's got her limits. Granted Lucy is still a huge bitch but that Taekwondo chapter a while back had a trademark BCB dramatic shouting contest between her and Daisy so I guess she's more sympathetic towards her.

Isn't David confirmed for pansexual? It's hard to take David as a character anyways - he is just a walking meme and strictly only ever used for comic relief. Like, beyond that he literally has no character what so ever.

Yeah, Matt unfortunately is quota for the tumblr crowd. He had potential and I even wanted to see him get his happily ever after with Jordan. But Taeshi just wanted to yank on everyone's dick and pretty much just made a filler chapter with no payoff..

I mean unless you count crying whiny Paulo 'development'.

True, too bad it's only ever gonna be 'IM SO GAY BUT IM SAD BECAUSE NOONE ELSE IS GAY AND ALSO I ACT NICE BECAUSE IM SUFFERING INSIDE FOR BEING SO GAY!1'

I think she's just tired of hearing Mike complain about Lucy, since it's implied he's been going at it for a few days now. Doesn't mean she thinks Lucy is great, you just inferred it on your own.
Nobody likes a whiner

>But Taeshi just wanted to yank on everyone's dick

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Mike never complained about Lucy.

His username looks familar. I either know him from the IRC or maybe that Bad Webcomics Wiki

>Madison and Matt that high.

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>Mat that high
adison that high
Suit get the fuck out of here

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>pansexual
>walking meme
tru.dat

>Slamming Paulo's face into the lunch table
It's funny how no one gave a shit about this but a few mean words about Lucy? That is a crime. Paulo was a faggot for not giving Mike at least a punch on the face tho. As friends.
>screaming at Sue in the hallway
He was right. Sue is a bitch.

He started complaining the moment he saw her. And in picrelated, either Daisy got implanted with fake memories in here, or that scene wasn't the first time Mike has been whining about Lucy.
Of course, in a splending Taeshi's fashon, it's been happening offscreen, but it's a fact that it happened nonetheless

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They had some feelsy gay hug thing in an intermission chapter instead of, you know, a more reasonable reaction to having your face slammed into a public lunch table hard enough to cause a nosebleed. It's been long established that talking things out isn't exactly a concept thay exists in BCB
As for Daisy, I guess she's still hung up over Mike because this was her only reaction (and then the topic changes to Lucy with the chapter ending with a weak joke)

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Anyone else notice Daisy’s growth spurt? Girls stop growing a year after their first period. In the last chapter that Daisy had an interaction with Augustus, she was slightly shorter than him, but now she’s significantly taller.

Society...

>Molly maggot-tier

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>confirmed for pansexual

The gays say bisexual and pansexual mean the same thing, just that people used bisexual coz normal people didn't consider non binary a thing and pansexuals wouldn't be taken seriously.

Depends who you ask. Some people say bisexuality is "two or more" and thus inclusive, and that counting trans people as separate genders than the ones they identify as as some people who identify as "pan" do is bad.

Tumblr drama is fascinating to me.

In any case though, I'm pretty sure David is bi, not pan.

"Pan" would also apply to people born intersex who don't align with either gender and those who present fully androgynously. Bi implies a specific attraction to girls and one to boys.
It's a useful category.

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I thought pansexual meant "would fuck any kind of live form". That is what my scifi novels and comics tell me.

This page is genuinely more interesting to look at then most of the mordern pages what the fuck

K.
See, it's also useful for that. Even if you presume "agender" to not exist, pan people could be attracted to fictional genderless characters like robots.
As I said. It's a useful descriptive category. You can find it icky if you want but it ain't horseshit.

>best characters put worst character where it belongs

naw its still semantic horseshit with no realistic meaning.

daisy's been drinking her growth syrum

Why do we have Mollyposters when we could be enjoying the company of the far superior Rachelposters?

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Molly is cute and good.

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Because a caring shortstack is too good for the story.

She does sometimes rape, though.

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Rachel is the most powerful member of the bcb cast.

All sex with Rachel is consensual.

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With the pussy game she's got going you'd have to be super gay to call it rape

Speaking of, someone post the Matt paywall chapter.

Only Matt is powerful enough to protect his virginity from her.

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Y'all like sinful Jasmine, right?

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>This chapter is a sugary sweet delicious donut with a razor blade inside it. And it’s clear that all this sweet cute shit was just to butter you up, but no amount of sugar will make that blade go down any easier.
Maybe Taeshi's trying to make her comic live up to its title.

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This is absolutely filthy and out of character behavior.

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>Guy who got kicked out of the bcb fandom for criticising the comic before it was cool
LOOOOOOL That is not what happened. I remember this sperglord, he rage quit from the forums and posted some fucking wall of text how everyone was against him when nobody cared to read his fucking awful fanfiction anymore. He couldn't keep to anything for more than a day and everything had to be some cross over with his obsessions at the time whether that was Left 4 dead or my little pony.
Amazil making himself out like he's some sort of authority on story writing is some funny shit. Figured he'd move on in 9 years but he did seem one of the largest autists there.

He sperged out after Taeshi made a post in the forums telling him to quit making January right? Also hi lackluster.

>lackluster
moar like hackbluster amirite

Isn't Lackluster or Bramblepaws or whomever the one who makes all the tumblr Mega-Posts kissing Taeshi's ass at every slight turn?

That's also the one who "deduced' we were suppose to assume Lucy and Paulo fucked during the play between scenes in the dressing rooms with very vague dialogue and panels.

Also had some sharp insights like "Paulo is selfish"

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Bramble does lots of short, tumblr speak responses, Lack makes the megaposts. Both kiss bcb ass.

By the time this arc ends, it will be October again. It's absurd.

To be fair he is the most wishy washy character in the story. Between relationships,crushes to his morality and how well he treats others.

He's meant to be a jerk with a heart of gold archetype but often is so annoying and slingshots all over the place its hard to root for him.

The orange cat was it gay for the grey one?

Are there even any examples of him behaving selfishly?

Yes, he fantasizes about his gray boyhole, but only when Lucy isn't available. It's a very tenuous friendship and one that I'm almost certain will be torn apart this chapter.

>Mike that low
I'm offended and insulted and DEMAND lewd drawings as reparations for this.

Admittedly the dude does have this weird expectation that the characters in a melodrama make mostly rational decisions when that kind of kills the whole point. I don't get people who admire Sue or Rachel for avoiding drama. Like yeah my favorite character in this action show is the soccer mom who scolds everybody for being so violent. Still, personally I enjoy reading people's opinions on BCB, especially if they're outside the approved circle.

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Who's the dude hugging Daisy?

Crabby Abby, her now ex boyfriend

Amazil also got outed as a kiddy fiddler in the super cancerous discord of a year ago. His dick pic is out there, plus a pretty A+ erotic RP he had in public. Surprised he hasn’t been vanned now he lives in Cali

This is not so much acting selfish as acting like he's somehow lost knowledge he used to have.

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>Not staying with Rachel

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>next page in two days
Are we back to 3 pages per week?

that must be a mistake, there was no announcement whatsoever

Wasn't there some bit about two things a week all April. Though the second thing is probably not another part

You are MISTAKEN, user!

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haha, good thing they fixed it! three pages per week, what a silly thought!

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Kiwifarms when

dial tone still remains the best chapter after reading it again

anyone know whats up with that those images of lucy and that oc cat with the green sweater that taeshi has drawn porn of? i still dont know any context behind it

I think he was someone's OC

>months ago mention here how one of the thumbnails on the archive page wasn't properly updated
>fixed within minutes
>now this
I guess we know who's still lurking in there threads.

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That's Liam, he was somebody's OC. I wasn't around for it, but from what I've seen of that one non-canon comic, he's the only character who isn't Lucy that's allowed to be as much of a Mary Sue as she is. It was a while ago, but I think the plot ends with Lucy telling Mike that he doesn't own her, one of the first scenes of many where the comic tries to pretend that it wasn't Lucy taking Mike for granted. If I recall correctly, that comic was a BCI, so if anybody has it saved, now is a good time for a storytime. Taeshi herself drew some porn of Liam and Lucy at some point, either that or a very good imitator.

Well, in that case
The ebooks, Suit. Release them.

>now is a good time for a storytime
I found it on the oldest version of the website's chapter index page on wayback machine. It used to be a mainline chapter!

It's 36 pages long so that seems like a bit much for a storytime

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>twilight getup
When did Mike start bringing the bantz?

It's a little odd to bring up something trivial from literally one year ago.

Might be interesting to post something from the last Halloween comic.

Chapter 60. This was one year ago in the story and almost nine years ago in real time. Paulo and Jasmine were together. The pets still showed up. The tone was goofy. They murdered a gay.

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Ah yes, the good old days.

>It used to be a mainline chapter!
You're having a laugh. Post a link. I've started looking on my own but the oldest keeps redirecting me to I guess what the old urls were. Reading what's left of the old information page was neat, though, as well as the fact that there used to be arc names even for volume 1 stuff.

He used to be able to bring the heat, mainly with Lucy, but he got softer as the comic went on. He still does it sometimes, like in that BCI where he buys Haley a gift or when he flips off David over text. Plus he's pissed because Paulo scared him.

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I miss the pets

web.archive.org/web/20110902060401/http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/archives.html

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Their only function now would be to piss on Mike 24/7, making them hyper redundant. Lily would continue being judgmentally useless as always.

Not that user but here's the link:
web.archive.org/web/20101227025306/http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c57/p1.html

It was never canon, though. It's an old voting incentive comic that was later reposted on the site itself and then got thrown behind the paywall.

Remember when Taeshi was in a videogame?

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>paywalling napkin doodle comics
>paywalling napkin doodle comics she used to bribe readers for votes
Taeshi never had anything approaching dignity.

Huh, how bout that. Looking through these archives is neat. The archive of the guest comic chapter really blueballed me, though. The first two load, and the rest don't seem to work. Anybody has a fix for this, I'm all ears. Here's something I've never seen posted here before, it's the second comic. The first is on candybooru, I think.

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Trying searching for more recent scans of the website. They might have intact copies of the pages you're looking for.

Damn. Even the archive was better back then

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Nothing seems to work so far, but I'm not going to get too deep into it considering how late it is.
Anybody else get melancholy going through archives of old stuff like this? Especially given I didn't even know the comic existed back then, it's kind of a hollow feeling only being able to look back.

Yeah, the arc stuff feels more earnest somehow.

I can't view any page after page 4 for some reason

madison is just annoying. matt's gay but not a flaming homo, he's alright

i feel the same way user, i got into the comic around when there were daily threads sometime during lucy suicide flashback

The pets did nothing but add crappy jokes and fuel Lucy x Mike drama fodder. The Yoshi ripoff constantly goating Mike into being a relationship with Lucy was pretty lame. Plus it didn't make much sense world-building wise. Then again, fuck actually having any world building according to Taeshi.

We'll just say dogs and cats can't have fucked up hybrid kids and call it a day.

Paulo x Mike only exists to pander to fushojis that actually believe there will be any male on male romance in this comic series. We already got a useless chapter with Matt and Jordan as it is.

It also just opens up Paulo (orange cat) being able to be horny and want to fuck/be in a relationship with even MORE characters then he already was.


Does anyone have any paywall locked BCI comics?

i cannot wait for 5 paulo centered chapters once this one finally ends in october

Honestly I wonder sometimes if Suit is a janitor. He's the kind of person who would go to those lengths to control critics.

That doesn't explain why these threads are allowed to exist period. Though it's pretty suspicious how EVERY bcb thread is deleted within 24 hours.

Since it's established they still read these threads, I have a question:
Why does Taeshi allow herself to take a moral high ground with regard to fans drawing nsfw content, supposedly due to the underage status of her characters, when she in recent memory drew one of said characters' pee soaked cameltoe, and continues to draw fetish commissions?

I don't even care for bcb porn, I just can't stand this kind of hypocrisy.

>recent memory
That was at least a few years ago
>continues to draw fetish commissions
Not true, at least not officially

I just want to know why Taeshi shits on Mike so much? He is right.

Matt x Sam when..?

At least he could see get some Khao Manee dick.

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I love your art

W-woah

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Do not read this comic.

I sure hope this is End-Game material here, otherwise I'm gonna drop this stupid comic.

Shame the side-characters are more interesting then most the main ones.

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Jordan doesn't deserve that goddess

Well - its the most likely ship for Rachael now lol. Jordan is a weenie - but I'd say he is better for her then Paulo ever was.

Even with the current garbage writing I'd enjoy BCB 3x more with this sketchy style than what Tae is trying to feed us. How do we throw money at you for more Rachel pics because God DAMN

He's a weenie, but a loyal weenie.

I'm sorry, but Sam is for Lucy and Lucy alone.

>Even with the current garbage writing I'd enjoy BCB 3x more with this sketchy style than what Tae is trying to feed us.

That's because the sketchy shit isn't a polished turd with obnoxious body dimensions.
Also sketches leave something for the imagination to fill out, while the filter laden wannabe weeb crap nukes the possibility of that from orbit.
In essence, Tae's attempt at going pro is self sabotaging and doing more harm than good.

Yeah i always hated that an adult who free loads off a highschool has no right to be judging her and her friends for their petty drama

Hi Inter

Sam is for mowing Matt and Madison down in a lethal car accident

you guys ruined her

I keep forgetting this comic is stuck in 2008

Man I'd love to ruin Molly

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this is exactly what im talking about

It's her, jasmine without the eyeballs obsession and "I haet polo" retcon'ish thing or slutpupper.

yay... more chapters of Paulo either being nonsensically gay, a colossal wimp with the spine and willpower of a boiled noodle or shipped hardcore without basis for it with the chubster McFat making Mike the size of a infant changes nothing Taeshi.

molly shouldnt be on your list at all

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Hot damn

Savdd to fave

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If Taeshi drew Rachel like this, THEN I'd really believe Paulo was gay. He'd have to be to not go steady with her in a heart beat.

Gonna stack more (You)s on the pile, you deserve em.

Don't forget Taeshi could have easily made Matt this cool instead of being an uwu big soft boy