"Silly Bratz,I've already taken everything you have"

The Monster High blindbox minis were actually doing great, and were very cute too, but Mattel dropped that too.
Mattel panicked and rebooted the series, making it for a younger audience, making it cheaper and less scary to fill the space left when Disney pulled the Disney Princesses from them and gave it to Hasbro, and it could have actually done well but then they wasted time and money on Electrified which flopped royally

>Lose Disney Princess license
>Panic and reboot Monster High at the height of it's popularity, killing all momentum the series had
>Gut Ever After High and replace the free will vs. destiny plot line with some generic "GRRRRRRRRRL Power" one
>"Enchantimals" line released as a stop gap fails to catch on
>DC Super Hero Girls is rebooted, angering fans of the existing version

What does Mattel even have anymore besides Barbie and Hot Wheels?

Jurassic World? Dunno if its doing well, though.

Hasbro always wins "dabs on Mattel"

>Hot Wheels
People still buy those?

>angering fans of the existing version
so, nobody?

And in the end, we all lose

The dolls and web series were quite popular with their target demographic, despite what faustfags would have you believe.

>t. shit taste
Ever After High has always had the better characters and stories.

Better story for sure, but I always liked MH characters more

>always had the better characters and stories.
Who gives a shit?! I talked about the dolls.

>And in the end, we all lose
Based, fuck I hate Hasbro, just take a look at their screeching fans/shills.

>The dolls and web series were quite popular with their target demographic,
If so why WB would take a chance and reboot it, hmm? My only concern is the new dolls are downgraded in quality.

Mattel sabotaged it too like the morons they're, the new releases aren't as good and exciting as they were in the first year.

The stuff the horse half is wearing looks like literal fetish gear.

I think my little sister had this one. Unfortunately, a recently adopted puppy tore it apart.

>If so why WB would take a chance and reboot it, hmm?
Hoping to get in on that small horses level of popularity/cash.

>Hoping to get in on that small horses level of popularity/cash.
Based WB, the old show was shit tier.

You're right. Kinky.

I got mine pretty cheap in a sale. Currently being ridden by my Chogekin Drossel.

>my Chogekin Drossel.
Is that the first one or the Charming one? Also you a good taste in toys user.

The thicc one.

The new show isn't any better.

Wow, what shit taste you have.

You've taken their trips as well!

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What a intriguing sketch that was.

You wouldn't believe how kids will flip the fuck out when they see Hot Wheels in the grocery store. And their cheap enough that every so often a parent says yes to them. Hot Wheels and Kinder Joy eggs, that's what sells consistently.

>If so why WB would take a chance and reboot it, hmm?

Trying to catch lightning in a bottle by appealing to magic horse fags.

Where do I begin with MH media? I know there's the cartoon and some movies, is there anything else I should check out?

"13 Wishes" is probably the best movie. The rest are pretty forgettable, even by the standards of direct-to-video children's movies.

Is it gay that I sort of want to get into fashion dolls? My mom collects them and reading about them makes me feel closer to her.

Madeline is literally perfection.

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It's only gay if you're a dude and buttfucking some guy because of them

Most of the movies are pretty corny, but I'd say 13 Wishes, Scaris City of Frights and Fright Camera Action are the best, they're all pretty charming in their own way though, the cartoon is pretty cheap and badly animated but still cute and are only shorts.
The first reboot movie is good, better style than the previous movies, but dulled down, the second movie Electrified isn't worth your time.
Theres also a comic book called I Only Have Eye for You which is really good, super cute.

It just means you like cute girls doing cute things.

Nah, it's a lot of fun, I mostly collect MH and other horror themed fashion dolls
Fashion doll fandom is full of autists though

Shannon Hale's Ever After High novels were surprisingly deep and filled in some of the blanks the cartoons left out, like Apple wanting to sign the book because a near-death experience in childhood has driven her to desire the security of a fairy tale destiny. Whereas in the cartoon she was just good-natured, but entitled.

>Madeline had every right to hate Raven
>But she didn't
>In fact that she befriended Raven who had, at the time, probably was in a very dark place after being shunned and bulllied because of her mother.

Maddie really is best girl.

The second novels weren't bad either. Duchess' book was fantastic as well. And going into Ginger's history and how being shunned by others made her go so far as hiding her own heritage was great.

>That part in the third book where Maddie becomes the narrator

Normally I hate metafiction, but that was really well-written.

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Anyone have the link to the mega with all the novels.

Narrator Maddie has potential to be one of the strongest, if Ms. Direction was anything to go by.

mega.nz/#F!JQNTlAyQ!0MkJBYcf6L2ZxWtZYpXeEA
it hasn't been updated for awhile.

are these shows actually yuribaiting or is it just me and my enhance yuri detectors gained from years of shitposting?

:thinking_face:

>Bullying (at best) Raven and Ginger

Considering one's mother tried to kill everyone and the other is potentially a cannibal, the children of Ever After High has probably has some of the biggest balls I have ever seen.

Idk man that shit with Apple and Darling was pretty legit

Definitely yuribaiting to some extent.

Raven/Apple is like Banjo/Sento level of homolust

and There is the fact that Darling Charming woke Apple from her sleep, while the rules state that there are only two ways to break a curse
>True Love's kiss
>Kiss from a princess

Which, to be fair, Darling fits both criteria.

Darling gave her CPR. Are all paramedics gay?

No but
Is important

It was a cursed apple my dude, shit isnt that simple

Is that your body pillow? If, so do they have one with Cedar wood?

Every fictional everything ever that has a vehicle of some kind gets a fucking hotwheel.
Most stores sell them anywhere from $1.99 to as low as 79 cents.

They're super cheap and they're a toy that you can give to even the most destructive of children, as they're virtually impossible to break during normal play for a fraction of the cost of an action figure.

I don't think that would be very comfortable.

>Kiss Cedar
>Ask her how she felt
>She tells you she felt nothing, because she is wood. She doesn't even know if the love that she feels is real love, or a false love her faux body has created.
>The pain of being honest.

You stay away from my daughteru

Thank you. satan.

Their music teacher is a man who's committed mass child abduction and extortion. They're well past the point of caring.

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My headcanon is that Piper is one of the children he abducted.

In ever after high that's what they refer to as adoption.

Or Melody is the daughter of him and one of the children he abducted. Most of the background characters are, but Melody was his favorite and the only one he accepts AS his daughter.

Look at those David Koresh glasses he's wearing. He's probably got a compound somewhere where he does some sick shit.

Ever After High to me seems like one of those worlds that would be fun to live in

But then you have to remember that you would be some no named background character that would die off screen and there would be no obituary

I collect them as a joint hobby with my heterosexual spouse, so I'd say it's pretty straight.

My personal favourite is why do ghouls fall in love.

> spoiler
Or she's the first born. Thus the one who inherited the powers.
Ever After sounds fun unless you are a background character, a villain, pretty much everyone. The only people who actually benefit from the system is the heroes and even then not so much.

Counter-point: the creator of Monster High is a very gay man. Counter counter-point, I'm a straight man and I collect them though I do have a doll fetish and would not ever show my power level other than anonymously.

Collecting something is different from making it, if I eat a bagel made by a gay baker it doesn't make me gay

>eating gay Jew bread

Doll fetish?? I might lie the sound of that..W-what does it entail?

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Their principal also forcibly confined his brother to a secret basement dungeon for years, but nobody seems to hold that against him.

Getting dolls to ride your dick like a bucking bronco.

>Mattel rebooted it to make it less slutty.
>kids wanted the original slutty toys
wut?

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Yeah EAH is a brutal system.
Crystal is super excited about guns for not much reason, Melody has to kill a bunch of kids in a few years, Briar's whole coma thing, Wonderland seems like it will most likely fuck up again, the wolf and red riding hood are sisters and ones gotta die.

Sounds like a good game theory but unlike MH, the students of EAH are ALL accounted for as a part of the storybook. So each student has their own place in a story. Back ground characters aren't just random kids that go to school there.

>pic related
But isn't that just kind of a size fetish?

They made it less slutty and less detailed. Adults dropped it for different reasons than Kids did, but both are Mattel's fault. They're way too expensive compared to Barbie, They stopped making movies for kids to relate the dolls to, movies they did make recently are boring. Theres more if you want me to go on.

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Even kids could see the reboot was cheap garbage

It's a bit difficult to put into words really. I suppose I like the perfection, the smoothness of the surfaces, The fact they don't age like flesh and blood people. I like robots too, for a similar reason. Also while not essential to my enjoyment I quite like static faces. The original Hexadecimal from ReBoot who would flip between static face masks was probably one of my first Yea Forums crushes and until I can obtain my own Noa I have a fantasy of fucking someone in a Venetian mask without ever seeing their face. That's some Eyes Wide Shut shit, right?

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You've open my eyes that's for sure. I wouldn't say I have a doll fetish or a robot fetish but those are my two favorite things. Stoic sleek robots and cute dolls. I have like 17 custom dolls of Monster highs Robot, Elle dee. THIS IS INTERESTING I LOVE IT

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> EAH is a brutal system.
I've been doing a rewrite for months. But I doubt my writing would actually be a good enough fill, at least it came close to it's potential.

While I haven't written in forever, I have done a bunch of one shot stories set in what has been presented. A little darker in some aspects but I do feel like it still fits with what we are presented with.

Some of my favorite I have done are Liar's soul (cedar based) Rewrite, Ignite, Restart (Maddie), Garden of Shadows (Melody Piper) and Letter from the Past Days (Raven)

Links to these writings?

You can find mine on here

archiveofourown org/users/Abarekiller

Where can I find more options?

I know fetish has multiple meanings, and by the dictionary definitions I'd say for me this is more
>an object of irrational devotion or reverence
than
>psychologically necessary for sexual gratification
since there are other things I like too, it's not the only thing I can get off to but it is something I'm very attracted to the idea of and have no idea why.

I don't have a huge collection but my Neferas are probably my favourites (pic is not mine though). I love everything about her design - Her taller figure, the shape of her face as well as her slightly metallic skin and how well it goes with her hair.

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Nefera's are worth a pretty penny, don't cum on her too much

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Why do you think I bought a spare? It's actually because I wanted to let her hair down.

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I think it's meant to be make up

Robot Chicken isn't good.
Supermansion is really good

So, anyone else want a Persona or Yakuza style game set in Monster High.

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>grown-ass adults posting about a show intended for toddlers

Grow the fuck up user.

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>Being such a beta bitch that your sister is a better Prince Charming than you

Draculaura x Clawd is still the best.

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Darling showing up with an armored strapon kinda sealed the deal.

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There are threads about Sofia the first that pop up from time to time. This is Yea Forums

Daring was such a good boy

Daring is for Lizzie.

Here comes Aizen Charming.

>It's the shit taste MHfag who cant' tell good character design and animation when it punch him right in the face

I'm just here for the toys desu

I miss EAH and MH dolls so much

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Bump

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Whatever happened to all the MH artists on tumblr? I haven't been back since the purge, but I know a lot of them drew both lewd and non-lewd. The community there was weird. It was very active and creative, but there were a lot of anti-porn faggots who harassed people drawing porn. I guess they got what they wanted.

The anti-porn people were mainly upset because 'ShEs 14 cAN we nOT??' but most either went on to draw Ever after high or just stopped drawing MH cause it's dead. Theres still a few good ones though.

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