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So how many times did they fuck, and how good was she in bed?

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>how good was she in bed?
She's a Sith.
All about passion, ambition, desire, taking what you want with no excuses.

I think it's fair to assume she would be pretty fucking awesome.

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Why does she look like the Joker though.

kys yourself

Um, yikes.

Because that's what her entire species looks like. Sucks to be them, I guess.

Reminder in Canon Ahsoka had feelings for Anakin.

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Imagine the society they must live in.

Well it was Matriarchal

Source?

His ass

>hot underage almost naked orange girl padawan
Why was this allowed?

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Because the jedi only ever tease. They're not actually allowed to do anything with all that goodness.

but don't they have a dress code or something? I'd get a constant boner if I was Anakin...

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The ahsoka novel and Forces of Destiny.

Fuck off.

>not wanting to fuck the Joker

Well, looking at Aayla...

They obviously don't.

i prefer her with hair

I'm not Batman, Commissioner.

I wanted to lick the tears off Obi-Wan's cheeks when Satine died. Being forced to watch their lover die is my shit

don't they have a dress code
Litterally nowhere is it Ever Stated the Jedi have a dress code. Nowhere. Most just try to keep it simple. The only thing they own that they would be given as tradition is a robe and Padawan tunic.

GODDAMMIT GORDON!

WHAT IS YOUR STAR WARS WISHLIST?

> Hold off on the Obi Wan movie for a bit longer. Do a Luke movie set a few years before Ben lost his shit. If handled right it could cultivate a good amount of positivity from the fans by rectifying Luke's image post Last Jedi. Show him happily training kids (don't show Ben much), going out and doing various peace keeping missions around the galaxy, some that he handles with diplomacy & some that require his saber. Show more of the republic that JJ denied us, actually show us what our heroes created after the original trilogy. Give Hamill creative Imput to lure him back after Rian alienated him from the franchise. Hamill isn't getting any younger so we need to do this as soon as possible.

> The Mandalorian series is mostly very serious even the episode directed by the guy who did Thor 3.

> Temuera Morrison returns as a retired Boba Fett in the Mandalorian series showing that Fett escaped the Sarlacc like in the old canon. Maybe have him having trained the lead.

> E9 - Rey gets a moment or scene of sex appeal akin to but not a copy of Leia's slave bikini.

> E9 - Rey builds a green bladed lightsaber staff.

> E9 - Finn gets alot more to do then he did in Last Jedi.

> E9 - Rey, Finn & Poe spend much of the film as a team. (they were completely separated for like 98% of Last Jedi)

> E9 - Does not rehash Return of Jedi in virtually anyway. No Jabba stand in, no cute fury alien allies, no forest setting & absolutely no Death Star stand in.

> E9 - No despicable irrational political subplots/characters like the casino planet or Holdo.

> Count Dooku gets a novel by James Luceno.

> Count Dooku gets a comic series with art by Marco Checchetto.

> Jango or Boba Fett get a comic series with art by Marco Checchetto.

> Madhouse does anime Star Wars series or movies with the same animation/art stye as their X-Men anime or the Deadshot sequence of Batman Gotham Knight (enough of the 3d shit). Would be a good way to do stories with the original cast of characters post rotj and the reaction to them being recast (besides hamill) would be lessoned. Adapt something like Dark Empire. Doesn't have to be canon.

>STAR WARS WISHLIST
i don't want disney star wars

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Ewan is so effortlessly based in all his movies

It's just a natural benefit of being Scottish.

YOU'LL GET IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!

>She's a Sith.

No, she wasn't. She was an apprentice to a Sith Lord, but never herself became one.

>Temuera Morrison returns as a retired Boba Fett in the Mandalorian series showing that Fett escaped the Sarlacc like in the old canon. Maybe have him having trained the lead.

That wouldn't happen if only by nature that Morrison is too old to play Boba IRL. Mind you, The Mandalorian takes place two years post Jakku. Boba would still be in his 30s then. Morrison is literally twice that age.

You got a better shot at Morrison showing up as literally ANY other clone but Boba.

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If they were smart about it he'd be armored the whole time so it wouldn't matter how old he is.

It's really stupid that it's been four years and they still haven't addressed Boba Fett's fate though. Of course he's fucking alive but every year they don't address it is another year where they don't make an awesome Boba Fett book about his adventures following RotJ.

>Sheev novel or ideally a series for their platform
>plagueis novel
>Soule makes more comics about Anakin and Obi-Wan before AOTC
>for the next trilogy to be set way in the past as the rumors say


>Everyone ignores episode IX on release

Oh shit. I just found out there's going to be major information about IX in a few days. I'm guessing we're finally going to find out the title, maybe get a trailer.

Nah, I think Tem's still got it in him to not just play boba, but also the clones if we ever get a live action movie set in the clone wars

Nothing a little bit of CGI cant fix
Plus he said he wants to play Rex too, and everyone loves Rex

If you can quote the page where this is revealed, I'll believe you. I'm pretty sure you've misinterpreted something, because looking it up shows absolutely nothing.

no shit, Celebration is this week. It's where we got the title drop and first trailer for TLJ two years ago.

> pod racing online tournament game that allows me to make my own racer, pod and do a career mode online.
> heavy metal inspired animated movie about Xim the despot
>moffrences are made canon
> R2d2 doin duck anything in the next movie
>a black series Hk-47
>Disney admitting it's done star wars bad
> Obi-Wan and dexter one off adventure comic
> more non Jedi, old republic Era adventures

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>Bly (And pretty much her entire squad) wanted to fuck Aayla so bad

>I'm guessing we're finally going to find out the title
Star Wars IX: Have Sex

>A fun star wars story, with rich characters with a story that takes advantage of the cool universe that had already been established with nobody trying to reinvent or one up other directors.
> 2d animated series
> a new fucking sandcrawler toy
> Toys that aren't done in the kenner style
Seriously who that was a good idea?
> bounty hunter movie done on the style of its a mad mad mad mad world all trying to get the same bounty.
> slice of life Lil Leia alderan anime
> Rouge squadron IV

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>Bounty Hunter movie
>Bossk, Boba Fett, Cad Bane, Dengar and Asajj Ventress are all trying to claim the same bounty during the age of the republic
>constantly double cross each other, crack jokes and fight each other (without the intent to kill) to get to the bounty first

>Anakin and Obi-Wan both have affairs with politically connected nobility
>Anakin is in constant fear of being outed, to the point of eventually snapping (admittedly due in part to the Sheev heave)
>Obi-Wan makes absolutely fuck all attempts to hide it and doesn’t care in the slightest if anyone knows
What is it about Obi-Wan that makes him impossible to fuck up? In every medium he’s been in, even otherwise shit ones, he’s always one of the bright stars.

Ask Vos

Because Obi-Wan shows a bit of tact when his allies are near him, whereas anakin has the hots for Padme ALL THE TIME

E.g
>Obi-Wan confesses his love for Satine when only she (and Merrik, but he was holding satine hostage) are present
>Obi-Wan flirts with Ventress constantly, but only when no one else is present (which happens all the time)
Whereas
>Padme Falls out of LAAT "REEEE STOP THE SHIP NOW, FUCK THE MISSION REEEE"

Honestly this could be made into a pretty funny sketch where all the Jedi have a love on the side, and everyone is in the know and cool, but anakin is to much of an autistic spurg to get the subtle hints and that you can love padme just keep it cool.

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Not enough to save his smile

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>Obi-Wan makes absolutely fuck all attempts to hide it and doesn’t care in the slightest if anyone knows
He also didn't actually fuck her. The relationship was kept entirely platonic and friendly even though they both knew they wanted each other, since Obi-Wan stuck to the Jedi Code or whatever.

Spends almost two decades on a desert planet playing hermit while everyone you know and love is dead and you’re partially responsible for the death of the kid you’re watching mom

Jedi Code allows Casual Sex

Its fucking Obi-Wan, you KNOW he's fucked half of the outer rim as hes that much of a chad

So what would’ve happened if the Jedi ever found out about Anakin and Padme because I thought it was pretty much an open secret in the temple that Anakin was banging someone at least

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>ywn be breeding stock for Dathomiri witches

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>Jedi Code allows Casual Sex
is it okay to fuck your own padawan? asking for a friend...

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I mean it's space legal

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Obi-Wan was never in it for a long run, just a hook up. He really doesn't seem like a romantic type, just a Chad who's up for casual sense

>an important part of Dathomiri culture is regular rape
Damn...

Take notes from the conehead

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*ahem*

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Obi-Wan must be one of the mentally strongest people in the galaxy considering he didn't suicide / turned into a useless alcoholic after Mustafar and its outcome

>goddamnit, bro, keep it quiet! You’re fucking it up for the rest of us

Obi-Wan knew at least, but he didn't sell Anakin out to the council (what Anakin was afraid would happen). If Obi-Wan only had just told Anakin he knows and it's okay, the whole Vader thing could have been avoided.

Literally fucking everyone but the council knew

Obi knew hebwas banging padme
Ahsoka knew
Rex knew

>WHAT IS YOUR STAR WARS WISHLIST?
Quality.

>Rex knew
I hope that they do this little bit justice in the finished up TCW.

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There a hi rez image of that padme, would look good as a decal on my truck

user, you're asking for far to much.

Larger than this one?

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IX shit.

Good enough. Thanks and may the force be with you

That bit of aurabesh in the image says "good to be bad". I'm posting this pointless trivia just in case anyone happens to be wondering what it says.

It's always nice to know what bits of alien text mean.

That's what /swco/ is all about

Yeah it’s a testament to his greatness that he wasn’t a dysfunctional mess post Rots but the whole thing did take a huge toll on him and you can tell that he was pretty broken and depressed by everything, he probably felt responsible for Padme death too

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Man I'd love a podracing game.

He aged 40 years in a couple decades while hiding out on Tatooine. It wasn't just because he didn't have time to grab some sunscreen.

Episode 1 Racer is top. The PS2 sequel is alright

Too much society living

More pre rule of two stuff
Darth Bane & his apprentice getting a proper canon appearance
A short stories comic a la Tales of the Jedi exploring non movie settings
More stuff showing non jedi life in different planets and a little bit of actual worldbuilding for once
A non mmrpg epilogue to Knights of the Old Republic

>Hold off the Obi Wan movie (...)
I wish

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*cries in selkath*

>More stuff showing non jedi life in different planets and a little bit of actual worldbuilding for once
This. Or carrier ops during TCW

>but every year they don't address it is another year where they don't make an awesome Boba Fett book about his adventures following RotJ.

Because Boba isn't an awesome character, nor does anyone at Lucasfilm think he's an awesome character. Even George thought this. He was never meant to be anything other than a thug who happened to get the right idea and followed the Falcon to Bespin, and got his comeuppance when he fell into the Sarlacc.

>It wasn't just because he didn't have time to grab some sunscreen.

True, but the lack of sunscreen did make up for the majority of it. Just look at Beru. This is what a 35 year old Human woman from Tattooine looks like.

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THEN WHY DID TJEY MAKE THE ARMOR SO FUCKING COOL?! IF THE THUG WAS WHAT THEY WERE GOING
FOR THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST USED DENGAR INSTEAD!

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Episode 1 Racer is one of the best Star Wars games of all time. A remaster or spiritual successor would be incredible.

At least it got a gog re-release not too long ago. So that's cool. But yeah, would be neat to see it with updated graphics and perhaps some full MW tier customisation for the pods.

Bitch he outsmarts solo gets dosh and rails red head alien poon
He’s great

>THEN WHY DID TJEY MAKE THE ARMOR SO FUCKING COOL?! IF THE THUG WAS WHAT THEY WERE GOING

Because George wanted to sell toys to finance the films. Boba being this supposed great character is literally just the work of overactive imaginations and the fanon of the EU.

Distant prequel in the tone of Flash Gordon. It'd probably crack China.

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I'm going to find a way to put this on my bike

I just wish that /swco/ never comes back
And maybe some sexy ladies in imperial uniforms

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>Pryce having massive tits is intentional

How the FUCK did Filoni get away with it?

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/swco/ was the only place where y-wings were truly appreciated. I miss ship threads

Based and lucaspilled

>I just wish that /swco/ never comes back

It won't. We've had numerous justified reasons for coming back within the mod's specified parameters and the mods have gone back on their word and defied those specifications at every turn. It's quite clear they don't want /swco/ to ever return.

The best answer

You know, she's got a unique, uh, look, for sure but I'd totally be down to see Maisie Williams play a Sith apprentice character in something

thank you user.

She would make a good Darth Zannah.

You are a good man

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I just read up on Zannah. That does seem like a good fit, and the whole Darth Bane bit would be fun to see.

implying this isn't a stealth /swco/ thread

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Your shipfu is trash, user.

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Go to bed thrawn

Sienar please we are trying to have a mature discussion here

Post better bad guys then him

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Easy

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>Boba being this supposed great character is literally just the work of overactive imaginations and the fanon of the EU.

Wrong. Holiday special, which George was directly involved in. Vader says Boba is the best bounty hunter in the galaxy.

>TFW Plo Koon dying in RoTS and remembering how much of a Bro he is and easily the best Jedi who did not deserve it

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Ventruss was never a Sith either.

Actually, she was

(And i have about 5 other examples i can post, all from official sources and canon)

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Not defending Kylo but Ventress didn't build those sabers, they were given to her.

Not in canon they were not

Jesus fuck why does anyone choose to live on wasteland desert planet with two suns

the same reason people still live in Mexico, 90% of Africa, India, or other literal hellhole places on Earth. They are already rooted there on birth and have very little means, interest, or chance to leave for somewhere better throughout their life.

In canon, nothing says they were given to her, even the lightsabers own databank page

Lot of the Jedi were bros, he’ll even Mace Windu was a bro bit of a dick to but it makes sense and he was right in the end

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Guess we'll find out in the new book, but I was unaware of that.

She was an apprentice to a Sith, but she was never a Sith herself.

That's just a short hand description of the story, not a canonical statement of her being a Sith.

I can keep going user

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You can keep showing story blurbs, it doesn't change she's not a Sith.

That's like saying the Inquisitors are Sith because they trained by Vader.

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>sith weapons
>asajj ventress' lightsabers

I can still keep going....

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Anakin has better woman then Kenobi

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Blurb is still not in universe.

Tools can be of Sith origin.

Despite being the personal assassin of a Sith Lord, and being promised to be taught to be a Sith, she never was.

She used the tools of the Sith. She strived to be like the Sith. In many ways, she was equal to a Sith Apprentice.

But she remained never a Sith.

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she's going to die by the end of the issue.

Except i still need some evidence to say shes not a sith

Opinion isnt an argument

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Anakins basically asexual for obvious reasons after ROTS, if he even has a dick left I doubt he’s used since mustafer

>Oracle
Behind every utter catastrophe that befalls a civilization is proprietary database developed by psychopaths.

Im bout to say it
Kylo Ren is actually a top tier character and is the best part of the ST

The databank you have there literally says she could not become a Sith because of the Rule of Two. Yes, she apprenticed under Dooku, but he only taught her dark side training and lightsaber training, and always kept the Sith secrets away from her.

Being an apprentice to a Sith does not mean she is a Sith Apprentice.

Greg Pak and Phil Noto as taking over the Star Wars ongoing series following Gillen's departure

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That's so very very sad if he's the best we got

looks like a female kenobi to me

No he's not a top-tier character, however he is the best the ST has to offer. If they give him something good to do in IX I'll be happy. Also if he remembers his powers.

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Dooku Broke the rule of 2

Only one way to do that user

>Except i still need some evidence to say shes not a sith

How about there's nothing canonical that says she is one? Like, saying that Ventress was a Sith is like saying Ahsoka was a Jedi. Both were apprentices, but both never actually managed to become what they were training to become.

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>Rey is going to Necropolis from galaxy of fear

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>Hidiing what the Snoke # 1 and the Kylo #1 will be about

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>theres nothing canonical

THE FUCKING DATABANK, AND OFFICAL STORY DESCRIPTIONS

Unless you provide a fucking counter argument, using canonical evidence instead of opinion, you are wasting everyones time and are still wrong

I have posted multiple, official, canonical sources, you have posted nothing but your opinion

>saying that Ventress was a Sith is like saying Ahsoka was a Jedi
But Ahsoka was a Jedi..? She even helped train younglings.

Great so much focus on shitty characters that people mostly don’t care about because there all boring with no substance

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Blurbs are not accurate. They just need to sell you the story, and short handing Ventress as a Sith Apprentice is easier to say than going into a lengthy discussion whether she is or is not a Sith.

Sheev always knew about Ventress, and kept an eye on Dooku to make sure he didn't teach her any Sith secrets. Teasing her along was part of why Ventress eventually left Dooku's service, since it was clear he was never going to make her a Sith. That, and Sheev got tired of her fucking around and ordered Dooku to kill her.

Try watching the series or reading the actual books instead of using blurbs that condense the information into bite sized nuggets for you to digest.

How about this: Ventress might be a Sith, as she uses the Dark Side, but she isn't a Sith Lord, she does not sport the title of one (Darth) and is not in the confidence of the Grand Plan.

That respects the Rule of Two dosen't it?

>THE FUCKING DATABANK, AND OFFICAL STORY DESCRIPTIONS

Which you're trying to take the wording too literally. You're like the guys who tried to use the jetpack description on the databank as justification for Boba and Jango as being Mandalorians.

Bro, Ventress was never a Sith. Unless they're from the Old Republic era, there is no such thing as a Sith without the Darth title. If you don't have that, you're not a Sith Lord. It's that simple.

Mark your calendars

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Still waiting for canonical, official evidence....

Think they fucked the body?

>But Ahsoka was a Jedi..?

Being a Padawan doesn't make you a Jedi. She was never Knighted, so she never became one.

Thats what im saying, she is a Sith, but not a Sith Lord

Also its a bit of a yes or no question

Some things say rule of 2=2 sith lords
Other things say rule of 2=2 sith

Either way, it was broken when Dooku Trained Ventress, and Sheev allowed it

great more reeing

>crackling saber

Anakins Youngling Slayer never deserved this....

thats a fan art

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It wouldn't be a Yea Forums(nel) thread otherwise.

I'd be interested in Kylo if it showed how he built his lightsaber. It could show him going to Malachor and everything. Snoke will probably be backstory to please the fans.

Still didnt deserve to be broken

>Either way, it was broken when Dooku Trained Ventress, and Sheev allowed it

There is a precedent for that. Darth Bane's own student; Zannah had an apprentice of her own. Bane, like Sidious, allowed it. Maybe it's a prevention in case both Master and Apprentice are killed.

>I'd be interested in Kylo if it showed how he built his lightsaber

I think it's not so much that he built it, but how he ruined it. It's clearly the same Lightsaber he had from when he apprenticed under Luke. My bet is he probably neglected to take the kyber crystal out before corrupting it and fucked up his Lightsaber.

God damn, man. They did the same thing for the other eras, calm down

>There is a precedent for that.
Not really.

>Darth Bane's own student; Zannah had an apprentice of her own

There is no Zannah, user. We don't know who Bane's apprentice was.

that picture needs a BLACKED logo in the corner.

true but they need to get over it

that would be interesting but I think it might be something with him either first meeting with snoke or something to do with him and the knights

the snoke one probably won't be his backstory cause wed want a novel for that . I think it will be him and Luke or him taking the first order from rae solane

agreed but Rey apparently fixed it so its fine

Still, that would be cool too. Show his internal struggle and how his own sense of being "torn apart" or his lust for power translates to his lightsaber.
Could be, but no idea what they'll do with his comic otherwise. Hopefully something that makes him interesting. I really want to like him.

>Star Wars: Bounty Hunters
>animated series focusing on Boba Fett and the rest of the Empire bounty hunter lineup in between ESB and ROTJ (maybe after ROTJ) as they go on adventures hunting bounties, teaming up (sometimes), busting heads and cracking jokes

>Show his internal struggle and how his own sense of being "torn apart" or his lust for power translates to his lightsaber.

Ironically, his lightsaber is a metaphor for him already. It's designed to show his instability and lack of refinement. That struggle and torn apart bit would be nice additions.

She'd be a good early Zannah. Post timeskip Zannah is a sexual goddess. Maise? Not so much

If Anakin had fucked Ahsoka rather than Padme, would things have gone tits up the way they did?

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Possibly.

Anakin was fearful of losing Padme. And he would've lost Ahsoka too since she got exiled.

He’d have probably publicly left the order, which would make him harder for Sheev to fuck with.
Chances are Sheev would have had to put more effort in, or just write him off as a loss and try to have him killed along with everyone else.

Considering what happened to her at the end of tcw? Yes, it would.

what it could have been

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Sheev was very determined to get Anakin on his side that he spent years corrupting him and even gambled on his own life to make sure he gets him.

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Maybe if he had been fucking Ventress every day, He wouldn't have aged 40 years in 20

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Was Anakin a weak minded person?

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Nah, he's just easily lead

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Why were the Jedi Temple guard always stationed inside?

Why not outside at the top/bottom of the steps?, surely it would be better for protection right?

I just want live action Grand Admiral Sloane.

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You retard, the Slave I is easily the greatest ship in the Star Wars universe. It looks cool and can kick your ass.

Why is Hux so worthless?

By all rights he should be an awesome character. But he's not.

Why does he look so weird here? Is this CGI?

What is it with people associating Holdo with feminist propaganda? She's a bland character, yes, but I'd hardly consider the purple hair offensive

Sloane coddled him. She tried her best but she failed.

Because Rian decided to fuck everything JJ wrote into the dirt
Seriously, he was a competent military commander who was cold as ice in TFA, and in TLJ he was a bumbling retard who existed for Snoke and Ren to vent their anger on

No they hired a new actor for some youtube shorts. Kathleen Kennedy doesn't like Hayden for some reason. It's why he didn't show up in TLJ.

They see colored hair and go into rage mode. That's basically it. It's a shame because we're finally at the point where it's socially acceptable to have anime hair colors and people are immediately trying to ruin it by associating it with feminism.

*Thrawn
ftfy

Because her role consists of wearing a dress as a Vice Admiral, having colored hair (which by itself isn't a red flag), and being written so she can put a hotheaded young man in his rightful place for the whole movie.

Because she constantly shits on Poe for doing his job and being a hot head, she exemplifies what happens when you ignore merit based promotion, and she does absolutely nothing but cause problems for literally everyone.
And they have the gall to have her and Leia bond over how much they like Poe after spending the movie shitting on him and telling him to mind his patriarchy

also because if this bit of backstory from her home planet that is not even mentioned in the movie.

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It's pretty weird how much comedy they managed to hamfist into the supposedly dark and subversive Star Wars movie.

Its his BF2 model, the model looks perfect, but its ass under certain lighting

No idea what is saying

I agree, user. I initially hated Kylo in VII, but I realized later that was because I was expecting him to be a cool badass. Vader 2.0.
His character arc, and the dynamic between him, Rey, and Luke in episode VIII, were the high point of the movie. Unironically very enjoyable to watch.

Rian should have kept the original personality of her character, how she was an eccentric commander who isolated herself and tended to exclusively work with droids rather than humans (which would have given the excuse as to why she never revealed anything to Poe)

They put so much of it that it was very much out of place. We go from a serious scene where the First Order is annihilating the Resistance to Hux getting wiped across the floor for a cheap laugh. Rian Johnson needs to be put to death

Whoa, how dare they make slavery illegal! What awful things will feminism do next?! (Although I will say this planet sure sounds like they were looking for an excuse to make an Alderaan that wasn't destroyed.)

Considering Looper was completely devoid of humor I'm hesitant to blame him for TLJ's unnecessary comedy.

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Definitely a Disney thing, almost all their movies have this ever since Joss Whedon directed the Avengers

It's a render from EA Battlefront 2

Hopefully, Disney's learned their lesson: don't be in such a rush to get a trilogy going that you okay using multiple directors because no one can commit to the whole run right now.

>35 year old
There's no fucking way she was only 16 in RotS

>There's no fucking way she was only 16 in RotS

Why not? Her actress certainly was. You gonna go and say some chick in space alabama can't go and get married before she's 16?

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In other words it's not a choice. Nobody chooses to live in the desert.

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I'm fairly certain the Temple Guards were more ceremonial. The Jedi weren't exactly in fear of being attacked.
They did post some outside when the Courscant citizens were protesting the war, however, though clones were on actual crowd control.

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I think if they play it cool this time, Keri Russell's character will become what they were clearly hoping Phasma would have been. Based on that poster, her armor is indeed cool as fuck. Just have her do a few cool things and survive the episode so that they can make a million books and comics about her afterwards.

Hey everybody, Asajj is gonna get laid!

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She's more like a Dunmer user
a filthy Ashlander

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You’ll get nothing and like it!

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>inky might have been one of those two dudes

He was watching too much Valentine Demi porn
im not kidding, google her

>You will never go camping on Chandar's Folly
>You'll never sit by the fire with your pals emptying priceless bottles of Merenzane Gold and Toniray
>You'll never craft a vest out of a valath pelt

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>getting killed by Vader in his LARP with Tarkin

No thanks

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Was Momin /ouredgelord/?

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Imagine him being an optional boss in Fallen Order

*cough*

user I...

Can you name a shittier science fiction setting with less continuity than Star Wars? I can't.

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Who gives a fuck, Disney killed Star wars and raped its corpse, why even talk about it anymore

>ginger
he was fucked from the beginning

Why come into the thread if you don't care /pol/tard.

You don't have to be /pol/ too know that Disney buying Star Wars was a huge mistake.

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And yet, you are.

Damn, that reminds me of how much I liked George Lucas before the prequels came out. The prequel era is my favorite but the movies are pretty bad, great in other media though

It's odd that people keep criticizing Disney Star Wars for "requiring you to read the books to know what's going on" when RotS required you to have watched the Clone Wars series to know who Grievous was and to know what the fuck was going on at the start of the movie. Star Wars tied EU stuff directly into the movies long before Disney came along.

It's odd how Disney manage too fuck up not one but two Sequel era movies even with John William's, Lucasfilm and the original cast.

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The hell are you saying. They literally spell out what's happening in the opening crawl

that vader comic gave me shivers.

>scared by disney shit
what a low test pussy, but then castrated trannies like you are exactly the kind of faggots disney wars appeals to

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shivers from exitement m8. maybe i used the wrong word.

Ignore 'im. He's trolling.

tell me about drinking mouse spunk, does it taste yummy when it's delivered hot and fresh right into your mouth?

Because 20 years of edgy legends fanfic wasn't enough to satisfy /truefans/ like yourself.

>using the awful yoda vs dooku fight as reference for anything

yikes

why

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What can they do at this point anyways I doubt there very happy with Star Wars by now, their flagship title was a rehash of a new hops but still got people invested but TLJ split the fans and made significantly less money Tfa and solo bombed, a fucking Star Wars movie tanked completely with a horrible box office, and the mcu has replaced a lot of the relevance ST had, plus the games are shit but it’s not like they care about that

They did however make the questionable decision of releasing Solo right after Infinity War and Deadpool 2. Star Wars movies are usually released against no competition. They are probably waiting to see if that flop was a one off or not.

You ok there, buddy?

The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.

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>Pryce having massive tits is intentional
How would it be UNintentional? An accident in Maya and not enough undo operations to change them back?

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The Empire is better than the First Oder because they have a hat day.

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Because Ventress x Obi is a pretty good ship

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Wait...why?
Ventriss and Darth Vader had that whole fight on that other planet going and the fangirls love to turn that kind of shit into nasty ass creepy ass rapey sex.

What happened between ventress and obi besides the show runners shilling it for views?

>Ventress v Vader
Never happened

Maybe if you actually watch TCW, you'll realise that she and obi-wan flirt in every encounter, calling each other "my darling" etc
Plus the two characters just work together as a ship, compared to some faggy ones like Reylo

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This image will BTFO you, retard.

???
You sound a bit tense, bud. You doing alright?

Sorry to blog, but I gotta get this off my chest. I know this may be considered heresy, but I gotta say, the movies--original, prequels, and sequels--just never did it for me. Star Wars has plenty of good stories, but the movies themselves just aren't good. The setting, the aesthetic, the lore, it's all interesting, but I just don't like the movies.

The Clone Wars proves that the franchise works better in a serialized or long form format, since the broad/stock nature of all the characters makes them come off as one note and bland in a feature length tale. A show or a video game gives them time to breathe and develop. This results in the main segment of the franchise being the least interesting part of it. End of annoying blog post.

>samuel L jackson regularly plays far younger roles
>they couldn't do the same for tem

Go to bad, DC kid.

Yeah, they can't, because Sam has aged far better than Tem has. Sam practically looks the same as he did 30 years ago. It's why he was able to play a younger Nick Fury in Captain Marvel.

The only way to make Boba (or any young Clone) work currently is just to get Daniel Logan, throw some makeup prosthetics on him to make him look a little more like Tem and then dub him with Tem.

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>sam looks practically the same
no he doesn't, he uses makeup

Actually, yeah, why are we suggesting Temuera Morrison for Boba Fett when it really should be Daniel Logan? They even got him for Clone Wars. Which is strange because he had literally no acting work outside of that.

Because De-Aging CGI works, and Tem cleans up really well with basic acting makeup, look at him in Aquaman

He's in Aquaman? Man, this guy is a more prolific actor than I was expecting.

YOU DARE ENTER MY BOUNCE HOUSE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?

BLAM, BAM, BABAM!

YOU COME AT THE KING, YOU BEST NOT MISS.

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This really does show how much they’re projecting when they call any detractors manbaby

t. manbaby

He's Tomas Curry, Arthur's dad. He doesn't look bad, and could realistically be Khal Drogo's dad

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I kind of hope Ewan gets a chance to play Obi-Wan again at some point, he's great in the role.

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>Produced by KKKennedy
No thanks

Shut up manbaby.

Go back to dreaming about ruining Star Wars, Rian

Go back to /pol/, Rian.

Now I want to bully Rian until he snaps and goes full 1488 with his alleged trilogy.

Yeah, he will go full 1488. And by that I mean he will make one thosand, four hundred eighty eight Star Wars movies because people love his subversiveness.

The part where Kylo asks about how the Clones could possibly have incinerated six million Jedi in the timeframe of order 66 was a bit on the nose, I have to admit.

The Last Jedi is a mess but as far as enjoyability of the first watch, I enjoyed it more than I probably did the prequels and The Force Awakens.

Kylo killing Snoke is genuinely pretty hype, some of the action is good, Grumpy old man Luke is genuinely fun from time to time, and my personal favorite, Benicio Del Toro's character out of nowhere explaining the war economy to finn and that apparently the same weapons manufacturers supply the resistance AND the first order, surely that'll go somewhere in the next movie.

I made a joke once about aquaman with "CC-2801 and Jedi Master Quinlan Vos relax for a brief moment during the battle of Salecumi, 19BBY"

youtube.com/watch?v=-3rtSwXThXU

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Just CGI him like they did Leia

>John WIlliams
he fucked it up on his own. his soundtrack for the ST is lackluster compared to the PT, in part to his age, in part to JJ screwing it up for TFA.

>Implying he'd even still be alive if he fucked Ventress everyday
It'd probably be great, but I doubt he would've survived 10

>her sex is so good that obi nuts so hard it actually kills him

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The epilogue of the new Padme book really makes me want a book set during ROTS and the immediate month following it, focusing on characters related to but not directly involved with the main ROTS cast reacting to everything happening.
Sabe and Tonra suddenly at a loss for what to do without Padme, dealing with the sudden Empire formed, and realizing all of Padme's life work is now useless would be great to see with other people.

what happens in the epilogue?

>he fucked it up on his own. his soundtrack for the ST is lackluster compared to the PT, in part to his age, in part to JJ screwing it up for TFA.

Nah, it was all JJ, and now Rian. They rushed their products and it showed. Guys like Lucas and Spielberg knew how to work with him. Not only would they deliver to him a mostly finished cut of the films they were working on (unlike JJ and Rian who were only showing him select scenes or nothing at all), they'd also give him as much time as he needed to polish his work. Not only did they not allow him to do this, they also did not let him work with the LSO and made him work with some small local LA orchestra. That's why the scores for TFA and TLJ don't feel as grand or as full as Williams' previous works.

So how many one night stands did obi go through anyways

They also didn’t bother consulting him when they reworked scenes, so what work he did make with the right context originally very rarely had it by the time it had been edited to the final production.

That’s disrespectful honestly but it’s JJ and Rian and they both come off like egotistical pricks

>Lego Han with a lightsaber

This. We haven't gotten a better score because the directors refused to give Williams all the info he needed.

>We will never have a book on par with the ROTS novelization
Fuck that was good
>It is in this blazing moment that you finally understand the trap of the dark side, the final cruelty of the Sith-
>Because now your self is all you will ever have.
>And you rage and scream and reach through the Force to crush the shadow who has destroyed you, but you are so far less now than what you were, you are more than half machine, you are like a painter gone blind, a composer gone deaf, you can remember where the power was but the power you can touch is only a memory, and so with all your world-destroying fury it is only droids around you that implode, and equipment, and the table on which you were strapped shatters, and in the end, you cannot touch the shadow.
>In the end, you do not even want to.
>In the end, the shadow is all you have left.
>Because the shadow understands you, the shadow forgives you, the shadow gathers you unto itself-
>And within your furnace heart, you burn in your own flame.
>This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker.
>Forever…

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It’s because they don’t actually care about his work. He’s just a name they can throw out for marketing, much like everything else in the new movies.

>star wars threads are back

I'm genuinely so happy right now.

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Look forward to TCW season 6

man, that book was shit past part 1

starts with Padme's funeral from ROTS, followed by Sabe basically going into depression/panic at home knowing that everything she worked her life for is dead (Padme and her Senate legacy). Very end is Bail Organa reaching out to her, presumably to start working together to undermine the new Empire.

Does anyone have any faith considering EA had practically no good Star Wars games and failed to do anything unique over half a decade with the liscense

The campaign of BF2 is repetetive but solid.

If I had to guess, they'll run with "look, no microtransactions! except the day 1 dlc, rushjob DLC, skin packs, but pretend these don't count we're the good guys again!" Then they'll make some passive aggressive jabs at NuWars that lack any balls whatsoever.

Depressingly it will probably work. The mere fact it isn't late stage terminal cancer will make people forget it's still AIDS, and some people now no longer remember a time when video games didn't have AIDS or cancer.

Cardinal did nothing wrong.

>EA
No way I'm using origin, I'll enjoy pirating it.

I wonder if we'll ever see Qi'Ra again.

The real reason is that they came up with the design after RotS came out.

Gross.

The post-Order 66 setting is one of my favorites, but this just makes me irritated that we'll never get a Jedi Academy-esque game ever again.

I think they might have roghthly the same age.

>half a decade
Five years isn't that long given contemporary development flows. EA is trash, though.

Goddamn

Go away, /tg/, nobody cares about your points.

Why is she so fucking hot lads?

Seriously imagine being a Jedi. Trying to focus on fighting a war when this tight piece of space-legal ass is walking around, wearing next to nothing. Entire midriff exposed, nipples poking through the single piece of cloth she's got covering her developing tits.
How could you not just imediately drop what you are doing and pin her against a wall of the Jedi Temple kissing her all over her neck and exposed shoulders?
You know this bitch wants it to. She's so fucking smug to everyone she's just begging to be dragged into a handsome Jedis quarters and ravaged.

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not everyone has the lack of restraint you are projecting on the entire fictional galaxy.

I'm just saying that if I was Anakin, I wouldn't get anything done.

Well thank goodness Ghostface is there to save Vos.

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He wasn’t into jailbait just Padme who was older than him, so technically she had the higher ground when they first met so it’s no wonder he fell head over heels for her

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that's a good looking saber

I didn't realize how badly I missed these threads

I hope the Apeiron team did not destroy their assets...

Truly the high ground is the strongest power to have

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Say what you will about Lucas, but he sure understood how to appreciate hot alien ass in a way Disney certainly don't.

I didn't need to feel those feels user

Shit I was listening to some sad music too

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I haven't read the ahsoka novel so I won't challenge you on that, but saying that Disney is putting underage romantic undertones in their money-grubs is just silly

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>forgetting that Luke was separated from the gang for the 98% of empire and Han was carbonited
>not acknowledging TLJ throne room scene forces JJ to (at least somewhat) put aside his copying skills from TFA
>thinking Rey will show any skin besides her arms
and on the negative side
>thinking Disney gives a fuck about lightsabers (besides ooo look crossguards!!)

Oh shit bro it's almost like celebration is coming up...

Wasn´t it allready announced that the title will be "Balance of the force"?

I'm sure she loved Anakin but then so did Obi-Wan. Doesn't necessarily mean she wanted him to sheath his saber betwixt her plump oranges.

I wonder if Rex ever learned the truth of Vader's identity or if this is a secret Luke and Leia kept mostly to themselves. At the very least it would be nice if he got to sit down with Luke Skywalker and tell the kid about his dad. I'd like to think this was after ESB when Luke was still processing everything, what he learned about his father helping convince him that there still must be goodness within him.

I wonder if we will be able to join the inquisitors.

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>What otherwise could have been a good comic had to squeeze in a LOL THE SECKWILLS ARE SO BAD joke

What a shame

Will they have bling?

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Yeah that’s another problem I’ve got with nu Disney I don’t know for it’s feminism or laziness but the romance in all these or pretty dry and poorly thought out, even rose and Finn was complete garbage

Kino

They got Barriss.

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>surely that’ll go somewhere in the next movie

I wish I had your optimism, user

>getting so put out because they make a joke about something you like
In it goes

I have no idea what you are on about

Wew

And I thought my pickup lines had bad bait!

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She was 16 in AotC, not RotS

Being in a seminar for some time doesn't make you a priest, user

>Event the cover art is traced
Whew.
I think they actually know people don't care about new characters.

I care about Tallie...

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What are you talking about user those rose tick figures are selling like hot cakes

>No shields
>Both big ships shoot each other for appparently no damage
>Suddenly Imperials disable huge-ass ship with one shot
>Apparently losing one of X engines is absolutely crippling
>Mandatory super weapon
>There is a dust in a void
I want to like this, since it was fan-made and someone put a lot of effort in this, but compared to that short TIE movie it is really bad scenario-wise.

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I want to live in Star Wars, lads

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So he was tutored by a sassy black woman?
That would explain most of his behaviour and life problems

Ray Sloane is far from your typical sassy black woman

Sorry we are irritated by a shameless self insert, who is also bland, stupid character.

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So whose you’re favorite Jedi user, mines master cornhead and his family lucky bastard had an excuse to not be a celibate monk

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the rule of 2 was poorly conceived and never actually in effect

>Holdo is a self insert of Claudia Gray

I shouldn't even have to explain why that makes no sense.
Grey is an EU author. She has nothing to do with the creation of Episode 8 characters.

You fell for a meme, dumbass. You were tricked.

>They see colored hair
It was more about the halo and her obnoxious character, but whatever makes you feel better.

Can someone explain to me the obsession with fire and flames in TFA and TLJ?
Almost all the time something is on fire in action scenes, for no apparent reason.

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PRACTICAL EFFECTS

Imagine knowing this little about what you are talking about

To be fair this is actually possible, both in the Lego Star Wars games and in real life. Although what I like to do with my toys is give a lightsaber to a generic TIE pilot and then have him flip around like Yoda. Also, I have a Santa Claus minifig around here somewhere so he can fight Santa.

No, they didnt

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There was nothing obnoxious about her character and the hat was clearly based on a yarmulke.

Was it? It seemed to work pretty well but ultimately since siths were cunts one would kill the other l

This guy looks like Bibi Netanjahu.
It is kinda weird feeling.

>Benicio Del Toro's character out of nowhere explaining the war economy to finn and that apparently the same weapons manufacturers supply the resistance AND the first order
Which was kinda stupid lore-wise, but sure, whatever.

Five years is a lot in game industry.

No he's right.
Remember in the prequels how the business class was their own thing and protected.

I enjoyed racer revenge, the mon calamari map was fun as fuck

Yeah, because why WOULD the future Emperor bother to keep a corrupted Jedi around when he had future plans for corrupted Jedi in his Inquisitorious and also she'd be extremely useful in creating propaganda holos about how she knew the Jedi were corrupt and plotting to take revenge. I mean it isn't like she's in love with red sabers or anything.

Seriously, it just makes no sense.

The real problem is basically just seemed like the laziest possible way to imply that the war was going on at a larger scale than it seemed to be in the movies which have barely done anything to indicate that the First Order "rules the galaxy."

You mean a character with less on-screen time than Wedge Antilles?

>I want to live in Star Wars, lads
This is a refugee shuttle, user.

>There was nothing obnoxious about her character
What?
>the hat was clearly based on a yarmulke.
WHAT?

Wedge Antilles did have an entire video game where he was the protagonist which everyone has played and it even has Denis Lawson so thanks to that game Wedge feels like a more substantial character than he was.

I know but it's so C O O L

In Star Wars even the refugees are badass.

youtube.com/watch?v=5fZ2sS-IqXo

What? WHAT? 6 million forms of communication and I don't speak motherfuckin' doorbell!

Ironically I've read that a lot of those stupid doorbell cameras are themselves being stolen.

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No you don’t it’s a terrible place to live and the force is not your freind

I kind of do but

>constant warfare
>extremely high crime rate

It's worth it for the floor shows alone.

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>Jedi to the left of me
>Sith to the right of me

Are these threads going to become a regular thing again? I missed them.

Seems like the mods are being pretty lax if they aren't deleting it. If you were to make this thread a year ago it would have been deleted on sight

There's still been comic storytimes (and one on the board right now for Darth Vader 2017's final arc). I don't think people really crave Resistance threads, though. It's a huge downgrade from The Clone Wars and Rebels (itself often seen as a downgrade). About the only thing interesting I'm aware of is people wondering what they'll do now that they're either right up to and about to surpass TLJ in the timeline. New season is slated to begin this fall, October I think, assuming that stays on schedule. People expect it might do some big buildup into IX. HA! They should remember the infamous Disney hiatuses.

Guns are a no no.

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Duel wielding Chewbacca!

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>Duel wielding Chewbacca!
Ahsoka was a bad influence on him.

Reminder that Rogue One is literally a lucasarts game they forgot to make

Recycling good ideas that never saw the light of day is not a bad thing.

>You will never play a real-time tactics game about stealing the Death Star plans

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Okay what the fuck.

I suspect after ten seconds of playing around with the goofy light twigs in his hands he gave up and just started ripping off arms and beating people to death with them.

I appreciate Holdo for the role she plays in the movie. She's an inefficient leader. She should've been honest with Poe from the start, even if he was being a little bitch. Holdo realized how much she fucked up by the climax of the movie, which is why she chose to stay behind and do the Holdo Maneuver, hopefully redeeming herself in the process by saving the Resistance.

This this tidbit about how she never answers questions and her being eccentric at times explain her arrogance in the film.

What kind of great ideas do you have for anthology movies?

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I think they are just making their presence known

What do you want to know? There's been plenty of Star Wars threads, often multiples, most of wildly varying quality. This one hasn't been too bad but some have been full of memes. We had some doozies over the Star Wars Kids Galaxy of Adventures stuff:
youtube.com/starwarskids

A few about resistance but not much. Some have been infested with shitposting and the usual horrible memes that killed the old /swco/ but mostly I just don't think there's as much interest in daily threads. A lot of new comics don't get storytimed. At least Celebration might have something cool upcoming that's Yea Forums related, but who can say. If we get some completed teasers for the new Clone Wars episodes that'll be awesome. If they actually get treated to some completed episodes expect some serious shit. Not that they'll be livestreamed, of course, they never do. Maybe someone will get some sneaky cam footage.

Course that's getting away ahead of ourselves.

That's the problem with writing a character that fails and makes mistakes. It's hard to do it without people insisting you meant to make your character competent and that you're the bad writer.

Poor Rae Sloane. Kind of a neat character until she got Wendiged. She's basically the Mommy of the First Order but clearly nobody wants to touch that stuff after Aftermath.

As for anthologies I'd rather they stuck with those rather than tried to come up with a new trilogy. People talk about "nobody asked for this" with Solo and Rogue One, but that always seemed like the silly way to look at things. People sometimes get what they ask for and don't like it, after all, and sometimes things you didn't ask for can be cool. Nothing's certain. I just think they're better off doing their largely disconnected videos. Sure maybe they can have some points between them, if after Solo a Lando or Maul movie that continues with Q'ira and the crime syndicate. They really need to make sure they get the right story and the right teams early on, though. They've had so many troubles swapping out writers and directors, costly reshoots.

Want a good idea for their movies period? Slow the fuck down on production. Give it years between movies, make sure you get everything lined up. Walk before you run.

If that were true you think they'd do something about the caddyshack memer.

My two credits on Holdo is she was extremely badly served by the plot. She was forced into an adversarial role with Poe to create fake out drama that didn't really matter just so they could explain why the Resistance was dicking around for most of the movie until Finn and Chow Yun Fat got their own shit done. We're supposed to be cheering on Poe right up until Leia shows up and we think she'll back him up only to shoot him in the face. But it's all cool because Holdo actually really likes him.

Being a fakeout villain that we're suddenly supposed to love who pulls off a controversial ramming sequence, man there was no way she was NOT going to be a controversial character. Her character and planet writeup isn't really helping. It's like she was designed by committee to make any complaints about her character easily hand waveable away because you're being... well, you can guess. We've seen it enough.

I feel the same way about Rose. It's not the actresses fault, and she didn't deserve the internet hate, just because the writer/director specifically wanted her to feel like she didn't fit in Star Wars. Doesn't help that their diversion to New Vegas didn't feel very interesting and leaves the audience with the sense that these two are extremely bad at their jobs. They're supposed to find The Master Codebreaker, the only one who can pull off this amazing job that involves actually invading Snoke's own throne ship, so naturally they grab the first bum they can find who can short out a mall cop holding facility with a chewing gum wrapper.

>until she got Wendiged
It's not so bad. She's the best aspect of the entire trilogy.

Honestly she kinda saves the third book

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Just downloaded the first Thrawn book, does it require me to know anything from Rebels which I haven't watched yet or can I just jump in with it? I'm given to understand that it takes place pre-ANH anyway.

This beautiful scenery is a bit dampened by the fact that you know the Interceptor is going WHEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWW as it flies over it.

Nope, not at all.

Actually it might give you a stronger appreciation for Rebels when you watch it..

No, nothing. Some people think it has a bad disconnect between the show appearance and novel version. I won't go into it since you'll be reading it.

I can't really say myself, I keep forgetting to check out the new stuff. Haven't even read the comic adaptation yet.

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>still no episode 9 trailer

Give it a couple of days. Or very likely when Avengers Endgame comes out.

Reminder that based Hondo is still alive during the events of TLJ

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>tfw no actor will never play her on the big screen
I really hope the Night Sisters are revisited sometime in the future. It'd be a huge shame to see them just deemed non-canon.

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Nightsisters were in TCW, they're already canon

>Anakin is into older chicks

desu there's plenty of area's of Mexico and India that are fine places to live, and some that are completely horrible, mostly in deep rural area's where their literally just starting to get power and running water in regards to India and the northern provences where the Drug Wars are at their hottest in Mexico, they aren't like say Haiti, some of the central asian republics and such where there really is basically no good place to live unless your super rich.

>Bareass' DSL every time

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Can't wait to see that animatronic with my own eyes.

>> heavy metal inspired animated movie about Xim the despot
Fuck. Yes.

Id also take a heavy metal esque adaptation of the original Han Solo trilogy. Shit was straight 70's pulp.

Well than and he hated sand

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I just want to know what Wollfes reaction was.

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The real question was how many time did obi cry himself to sleep after ROTH?

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>Had both Rex and Wolfe in Rebels
>There was never a point where Wolfe just straight up refused to talk about Order 66, Plo, or the Wolf Pack
That was one of the most interesting things about BFII's campaign. It showed what the clones felt during and after Order 66

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>"I always hated that tumor looking faggot, I ain't no bro with Plo, fuck all Jedi"
>"whoa Wolffe I thought you took your chip out"
>"I did"

How many troopers do you think genuinely hated the Jedi?

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No one felt bad hearning that Krell was killed

What the fuck was her problem?

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Sub-par writers on board?

Defenders were so good in X-wing 1.0. Colonel Vessery was such a beast. And Ryaad was so fun to play with especially with Push the Limit and x/3.

Neyo and Bacara were both autistic by clone standards. But I'm pretty sure neither of them liked the Jedi, only respecting them for their rank and ability.

she was tired of the whole thing.

Didn’t bly hate Ayala’s guts?

Here’s a real question what was Ben Kenobis hermit game like? I doubt anyone but Tuskens would touch him cause he aged like shit

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>she didn't deserve the internet hate don't delude yourself into thinking people besides the odd idiot and troll piled up on her.

Some people just go gray young.

he had one surgically grafted on. it's big and black.

i want to see the grand admirals annual orgy

noo, my waifu

he's run out off Holst tracks to steal

>EA
it will be shit

>w-we dindu nuffin!

>t-the Big Bad manbabies are oprushhhin meeee
Good job on being a retard who eats the narrative used to brush away any criticisism.

Easy, I choose Debicki

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Don't do this to me bro. I fucking love RTT games

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Is AotC the comfiest SW movie?

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Good job always finding an excuses for why your side is never wrong because any time examples of your wrongdoing arise you just call it "the narrative" and hope nobody notices.

No, too many composited miniatures make it feel like people aren't actually there and makes it hard to get comfy.

The comfiest is TPM which used real sets for everything.

Good job on thinking there's a "side". There is no hivemind, try again.

You don't need to be part of a hivemind to take a side on a social issue.

I'm just glad we're finally getting a Star Wars game that isn't Battlefront. It's about fucking time.

Fucking depressing that Star Wars gets a fuckton of games when there are no movies being made and then when they start making movies suddenly the content dries up.

The death of Lucasarts and the handing of the games licence to fucking EA was by far and away the worst thing Disney did to Star Wars. Worse than the ST, and dare I say even worse than taking all the alien skin out of the cartoons.

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

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Considering it is EA it is probably still gonna suck

It's the Titanfall devs though so it will have some redeemable qualities.

I feel bad for Alec Guinness. People think that he looks 70 when he was 63 during filming.

Obi-wan is supposed to be 59 during ANH.

Huh. That's not as bad as people say then.

Why does the mods hate /swco/? I miss it
It was the only place I felt like I was around like-minded fans. It was so comfy and nice and friendly and a-and :'(

Ongoing generals often end up turning into off-topic circlejerks so rather than constantly having to clean them up they often just ban the general entirely. Also, Admiral Ackbar was designed for the film Return of the Jedi, the final entry in the original Star Wars trilogy. However, before the May 1983 debut of that film, the character made his first chronological appearance in a series of Star Wars newspaper comic strips by Archie Goodwin and Al Williamson. There he was portrayed as the leader of the alien species Mon Calamari, who were allies of the Rebel Alliance in their conflict with the Galactic Empire. The Mon Calamari are a species of fish-like, amphibious humanoids with salmon-colored skin, webbed hands, high-domed heads, and large fish-like eyes. Ackbar's back story was not explained in Return of the Jedi, but has since been established in Star Wars books and other media since the film was released.

Fuck off futafag. You brought this shit upon yourself. Reap what you have sown TLJ apologist.

I didn't think it was that circlejerky
I'm neither of those :^)

Because it turned into a sloppy mess of shitposting. However this thread has been entirely civil so hopefully we can keep them going

Just keep "swco" out of the thread title

Can't wait for this lads. Also hope they turn Alliances into a comic book

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>literally naming a book after the "It's treason, then" meme
What was he thinking?

I loved the first book but I find alliances nowhere near as interesting. Thrawns interactions with Anakin/Vader are nowhere near as interesting as those with Eli.

Anyone else feel this way? I feel like I'm the odd man out

The first half of the Clone Wars season 7 trailer just does something to me
youtube.com/watch?v=0JY2kFKVwO0

Same thing George thinks when he doesn't like a project. This is Zhans Darth Icky moment

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The Anakin interactions where boring but I liked the Vader ones. Eli and Thrawn where much more fun overall though

I still think Darth Insanius was completely consistent with all the other Sith names we've seen so far and while it's not my favorite name I wouldn't have complained if they used it.

But I have no idea what the fuck "Darth Icky" was about. All I can think of is they heard him incorrectly, maybe it was meant to be spelled differently but they assumed it was spelled Icky because that's a real word.

Interestingly enough, checking the wook, I found that Xim is apparently still canon. who would have thought

>people on this semen slurping board keep making threads that are thinly-veiled paedo garbage that stay up for days
>/swco/ got a hard permaban because of reasons even though futafag aside, it was one of the tamer threads i remember being in

It is entirely possible that he was joking.

Also, Darth Ichor.

She was a evil Karl Pilkinington who was sick of it and all this force nonsense and couldn't be doing with it. Also her apprentice.... was a Lil monkey fella

So I haven't been in these threads for quite a while and have been out of the loop with Star Wars in general, but after the storytime yesterday I just finished reading all of Soule's run on the Vader comic. Man what a ride. All my favourite villains written absolutely on point - Vader, Sheev, Tarkin... Cool to see Raddus and Ackbar too. And fucking Jocasta Nu, what the actual fuck.

Ninth Sister survives to snu-snu another day too, excellent. I thought for a minute there the Filoni curse had spread to the comics.

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I haven't really read any of the new marvel starwars, it any good?
I was really put off when they were releasing old dark horse stories with the marvel logo on them. Just felt like sacrelig

Hit or miss.

The Vader series is a HUGE hit.

The Vader and Doctor Aphra stuff by Gillen is good

There are probably people a lot more qualified to answer that question than me, like I say I've been a bit out of the loop.

I started reading Gillen's Vader and it was okay, but I didn't give a fuck about his pet OC Aphra so I dropped it, and that's when I dropped SW comics in general for a bit. I'd wholeheartedly recomment Soule's run though, especially if you enjoy your villains. I might read some more now.

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The last thing I remember about Doctor Aphra is that they made this really weird EU character that was basically Star Wars Judge Dredd gay for a really weird alien guy and the character was already so out there that I wasn't sure if I was okay with it or not.

the expansion of the clone war story that was mainly Padme's side quest and the reveal of the force sensitive Chiss children and how the force works with their people was enough to make me like Alliances more than the first book.

Alright thanks for the recommendations. I'll probably go to my lcs after work today and pick up a few. If there was one title though I wish they bring back it be tales. God I loved those back in high school.

She was a Sith. A Sith apprentice. Just not a Sith Lord.

The weak point of Alliances for me was the Padme scenes. I just didn't find them interesting. Thrawn's interactions with Vader were great since you could tell the whole time Vader just wanted to shove him in a locker.

I'm concerned though, a large part of what makes titanfall 2 so good is that the source engine has such tight-feeling movement. EA has been forcing their devs to all use frostbite engine (it literally killed anthem, look it up) and I'm terrified they're going to do the same for fallen order here

Apparently this game is using UE4

Also the "forcing" rumor is a myth, no devs have been "forced" to use it, the execs reccommend it, but the devs are free to choose

I recall reading an article on Anthem recently where they basically pointed to Frostbite as the reason that Anthem's development went so poorly, being that it wasn't built for open world environment's on Anthem's scale. It caused trouble with Andromeda too, so unless something fucked is going on with Bioware's management, I can't imagine they'd pick it twice.

When are the new clone wars episodes coming?

>thinly-veiled paedo garbage

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GOD I JUST WANT TO GET TORTURED BY A HOT IMPERIAL OFFICER(FEMALE)

In legends, the entire 327th hated her so much they continued to shoot her corpse out of malice.
But in nucanon, Bly considered her his best friend and wanted to give her "Bacta Injections". The nu explanation for why the 327th kept shooting her was to make sure she was dead quick, since Jedi can be fucking hard to kill.
He hated Quinlan Vos though.

>He hated Quinlan Vos though.
as any smart, sentient being should.

This was a good thread

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And she was a good friend.

The Force was destroying the galaxy by pitting Sith against Jedi.

The Republic should have collapsed and allowed for something stronger to take its place. The Sith Empire should have stayed buried beyond the Outer Rim. The people of the galaxy believed that the force could solve all their problems, all they had to do was put their faith in someone with a lightsaber. Instead of people making choices and bettering their lives, they were merely pawns of the Force.

Kreia believed that destroying the Force she could end the petty squabbles that plagued the galaxy.

Any of you fine gentlemen have a link to all of the clone wars? Just realized it wasn't on Netflix.

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Yeah I’d say so at least there’s a lot of breather moments and people just relaxing, wish they put more into actual sets not just minatures but I think Kamino holds up really well, still baffled by them making All the clones cg

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It wouldn't matter, especially since it pre-dates Disney canon. The final season of TCW (prior to whatever they are going to release) had the chips fuck up their memories so they didn't remember their generals as anything other than traitors. No feelings of friendship or remorse, or at least if those lingered and a clone refused to execute his general his brothers were programmed to turn on him too.

The old canon explanation that the clones were so dispassionate and professional that Sidious' whole plan revolved around there being no animosity or threat the Jedi could sense is the purest BS. The Jedi had just spent years honing their skills against droids who had no emotions they could sense through the Force and they largely did fine.

Google is your friend. Look for a place to "watch" "cartoon" "online".

>the only place we're going to be able to watch the finished final seasons is going to be on Disney's stupid fucking streaming client


PAIN

Have Disney said if they plan to continue Ezra and Thrawns story?

Celebration starts tomorrow, lads, you excited? Anyone going? I am!

Oh shit

No, but I imagine if we ever hear from those two again, it'll be in book form. Might actually find out at Celebration.

I kinda want to go to one of those "fancons" once in my life.
Too bad i live in a irrelevant Scandinavian country and nothing happens here

Oh shit, you're going?

Firstly, give us a live report, straight from the con if you're able to

Also, if nothing is mentioned about TCW Black Series wave, could you find a Hasbro guy to mention it to?

Excited, though I wish I could go.

Want to keep tabs on the Disney Parks panel to see if they're announcing when the public reservations to Galaxy's Edge go public, but I have to work while the panel is going.

Looking for a download link

ffmovies.ru

New thread?

...

Guess that answers that little thing.

The Empire is always watching....

Made too soon anyway. Very twitchy about it these days.

They have always been that way. It's weird but this is the only board where they seem to care about what page the thread is on.

>Since when are metaposts within a thread not allowed anyway?
It's more posting about the thread itself rather than on topic to the thread. Tolerable in, ha, moderation, perhaps.

If you ever want to talk to the mods don't go to /qa/ but rather the IRC.

Page 10.

New thread

Not this time.

Take five, folks. Another thread is clearly not going to happen. At least not right away, anyway.

See you guys in another 2 years

No point. There's other Star Wars threads on Yea Forums right now. Frequent those.

Story time threads are not the same as discussion threads

I mean if the general is banned, it's going to be banned. Changing the name isn't going to do shit.

It's not banned until a mod outright says it's banned. Which they won't do because they don't post.

SU generals were straight up banned. With a post from a moderator and everything.
Sw threads aren't banned, they just get deleted every time one is made for whatever reason. Absolutely rediculous considering there is new content every week, which used to be Yea Forumss guidelines for which series are allowed generals and which aren't.

Being fair the stated reason the mod gave for the /swco/ ban was no active show. When there was an active show they still deleted threads. Now clearly there's a difference between a mod and the janitor, so maybe those two need to get on the same page. Otherwise they broke their own stated rules and reasons, oddly enough.

Frankly I don't think Resistance is worth a general anyway so I don't mind. I'm merely commenting on the situation.

They were pretty clear

desuarchive.org/co/thread/99330651/#99337943

No mention of coming back ever