It's time again for Superboy, for the last time. I'll be moving onto some other show to lampoon but first the finale. Clark's gotta move onto college and out of Kansas sooner or later and unlike Smallville, he knows when to bail.
Superboy: The Omega Element/Lana gets kidnapped
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Kayden Foster
We begin our story at a scientist's house. House 10 feet from the street, no windows on the first floor in the direction of the front door, windows in awkward places, what appear to be be three doghouses on the roof or bigbirdhouses on the roof.
>Brick house
2/10 would not bang.
Logan Rivera
Dr. Bob Johnson: Well doctor, you said it couldn't be done, but I've done it. I've completed the cosmic energizer and reached the climax of my career. I won't be able to invent anything until my refractory period is over but I'll ejaculate any ideas I happen to have.
Blake Kelly
Dr. John Bobson: Did you say... *sigh* it's going to be one of those days. Ok, I'll bite, what does it do?
Xavier Sanchez
Isn't it obvious from it's shape and size? It's the ultimate element, a combination of every other element in the universe I call it, everythingium. Why don't you press the button and see what it does?
Nicholas Lewis
Which button? This one? I'll use the scientific method! Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
Parker Gutierrez
No Doctor! Not that button! You've cascaded the molecule!
Carter Martin
By Marie Curie's tempting legs, man, why didn't you label it?!
Christopher Green
I don't knooooooow!
Wyatt Wood
> The molecular waves from the Cosmic Energizer build up and rebound off the sky back at the Earth to disastrous results
Brayden Carter
>*CRACK*
Thomas Reyes
Today is the day that science has finally gone too far
Brandon Roberts
I can't allow Smallville bridge to float away! It's my favorite bridge! It works so hard allowing people to cross over the river!
Henry Adams
This jooks like a lob for Superboy!
Carson White
We've got a bridge to catch, Krypto, but first. Let's practice our tricks! Krypto! Speak!
Cooper Bell
Dogs cannot talk, Clark, you're unwell. Seek help.
Adam Carter
Ha ha very funny. My dog the comedian.
Hudson Hall
We've got to physically block the molecular waves with our body. You do that and I'll follow the waves back to the source and put a stop to the madness!
Liam Rodriguez
Awooooo
Isaac Perez
All these molecular magnetic waves are coming from this very house...
Brayden Davis
To this thing! Boppo!
Brody Nguyen
Superboy! You broke it! Thank you!
Chase Sanders
"Allow me to introduce myself, I am Dr. John Bobson and this is my colleague, Dr. Bob Johnson. He's.... not looking too well."
Ian James
He looks like he's in pain and on top of that he's flashing color and glowing. What's happening to him?
Evan Thomas
It's the effect of that Ultimate Element he invented. Everythingium is every element combined, and it's toxic to humans. He's slowly dying, Superboy, and the only cure is more everythingium to synthesize a cure, but you shattered it when you broke the Ultimate Energizer. There isn't any more.
Andrew Richardson
Superboy: There has to be a way to save this man!
Dr. John Bobson: There isn't, not unless we could travel far into the future.
Brody Cox
WHAT?!
Jason Cox
Superboy: Even Krypto can't make sense of this. You're a scientist, could you put it words that my dog can understand and explain it to him so then he could explain it to me?
Jose Hill
Dr. John Bobson: It's quite simple. Elements cannot be broken down or destroyed, only weakened. When you shattered the Everythingium you left microscopic shards of them all over the room. Given enough time those shards will reform and grow and return to its normal state. Then we could cure him.
Superboy: And how long will that take?
Dr. John Bobson: A thousand years ... give or take a century.
Noah Stewart
Then that's when we need to be! Krypto! Spin faster than time!
Sebastian Richardson
To the fuuuuture!
Jackson Cruz
Woooow. Smallville in the future and it's huuuge! I wonder if they call it hugeville now. Or maybe grandeville or maybe even venteville! I should ask someone!
Cameron Campbell
Look at this place, Krypto! Flying cars! They have flying cars!
Anthony Wilson
And they're piloted by robits?! Peachy Keen!
Jack Adams
HALT HUMANS. YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE 5:00 CURFEW. DISPENSING DEATH. HAVE A NICE DAY. THANK YOU.
Isaiah Moore
PLEASE STOP HIDING. IF YOU DO NOT LET US SHOOT YOU WE WILL BE FORCED TO KILL YOU TWICE.
Jonathan Miller
Won't someone stop these rowdy robots?!
Landon James
Just once, just once could we find a robit who follows at least one of the three laws of robitics?
Tyler Perry
I, Robot, do not appreciate trash talk about robots behind our backs. It's also a felony. Who said that? Out with it.
Owen Rogers
Meeeeeeeee
Brayden Gomez
It's a Superboy! Just as strong as the legendary Superman!
Nathan Davis
Superboy: ... What? Huh? ... W-what? Sir, I don't think you understand. This is not some chicken or the egg scenario. The boy would come before the man!
What's happening here in these future time?
Levi Campbell
You just saved us from Atnas's execution squad!
Gavin Jenkins
Who he?
James Miller
A bad mamma jamma! He took over Smallville and the the world using some strange machine and computers! All 17 million people living in Smallville cower under his erratic rule. We're the resistance, but passive resistance isn't working, maybe we need to protest harder.
Blake Nguyen
Superboy: Why do you keep calling it Smallville? Why not mediumville or largeville? Nevermind, now's not the time for this discussion. Where can I find this Atnas? Maybe I can talk to him, develop a rapport, and then overthrow him.
Julian Rogers
His lair is the center of town, big spire, can't miss it.
Jeremiah Howard
That's where we need to be!
Juan Kelly
Superboy: There it is! A restored, giant version of the Ultimate Element! Just like the scientist man said!
Colton Howard
And it's all mine and fortunately for me, I know how to use it and use it I shall.
John Gonzalez
Waves just like last time. Nothing I can't handle.
Andrew Price
OW MY BOWELS
Easton Cook
ha haaaaa! The greatest thing about controlling Everythingium is it contains any substance you could want to use. Like Kryptonite! Haa haaaaaaa!
Oliver Long
Greeting Superboy, I knew you'd be here. I bet you're just dying to know who I am and how I rose to power and I'm happy to talk about myself! I'm my favorite subject!
Asher Martin
Atnas: The world is so reliant on computers and technology. Developing a computer virus to turn the world's strength into its Achilles heel!
Asher Martin
And then I took total control of every computer through the magic of computer programming! I used my virus to auto-force every computer to update to Atnas OS.
Christopher Martin
And anyone who wouldn't do that got force lightning'd. A powerful persuasion tool useful for any hostile takeover!
Bentley Perez
You can read all about myself and my takeover in my book. It's required reading under penalty of death. A coffee table book you can't live without!
Aaron Peterson
Atnas: And now I have the pleasure of watching you die. I can synthesize any Kryptonite I want, the one thing dangerous to you.
Superboy: That's not entirely true there's also magic, red solar radiation, powerful enough punches, DC editorial mismanagement...
Atnas: Gah! That last one! Not even I would stoop that low!
William Hughes
Can't you let me go? I need the ultimate element to save a man's life in the past. Please. Let me help him. It's all that I ask.
Tyler Clark
What would I care about one life? It's in the past, Superboy, the man you wish to rescue is long dead. Get over it.
Xavier King
Well excuse me but your past is my present and the future you live in to me has yet to be determined.
Jackson Smith
Krypto. Find me a large piece of lead shielding. Try a Wal-Mart or something I don't know. Ask around.
Cooper Rivera
????
Jace Harris
ARG the Kryptonite hurts so bad but the massaging waves hurt so good. I am a victim of a paradox!
Connor Hernandez
Ruff!
Jackson Parker
That's not lead shielding that's a lead painting. Where'd you get a painting done with lead paint? Who would be so stupid to paint that?
Christopher Richardson
From an art gallery! My art gallery! That's MY painting! And I stupid enough to paint that! Lead paint is delicious. Give it back! Give it back!
Daniel Lewis
If you don't give back my painting and let me kill you I'll turn my device on Smallville and raise hell on Earth!
Colton Powell
Way ahead of you, Atnas!
Nolan Scott
Superboy: Satan, I need to borrow this Super magnet. Hope you don't mind.
Satan: Don't worry about it, Superboy, It's cool.
Gavin Green
If Everythingium contains everything then it must be at least partially magnetic. A super magnet should disarm your device.
Isaiah Fisher
No! Come back! You're taking it out of my control! I need that! I can't rule with an iron fist on charisma and popularity alone!
Dominic White
I just need a little Everythingium. Now to return to the past to save a man's life!
Carson Evans
John Bobson: You did it! Sooo... how is the future?
Superboy: It's really cool they had flying cars and robits and massive cities and no pollution but besides that everything else was a nightmare and it sucks.
Oliver Butler
Ow my head. This headache... don't tell me there was time travel involved, wasn't there? You went to the future and changed the future to change the past but by going to the past you changed the future and then you couldn't have gone to the future to change the past or could you?
Jordan Peterson
I'll stop thinking for the rest of the day
William Gray
Good idea.
Sebastian Gray
Professors... going into this episode I thought I had a good grasp on science and the periodic table but after today I'm not so sure.
Isaac Young
>Later, some drunk jackasses in the wilderness have a large amount of TNT and no common sense.
Brody Jackson
Use up all that TNT, it's my birthday and I'm instead of a cake with candles I'm going to blow up the ground
Robert Sullivan
We've got enough TNT here to set off a 7.0... 8.0 earthquake? I don't know the details, I just know we're going to get a big boom.
Hunter Barnes
You made us all wear hats and we're going to blow up something. Then what?
Jace Green
Then we kill Superboy when he comes to check out the Earthquake. With this! Kryptonite!
Cameron Jackson
Deadly to Superboy but harmless to everyone else... as far as I know. When I saw this thing at the pawnshop I knew that getting really drunk and killing Superboy was the birthday present I wanted to give to myself.
Thomas Cruz
Hey Ace one question am I asian or latino?
Xavier Jenkins
Don't matter what race you is. Killing Superboy is something that brings people of all colors together.
Carter Johnson
*BOOM*
Levi Wilson
GOOD LORD! THAT CAVE WAS FILLED WITH NON-DAIRY CREAMER! HIT THE DECK WE'RE ALL FUCKED!
David Turner
No! Ace! We have to get out of here!
Bentley Scott
Not without my glasses! I can't be seen with my kryptonite without my glasses!
Owen Cooper
You don't wear glasses! Only big hats!
Hudson King
And if I squint really hard I can see Superboy coming this way now! I'm awkwardly pointing his way now!
Jonathan Thompson
Superboy: Well Krypto, the fun times are coming to an end. I'm going off to journalism college, but what are you going to do? The dorms don't allow for pets, but it's not too late to study up for the SATs if you want to apply yourself. You don't have to decide right now but you do need to plot your future.
Christopher Martin
...
Joshua Cook
No plans for the future? Oh Krypto that's so you.
Luis Barnes
Gadzooks! That cave is burning like a forest fire! We should smother it!
Camden Jenkins
But I don't want to get the suit dusty so I'll do it from here
Zachary Myers
We were stuck between a rock and a hot place but no longer
Benjamin Gray
That solves the "uncontrollable fire coming out of the Earth" problem but now we have to put on our detective hats and figure out why it happened.
Isaac Smith
Eh, sometimes fires just happen. Let's go rake some leaves.
Camden Fisher
Ace: He's not going to stick around?
Logan Hill
Should we go back for the kryptonite?
Gavin Rodriguez
Nah, I'm starting to sober up. Let's to the Costso and get us a 144 pack of Budweiser and pick up where we left off.
Benjamin Gomez
Welcome to the Lana Lang tour group for Superboy exploits and accomplishments. Now if you look to your right you'll see a boulder picked up and thrown by Superboy this very morning!
Isaac Hernandez
What's that? My high maintenance girl senses are bling blinging. There's some valuable gemstones laying about somewhere nearby!
Ayden Adams
Look at that! This must be worth a fortune! Look how it compliments my hair and my eyes! Should I get this made into a pendant or a brooch oh decisions decisions.
Adam Ward
I'm so happy! I'm going to show everyone in Smallville this find!
Charles Ross
Hi Clark! Look what I found!
Austin Richardson
NO!
Josiah Adams
Pa Kent: G. Rover Cripes! Clark's on the floor!
Lana: I don't know what happened! He just passed out
Justin Ortiz
Pa Kent: What it is, boy?
Clark: Feeling faint... Lana... Kryptonite...
Pa Kent: This isn't the time or the place I'd have chosen for this talk but you shouldn't get so nervous around girls. Your body is changing and you should channel that nervous energy into more productive energy. You
Clark: No... Lana... has... kryptonite
Henry Williams
Is he ok?
Gavin Watson
Lana, could you go inside and get Martha? She'll know what to do.
Benjamin Williams
Your house is right behind you and you're closer and she's your wife but ok...
Wyatt Lewis
>Later
I hope Clark is feeling better. When he goes off to college I'd like to see him off. He'll probably get a kick out of how I showed my now jewellery to everyone in town in record time. He'll probably say "Gee wiz Lana, you're really efficient!" because that's something only someone like Clark Kent would say. I'll miss that perfectly average guy.
Nathan Hughes
"That's the girl with the rock! She showed it to us earlier!"
"MMMMM!"
Dylan Moore
Ace Hurtblow: Her fatal mistake was showing off something that didn't belong to her. You got her good? The police will be here soon.
Chang Ivan Laotino: I got her.
Ace: Good! Get the rock!
Cooper Baker
I got the thing!
Colton Butler
Ace Hurtblow: You know she's kind of cute. She'd make a great hostage, the cuter the girl the more the police will pay for their safety.
Chang Ivan Laotino: Shi, Ese.
Ace Hurtblow: By the way, how are you grabbing her like that from the front seat?
Carson Allen
Chang Ivan Laotino: We all have our gifts
Joshua Perez
I heard Lana's muffled screaming! I'd recognize that anywhere! Krypto! Use your xray eyes and visually track her scent
Thomas Rodriguez
RUFF
Brandon Williams
Good job!
Noah Wright
Ace Hurtblow: Hello Miss Lang. I loved your Superboy tours. Taught me all about his weaknesses.. weaknesses like Kryptonite.
I appreciate you for keeping it safe and sound or us.
Isaac Gutierrez
As a reward we'll give you front row tickets to his death. We all know he always comes to rescue you no matter what and we'll be waiting.
Isaac Gonzalez
That can't be kryptonite! If it's kryptonite then why would it affect Clark so violently?
Jaxon Rodriguez
Clark? Clark who. I know of every Clark in Smallville and if one of them is Superboy...
Owen Cook
Lana! No! Now you've done it.
Justin Diaz
Tonight's getting worse and worse. I'll have to get creative and bend physics using this conveniently placed giant emerald in the abandoned Smallville emerald mine
Gabriel Rodriguez
And use lots and lots and lots and also lots of super friction
Owen Sanders
To turn it into an exact-looking copy to the kryptonite in the shack. Now all I need is a winch and an extremely long strand of wire
Anthony Baker
You had it the whole time hidden behind your back, Krypto? Why do they call me the boy scout when you're always so prepared?
Aaron Edwards
This is a high stakes crane game, Krypto, and Lana's life is the prize. We only have one shot at it.
Aaron Edwards
Ace Hurtblow: We've run through all Clarks in town and the only one near your age is Clark Kent so maybe this Clark Kent friend of yours is Superboy...
Lana: I didn't say that! It was just a slip of the tongue!
Jonathan Brooks
Jacob Taylor
Were you expecting a sassy reply? Alright. Tongues don't slip. How's that?
Ryder Young
Superboy: Throwing this kryptonite into the sun at night is a trick shot but I'll manage. So Krypto how about you? What are you doing with your future?
You have a job lined up?
60,000 dollars a year?! What is it?!
It's a surprise?!
Hunter Gomez
You know I hate surprises but I'm happy for you all the same.
Zachary Perry
Hey fats. You hear a noise? Check it out.
Aaron Thomas
Nothing out here but a blue abyss. Nothing but blue.
Christian Hill
AHHH
Andrew Wright
Blue abyss? How can there be an abyss out the window? I'm checking it out
Eli Miller
He wasn't wrong. There's nothing but blue as far as the eye can see
Aaron Campbell
And a boy in blue. At your service.
Daniel Clark
AHHHH
Liam Rodriguez
Superboy: This should hold you until the police arrive.
Ace Hurtblow: You can't do this to Ace Hurtblow! It's my birthday!
Superboy: Can't you celebrate with a cake and punch like a regular person?
Ace Hurtblow: No. Can't you let me go as a present?
Superboy: Not a chance.
Hunter Gomez
Lana: Superboy! It's you! And I know your secret!
Gavin Anderson
How could you possible know that Martha & the Vandellas is my favorite band? Either way I'd like to return your necklace, Miss Lang.
Julian Price
Necklace? You mean the kryptonite?
Cooper Long
Superboy: Kryptonite? No, that's an emerald. Unless your birth sign is cancer I wouldn't recommend wearing kryptonite around your neck.
Lana: Oh... just an emerald.
Bentley Watson
Just a plain old extremely valuable emerald.
Luke Nelson
Chang Ivan Laotino: Nice going trying to kill Superboy with an emerald, Ace.
Ace Hurtblow: I don't understand! The guy I bought it from said he had it tested in a lab! He was sure it was the real deal! He even had a certificate of authenticity and everything!
Fats: Next birthday. God willing. Your getting a shiv. To the kidney.
Chang Ivan Laotino: No fair! I was going to give him that!
Fats: We can both give him that! He's got two kidneys!
Ace Hurtblow: *groans*
Joshua Peterson
I can't believe that you and Clark Kent were... oh it's too silly to say
Austin Parker
I see where you're going with this and you should probably not say it. People will think you're crazy and laugh at you. Now where did Krypto run off to? To his new job perhaps? I wonder what it is.
Nathan Scott
THE END
Jayden Robinson
And that's it for Superboy. In a couple of weeks... it's clobberin' time when Fred Flintstone (doesn't) meet the Thing.
Thomas Gray
It's the last episode... no one around. Now I can finally say the things I can't normally say.
Isaac Ross
I'm going to do it! Krypto I'm going to say the N word!
Adam Baker
Jackson Smith
(Don't do it man, think of the advertisers)
Daniel Rogers
Don't try and stop me!
Benjamin Miller
Nincompoop
Jackson Rodriguez
Gavin Kelly
Best season finale ever
Robert Jenkins
>Superboy saying the N word
Leo Bennett
I just came here, Chesus!
Isaac Lee
WHY
Lucas Gray
bamp
Elijah Wright
...
Caleb Mitchell
Based