THEY'LL NEVER STOP THE SIMPSONS

He's like the jk rowling of the simpsons.

The guy who invented it pronounces it jif.
It's still wrong.

And of course it has to be the liberal girl, because you know, it's not like we need originality.

Why on earth are progressives suddenly trying to promote polygamy? It is the least feminist type of situation in practice.

She's 8.

Our Rule34 Dreams come to life?

I wanna see Bart "make out with a boy"

Who cares. Lisa's already a shit.

You can't pull that one they said
"Adult Sexuality" so in other words a "future Episode"

Tho I don't know what "Puberty" is for

Never take advice on language and composition from a programmer.

>Lisa being bi and poly is about as surprising as Wonder Woman was "revealed" as such
>Yea Forums spergs about it regardless
Sort yourselves out.

That's how it's pronounced though. That's how the person who coined the term says it. "Gif" with a hard G just because acceptable because normies all pronounced it wrong

She's a vegetarian to show how woke she is, you think she won't eat pussy to show how woke she is?

>Milhouse. Gay (Mid 90's)
>Milhouse. Bi (2000's)
.Martin Prince .Jr. Gay (Mid 2000's)
Martin Prince .Jr Bi (Mid 2000's)
Martin Prince .Jr Transgender (in a Future Episode)
Lisa Simpson. Bi (Future Cannon)

I'm begin to this Bi is just a fetish for most people like anal sex vs true Bi-Sexual people.

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I bet you pronounce "Stephen" as "Steven", don't you phaggot?

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Is this a new copy paste?

You pronounce giraffe with a hard g too, genious?

>Well Yea Forums how does it feel to be trolled, memed, jiffed, and dare I say, pwned?

Well Lisa how does it feel to be trolled, memed, jiffed, and dare I say, porned?

>WE'VE GOT STORIES FOR YEARS LIKE

CHUCK BUYS BACK THE STORE FROM SNEED

Nah she's got a crush on Langdon Alger

Old news, there's an episode from way back where adult Lisa had a girlfriend before she grew out of it and got MILLHOUSE'D

Here's the original article that Gay Star News quotes from: metro.co.uk/2019/04/02/simpsons-showrunner-teases-lisas-sexuality-become-polyamorous-president-9090903/
>Despite being stuck aged eight for the past 30 years, smart-alec Lisa Simpson is clearly wise beyond her years, and thanks to the magic of flash-forwards and dream sequences, we’ve been given glimpses to who she could become as an adult.

>Speaking exclusively to Metro.co.uk, Al said: ‘I see Lisa as President and possibly polyamorous, [and] Bart enjoying life as he did at the end of the Barthood episode.’

>On top of this, Al also confirmed that the team were looking to bring more diversity to the show – including more LGBT characters. It’s already previously been suggested by fan theories the world over that Lisa could be part of the LGBT community, despite her young age.

That's pretty much it. Not even a video or audio clip of the interview.

LISAMANIA??

Why is Bart such a lesbophobic alt right bigot?

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Sis can't even share a girlfriend

They should do an episode where Lisa comes out as gay and no one cares. The rest of the episode is Lisa then put into existential depression as her identities under progressive acceptance mean nothing.

Look at his hands. She smacked his balls previously and now he's guarding the jewels.

To be honest, Lisa spouting internet slang right and left and looks like a complete idiot doing it is almost what original Simpsons would do in this era, except they would've pointed out how ridiculous she looks doing that.

>she comes out
>oblivious to a girl pursuing her afterwards
Sad episode

Just Trolling you guys XD

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I thought they already did that, did I hallucinate it?

>Wikipedia already listing Lisa Simpsons as bisexual
Along with listing long time devout jewish character Egon Spangler as atheist because he a scientist. Wikipedia boil my fanboy piss. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Simpson

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"GIF" is an acronym; the first word is GRAPHIC, with a hard "G".

>Speaking exclusively to Metro.co.uk, Al said: ‘I see Lisa as President and possibly polyamorous, [and] Bart enjoying life as he did at the end of the Barthood episode
Lisa confirmed as an untalented sell-out while Bart is living the life Lisa always wanted but never had neither the guts or the talent to achieve

>Egon Spengler an atheist
>Man who spent his adult life proving the existence of a afterlife
>The man who the most knowledge religion and spirituality
>The ghostbusters who mostly turn to religion for comfort
Unless IDW comics retcon Egon Spengler. That page is bullshit. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egon_Spengler

Ray didn't believe in god

>Do you believe in god, Ray?
>Never met him

So when are we getting the porn of Lisa getting a triple vaginal creampie while licking two pussies at once?

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He's just jealous.

Calling Egon is extra dumb when you realize Ray Stantz atheism is treated as a joke because of he like the ghostbusters Equivalent of a flat earther.

Are you confusing Egon with ray?

Lisa would be a TERF or some kind of tumblrkin with 56 genders because it's more controversial.

Do you pronounce graphic as Jraphic?

>the two smartest children in school are both polyamorous bisexual

What did they mean by this ?

based negative two cubed

>despite her young age

>Unless IDW comics retcon Egon Spengler.
As much as I loved ghostbusters the video game being ghostbusters 3. I can’t help feel Winston getting a PhD at night school defects the purpose of him being a Everyman.

“Limiting yourself is dumb” seems to be the moral

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>consonant

you're a dumbass if you didnt know she was most likely bisexual for like 15 years. This is getting angry over nothing

>using an acronym's base words to influence pronunciation

I always knew hard g gif was retarded, and now I have proof.

Hipster Leftists just have a fetish for rare minorities and think they are moral and clever for putting them in their cartoon.

even the showrunners celebrate Lisamania 2019

Lisa is boring as fuck and I never liked her goody two shoes stick in the mud attitude since I used to get bullied by some freakishly tall mexican chick who acted like her in middle school, she stole my 15 dollars I had for a field trip one time out of my bookbag and threw stuff at me during a class I had with her and her friends
Don't even care fuck lisa

Do you pronounce laser as LasEar? Is it FUHbar? Your proposed rules are arbitrary and inaccurate.

She was word for word confirmed as the first STRAIGHT female president. This is a retcon if anything.

>Using an 8 year old girl to peddle your sexual fantasies
Thaaaaaat's a paddlin'.

Most spanish speakers call it gift, minus t

Why can't they make Bart bisexual?

Yea Forums

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So what? CERN is an acronym too, where the C stands for Council, but you don't pronounce it as Kern.

Do people actually care about this zombie?

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Yes and in another future episode she had two girlfriends at the same time. Future episodes are not consistent

Spaghetti is straight too until you get it wet.

Oh SHIT

Thats a quote lesbians use to rape straight women

>Bart eventually shapes up and becomes Chief Justice of the Supreme Court while Lisa becomes the President
I honestly wouldn't see anything wrong with this.

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>women
>rapists
Not even other women can be raped by a woman.

horse cum

I don't know, the IDW comics make a running gag out of the fact that in the Ghostbusters world ghosts exist but other paranormal phenomena like cryptids and aliens do not, and are usually ghosts in disguise.

Always thought the running gag is lisa is a progressive so of course she would have two girlfriends. Keep in mind that the idea of two gfs and things like polyamory were considered a lot more fringe when that episode aired

And it works!

Lisa and Martin Prince .JR

Don't take you age 50 to know your gay or bi brother.

That said adult years Retard and also it doesn't take a adult to have a boyfriend or girlfriend just look at Barts many.

And I don't know why you guys are getting triggered? Is it because she's a girl, they've been Milhouse gay since kindergarten and he had 2 girlfriends and to this day chasing Lisa.

>a cartoon character, who we will never see act out her sexual inclinations in any official capacity, must be known to be bisexual and poly
It's shit, Dave

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It's just that there is a lack of space on the couch.

Wake me up when they replace the writers, animators and actors with a neural network.

Is this actual, official artwork?

That's dumb. Egon straight up uses magic in the cartoon.

Because you got Milhouse
In a resent episode "the girl on the bus" Milhouse said he "And I Love you Bart".
Need I say more.

Who knows

youtube.com/watch?v=rrDsXrTbkII

Lisa's dated/married men in episodes before. She even had kids in one episode and joked with Marge about fucking Milhouse.

After probably around 10 seasons I gave it another shot. Just saw "Girl's in the band" and it was surprisingly solid with a cohesive plot. Even more so as it is a Lisa episode.

We have seen her be into both girls and boys before, so the bisexual thing does make sense.

Of course when I say it I'm a degenerate pervert!

So just this joke over and over for 22 minutes? I'd actually be okay with that.

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You do realize anyone can edit wikipedia's, right? Just change it back.

>lisa is sneedsexual

formerly straight

BIG BUTT

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dumping

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As a progressive and a feminist, it beats the shit out of me. Two people are a marriage, three people might as well be a corporation.

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I started having crushes on other boys at six. I just didn’t know there steps beyond show-me-yours.

Hopeless ghosts trapped in a nuclear reactor kind of disproves Christianity. Judaism is iffier.

One, two, three
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
One, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves me
Oh
Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?
Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?
Are you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are, you in
I am countin'

Bisexuals are smarter than you.

I could see it being interesting if they fleshed it out, the way I'd do it is

>Bart treating her more like a brother suddenly which Lisa likes at first but then starts hating
>Homer is proud of her no matter what, which turns into him being all "Ha-ha! My kid's gay and yours isn't! Loser!"
>Marge always thought she was progressive but suddenly has a problem with Lisa being gay

Most of the episode could be about Lisa making herself stand out as gay while also finding out it's not an automatic "interesting point" that suddenly makes a person worth more.

It's from an episode about Bart as an adult, there's a growing up montage that shows Lisa going through the college lesbian life cycle

Girlfriend->Polyslut -> Married to Millhouse

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Hell is canon in the ghostbusters. So are demons and selling one soul. Especially once you get to extreme ghostbusters. When it’s explained regular ghosts are afraid of demons.

Wikipedia is a biased hell hole, for fuck sake the site nearly melted down because of the Muller Report posting in the news section. God the editors were so butt hurt by the lack of collusion they self censored the blurb to not even mention it.

So you pronounce it 'jift' instead of gift?

MAKE MAGGIE GAY, TRULY MAKING AMERICA SHOCKED !

>imagine being so illiterate that you dont know the meaning of jiff beyond silly animated images.

en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/jiff#English

lisa will become a child pornstar to help normalize paedophilia

One thing I noticed was that the page for the Republican party gets vandalized on average at 3x the rate of the page for the Democrat part.

Probably because one of the VAs wrote it and one can hopefully assume they understand how the show works a bit better than whatever they have for writers now.

How's lisamania doing?

>How's lisamania doing?

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>God the editors were so butt hurt by the lack of collusion they self censored the blurb to not even mention it.
Wikipedia probably will collapse on itself like snopes is now. Hell Wikipedia creator had to lawyer up because the site editors were sharing CP with each other.

I am guessing Wikipedia still censoring the democrat party connection with the KKK?

Marge just doesn't age

Nah, that's Penny from Inspector gadget

+8?

[citation needed]

>Lisa Simpson was mentioned at the 2018 CPAC when Senator Ted Cruz called the Democratic Party "The Party of Lisa Simpson", as opposed to the Republican Party being the party of the rest of the family.

I completely forgot Cruz is a big fan of Simpsons and couldn't have been any more based.

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>Cruz missile could’ve became president if it wasn’t for ((/pol/)) faggoty
I hope /pol/ enjoy getting drafted by Zionist trump

maaaarge bart raped milhouse

>porned
That's been going on for a while now.

>Girlfriend -> Polyslut -> Married to Millhouse
Alrighty.

>+8
see me after class, user

Fuck off user, I am NOT a english native speaker, why your alphabet is so inconsistent?. Not russian, spanish, korean, or even japanese have that kind of exeptions

Homer looks so fucking proud
I wish my dad had confidence in me

Like all fine wines and women, the age only make them better

Wish I could say the same of her voice actor.

US history is divided into several pages. I wouldn't even look at the page for "United States History (2000 to present), let alone try to edit it.

Well I hope. Anyway, all the incest would explain her off beat views on sexuality and relationships later on. So all that sex with Bart is now canon as far as I'm concerned. Just not any of the awful dialogue.

Can't it be both?

US history is divided into several pages. I wouldn't even try to look at the page for "United States History (2000 to present)", let alone try to edit it.

Every season I expect less and less from the Simpsons and every season I am disappointed more and more.

>Simpson's still trying to stay relevant by doing obvious right-wing baiting
You fall for this obvious marketing ploy hook, line, and sinker every goddamn time and plaster it all over this site. Good job still doing Disney's job for them.

>she likes boys
>she got disgust at a girl hitting on her
>in the future she's married and/or dating men

Sure, she's a future lesbian - nu-Simpsons is dead anyway

Uh, more like this?

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The only reason I can think of is to normalize cheating to the point where its meaningless

Gay boys are one step lower on the progressive ladder than gay girls

Gay men are the straight, White men of the LGBT.

It's kind of funny that seeing her skip around like that is almost enough all by itself.

When you're right, you're right.
It's obviously they've been pushing hard this season especially to stay relevant.

I love the image of user just going to sleep

All anons are adorable when they're sleeping.

>Or even Japanese
Oh you poor, sweet summer child
There are literally 20 ways to pronounce 生

I thought that was bi since they're basically considered traitors. I even heard they're trying to get rid of the B in LGBT because of it.

I wanna know more so I can laugh

They consider bis non-oppressed and just trying to piggyback a movement they don't know the struggles of. There's also the femenazis that hate men so much they hate women that aren't 100% lesbian. They aren't even allowed to show up at rallies sometimes either. This is extra ironic since the whole movement is supposed to be about not discriminating based on sexuality.

We knew this, remember the future episodes?

>Laser
>Scuba
>Nasa

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technically they already established she'd experiment in college
but it was a JOKE dammit

That would actually be right, though
the left wouldnt allow that

bi is the thinking man's sexuality

Yes, but hiragana and katakana are consistent, Kanji are evident exeption, but in context consistent

SHE'S A FUCKING CHILD

Wasn't this confirmed in a "future" episode a very long time ago? Are they hoping nobody remembers so they can recycle more old material?

so this is how they start making pedophilia good in the eyes of viewers

If they were really courageous, they'd also make Bart all of those things.

Retard they said her adult years Ned Flanders

The whole 3 Dollar Bill strip club incident tells me this is actually possible

Could have Bart making out with Milhouse in Milhouse dreams.

Or ship Milhouse with Maggie!

So where's the news? There's one episode of the future where they show how Lisa had 2 lesbian gf (fucking whore) but in the end she ends with Milhouse

>ship Milhouse with Maggie

>Maggie sucking sounds, Bart in another room
>Bart sees Maggie's pacifier on the ground
>Hears a loud UUUNNGH from the other room
>"I-It's not what it looks like!"

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Yeah you know what? Fuck it. Make the eight year old girl a full-on trans who has cocaine-induced foursomes with celebrities of the week. Why? Because fuck it. Nothing matters.

None of this matters.

She's eight fucking years old you worthless fucking pedophile.
Stay away from schoolgrounds like you're legally required to do.

Thank you :D why I had that ship in mind.

>user still cared about simpsons before this

Retard again did you read, they said adult Lisa's sexuality. And also it doesn't a adult to have a crush on one. Where have you been?

>eight fucking years
Personally I'd only go for the latter two of those years at most.

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It doesn't take a adult to have a crush on someone.

>And also it doesn't a adult to have a crush on one. Where have you been?
The article is about grown ass men speculating on the sexuality of an eight year old.
Of course those grown ass men are homosexuals, much like you probably are.

Be sure to report to your parole officer between sessions of jerking it to the theoretical sexuality of eight year olds, champ.

Isn't she still in the 2nd grade? Kinda fucked up to try and determine the sexuality of an elementary school student.

I hate that this is actually (kind of) true.
youtu.be/n5oHoh0JjSY?t=36

I can tell your both immature (under 30),
analyzing a character is different than rubbing one out. And it sound more like your bitter because she's not all that straight as you want her to be you wouln't be screaming the same if it was anyone other than her.

They even joked about Bart being posibly being gay back in his early school day on for his School records to be mixed up with Milhoues's
from Season 1 episode 2 (So much for being a Simpsons fan) Please do your history before going in Feminist mode! XD

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interesting information about an 8-year-old, do these people want to fuck lisa ?

No one said this when She had Nelson as a Boyfriend, Do you people even watch the show?

Pedophile

Didn't read and wanting "attention" is all your proving to me.

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So Nelson is a pedophile?

I'm offended that not even ONE of the posts you quoted was mine. Get your shit straight.

Your just covering your ass because your facts are not straight (your post is Highlighted) and the posts you replayed to are mine, who are you fooling?

What I don''t get with the People calling everyone that don't like pedos for thinking Lisa could is Bi or Gay.

No one screamed pedo when Bart or Lisa had Boyfriends and Girlfriends.

BUT I Have a few Questions for the haters!

>No one thought Lisa (8) was going to have sex with Nelson (10) when that were dating?

>No one assumed Bart had a sex life because he had Many Girlfriends. No one get all that butt hurt about that!

>No one one this site ever had a crush when they were a kid?

>Do you really think you have to be a Adult to have crush's on people or are you mixing that up with sex?

>Do you people even watch the Simpsons season 1-10 ? because 80% of you guys don't even know Simpson 101

>No one Qu
>

maybe it´s because kids having hetero crushes are perceived as normal or maybe it´s because the writers didn´t make a big deal about it

>possibly
wow so brave

This is why I don't understand why everyone's flipping out
Also future episodes are as many different timelines as there are treehouse of horror deaths

But that's just the point
>how many pepole do you think would assumed that they are having a sexual relationship just because there boyfriend and girlfriend, None would so why.....

Milhouse in "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
when noticing a boy, named Deven Woosterfield
as beautiful, no one had a meltdown with that.
And with a truck load of episodes messing up the cannon why do people desire to flip now? or at least on this site.

Bunch of Bloggers build post about Bart or Milhouse or Martin Prince. JR being gay no one trolls. It's a girl (Lisa) being bi or Lesbian "everyone is a pedo" Haha

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zombie Simpsons has made a lot Milhouse gay jokes, it´s nothing more than a joke at his expense, not representation being celebrated by articles

also, Lisa has been bi for a while, one of the future episodes show her on a lesbian relationship on a photo and I don´t remember that much backslash, probably because it was adult Lisa and people don't like showing kids as gay

What? No, no, that user tried to quote the people in the thread who'd lust after an 8 year old cartoon girl and failed to cite any of my posts doing exactly that. No idea what you're on about. Some sort of false equivalency argument? To answer some of your questions, I don't think 8 and 10 year olds actually have sex though I did experiment at that age with neighbor girls; Yes I had crushes when I was a kid well before I could masturbate; I watched Simpsons' early seasons (1 through 9-10ish) when they aired but not since; 'No one Qu' is a statement, not a question.

So am I off the hook, namefag?

Making girls lesbian / bisexual is much MUCH easier to get away with now than doing the same with boys.

Okay just checking, you won't believethe amount people who think Boyfriend and Girlfriend = sex

You speak the truth

>Minor family disputes become major national problems
No thank you.

Do you pronounce it "gurraffe"? G at the beginning of a sentence has multiple possible sounds that are only known by context. And the context here is that "Jiff" is the official pronunciation.

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I'd post it if I could but can a brother post the 'Bart get out I'm piss' picture? Phone posting

Lisa loves tasty pussy, and dog and horse. She is pan

Sneed

Dental plan!

A couch gag already and several future episodes already revealed Lisa's yuri dabblings.

hi my name is 'john'
it's pronounced 'fuck you, english is whatever i want it to be'

What episode is the right image from?

>Bisexual
>Poly-amorous
So...a turbo slut?

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Jesus she’s just a kid.

Gay boys, especially white ones, aren't progressive anymore. That black background kid from his class could work, but Bart isn't allowed to have friends other than Milhouse and Nelson

>being polyamorous is getting lumped in with LGBT
Yeah no way this could go wrong

Worse.
A horny fucking loser that will hook up with anything that pays attention to her.

>bisexual and polyamorus

Shes 8 years old.

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That would be hot if she was in her adult form.
Now im just gonna run away from it because i don't wanna go to jail.

squared is positive, cubed is back to negative

They always make Bart out to be the loser recently, but he's supposed to become the supreme court justice.

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Reminder that Fox Television advocates sex reassignment surgery to newborns.

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There have been children who identify as transgender as young as four.

It's CERN, stupid

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Twitter Fags get over your self's

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Lisa is for Bart only

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But that episode portrayed the sex change wrong and selfish

*as wrong and selfish

Whoa there son, I don't know if that's advertiser friendly, even if certain parts are out of view.

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if advertisers cannot appreciate this beauty, I don't respect them anyway

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She's obviously referring to the image format based on the context of the scene you mongoloid. The definition you cite wouldn't make any grammatical sense if applied to the line of dialog.

You can't just show that on a christian website!

That's a scene from the end of Flanders' Ladder.

If she's so polyamorous, maybe the answer is more Barts.

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Hey you can't Rule34 Here!

Could be, haha

don't worry there's no visible genitalia

SNEED

Work to earn it. I want to make my dad proud too. Homer is an idiot though.

>still not deleted

mods delete gumball threads faster than they delete loli/shota lol

pedos are the thing christian conservatives hate the most and the left only goes along with the pedo hate because hispanics are still very religious. it'll be another knife for them to twist later on when it's convenient.

Don't know what beef they have with gumball?

Pedo need a deep ass fucking so that can understand what trama there flicking on other people.

Are you fucking retarded? Christian conservatives are the source of pedophile shelters all over the US.

Your bias is showing, /pol/babby.

possibly
Isn't it canon she had multiple girlfriends at one point in one of the future episodes?

Yes and at the same time too

That explains why christian conservatives loved Roy Moore so much.

Isn't that episode nearly 10 years old? Why are people getting angry now?

Didn't they do a couch gag already where future Lisa is a lesbo?

Yes and one where she's poly but since people here don't actually watch the show they'll rage about it as if it was a new thing

>Are you fucking retarded? Christian conservatives are the source of pedophile shelters all over the US.
and they feel guilty for this so they champion pedo witchhunts, which ironically often come back to bite them

I never said christian conservatives were smart or mentally stable

Polygamy and polyamory are different things.

Twitter faggots are broad today, so they Re-Hash the past. Gives them something to do.

>smart or mentally stable
But on this site Fussing on a Non-Real Lisa Simpson

Your the first to get it.

They've been portraying her that way for nearly 20 years.

I Still say make Maggie Gay or ship Maggie with Milhouse, watch the internet Meltdown :D it'll be fun to watch!

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SHE'S 9 YEARS OLD. Why the fuck is the Simpsons writing about the sexuality OF A 9 YEAR OLD???

That sounds hilarious

Because she dated Nelson, My troll friend

Straight is a sexuality too you know

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Give lisa a steady girlfriend hashtag

Just have Lisa date Bart already. It's the only thing that makes sense for both of them.

Blow their minds there

Would put Simpsons back on the edge, But I think they need to try that with Milhouse since people take things way do deep when it comes to a non-real Lisa. Haha Milhouse and his first boyfriend.

Cletus Spuckler & Brandine Spuckler

they'll do anything to keep the series relevant

including pedobait

shad?

What? They are just a bunch of happy stars that are producing news content.

If they showed Lisa having a crush on a boy would you freak out?

Where did you moralfags come from? Why are you roleplaying as Helen Lovejoy?

They never shit on Lisa anymore, so they wouldn't do it.

They say Lisa may be bi polyamorous in the future, not now. It's still bullshit and a desperate cry for attention but still you should read the damn thing.

Let's see if they know

>HAS BART EVER BEEN WITH GUYS
They can blame it on the cheap hair shampoo that feminises alligators.

Awesome fap material nonetheless

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thats basically US's political system

I truly hate the simpsons, I truly hope Disney pulls that shit off the air for good.

Definitely fits her obnoxious shitty personality

The future ep showed Lisa indulging in a lesbian and poly relationship that made everyone uncomfortable before settling for Millhouse.

That was the whole joke.

What the fuck is wrong with the people in this thread? You're watching a series in which both men and women, good and bad guys can express themselves however they want and you're pulling the straightie bullshit? You goddamn cowards, you absolute fucking fools. You're stuck so far up the closet inside of your ass that every word you shit out of it reeks of your internalized homophobia and insecurity. You keep arguing that your favorite characters are canonically straight despite the series and Groening himself being above caring about things like this. This site has more than enough insecure faggots like you ruining it by pretending that their favorite cartoon or comic's like, SO straight, dude. Fuck off and go wank your smelly micropenises to whatever this season's generic mass-produced CalArts show is, maybe that'll make you feel straighter than watching Simpsons.

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>polyamorous

what does it even mean?

>go to work
>come back after working late
>it's STILL up
Did jannies get assassinated or something?

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They would have never made this decision if the climate were not like it is today. It’s a con. I don’t really give a shit either way, but you are mentally unstable to post such a rant. Just like the people who are pissed about the change in the first place.

Calm down. It’s a fucking cartoon. No one ever told me to look up to fake characters.

I mean they've shown her with women and two spouses in "future" episodes before, one even in your supposed "golden age"

none of this is new

Yes, it's from a pretty fucking old episode too you fucking underage newfaggot

If you even bothered to keep reading the OP's image it explicitly says they're talking about the adult version of her character in an upcoming episode.

I wish
I can't believe there hasn't been an episode addressing the common concept of childhood incest.

Spuckler Family and 2 out of 3 Mary Spucker episodes.

it's correct you brainlet

Reading is for faggots and commies
True Americans only read headlines

Based

So when she’s legal she’ll fuck and suck multiple people of multiple genders at the same time?

kids love sex you fucking puritan

People star fucking in high school

no... pedo is normal. traditional. the left hates it because they invented the fictional concept of consent and kids don't apply
but they still want to hand them out condoms and let them do it with each other all they want.

And I have to marry a slut all because she started fucking other boys (5) at 5 .
God dam it

I don't think harem would work for women. Once there's a bun in the oven, males would start looking for other prospects, specially if the female doesn't put out during pregnancy(as she should, preggo fetishists are SICK).

why is this still here

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beautiful

>13 hours

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Of course she is.
Just like she’s a vegan despite missing and loving meat.
She’ll be a polyamorous lesbian trigender transracial activist in her quest to be springfields wokest little princess.
Even if she hates it.

Old, good simpsons would have had the nards and talent to pull it off and make a joke of it.

NuSimpsons will rebook lady gaga and Sue Bart for historical discrimination while homer serves time for raping gummi de Milo girl.

What's wrong with it?

Rule 34

This isn't actually too badly drawn, but why does Lisa look twice the size of Bart when she's 8 and he's 10?

Maybe that's why we don't see harem for women.

Obviously only applies to the first letter of an acronym.

>he pronounces it cern

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I don't think you understand how harems (or pregnancies, for that matter) work.

wow

>resorting to sexual deviancy
Signs of a dying cartoon. :-(

>The only reason I can think of is to normalize cheating to the point where its meaningless
to be fair, it already seems normal to me
I grew up Republican so idk
Maybe it's different for liberals, but everyone in my family cheats

sneed

I was told Pedowood isn't real.

Good post. Egon but not forgotten

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Like getting a fortune cookie that says “Yikes, oof, cringe, and bluepilled.”

>almost 24 hours

it is a porn

she's 8. how is this not pedophilia?

>Feminazi's
>not Feminazis
As a grammar Nazi, I am offended. Its just wrong.

They're turning the allagators gay!

You know, in 300 years, they're going to watch all the seasons of the Simpsons as a reflection of our current society and wonder how we fell from grace so fast.

She'll be 32 years old in a week.

Some mother fucking canadian dude when to jail because he had lisa porn.
But these fucks can sex out lisa all they want?
wtf..

It's called Freedomland for a reason.

>that bart ending as chief justice is canon since it was an actual flashforward and not a gimmick future vision episode

>wonder
reaganomics aren't going to suddenly be forgotten about

I too like to use Jraphic Image Formats.

Hard to forget something that works

They look the same size, and that's just how they are in the show

*informed consent

t. brainlet

>what if we just gave rich people more money and got rid of most of the regulations keeping them from harming the public in the name of greed
turns out the answer is corporations take over your nation

And that works rather well for them, wouldn't you say?

Looks like a tender romantic piece to me, user

fair point, its working exactly as intended

You know this isn't reddit, right?
You can just admit you're a retard and move on instead of vehemently trying to defend your own stupidity. No one can track you down by your post history here.

When will Al Jean fucking step down

I don’t even care if the show will get worse or better, but I’m tired of hearing his shit

Why is this still up?

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>what if we just gave rich people more money
Gotta specifically call out the rich when in reality everyone gets more money from the tax cuts. I bet you're one of those mongoloids that doesn't realize 90% of all taxes in the US are paid by the top 10%

Also nice that you won't mention that tax revenue in the US actually increased overall because there was more spending and investments made by the rich. But nah it's the rich who are ruining everything not the social leaches of society.

? We already saw this with her two girlfriends in that "Future Simpsons" episode during the intro montage during the segment where she's in college. Then she marries and then divorces Millhouse while having a thing for an imprisoned Nelson.
Stop posting clickbait on this fucking board OP you fucking faggot.

>thread still not deleted
Jannies and Mods hard at work!

Because it's Rule34

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Way too many Trolls are Retards in this thread

>Simpsons make Lisa Bi years ago no one shock

>Simpsons brings it up again, Everyone's on Meltdown

>Lisa was add on the LGBT characters list of Springfield years ago and added with other kids characters, Martian Prince and Milhouse

>Having A Crush as a kids does't count as Straight?

>Kids don't have Cruch's ?

The frustrating thing is they did this shit with Stewie for the last twenty years and everyone took it for granted as a comedic character trait.

Isn’t Lisa fucking 8?

>Isn’t Lisa fucking 8?
Pretty sure she is a fictional cartoon character . :P

What's the source on this pic?

It's from a Bizarre tree house of horror that has bootleg simpsons after Apu kills them with bootleg candy

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Veganism isnt something people can personally do with how much is freely distrubuted in jails, schools, shelters, churches, nursing homes...the surface of the earth needs to be saved by everyone at once. Probably by 2030 when our race thinks as a single entitity

Janitors confirmed for Lisamania organizers

It's tasteful, and the backgrounds are really well drawn.

No, she's 8 and fucking 10, because that's how old Bart is.

I'm always down to see a Chad follow up pounding a girl followed by pounding a "girl". I'd watch Martin do this

...

>90% of all taxes in the US are paid by the top 10%
That's top 20%, and federal "income tax" only. Adding other federal taxes, it comes to 70%, which is closer to their 50% of national income. Regarding Reaganomics, tax revenue dropped with the initial tax cuts, as it tends to do with tax cuts generally (as you might expect). Revenue eventually increased as the economy grew, but it tends to do that most years anyway regardless of tax policy.

this is exactly why pedophilia is illegal
men getting mad over tally marks

the jpeg standard was invented in 1992 so all jpegs and jpgs are legal now

>>>/420chan/

people can stop complaining about these images .
by now everybody already saved them.

those images are a treat
the best bart x lisa pics on the internet
Don't know why anyone would complain

There just Fem Faggots Bitching again Pay them no mind.

you're the one that pronounces gif wrong