Let's be honest, is there ANYONE that could beat a pissed off Scrooge McDuck?

Let's be honest, is there ANYONE that could beat a pissed off Scrooge McDuck?

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A pissed off Hortense McDuck, with a broom.

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I hate this meme.

Motherfucker tore a river boat to pieces with his bare hands.

Superman
Darkseid
Quite a few Dragon Ball Z characters

scrooge mcduck = lost generation
flintheart glomgold = GI generation
ludwig von drake = silent generation
donald duck = baby boomer
gear gearloose = generation x
mark beaks = millenial
huey dewey louie = zoomers

Everyone of his female family members, more than once some random fucking thief has done it, and literally a fucking carpet.

>donald duck
>the man who fought in WWII and derived his entire dress from the navy uniform
>a baby boomer
Fuck outta here. He's got the PTSD to prove it.

>the man who fought in WWII
(citation needed)

What? you forgot that time he was a nazi? Damn kids and their lack of cartoon knowledge

Me too, it's a fucking duck, what's it gonna do, rape me?

WHEN THE FUHRER SAYS
WE IS THE MASTER RACE
WE HEIL
HEIL
RIGHT IN HERR FUHRER'S FACE

Alternate universe

Scrooge isn't a powerhouse. The beagle boys toss him around like a caesar salad on a daily basis.

He himself explained how that actually went down.

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>He doesn’t know of the corkscrew penis

The implication was my joke, user.

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Not exactly where he got his navy shirt from, but he definitely fought. There's also the comic where the kids trigger his PTSD with some firecrackers I think it was, and he starts lobbing imaginary grenades and shit.

How large are Disney ducks in comparison to humans? Are goofs about normal human sized?

So 4-5 feet tall? That’s ass kicking height.

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jesus christ is that a 90% interest bond payable *monthly*??

No wonder the goddamn duck had so much money!

low-class people
or an ex-wife

NOT TO LOVE DER FUHRER
IS A GREAT DISGRACE
SO WE HEIL
HEIL
RIGHT IN HERR FUHRER'S FACE

A pissed off Klondike Scrooge McDuck

Tell me about bonds. How are they such a magically good investment compared to today's stocks? I heard there were people in the UK still getting money from WWII war bonds until the government finally forced a buy-back in the '00s or early '10s.

they are very "safe" and boring now.

They give an insured return, but it ain't much.

Wars are the time you want to invest!

>quote from man raped

I'm assuming that the Germans who bought war bonds were completely fucked, though. I suppose it doesn't matter if you're actually patriotic and will go down with the ship, as they say.

During the weimar bonds and loans were issued in values not pegged to Mark, people who had lend the German government money were absolutely assured to make a profit no matter how bad the economy got.
That was sort of the problem.

Donald was born in 1930

Quackmore was a lucky guy. I only wish she had more art.

Webby

Still mad we havent gotten his help in kh

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Killinger. Dr.Henry Killinger, and his magic murder bag.

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