Times you were the Joker

Times you were the Joker
>go to mall
>make eye contact with kiosk clerk
>he asks how I'm doing
>say fine and keep walking
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>be me
>open up a news website
>realize we live in a society
literally me

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>go to bathroom
>clean my ass

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>Show up early for Penis Inspection Day
>Spend all day playing Gameboy while my friends are waiting for their turns to get molested

I was lucky. I moved to Puerto Rico during middle school (father was in Navy). Only had to endure 2 inspection days while I was in the States. Came back during high school and no more inspection days.

When did they drop the practice?

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>go into the middle of a tug of war
>yell "BOTH SIDES ARE STUPID"
>run away
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>ticket lady at movie theater tells me to enjoy the movie
>say “you too”
ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

doing mom anal

We have had sex in the middle of the night a few times when my sister was asleep down the hall, but they weren't long, thorough sessions, just quickies. "OK, she's asleep. Bend over real quick". :D

>Buy book from Amazon
>Despite having an actual picture of the book and description confirming what I bought, retard sends me a different book with similar title
>Feel too lazy/cheap to ship it back
>Read book anyway
>It's bretty gud
>Order copy of the book I actually wanted from a different seller
>On the same day the new copy I ordered comes in, the first seller sends me the copy I originally wanted with a note saying "sorry"
>Now have two copies of the same book and an unexpected book I liked
>Keep the wrong book anyway and never return it

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