When your boyfriend left for Toronto without telling you but instead telling your best friend

>when your boyfriend left for Toronto without telling you but instead telling your best friend

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Kim is a cuck haha

>When you decide to be a passive aggressive orbiter about it well into your twenties

More like Kuck Pine right lmfao

>fiery hot ginger tomboy
>in a band

>still cant move on from scott until the last book

>Kim is basically a nice guy and a supreme gentlewoman

>Still sticks with him as a friend years later
>Doesn’t rape him

Maybe she tried several times but either Wallace or Stephen or just plain luck wasn't on her side

>29
>kissless virgin
>not too ugly, not too overweight. Essentially Louis CK with more hair and a less pronounced gut.
>spent all of 20s working at various jobs, going to school, never having any motivation or desire to go out or socialize.
>only recently fell into a position of relative comfort and competency.
>now realize 20s were a complete waste and no one wants to fuck a near-30 virgin
>probably autistic, i dunno

>this comic is totally relatable, right guys?

If Scott had stayed, what's the chances he could've gotten a threeway with Kim and Lisa?

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Things would have turned sour with Kim Pine soon, I'm sure. Then, depending entirely on Lisa, she could move in on Scott, probably destroying what little friendship there was between her and Kim, leaving everyone pretty bitter. Either way, nah

Damn Wallace ruining all the fun
Would have made a pretty good side-arc or running joke tbqh

When will she rise up?

Scott is an airhead, he just forgot to tell her
He didn't do this on purpose so It's not his fault

Now

>I used to think my life was a tragedy

Dude it's his girlfriend

Big deal, people leave one another in worse ways

>Forgetting to tell the person you’re literally dating you’re leaving

Scott the Himbo

Scott get OFF of Yea Forums

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Himbo is a pretty apt term for him

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>being an idiot absolves you from he responsibility of hurting someone
Remember this next time you get angry

He moved to Toronto. Fuck him, he probably gay.

Kim a cute

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Kim was way better looks and personality wise than any other girl in the series. I'd be on her and never go if I were Scott.
Tsundere, snarky tomboys really rev my engine.

Given that everyone else in his friend group is gay to some degree (and in Toronto no less) there’s a decent chance he’s bi

>Bryan O'Malley was JK Rowling before JK Rowling

Scott's sister is the only heterosexual character

If they really were his friends then they should understand him given husband personality and forgive him
Everyonemajes mistakes

Nah, he was just too chickenshit to tell her in person

He did have an experience with wallace that was in his own words cpretty gay"

Cool blog

BLOM hasn't given us information on how well endowed Young Neil is, so it's safe to say that he's nowhere near Rowling

To most people who actually lived their lives it probably is

Can someone explain to me what the JK Rowling stuff is all about?

>DID YOU KNOW WIZARDS USED TO CONSTANTLY SHIT THEMSELVES t. Rowling
>DID YOU KNOW THERE'S ALSO NO SUCH THING AS A STRAIGHT WIZARD t. Rowling
What's really funny is you're gonna think I'm kidding and find her twitter for yourself.

Don't forget:
>WE WUZ WIZARDS N SHIET t. Hermione
It's really poorly executed and shoehorned and obviously done for cookie points

She kept adding lore that no one asked for via Twitter, such as how before Hogwarts got working toilets they apparently would shit where they stood and just magic'd everything away

She's a one-trick pony trying to stay relevant so some erratic behavior is to be expected.

BLOM is better because
1. He’s explicit about a character’s sexuality in the original work (with several you could tester one) and not making up shit afterward
2. His gay characters are based and make sense in the setting

Based

It wouldn't have happened, women aren't as open to threesomes as much as you think

This shit is hilarious tbqh