The thread I made this for was removed.
So I guess this is a 'shitting on Margaret Stohl' thread.
Amazing?
John Lee
Benjamin Foster
As someone who's never read Captain Marvel or anything Stohl has written, this seems like an incredibly petty thing to get upset and your comeback to it rather disproportionate and extreme. I recommend you maybe just calm down and find a more productive thing to spend your time on.
Gavin James
But first, let's have a Mahkizmo storyline.
Wyatt Gomez
Well, user, I HAVE read Captain Marvel and what Margaret Stohl's has written, and trust me, this is not petty. Sit back and enjoy the show.
Alexander Parker
Jacob Anderson
Brandon Cruz
Austin Smith
Landon Torres
Thundra was a villain -
Jackson Garcia
- of sorts, from earlier issues of FF. I suppose I should have storytimed it first, but this is about Mahkizmo.
Oh, I see now he is called 'The Nuclear Man' and not 'Radioactive Man' as I thought earlier. Well that is clearer.
Alexander Turner
Jackson Wright
Shades of 'Gor', there, although for a 'bestial place' that sure is a nice-looking city.
Hmm. 1974. You'd think they'd make it a LITTLE more brutal.
Cooper Barnes
David Nelson
Ryan Powell
Ryan Jenkins
Blake Reed
Jayden Cruz
Exposure to a different culture has caused Thundra to have a change of heart. Perhaps the same could be done for Mahkizmo.
Although not much headway is made.
Aaron Evans
That's some Terminator stuff.
Adrian Cook
Austin Ross
Jace Lopez
Ayden Cruz
Hudson Wright
>Woman wit a
How is this better??
Levi Lewis
>post Kelly Thompson's comic
>'shitting on Margaret Stohl' thread.
Are you sure you know what are you complaining about?
Levi Young
>Women with arms strong as iron catching him three feet above the pavement
Seriously, how is that better.
Josiah Rivera
Yes. The storytime is to explain who Mahkizmo is.
And what a pathetic caricature he is.
Trust me, the shitting will commence.
Christopher Thompson
>Mahkizmo whips children
Classy.
Wyatt Martin
Matthew Flores
Jaxon Davis
James Thomas
Dylan Nelson
Levi Foster
Julian King
Ryan Parker
Julian Cooper
Leo Nguyen
Isaiah Baker
Aiden Bennett
Luke Rivera
Luke Howard
Ethan Gomez
Zachary Russell
Jackson Green
Isaiah Evans
Matthew Bailey
Clearer shades of rape and sexual slavery as an institution.
Had the author read a 'Gor' novel?
Oliver Thomas
Brayden Brown
Not that I'd recommend it. It's pitiful porn wrapped in pathetic pontificating, written by a conceited hack.
Austin Peterson
Michael Brooks
Oliver Young
Connor White
Angel Johnson
Jacob Long
Mahkizmo exeunt. Bye bye, bozo.
Thomas Stewart
You must be new here
Brody Bennett
Damn it, skipped a page.
The merging effect is making everybody all lovey-dovey. How sweet!
Elijah Anderson
And that's it. The end of Mahkizmo's first appearance.
A completely flat character without any background other than being the guy from a 'planet of hats' with the biggest hat; worse than that, just an evil counterpart suggested by another former supervillain.
Next up: a comic by a man who himself is not entirely spotless...
Jonathan Stewart
Looking forward to this. I haven't read it yet, so I have no idea what's coming.
Josiah Brooks
Sebastian Cook
John Byrne's customary displaying of Jennifer's body.
I am on the fence with this. Is it empowering or demeaning, or neither?
Cooper Bennett
Aaron Clark
Parker Carter
Kayden Mitchell
Robert Cox
Oh great. It's this asshole again.
Wait. Wasn't he blown up?
Ethan Hernandez
I didn't know Byrne used to break the fourth wall quite so enthusiastically. What does Deadpool even have to shout about?
Ryan Flores
Juan Scott
Does this sort of thing - the heroine getting smacked by the villain of the piece - happen less often in female-penned comics?
Thomas Barnes
Brayden Powell
Benjamin Wood
Lucas Phillips
>Margaret Stohl
Pic related isn't M.Stohl however I agree M.Stohl should be shat on.
Josiah Rogers
Dominic King
Patience, user, all will be revealed.
Henry Young
Oliver Rogers
>Pic related isn't M.Stohl
Wait. Hold on. What?
>Kelly Thompson
God damn it.
Juan Flores
Well. Having being informed I am a foolishly blinded fag, I suppose that makes this a 'Shitting on Kelly Thompson' thread.
***
So. Mahkizmo learns the ways of love for the first time.
Levi Campbell
The gods of Marvel can be real douchebags.
Jonathan Thomas
M.Stohl must be held accountable for her crimes nonetheless.
Elijah Thomas
Mason Lewis
I guess that will have to be a different storytime. I have to say this realization makes me feel slightly less angry towards the unfortunate woman. Her story is merely flavorless pap, lacking knowledge of the very subject she writes for, not necessarily misandrist.
***
Reforming Mahkizmo through love seems at least somewhat interesting. I think Byrne was playing this just a bit too cutesy though. Then again, he is a really feeble character.
Hunter Campbell
Xavier Diaz
I am reminded of Power Woman with Vartox, although what they did with Vartox was pretty... blegh.
Ryder Lopez
Blake Diaz
Kelly Thompson's story? My reading of it is a third wave feminist's fight against the patriarchy in a manufactured environment where the womyns get empowered & mobilized. I haven't read the story you're currently posting.
Levi Diaz
I love Shulkie's sarcasm.
Colton Hill
Easton White
That's why I am posting it: to show what a pathetic antagonist Mahkismo is.
Samuel Walker
Yeah... but Byrne still drew it that way, didn't he, that sly old fox.
Joshua Jackson
Jack Sanchez
Ryan Price
Slice it any way you want it, empowered or not: it's basically a pin-up book interspersed with violence.
The question is: is that a bad thing in itself?
Asher Sanders
Nathaniel Jackson
Jace Mitchell
Elijah Butler
Loose lips sink ships.
Jace Long
Eli Garcia
Daniel Diaz
Luis Nelson
Brandon Cook
Juan Thomas
Cooper Young
Henry Scott
Kayden Fisher
Oh boy.
Liam Nguyen
He doesn't know -
Jonathan Gutierrez
- I suppose a disconnect such as that is actually possible if you grow up in a world where true intimacy between the sexes does not exist.
Still, never making the connection betheen intercourse and reproduction...
James Reyes
Interesting, though. It seems him making the connection actually might lead into the next story.
Oh yes. We are FINALLY here.
Dylan Cruz
Caleb Jenkins
Skipping the intro page since it's drivel anyway.
Owen Sanchez
>"Icon"
This will never not be ridiculous.
Angel Clark
>Wall street guys loved seeing a superheroine getting beaten up by a giant monster thirty feet from where they work
That's pretty early to drop a 'war between the sexes' bomb, Thompson.
Nathaniel Barnes
....aaand the artist doesn't know what a 'venom blast' is, so they assume it's actual venom.
Carson Reyes
>This banter
Dear God, make it stop. Old timey-stuff was too shakespearean, I realize that, but this coffee table shit is the other end of the spectrum.
Jace Morales
John Price
Mason Myers
Christian Powell
Mason Hall
Kevin Bennett
Shitting on Tony Stark in response to "Afternoon, ladies". Stating he is annoying. Having him lie.
Nice, Thompson. Really getting into this 'Women and men barely tolerate each other's presence", vibe, huh?
Caleb Wright
Samuel Brooks
Ian Sanders
Now, it could be that Thompson is deliberately trying to portray Carol as a snarky bitch and Tony as a guy who's just trying to be nice (in spite of the fact she practically beat him to death a while ago) or maybe she thinks this is how professionals banter - you know, locker room talk! - but somehow I just don't buy it.
Also, another female who hates Tony! Yayyy!
Nathan Cruz
Wyatt Johnson
Hating on Tony and borderline hostility between the sexes. What IS going in with that woman?
Is this seriously the first time she saw Rhodey again after Tony Stark literally brought him back from the dead? Carol and Jim were a fledgling couple when he was killed and this is how they greet each other? Jesus.
Dylan Peterson
Okay, this is a little better, but now she's suddenly hanging on his arm like a prom date.
Also: he's just two inches taller.
Adrian Foster
Nicholas Ramirez
Samuel Bailey
Aiden Harris
Gabriel Gray
Finally, the hero of the piece makes his presence known. He has been given a completely atypical makeover which, if anything, makes him look a bit effeminate.
Is that a fucking sidecut? Who is the artist on this?
>Carmen Carnero
Hmmm...
Jackson Richardson
Also: energy blasts were never his thing. He has that nuclear punch thing going on, but that was just kinetic energy motivated by nuclear fission (I guess).
Angel Richardson
>The guys are late to the party
>feeble banter (Seriously. Thor commenting on the guy's coat?)
Yes, we have seen that ray before...
Nolan White
Atypical behaviour. Why didn't he bring her along to where he could subdue her alone?
Also: Carol is the only one not affected by the ray! Even the god Thor and Iron Man, in armor designed to withstand any form of mind control,, go down! Wooowww! She is So Awesome.
Elijah Peterson
Carter Gomez
BTFO, guys!
Brody Hall
Bentley Cook
"She made that look so easy"
"Don't worry, he is toast"
Jeeeeezus.
Anyway, gonna take a break for the next (and last) two issues. Hopefully this thread is still up when I get back.