>Blackagar Boltagon
Is this a fucking joke?
Blackagar Boltagon
Gabriel Ross
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Jacob Rodriguez
>Car-Ell Susan Jane Dan-Vers
You're just pulling my leg here.
David Flores
>Shazagar Amagon
Walker out of the theater right then
Jose Ross
>Tonigar Starkagon
I returned the book
Nathaniel Nguyen
Boltagon is acceptable to me, Blackagar is going too far into wacky names for some reason.
Jeremiah Hughes
You know the sad thing is that's not what makes him a joke, but instead his misguided devotion to his unfaithful wife
Charles Diaz
You mean Irongar Managon, right?
Connor Torres
who?
Cooper Gomez
Inhuman civilization predates human civilization by hundreds of thousands of years. So their language is probably different.
On a different but related note, a Brood uttered surprise at the name:
Starazar Lordagon.
Ian Rogers
Not even Ka-Rul.
Not that that entire book plus her current run are not liquid shit, because they most assuredly are.
Aaron Jones
>Captigar Amerigon
A bit on the nose
Bentley Kelly
>Benjamin Tennyson
That’s just not right
Luke Gomez
?
Alexander Moore
>Dareagar Devilgon
I burned my comic
Ryder Nguyen
>Peter Parkinson
I'm still shaking my head
Kevin Martin
How does he fly? Does he do a Banshee thing and constantly scream at the ground? Or is flight just one of his powers?
Also, what happens when he sneezes? Does he fucking obliterate whatever his face is pointing at? If he covers his mouth with his hands while sneezing, will his hands be blown off? Has it ever been established that he's immune to his own powers?
Juan Davis
If he wasn't immune to his power he would die after the first usage.
Samuel Baker
Where does the telepathy come from? Doesn't he have Medusa acting as his mouthpiece most of the time by dictating through telepathy?
I know virtually nothing of Blackbolt except for the events where he pops in and screams at something as a trump card. Unless it's against World War Hulk or something. In which case he jobs.
Jayden Gutierrez
He flies by manipulating free electrons; that is what the tuning fork is for. Manipulating free electrons is the basis of his power set, which includes super strength and a level of telekinesis.
His voice is an unwanted side effect.
Sneezing is not speaking.
He is not telepathic, he and Medusa just have such a strong rapport that she can interpret his most subtle gesture with perfect clarity.
The guy who jobbed against the Hulk was not Black Bolt, but a Skrull, as revealed in 'Secret Invasion'.
Elijah Foster
Thank you for that. I've only been recently re-reading Secret Invasion but only from the New Avengers perspective which sort of skips over some key elements.
Surprised at the complete lack of telepathy. I swear I've seen comments where he fires complicated thought bubbles at people and they seem to understand what he's going on about.
Doesn't he have like 13 wives? Most of which are fucked up alien things like tentacle people or horse women? Are they Inhuman or some kind of alien non-aggression pact marriage thing?
Dylan Ramirez
>Doesn't he have like 13 wives?
He used to have five 'official' wives, Medusa and four alien Inhuman queens - a Dire Wraith, a Badoon, a Centauran and a Kymellian. But I don't think he ever had relations with the others.
They are 'Universal Inumans', the result of Kree creating Inhuman races throughout the cosmos. An interesting but useless idea.
William Gutierrez
>because they most assuredly are.
See pic.
Mason Green
>Boomagara Boomagona
Pretty unorthodox if you ask me
Jeremiah White
This is what peak 90's looks like.
Gavin Kelly
>cagar means to shit in Portuguese
Can never unhear it.
Jayden Parker
>Frank Castle
are they even trying?
Xavier Sullivan
>Ryan Smith
I started laughing
Christopher Ramirez
yep, pouches between the tits school of design
Jaxson Reed
>galactus
>darkside
idiotic names for idiotic comics by idiotic an overrated authors.
Kevin Cruz
>He is not telepathic, he and Medusa just have such a strong rapport that she can interpret his most subtle gesture with perfect clarity.
This explanation no longer makes sense considering what a spiteful, flighty and unfaithful slut they've made her in modern Marvel.
Daniel Brown
>it's real
Dylan Wilson
Black Bolt's primary ability is not shouting, user, it's particle manipulation.
Josiah Richardson
>Wolverto Inés
Elijah Wright
>Steven Orm
Hudson James
>Dick Rider
Are you serious?
Kevin Walker
It will never not be funny.
Carson Evans
Logangar Sanagon
Easton Myers
jej
Cameron Flores
>Deadigar Pooligon
I mean I know he's a gag character but come on
Brody Johnson
underrated post
Anthony Davis
>Doctoragar Strangeagon
Pajeets and their silly names
Zachary Roberts
that might be my favorite dr strange drawing. either this or that
Mason Gray
SuperagonManigar
What the hell are these aliens doing here
Christian Thomas
>not Kalagar Elagon
Oliver Mitchell
Hadjibidibabidiboo
James Reed
>Clarkagon Kentagor
A nice Christian name
Brody Flores
Wyatt Kelly
I'm not one to use the "for children" argument. So just go fuck yourself
Carson Evans
Post your name, op.
Cooper Rogers
Anonon Amousagar
Angel Fisher
idk why i made this
Julian Brown
Fucking saved
Colton Wood
kek
Landon Wilson
jej
Daniel Clark
not enough spikes
Nathan Anderson
>Roy G. Bivolo
Jordan Long
Sniktagar Bubagon
Adam Peterson
dear christ it's real
Ian Torres
How would you make this guy a threat?
Any Ideas?
Gif Version when?
Carson Morris
Joshua Bailey
>Charles "Chuck" Brown
Nathaniel Peterson
>Julian Gregory Day
Tyler Hill
No Name was best girl.
Aaron Foster
His original name was William Tockman, which was kind of lame (it's like tick-TOCK, geddit??), but for BTAS they renamed him Temple Fugate, which is just obnoxious (play on Latin phrase "tempus fugit", meaning "time flies").
Kevin Ross
Do Savage Dragon
Oliver Sanchez
>name is literally Dr. Simon Ecks
Matthew Garcia
>name is literally a homophone of Freeze
Jaxon Adams
>Kalagar-Elagon
Are you kidding me?!
Anthony Nguyen
>Humphry Dumpler
Eli Brooks
Dumfree and Deever Tweed. As if that's not enough, they're identical cousins for absolutely no reason. As if that's not enough, Dumfree later dies and his place is taken by his newly-revealed identical twin brother, Dumson.
Aiden Hughes
>Sneedagar Chuckagon
Ian Miller
>Sneezing is not speaking
It still makes noise. When Black Bolt was a baby his cries leveled a building. He doesn't have to speak to fuck shit up, he can just burp and you'll be fucked sideways.
Jack Bailey
See below
>yes
Wyatt Sanchez
Dollmaker gets this twice. The OG Golden Age version was named Marcel Mannequin and the TV version on Gotham was Francis Dulmacher.
Lincoln Hill
>73 Replies
>Nobody has mentioned Jack Russell yet.
Easton Reed
Based unapologetic autistic manchild
Hudson Roberts
Do you think his first idea for a superhero name was Agar Agon?
Noah Mitchell
Honestly, Black Bolt isn't much of an improvement. Sure, it sounds better, but it has nothing to do with his powers.
Caleb Gonzalez
>he defines himself after his powers
what's your name, Manlet McFat?
Cooper Torres
Got me gigglin'
Asher Wright
When I realized it...
Jace Wilson
Well, of course SHE would say 'no'. She has judgment issues.
You are a prince, user, a prince.
>How would you make this guy a threat?
AFAIK he has limited control of the Emotional Spectrum. So it's like he has all seven rings but they're weak.
Never seen it in action, but potentially that is completely devastating.
Brody Martin
>Nogar Namagon
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Juan Fisher
Keep in mind theres a guy who is unironically named Beta Ray Bill
Jeremiah Rivera
What else would he be called, Alpha Particle Beak? He's a fucking horse. That wouldn't make any sense. Horses don't have beaks.
Zachary Morris
I don't get it
Adam Ward
jack russell terrier
Jose Jones
ok I didn't know that exists
Tyler Clark
Sure you did
Andrew Thomas
How the fuck you didn't about jack russell terriers ?
James Foster
I don't know about a lot of terriers, really not that hard
Isaiah Roberts
fucking hell
Nicholas Cox
>Jubilation Lee
Brandon Morgan
Is this guy retarded enough to have his name legally changed to Edward Nygma or were his parents retarded enough to name him like this and he got so obsesses over it
I truly hate shit like that in comics
Isaiah Collins
I wish it was a joke.
Jaxon Brown
shit forgot the pic
Andrew Johnson
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DC characters
Robert Gutierrez
>darkside
What an idiotic post by an idiotic poster
Daniel Roberts
Make him a closetcase who shoots up gay nightclubs.
Justin Walker
Why is daredevil fapping in the rain?
Justin Williams
>Moonagar Knightagon
>Konagar Shuagon
>Mistergar Knightagon
Lincoln James
Dude hasn’t watched his westminster.
Zachary Robinson
The Clayfaces have several obnoxious examples.
OG Clayface was an actor named Basil Karlo, Bob Kane's oh-so-subtle homage to Basil Rathbone and Boris Karloff.
Third Clayface and Lady Clay had a son they named Cassius (get it? GET IT?).
Claything was Peter Malley, as in "malleable".
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Really, now.
Ethan Lewis
>Silver Sablinova
wtf it's real
Jason Morris
BLACK-AGAR
BOLT-AGON
Julian Hall
>his name is Robin
I left the theatre (since it was at the end of the movie)
Henry Jackson
Seethe, inhuman.
Jack Davis
no one has a problem with alliteration, dummy
Blake Lee
I unironically thought that was cool
Evan Fisher
Why not? It's pretty ridiculous how overused it is.
Jaxson Fisher
Kek
Wyatt Ortiz
with any many characters as there are in superhero comics, between main characaters, villains, locations, supporting characters, objects, concepts, etc etc you have to remember SO much crap. alliteration is an easy way to remember things . turns them into jingles
Sebastian Martinez
It's notagar as intrusivagon.