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so was it ever explained how erma's parents met?

Apparently she used magic to make his dick big. This is literally the canon explanation.

Post proof.

>Almost all Yea Forums parents have canonically fucked at least equal to the amount of kids they have.
>Even in little kids' cartoons.

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I also like the reverse situation. Anyone remember firebreather?

>the canon explanation

Oh I’m gonna need to see this canon.

That movie came the fuck out of nowhere and left just as fast now didn’t.

>the reverse
Yes user. With all due respect, we’ve SEEN that before. It’s literally the whole “beauty and the beast” trope. It’s the literal standard for this stuff, look at the Shape of Water- it’s mainstream now.
The reverse, however, is much more rare.

And I for one, like the “Thunder/co/ck” moniker, even if it does refer to big ass women content.

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i dunno

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for being a runt, hiccup ended up getting a nice piece of ass tho

The artist has come around here a few times, maybe she mentioned it then

I like how the movie never explains how the mother got fucked. I think the comics said he had a human form or something? In the movie it's like "your human mother fucked the king of the kaiju who happens to be the size of a skyscraper."

Yeah.

Erma's mom (Emiko) was on the run from the demon world because her dad is overbearing in the bad way.
Met Sam while passing through a town and they hit it off so she stayed.
They got married later, then Emiko's dad found her, crashed the wedding limo after the ceremony and abducted Emiko back to the demon world leaving a fake corpse behind to mess with Sam.
Then one of Emiko's sisters helped her escape the demon world again so she could go be back with Sam and he knocked her up after that.

Then Emiko's dad backed off for some reason.

Here's an image she drew specifically for us

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Checks out.

Here's the link for tose still im denial boards.fireden.net/co/thread/106569775/#q106570621

wouldn't it be easier just to shrink down to his size
just saying...

Fucking a woman who can change her size and weight count?

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You some kind of magicologist, bub?

Don't forget this lucky bastard

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That's gay

Norman from Mighty Magiswords fits this pretty well.

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>growing a single body part is considered "harder" than shrinking an entire being and keeping them functional.

The absolute state of wizards that didn't attend hogwarts.

I do know that's a lot of blood going to one area but it's magic, so why not

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And concentrate all that demon energy into a smaller space? Go back and read your tomes again. Also you would turn down a demon sized temporary penis?

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Donkey
I have an old OC lying around somewhere that fucked his universe’s equivalent of Shub-Niggurath in its true form and got stuck raising a son that comes off as incredibly gay/a trap-in-training but is supernatural charming to all the girls and teachers at his school.
I need to make comics of that at some point.

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lars' dad

hes a filipino manlet and his wife is a wh*te roastie, literal mini hotdog down a hallway levels of difference

Tom's dad and that guy in the picture are both named Dave, I think.

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Ha, funny coincidence that

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Goofy.

Tell me more

>Hogwarts
>When based Ilvermorny exists here in the states

>given the choice between a magical huge dick and a smaller gf, user chooses the smaller gf

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His kid’s young so there’s nothing lewd, the dad is just a man’s man and his son is a girly little runt that just doesn’t really comprehend the idea of things being masculine or feminine. He likes dresses because they look prettier than vests. He hangs out with his girl classmates more than his male ones. He doesn’t avoid manly things, and has interests that would be typically masculine, it’s just that he finds himself preferring female company and women universally enjoy having him around because of his nat. 20 charisma around them.

He’s a good dad and tries to teach his son how to be a man, but his son is just so incredibly atypically masculine. They have a good relationship though.

jackpot

what is this from?

I wish this was more prevalent

But what have the bloody Romans done for us lately?
- The Judean People's United Front.

Sauce plz?

There was one line that was something like "Oh how'd it happen? It's very simple really, you" and then he cuts her off. Made me think it was like, a bathtub full of cum and a turkey baster situation.

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thats who OP was talking about when they mention "Tom's Dad from StarVs"

>Having to get up to get water

what a shitter.

Not enough artist draw big sloppy kisses. It's such an innocent/vanilla fetish you'd think art of it would be easy to come by.

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That transformers female motorbike and her boy toy

Me
I fuck
my left hand

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Most porn people are too embarrassed by genuine intimacy.

Also it's hard to draw.

>update never ever
fucking slypon

Why is huntress kissing blind lawyer one punch wolverine?

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Thanks, I hate it.

Winners

Isn't there a drawing of this. I remember something like this but I can't recall exactly.

Does it makes you laugh...
When I say...

I'm pretty sure they
climb into the huge
vagina
and ejaculated

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>What do we call guys who fuck above their weight class
ur dad lmao

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Dave's unenthused "wow" makes me laugh every time.

How big are those roses, though?

Every time anyone is drinking water they are voring it

I hope she eventually becomes green again

>Who else can fit in this “fucked above their literal weight class” category?

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My nigga.

Would you a Nicole?

Don’t forget Jack from transformers: prime

...

>EHS now have dialogue and never got updated again.
Fuck slypon to hell.

Is it still on hiatus?

>Lucia is canonically 80' tall

THE DREAM

>no one's posted this

Shame, Yea Forums. SHAME

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that is funny, I have great joy

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Oh God no

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They had like 300 babies in the timeskip at the end of the finale

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Is this comic any good, I’ve seen threads here and I’m kind of interested

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So this some new Yea Forums OC?

You just know she could fuck you for hours on end and when you're tired she would kiss you and tell you you're the best she ever had and she would be with you forever.

Look up Satina Wants a Glass of Water

Yeah and he goes off to start another fucking comic

not a comic, its a new webseries, Satina. theres one episode out already and the staff is working on the second. pretty cute, nothing too special, but its wholesome and fun content made by an up-and-coming young creator.

man fuck slypon i actually really liked both ehs and dragon burn

>one kiss and then got cucked by Zhao

>not the your dad HYUCKS version

commit die

420 children.

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Those are actually trees.

BIGGUS DICKUS

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Go back to your new website Griffin

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kek

Still wood

I haven’t watched this show in forever but wasn’t it blatantly implied that they fuck a whole lot?

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Oh yeah, they even did it while Marco and Star watched.

This is canon, never tell me otherwise.

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As a reverse example there's a CG movie I've caught on TV once about an half human half "kaiju" teenager, and the kaiju father was pretty much Godzilla sized so i have no effin idea how anything happened there

In the comics it's explained she had a cumbath. It's called Firebreath or Dragonbreath or something like that.

...wat?
What fucking movie is this?

The "cumbath" is just a wacky theory (see , )

Well I mean the last time we saw them Angie was pregnant so yay.

Why does she want to get knocked up so bad?

but wasn't chowder screaming for that entire timeskip?

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There was an extended screaming gag earlier on in that episode but the actual scene where you see him with Panini and their hundreds of babies he seemed happy enough
Who knows though, maybe adter enough rape he was just mindbroken

>Why does she want to get knocked up so bad?

Lucia wanted to mother the Antichrist, but instead all she got was a stupid mostly human brat.

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There's one related to Yea Forums

I respect this demon woman and would not resist a good raping at her claws.

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Huge dicks aren't as cool as they seem.

There are actually dudes who have such large dicks that they literally pass out from all the blood flowing to their dick whenver they have an erection.

>There are actually dudes who have such large dicks that they literally pass out from all the blood flowing to their dick whenver they have an erection.

>get a boner
>go to bed

Oh no, what a horrible fate. ahhhhhhhh.

Maybe you missed the part where you aren't actually conscious while having an erection?

Meaning you'd pass out before/during sex?