Avengers: Endgame

I don't want to watch Captain Marvel's movies, someone please just explain to me the reason why she was in space since the 90's so I can watch endgame

>it has been confirmed the movie is about the Avengers and she'll not steal the glory from them.

Source?

She got brainwashed by the kree and decided to do whatever it is they do, killing skrulls and basically being Space Muslims.

>Carol effortlessly destroyed an entire armada of advanced warships which is literally the biggest feat in the MCU
> Thor had to get a power up to even come close to doing that.

Not really. Thor's feats in Avengers 1 were more impressive. Stark or Thor could've done the exact same shit Carol did.

>Thor's feats in Avengers 1 were more impressive

What feat? Clinging onto a building and shooting lightning at some Chitarui ships? Wow. Carol would have flown through the portal and destroyed the mothership herself.

>Stark or Thor could've done the exact same shit Carol did.

That's not how feats work. Carol is canonically the most powerful Avenger.

user she flew right through an Imperial cruiser
Stark or Thor would've bounced off

>That's not how feats work. Carol is canonically the most powerful Avenger.
Hulk strongest there is. In any continuity. No exceptions.

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>Carol's power is derived from the Tesseract
>Thanos has full access to the Space Stone, as well as all the other stones
So what exactly is going to stop Thanos from doing everything she can do and more?

Have sex with him, give birth to Thane.

So what exactly is going to stop Thanos from having sex with himself and giving birth to Thane?

His penis gets too hard to bend around to fit into his own vagina. Titans have both, and that's fine, but he's just too virile.

Thanos.

>Carol effortlessly destroyed an entire armada

I don't think you know the meaning of the phrase 'Armada'. It doesn't mean "a few fighters and one bomber".

Seems logical.

Oh? What do we know about imperial cruisers? Not a goddamn thing.

>Have sex with him, give birth to Thane.

Thane is half Inhuman.

>Thane is half Inhuman.
Have you seen Brie's ass? No human ass is that devoid of curvature.

You faggots desperately want this movie to be something it isn't

Kicking Thanos' ass won't restore the gauntles

Yeah, a porno.

I love how hollywood wanted to push the stong female charcter to put thanos in his place when all others failed but the people and the internet are more intersted in antman going up his ass and expanding. Its funny when forced agendas don't work even slightly.

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SEETHING

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They never pushed that.

I ship it

My honest expectation is that Carol is gonna get her ass kicked thinking she can just kinda take him on, and then Thanos will destroy the stones and tell them to fuck off back to Earth and let him be a farmer in peace.

Considering Stark's repulsor blasts were easily absorbed/blocked by Thanos with the gauntlet, and how Stark's arc reactor is derived from Howard's research into the Tesseract, and Carol's powers are essentially a freak accident manifested through Tesseract energy, that Carol's blasts would prove any more effective at stopping Thanos than Iron Man.

>every woman should have at least one abortion, especially if it's a white male baby
suprised it didnt hurt the film's box office

These jokes were funnier when they were about Raimi and nazism.

Mjolnir or storm breaker would punch right through it like tissue paper just like carol. Thor punched through that grunt deploy ship in IW easily and multiple others just by throwing it. Carol and Thor are probably even. Don’t know about tony though

Are you serious?

Forgot my pic

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Space stone though. He can just do the portal thrust.

And who will build another artifact which can handle the entire power of the gems? The Giant Tyrion lost his hands

People actually read this garbade.....

They really should have waited to introduce Carol until after Endgame.

Hmmm... now who do we know that builds advanced weapons systems harnessing exotic energy sources...

They should have introduced her sooner and have her do an appearance in GotG 2 or something.

But mostly the movie should have been better.

Ant-Man will realise that going up Thanos ass is suicide, so he will shrink Carol making Thanos anal vore her. Both die when Ant-Man expands Carol again, saving the world and becoming the greatest hero.

Arnim Zola.

Yeah, then I wouldn't have to see her at all. Now I have to put up with Poochie in Endgame.

Between Thor and Carol, they really have a case of the good guys being too OP to losr

They really should have shown first how powerful Thanos is without the gems. People are not able to conceive that Carol alone is not enough to stop it, but is the very principle of the Avengers, to come together to face battles that are impossible to win individually.

Carol is not an exception.

i don't believe it

Thor tanked a star. That's more impressive.

>You really overestimate how powerful Carol is compared to Thanos.

It's clear that that didn't even see her movie, which shows her at two distinict power levels -- neither of which is "push Thanos' shit in" level.

They're just parroting the "Carol is OP" meme.

if the hulk could fly, he could have done the exact same thing carol did to destroy those ships.

Quit acting like Carol is the strongest thing ever for fuck sake. Thanos took on Strange, Stark, and Spider-Man at the exact same time, not to mention kicked the shit out of both Thor and The Hulk bare handed. She's just a flying brick there to get humbled.

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The fact that her powers are a derivative of the space stone and Thanos has the actual fucking space stone.

Well Thanos defeated Thor, Hulk and the Odin gods without gems so.....

Why is black panther throwing penis shaped Kabars?

No one is going to "beat" Thanos. He's going to fuck himself over. Again. That's what he does, that's what he's known for. There's literally no reason to change this.

>Carol effortlessly destroyed an entire armada of advanced warships which is literally the biggest feat in the MCU. Thor had to get a power up to even come close to doing that.

This is bait but whatever start reeling.

Carol essentially did *exactly* what Thor and Stark were doing during the first Avengers movie. None of her feats come close to tanking the concentrated energy of a dying star, or destroying Asgard's palace with a single lightning strike, or blocking a concetrated blast from the power stone with nanotech armor, or turning a black hole into a swarm of butterflies.

If Carol really and truly is the strongest Avenger her movie did nothing to show that.

>I don't want to watch Captain Marvel, someone just tell me the story so I can watch the movie without watching the movie

fuck off

>So what exactly is going to stop her from flying to Thanos, kicking his shit in

The fact that literally every single time Carol has ever stepped up to someone like the Hulk or Thor she's straight got her shit pushed right the fuck in.

muh plot will conveniently prevent that from happening so that we can circle jerk around time in the universe to end up to a point where nobody can stop her from flying to Thanos, kicking his shit in, and undoing the snap in less than 5 seconds.

Not if Carol gets inside Thanos' anus first!

Thanos had 2 gems already and his elite warriors

It couldn't of been that easy for Thor.
I mean, he sure was taking his sweet time with it when he could have saved Visions life by being in the front of the group when Thanos arrived on Earth. Instead, he's off fucking around with Outlander ships while Everyone else is getting a half hearted bitch slap from Thanos.

Why the fuck wasn't Thor there for that?!?!

She's still the most powerful avenger though. She could have just gobbled down that stars energy or something.

For real. Thanos beat Hulk so bad, he turned him into a giant pussy.

Yeah MCU Carol is stronger than MCU Hulk.

He had only the Power stone.
He got the Space stone AFTER he destroyed everyone.
He didn't even use the Power stone to kick the shit out of Hulk. That was all Thanos.

if u watched her movie u will notice there is no scene in which she is truly challanged. at all times she is 'holding herself back' by eating up the Kree lies. since Thanos is easily above her powerlevel with a single stone, he will smash her blond vag with ease and send her limping back to whatever hole she was hiding in when she first saw his large penor out in space in the first place

remember, there was a Kree-Thanos in GotG 1. meaning if she was fighting Kree she knew about Thanos long before this movie and was smart enough to know she wouldn't be able to beat him. the only reason she showing up now is to look for big Tony and real Capt to pipe her down proper and show her how to save a universe

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She's a woman.

You first.

>Woman in current day
>being humbled

LMAO

We haven't even seen the full extent of her power yet. For all we know she only used 10% of her powers.

Use (some) of the gems to rebuild the gauntlet?

>So what exactly is going to stop her from flying to Thanos, kicking his shit in, and undoing the snap in less than 5 seconds?
That's exactly what she is about to do tho.

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>Captain Marvel (Brie Larson) has convened with the Avengers at their compound in upstate New York. She’s more than ready to go kill Thanos herself
>but Captain America (Chris Evans) wants to hold her up a minute. He says, “We realize up there [in space] is more your territory, but this is our fight too."

>Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and Captain Marvel share a quick face-off after the God of Thunder summons his new weapon into his hand, soaring right past Carol’s face without any flinching whatsoever
>Then it’s Captain Marvel who steals the scene when she stands up and says, “Let’s go get this son of a bitch.”

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>Carol got her powers from the Space Stone
>Thanos has the Space Stone
>Also the other 5
>DURR, SHE'S GONNA FLY IN AND KILL THANOS

Seriously shut up

>That's exactly what she is about to do tho.
They literally said today that isn't going to be the movie

But she will cause she sooo strong

Where exactly?

Dumb anime fag

Its true though. I mean for all we know she could go straight into a star, get power boost, and then beat the living daylights out of Thanos from there.

MCU Carol is essentially Binary by the end of her movie, and like Binary, is packed off to Marvel Cosmic/space where her power levels are more appropriate.
She's quite likely going to be defeated by Thanos to the point she suffers a power-drop to something more like current Carol, who is a flying brick that shoots lasers and can sometimes access Binary-lite abilities in specific circumstances.

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Come to think of it, Carol shouldn't even have been introduced into this continuity. She basically just sets it up so that Fury was never impressed by the Avengers because he had someone better. But that could have been done next continuity. Like for instance, I would have liked it if she never answered Fury's calls, ever, except she answered this one because it just so happened to coincide with the end of half the universe. But it would have been cool if she was also part of the snap and only realizes Fury was in some deep **** AFTER she is revived with everyone else.

But I know nothing about Carol other than her movie so proceed.

It's either Thanos didn't use his full power and is actually much stronger in in IW or some bullshit or she gets depowered somehow.

The biggest feat was sokovia.

You're not really wrong.
I like to think of it as two things:
Fury started carrying the pager after the Avengers broke up because he no longer had protectors he could rely on
Carol answered it because half the universe just fucking died
Of course none of that is even remotely touched on in either of the movies.

nothign

Feige literally said she is the strongest hero, even stronger than Thanos. This isn't even about rumors anymore.

Can you post a single quote and source to back that up?

Remember when Yea Forums was absolutely fucking certain aou would end with Natasha picking up mjolnir and beating ultron by herself? Remember how there was multiple threads a day of people here shitting themselves over it because it was certain to happen

Rocket, Groot and him didn´t have a communicator thing with them. Groot happened to be there when Thanos arrived but Rocket and Thor didn´t notice until it was too late. Remember it was Cap who informed everyone that Thanos had shown up.

If the time stone can bring back something as eternal as another stone, I can't imagine rewinding the Uru gauntlet back to like-new condition would be much of a feat.

I mean, shouldn't you be asking the same thing about Thor, now that he has instant transportation and has in fact caused considerable damage to Thanos?
People are coming up with all these "but If Carol is this powerful then..." when having the apparent upper hand against Thanos was an issue before her movie even came out.

Hulk is the puniest there is. Nothing beat Batgod

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MCU Carol just blew up some space ships.
Comic Binary is cosmic level. Meanwhile the MCU can hardly keep up with the power levels of Ultimates iterations of characters, who are generally accepted as being considerably weaker than their normal counterparts.

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>It's either Thanos didn't use his full power and is actually much stronger in in IW
This is looking to be the likely scenario. There's tons of merch of him with a complete gauntlet AND the armor he had from the beginning of Infinity War. giving the impression that he's going to be taking things more seriously.

This.
People like to only compare Carol against characters/feats that make her look good.

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Carol's powers were left extremely vague. We don't even know what exactly turned her into a superhuman, other than it was related to one of the gems.

Builds. Present tense. Zola is dead, unfortunately. I really wanted him to evolve into MCU MODOK.

Kek

For my money, Mar-Vell used the Space Stone to create a perfect Platonic ideal of a space ship engine; something that would turn whatever it was put into into a space ship.
So that's what Carol is now. Every aspect of her power is just a function of the engine. Flight, superspeed, super-strength - just kinetic energy. Energy absorbtion: refueling. Photonic blasts: she's revving.
Hence also why she didn't have to learn anything: it's implicitly plug-and-play.

why didn't thanos snap a new gauntlet that wouldn't break

its just 1 more snap

Back in the 90s she was in a very famous kreeeee programmmm

If Thor didn't stop these Warships, the weak Wakandans and Avengers would had been overwhelmed again like before Thor's arrival. They only managed to confront Thanos as early as they did because Thor covered all their useless asses. Could had asked Warmachine or Falcon to fly up to Thor and tell him what is happening to Vision. But nope, they thought they could had handled it. Especially Falcon the useless bird.

He didn't need to

The Skrulls turned out to not be evil, and the Kree had brainwashed Carol, so she turned on the Kree and has been in space ever since escorting a space arc with an experimental super-lightspeed engine full of Skrull refugees to a galaxy beyond the Kree's reach.

>comicnerds can't understand that "new guy shows up out of nowhere and kills the preestablished bad guy with no effort" is bad writing
Anyone with a brain could tell you the story is built up for the original Avengers to save the day, but if you couldn't figure that out, then yes, it has been stated by Feige and co multiple times that Carol isn't going to show up and upstage everyone.

I'd argue Thor is still the strongest Avenger member, especially with his new double power up.
Captain Marvel might be close behind (she's still human after all), with Hulk being however strong the writers wanted him to be.

dying.

thanos turning her into cubes like he did draks

This desu
I just watched the movie myself and She's literally not more powerful than Thor, The Hulk, fully powered current gent suit Iron Man

WOWIE ZOWIE ! RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES !

it's meant to be his urethra dammit. it was a set-up for a king of the hill joke.

can't Thermos travel through time?

THE PATRIARCHY

She’ll be massively nerfed, which is good because CM made her way too OP

Is thanos this bad at fighting in the comics too?

She doesn't owe any explanation to you

>because CM made her way too OP

In what way? It's already been said in the thread, but she literally didn't do anything someone like Tony or Thor couldn't do.

>3 hours of buildup
>Carol beats Thanos in under a minute
Cant wait

if the Marvel press or some editorial a little too biased, had not repeatedly said that Carol is the most powerful heroine of the MCU, I would say that as power she's quietly in the same category as the Hulk and Thor. Thor is shown in action for a short time in IW, but basically he does the same things.

Thanos, and Strange have done absolutely more devastating things.

Ops, forgot to mention that I agree with >

Reminds me of that story seriousish did about Lady Thor (forget her name) getting ramshackled by hulk on an alien planet with X-23. It was good, but no X-23.

>Carol could've done the exact same shit Thor did.
>That's not how feats work.

right back at you