Why is this my favorite SpongeBob episode?

>Do you think she's wearing underwear?
She actually is in .

man this ep was fucking comfy

HEY SANDY, DON'T WAKE UP

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GOOD THING NOBODY HAS ROLLED TRIPS

I'm Dirty Dan.

Excellent taste, but for me it's the Health Inspector episode

Why only trips? Are dubs too weak?

Hey Sandy, I'm gonna roll dubs!

Is trips an instrument?

MAN WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DUMB OL’ TEXAS, AMIRIGHT SANDY!?

The reality of it is, Spongebob really hit its stride about halfway through it's lifetime

>Squidward trying to show up Squilliam about turning the Krusty Krab into a high-end restaurant
>The training video
>The Krusty Krab staying open 24 hours
>The panty raid
>Spongebob trying to hide a murder
>Spongebob and Patrick painting Mr Krabb's home

Show was filled with legitimate laughs that only get funnier the older you get

>What are you doing Spongebob?
>Oh, just hanging around
>Booooooo.....

youtube.com/watch?v=-8QuE8NpAyk

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>Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
>Not until 4.

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season1>season2>season3

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Yes

DUMB OL TEXAS

so close

Tree squirrels don't hibernate.

Wet Painters is actually the best episode.

Yeah, she ain't gonna wake up

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Nigger

I'M DIRTY DAN!

yeet

So?

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WITNESS MEEEEEEEE CLODS

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Hey, if salvia could dissolve mr krabs paint, do you think semen would have had the same effect on it as spit?

high conflict with an innocent premise
unique setting within the show
memorable lines

Shh...you guys gotta be quiet!

Pic related is my favorite

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I'll stay quiet then.

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RISE

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Don't mind me. Just posting a rubbery and spongy thing.

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Get up you fat squirrel

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Fug

I am going to waste my trips.

I'M DIRTY DAN!!!

SANDY WAKE UP THE TREE IS BURNING DOWN

Don't talk about my wife like that

Wake up...

I’m dirty dan

Dirty Dan is you.

No, I'M Dirty Dan

No, I'M Dirty Dan!

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All these fake Dirty Dans.
You're all just Dirty Bubbles!

Texas is dumb

wake up you fat furry fuck

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Wake up furfag!

Thank god nobody will ever get trips

cringe and reddit

Why are we so obsessed with waking up Sandy anyway? Let her sleep.

They want to be snusnu'd by thick Texan squirrel girl.

I don't think she's going to wake up.

HEY SANDY DON’T WAKE UP

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*Sandy, dont wake up*

Reroll

WAKE UP STUPID BITCH

>season 3>season 2>season 1
ftfy

Because they somehow got away with portraying the Texan woman as a fat lazy shortfused trailer trash stereotype without anybody even noticing

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Sandy is still asleep

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where are their fish bowls

I think the snow outside the tree was enough moisture to keep them alive.

it's snowing, so they don't need them cause snow is made of water

>the post mentioning trips would wake Sandy up was deleted
D-did Sandy get him?

Dirty Dan strikes again

Sounds more like mod being an ass about rules regarding "gets".

How much do they do it for again? In Mexican Pesos please

Sandy woke up

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>WAAAHHH Y CAN'T IT BE LEIK REDDIT HER WAAAAHH MOMMY MOMMY THE MODS ARE BEING BAD AGAIN WAAAAAAAAAHHHH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MY POST GOT DELETED WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Gets are part of chan culture you stooge

My favorite is Shanghied because it's the longest and filled with so many great jokes, but Nasty Patty probably has the most underrated Spongebob line ever

Quiet down or you'll wake Sandy

No. Saliva isn't sticky like jizz. If anything it would've made the walls painted white again

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B-but those are Quads!
We only needed trips!

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Goddammit Dirty Dan

S1 is comfy kino while S3 marked the regression of the show's quality starting with the shitty half-hour specials.

What did I miss?

Losing your virginity in the first quarter century of your life

For me it's Wet Painters

Slander! I vote Sailor Mouth. Or Texas. Or Pre-hibernation.

Not everyone was fortunate enough to have an uncle like yours, user.

Begone, seagull

>t. Dirty Dan

This is the correct opinion.
But I also think Worm!, Idiot Box, and Pizza Delivery are contenders for the best episode too.

>Worm!
ITALIAN
BULL
WORM

Season 3 the best? What are you on?

you've killed us all Dirty Dan!!!

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SANDY WAKE UP

Bloody hell I always miss shit like this!!!! what was it this time?

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Check 4plebs, newfag

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Band Geeks is the best episode. Opposite Day is the funniest.

Gotta say it's Tattletale Strangler for my favorite episode. That and Idiot Box.

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Fuck you! be useful or be quiet.

>tfw no squirrel to collect nuts with

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based retard

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