Lol remember when you killed thousands of people here? Crazy shit bro

>lol remember when you killed thousands of people here? Crazy shit bro

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Non-canon. In actual canon less than a hundred people died.

>thousands
This isn't edgy DCEU. The hero's are competent and only a few hundred people died

Finally someone says it. They tried building out his big brother teases little brother dynamic with them and completely ignored the fact that Loki did some bad stuff for his own gain. They had it right in Dark World where Loki was only working with Thor out of his own interest in revenge and had a whole plot to be edit himself but they threw that pit the window with Ragnarok.

It's pretty relatable for anyone who has elder brother.

Pretty much. Brothers are assholes, every one of them as a kid, and some of them stay assholes even when they grow up. But you still love them, even if they murder someone and go to jail. The only exception is when they murder your other relative, but it's not the case with mcu Loki.

They played it for laughs though.

Well duh, of course they did, it’s a comedy.

Well, it's not a Snyderverse after all.

*men with an older brother.
Older brother/younger sister is a completely different dynamic

Played what for laughs? OP's line or any implication of any such line shows up in the film at all.

They've lived and fought for thousands of years. I'm sure this isn't the first time Thor has seen someone he's close to kill a bunch of people.

Only in your head

hmm, tell me more

>thousands
that's not Superman.

For starters, he doesn’t talk to you at all because he’s afraid of girls.

Thor has killed scores, some of them are implied to be morally grey like the rock dudes at the beginning of thor 2.

Dudes with sisters affraid no girls. They sometimes might have certain problems asking out the girl they really like, but in general they've got plenty of friendzoned girls around.

I think your brother might just be autistic

The older brother protects his little sister. With force if necessary.

The in universe death count for the Battle of New York was 72. General Ross shows the Avengers the death toll in Civil War

Despite the destruction, less than a hundred actually died. Thing is, unless people are explicitly in harm's way, events like these rarely have huge death tolls considering there's plenty of evacuation processes in place to make sure people are safe. It's not like 9/11 when tall buildings collapse and the only way out is through the stairs.

>only a few hundred

Oh, is that all? All is forgiven then.

You lads are forgetting that he personally killed over 80 people before the NY battle.

They're gods, and not only that gods of conflict. Are you going to be mad that someone killed a bunch of deer in a forest you're walking through?

Those numbers were civilian casualties only, not including however many cops, military etc got wasted

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One of the most annoying tropes in fiction, mostly seen in anime/manga.

Did Thor forgive him? I forgot about it if it happened.

Worse things have been forgiven.

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He forgave him in Dark World

Gods don't play by the same rules as mortals

Humans aren't real people to Asgardians

He's adopted

To be honest, Loki was sentence to life imprisonment but he only serve 4 years in Jail before faking his death and disguise himself as Odin after sending Odin to a retirement home in Norway.

and when your people are being genocided, TWICE, you tend to forgive the small things

Yeah, i was about to say this. They gave Loki the entire Hannibal Lecter treatment, it's not Thor's fault if he and Asgard keep being thrown into fucked up situations that allow Loki to be back in the game one way or the other

Thor's killed probably thousands of ice giants and other shit so he prolly doesn't care too much

Well, Stark and Benner killed thousands innocent people in Zakovia and they're still considered heroes in mouseverse. Fans of MCU are dumb.

Didn't they retcon that to him being brainwashed or some shit?

>and they're still considered heroes in mouseverse.
user, pretty sure they made an entire movie revolving around the aftermath of this incident and why they should be held accountable.

>we killed thousands of innocent people
>meh, maybe we should be registered or some shit
>but also some black volunteer died
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT HAVE WE DONE CIVIL SKIRMISH WITH NO STAKES HAS BEGUN!
Yeah, right

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When?

What? That's not the timeline of events at all. Did you just want to sperg about black people again, user?

All on Ultron.

That's not the point. They should be in a Hague Tribunal for being mass murderers and war criminals.
Who is created by these faggots. And it's not the same as creating a weapon. They created and weaponized an actual terrorist.

>They should be in a Hague Tribunal for being mass murderers and war criminals.
This is a specially bad take considering they prevented the incident both times, they didn't cause any of that shit. Ultron was corrupted by the Scepter in first place, not like Tony programmed him that way.
Saying they're mass murderers is a stretch larger than Reed Richards, and they only became "war criminals" as soon as they decided not to submit to unjust ruling by the UN.
>They created and weaponized an actual terrorist.
I think you're being purposely obtuse here.

>we'll create cool AI
>oopsie he is evil because of magic shit we didn't knew about xD
>thousands killed
>country is in ruins
>well, it's not like we could know that AI could be evil right? We are still heroes.
Are you retarded?

You've obviously never had a bro

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The fuck are you on about? Ultron literally went rogue and attacked Jarvis when no one was around and went into the net. They tried to stop him and his bullshit. The only thing they did was built the ai with a function to help the world. How could they predict it would have done what it did?

I thought the same thing.

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This.
Remember, the robots were semi-autonomous rescue robots (were they even armed?) and the program that became Ultron was just software. The influence of the Mind Stone made it a sentient A.I. that infiltrated one of the robots and go berserk.

It'd be like sending the designer of this truck to prison for murder.

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>we tried to create engine but it exploded in the populated area. It's not our fault though we tried to stop this shit and how could we predict that it would explode?
Fucking hell, mousefans are unironically braindead.

How is that even possible for an invasion of New York fucking city?
They probably have traffic accidents that have above triple digit deaths. Let alone an alien invasion bad enough to consider NUKING THE CITY.

Saying the death toll is hundreds is weak.

Only tony and banner should be accountable. The fuck did Steve do?
Steve cleans up his fuck up and has to take the blame too. Tony’s a shit

if they went crazy and found an army so they could invade the forest and declare themselves king then maybe

Agreed, this is all on those two. Even claiming that the Avengers are guilty as a whole of the operation in Laos would be a stretch, because it was an accident caused by the unpredictability of Wanda's powers that caused a bomb to go off (a bomb none of them knew existed and would've gone off anyway).

So you mean a sentient engine that can build its self bodies that fuck up stuff right. Ultron is a sentient being that decides what it does. How braindead are you?

They literally created that sentinent engine which gone riot because they're dumb faggots like you, dumb faggot. They're responsilbe for sentinent weapon of mass desctruction. Take mouse cock out of your mouth and stop being retarded.

Banner/hulk punished himself by going into exile.
Tony gets off scot free and decides to throw his friends under a bus of his own making. Ruins team cohension and weakens them all
Every time tony does anything he fucks it up for everyone else.

By all means, Tony dragged everyone into his personal guilt trip and ultimately it was him who caused the whole conflict, down to the end when he couldn't stop to think and decided to try and murder Bucky.
Every other Avenger was exiled or running from justice, while he was still going on trips and attending weddings.

Never mind me.

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And here's the Ultron shit.

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Oh, sorry. Wrong movie.

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Do insurance companies pay out if your home gets destroyed in an alien invasion?

No they created an A.I. like Jarvis, that got corrupted and took its new found sentience on the road. But I’m sure a person that just spouts cuck and faggot couldn’t understand something that simple.

Better movie. This hellish landscape with giant Omega symbol is nightmarishly beautiful and invokes strong vibes of Dante's Inferno.

I imagine superhero collateral insurance is a thing, but it probably costs a bunch and with insurance companies always trying to find loopholes to drop it.

Like if you ever seen the Purge movies, they sold Purge damage insurance but with many companies trying to weasel out of coverage moments before the Purge event.

>When?
Are you retarded? When he came to Earth from Asgard in the beginning of the film then when he went to Europe
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