Star Vs

OH BOY
HERE WE GO
ANOTHER SHIPPING THREAD

>when you realize kelly has been wearing glasses this whole time

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Wait. That's illegal.

CUM ON MY GLASSES MARCO

That sounds absolutely adorable.

i watch it ironically

>relationshit

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The show is ending in two months. Might as well ride this train to the end.

The same reason I kept watching Community past season 3.

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she's even cuter

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>Sad Teen Hotline is the name of a future episode
Calling it now, Kellco will die.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOOOOOOOOOLISH SHIPFAGS! I, THE AKUPOSTER, WILL BURN ALL SHIPS TO THE GROUND!

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No you don't

I just want to know if Eclipsa gets together with her monster husband again, I skip all the shipping episodes

God I wish this were true. Why can't this show just settle down with the love triangle bullshit and move on?

Eclipsafeet

Remember when the fandom said Jackie was a subversion or even a deconstruction of the disposable girl in the love triangle? Good times.

I'm still watching this purely to see if they'll show Star's feet again.

Jackie was aboslutely cucked in the show. Treated the same way as Fernando and the other guy who hang out with Marco

So we all agree Kelly most likely have a bush and must be portrayed with such in the inevitable porn comics to come? maybe "Between friends II"?

She didn't do anything that Asami didn't do first except getting written out of the show completely (which I really wish they had done with Asami as well)

Verily.

I know but it's still funny to remember how the fandom overhyped this piece of crap. Dies Irae got a bump after the trailer with the classical music so these guys are still lurking the threads, probably expecting the return of monster arm and to see Nefcy's master plan to unfold.

>And Marco has more chemistry and fun with Kelly
He has done nothing with Kelly that he hasn't done with Star a hundred times before.

But Kelly never did nothing that would posio their relationship unlike Star who constantly cucked him or put herself above him

Shit up your not funny

Just wait until she crawls back to Tad

ACTUALLY since it seems that for Kelly at least the hair is localized to her scalp and the rest of her body is smooth, I think it's pretty likely she has no pubes.

But of course artists can do what they want since it's not like we'll ever get canon confirmation either way. I hope.

How do people still fall for epic cartoon trailers with out of context voice clips and booming music, for cartoons that are mostly slice of life stuff?

How fucking exuberant will we be when the ending is TomStar and MarcoKelly, but then we get a Harry Potter epilogue except it's suddenly StarCo anyway and neither Kelly or Tom are anywhere to be seen?

I hope so Starco feels forced as fuck just fro the cringy fans.
I hope Marco just go back to earth and remember his adventures in Mewni with fondness.

It's like the flat-earthers, they want to believe.

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I hope you learn how to use the english language.

I don't have anything else to masturbate.

I really doubt Nefcy is such a shitty person that she would cuck Tom and make Kelly hook up with Tad who is constantly portrayed as abusive relationship only because Marco and Star are main characters. Voltron didn't do it with the main straight pairing and Nefcy might not do it either.

Disney's current agenda is to push the idea of adults never leaving their toys because muh inner child and StarVs happened to be produced entirely by wo/manchildren. Marco is stuck in Mewni forever and don't forget to pre-buy your ticket for Marvel's Avengers Endgame and this weekend re-watch Dumbo and Marvel's Captain Marvel

>Another Shipping Thread

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I still like it. Seasons 3 and 4 aren't as strong as season 2, but I still enjoy what the show.

>r and don't forget to pre-buy your ticket for Marvel's Avengers Endgame and this weekend re-watch Dumbo and Marvel's Captain Marvel

Was that vibrant on the yaef feshe too? Telodww es eryh dude?

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Why is it so hard for everyone to adapt this attitude?

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You should jerk off to Rapunzel's tangled adventure, it's what I do. More wholesome, the girls are all legal, and formerly Chuck is a better husbando than Marco.

Reminder to all you guys the Star in Between Friends isn't even the real Star, just an artificial construct of that friend girl that liked you but you never made a move on. The real Star is a sociopath and a completely selfish "lover".

I'm starting to think this might end up being the case. A big element of the show has been the gradual development of Star and Marco as characters in their own right, and one of the final touches may end up both of them being with the people they choose to be with rather than the ones ascribed to them by fate or expectation. They trusted each other enough to basically admit they weren't entirely over each other, but wanted to be. That may be indicative.

Or not and they'll end up smooching at the 11th hour, who knows?

Rapunzel is not masturbation material and there are few female characters and none of them are hot.
I know Star is a sociopath I will never be close to anyone like Star.

>Rapunzel is not masturbation material
Pleb.

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>formerly Chuck is a better husbando than Marco
oh yeah agreed 100%

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Oh please. Rapunzel is just a tamed Star without the dimensional magic.

Nefcy is a new wave hipster madwoman. She will not want to create a cliche "main character hook up" scenario just to please shippers.

>none of the girls are hot
uuuh gay

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It's actually problematic to expect girls and boys to find their true love at such a young age so is most likely right. They'll all have their girlfriends and boyfriends but when it actually comes down to marriage it'll be just as Face the Music predicted.
The show is basically a bluepill to stop giving a shit about teen romance and just let teenagers fuck each other until the girls are all roasties and after that the girl can marry whoever loves her the most anyway.

>Dimensional magic
Let me put it this way.
Star is Captain Marvel. Rapunzel is Scarlet Witch.
Nuff said.

>. She will not want to create a cliche "main character hook up" scenario just to please shippers.

Wouldn't she though?

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user she's clearly a lesbian.

>Captain Marvel

Since I refuse to give in to marvelfags I'm going take that Star is like Billy Batson. Which is pretty cool and fits better.

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That would ruin everything she wrote so far beside the StarCo ship. She has no time to develop Tom and Kelly into getting over Star and Marco

That doesn't mean you can't find her hot though

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This. Starco is the ship for the nervous investor that just pairs the main girl and main guy.

The concept of having a waifu is the fake ilusion that if you ever met her you may have a chance to be with her user.
If I know she is a lesbian how can I live that lie?

Billy is pure and also a boy.
Star is the one that does powerups upon powerups upon powerups and this is supposed to translate to becoming empowered. She just has the benefit of not being portrayed by Brie Larson, but that can only go so far when your character is "correct and everyone else is wrong".

But Billy is one of the weakest meta-humans in all DC. Batman or even Vigilante would be able to defeat him.

>The concept of having a waifu is the fake ilusion that if you ever met her you may have a chance to be with her user.
First of all that's not even true.
Second you can just say your rough masculine dick converts her back to hetero-normativity.

This is coming from a bi girl but just get creative and a little bit homophobic. Either imagine noncon scenarios, ignore her sexuality completely or imagine you're the one dick she turns straight for. It's fiction, she doesn't have real feelings. Have fun.

>She has no time to develop Tom and Kelly into getting over Star and Marco

I mean. Wouldn't it be possible that she's going to try and cram everything into the remaining dozen or so episodes (including Earth episode, Ludo, Buff Frog, more Janna...), because she thinks that's good quality cartoons?

I mean... didn't the show ALWAYS have problems with pacing?

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Just because you're in college doesn't mean you're bi.

Star is also pure. Pure CUTE

>supposed to translate to becoming empowered
More like she developed into her final form. She can transform into that at will.
>"correct and everyone else is wrong".
Except when Marco is the voice of reason.

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That’s so predictable but it’s still gonna be such a kicker when the writers reveal that Tad is her true love and soul mate so they can have Starco happen this making every Marco/Kelly moment completely pointless

I remember that pic from back when people thought that Tom, Ponyhead, Kelly and Janna would get todo anything in Battle for Mewni

It's impossible for me when I know the truth about the personality and sexual preferences of the character. And I don't like Cassandra as a character that much I think she had little to no development

It is pointless.
It's a teen romance. Teen romances are pointless.
Why are we watching a cartoon about teen romances?

Has it gotten better? I stopped watching like three episodes in because the dyke shippers were insufferable

But masturbating to SvtFOE characters works? Or are you not that user and are just explaining your mindset that nobody asked about?

Kelly can just get back together with Tad for the billionth time and Tom has already got his shit together to the point that he doesn't really need Star's affection as validation that he has become a better person

Well, I don't know, I think she is still going through her arc, especially lately after some things happened she's struggling in her role to defend Raps because Rapunzel is already strong, independent, and is starting to make decisions for herself, which aren't always great but she needs to do as future queen, and so there's this conflict that's been going on for a while where she's struggling to find her place and be appreciated, and I think that's gonna reach its culmination in this season honestly. But I guess this was about waifus and not a well written show so ok fair.

>She will not want to create a cliche "main character hook up" scenario
Ha! Your giving her to much credit, she'd never have the balls to do it.

You see, when I do it with Star I do it without thinking about anything, it's like just satisfying a phisical need and I forget about it later.
>Well written shows
Let's not go that far. We all know Tangled is a hard 6/10
And I know about that arc but it kinda feels a little cliche and out of character, it feels as she is devolving from the strong girl she was instroduced in the begining the "finde her place" doesn't feel right at this point when she proved herself as a worthy soldier, friend and bodyguard.

>You see, when I do it with Star I do it without thinking about anything, it's like just satisfying a phisical need and I forget about it later.
You should see a psychiatrist about that, masturbation isn't good if it doesn't come from a place of love.

>We all know Tangled is a hard 6/10
You don't speak for any of us Starfag

user, people has sex without any love sometimes.

They should see a psychiatrist about that, sex isn't good if it doesn't come from a place of love.

You must be a virgin boy user.
You should go out some more.

>implying anons have sex

not related to StarVS

It's a shame, because I do like Kelly. I liked Jackie and Heckapoo and Tom. But I feel like any interactions there were/are with them now is just to add fuel to the drama that will inevitably get benched for the sake of Star and Marco clearly getting together in the end.

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It's actually directly related. StarVS is about a bunch of boys and girls basically fucking around without any love at all. The show is trying to tell you that this is okay, but it isn't I tell you. It's vile. You should only interact sexually with someone you love.
Stupid kids cartoon trying to de-normalize true love with subversion. The SJW's are to blame for me not being together with oneitis and now they will be to blame for thousands more kids thinking that I'm a weirdo for believing in true love! Fuck society.

What sorcery is this?!

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You shouldn't read the bible that hard user.
Next thing you will say is that sex outside marriage is bad.

>sex outside marriage is bad
Marriage has nothing to do with it they have arranged marriages in Islamstan and Israel. No I'm talking about love and without love why would you ever join in the flesh, it makes no sense, it's disgusting. And they're making all the kids do it just so they can get "better" or whatever but in truth you don't need to know how to do the sex if you are together with true love!

>Letting other people ruin a show for you.
Utter troglodyte.

They haven't really "built up" Tomstar at all, though. It's just...there.

Yes, every Marco/Kelly moment. All three of them.

Whereas it would be wonderful to make all of the dozens and dozens of Starco moments turn out to be pointless red herrings?

What does the fandom have to do with your enjoyment of the episodes

I don't want Kelly to get hurt god damn it

Do Tom and Kelly actually need to do that? They're not main characters. Tom is a secondary character and Kelly isn't even that. If Starco happens in the end and they haven't gotten over Star and Marco yet, that really isn't very important because the side characters themselves aren't that important. Sad for them, but not everybody necessarily gets a happy ending.

Plus with regard to Tom, they'll probably just say that he'd known deep down that things weren't working with Star for quite a while and was just in denial. Since he basically doesn't even get angry anymore, it's easy enough for them to have him accept it.

Yeah, pacing has never been this show's strength. Everything is either dragged out forever or it's rushed.

Tom never bothered to tell his "best friend" Marco about the curse, though. Not even after Marco admitted to having kissed Star, which you'd think he would've taken as a sign that the curse was impacting Marco. If he'd felt guilty about it for the last year, he should've said something before they brought it up.

But the fact of the matter is, Tomstar never should've happened and Curse of the Blood Moon should've been a season 3 episode. They should've followed through on Star's comment in Club Snubbed about wanting Tom to be her friend, not to date him. Then have it so Star told Tom how things went with her heartbreak over Marco, and when Marco comes back after leaving Jackie for Star, Tom tells them about the curse and leaves them wondering about whether their feelings that'd caused Star such pain and caused Marco to ruin his relationship with Jackie were all from the curse. They go through the same scenario to break the curse that we just watched, with with the whole admitting during the dance that they actually like these feelings and cast doubt on whether the curse was causing them at all, but that conversion is the memory they lose in the process of breaking the curse. So afterward they're thinking that it really was just the curse and their feelings for each other are back to being entirely platonic. That should be enough to put off a Starco hookup from happening over the rest of S3, though they'l still have moments where one of them notices those feelings again and gets confused because "it was the curse, they're supposed to be gone." If all the non-shipping stuff in S3 proceeds in the same way as what we actually got, then there's two ways to handle it. (continued)

The phisical pleasure is the same user.
Believe me I did both things, it's the same. I even have a friend with benefits.

Either Booth Buddies still happens right before the S3 finale and their freakout this time is over "the curse was supposed to be broken, why do we still feel this way? what if this ruins our friendship?" instead of the fact that Star already has a boyfriend. But then at the end of Conquer they decide there's no way they can run away from these feelings anymore, and there's a kiss that's not awkward like the one in Booth Buddies was and they're simply a couple for the entirety of S4. That's honestly my prefered scenario, since I don't like dragging the shipping out. But I know Daron loves to drag it out so it's probalby the less likely scenario.

The other path is that Booth Buddies doesn't happen in S3, instead it gets placed in S4 in the spot where CotBM was. Any other random ep can be the 2nd 11 minute segment. Divide and Conquer goes with Star and Marco still not acknowledging their feelings are more than just friendship, even though there'll still be obvious signs of it. S4 version of Booth Buddies plays out the same way as the above scenario. (Oh and Ruberiot is as Foolduke's fiance in this version of Pie Folk, since Booth Buddies hasn't happened yet in this alternate S4 premire.) After S4 Booth Buddies, they're in the same confused state as above until midseason or possibly until Beach Day, at which point they stop running away from their feelings and start dating.

>Since he basically doesn't even get angry anymore, it's easy enough for them to have him accept it.
OR...or... realizing that he's been used all this time makes him relapse big time into anger one last time, before he can fully break down properly, crying, and realize he never had a chance. But don't mind me I just like to see characters suffer.

Satan girl and devil boy. I wonder if Tom has a more devilish form.

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Too bad
Everyone gets hurt in this show

Only if you pull his devil trigger

Y'know I like Kelly, but if Nefcy killed Jarco just to come back to then kill Starco anyway would piss me off even more. But anything is better than Starco.

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I can't wait for the collage when Kelly's heart gets ripped out.

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Oh look a competent thread. Time to dump a new song!

picosong.com/wbMEm/

Kelly is a friend, yeah she's been a good friend you see
But lately we've been fighting monsters afar
Kelly's getting over Tad and i'm getting over Star
Now she looks at me with those eyes
And she hugs me with that hair, man I just love it
And she's fighting me in her room la-late at night

You know I love it here in Kelly's World
I'm staying here in Kelly's World
Where did I find a Woolette like that?

I'm falling for her every day
She always gives me a reason to stay
Yeah, I used to be jelly when Star was with Tom
But now i've found another lover
The Starco ship is gone

Now she looks at me with those eyes
And she hugs me with that hair, man I just love it
And she's fighting me in her room la-late at night

You know I love it here in Kelly's World
I'm staying here in Kelly's World
Where did I find a Woolette like that?

Used to wonder in the Kingdom all the time
Just what Star never saw in me
But now Kelly, I have you in my life
Yeah, that's the way it's supposed to be

You know I love it here in Kelly's World
I'm staying here in Kelly's World
Where did I find a Woolette like that?

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That's a spicy meme right there.

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Can I get a mega link for the two new eps

I found this character wholesome

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Yo uneed to practice your singing a lot more.

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>Jebus is a Kellcofag now
Another Jarcofag lost to the flavor of the week.

it's shit
also this

What's wrong, Starcofucks?

no she's making tom's inevitable hurt worse. and spreading around marco breaking hearts.

Best part of the new season in my opinion. She's just a plucky little delivery gremlin and I love her. Hell I'd watch a whole series just about her. It could be amazing. Every episode would be about her making a different delivery and the difficulties that arise when delivering things to the many magical realms of the multiverse. One episode would be about her delivering dragon eggs before they hatch to their mother at the top of a mountain. Another would be about her getting caught up in a spy thriller when one of her packages turns out to contain some very important and sensitive information. I just wanna see that cute little cow-goblin taking her duties as a delivery woman very seriously even in situations way, way over her head. I wanna see her fight through skeletons to deliver a subpoena to a grumpy necromancer. I want it, and it will never, ever be.

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Lmao here is your (you) advertising user.

>gets called on shit quality of music
>pull the starco card

RENT

FREE

>not denying the starco card
How's lying to Eclipsa going for you, Star?

The song is good, your singing is terrible. You lose pitch and tone in some parts, I don't know if you do it on propuse or what but it makes the song sound terrible.
If you're going to expose yourself to others in the internet practice everyday to get beter. I am not telling you to be some kind of Pellek or something like that, but at least learn the basics.

Thanks for your feedback. I'm not one to say i'm good but I try to improve as the days go on. I'll make a better song next time.

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Kelly getting together with Tad would eb the worst possible sceenario. Its better to just ship her with Tom at this point

Don't lose hope, you're almost there. Do some breath exersices too that will help a lot to dosify the air you use while singing.
If you can afford it go to an speech therapist they are like coaches for all the people that uses their voices (not only the people with speech impediments, I study to become an announcer and we have like 6 of those in my college)

Aku x Blossom best ship

seething jebrony
stay forevermad

okay river

Many thought Finn would end up with Princess Bubblegum. But the side shipping was more popular than the main characters. Maybe KellyCo still has a chance to win over StarCo

Whole episode was just Marco and Kelly agreeing to be fuck buddies until their true loves show up.

Starco is more popular than nearly all other pairings of the franchise combined, user

Maybe, but if so it's really fucking dumb for the show to have pushed Starco so hard and not even give Kelly a proper introduction until this season.

I think the show's gonna end with all characters single and dealing with the fact that being single is okay.

Which in turn usually leads to them becoming a couple.

Well at least they're honest about it. Though given Woolett biology is it actually even possible for them to fuck? (Well I guess there's still blowjobs if not.)

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No! What have you done

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this is endgame

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Star now lives in your head

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NEW EPISODES
1/2

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NEW EPISODES
2/2

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We already knew this but thanks anyway.

>Goto a dimension of a post apocalyptic earth to deliver a mysterious package
>It's fucking Fallout New Vegas and she the courier
How does it go?

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>believing nefcy's lies
Nefcy is the cartoon equivalent of Todd

I don't know what the others are talking about, I really liked it, I think you're fine. I'm not into the lyrics a lot but it's whatever.
You should upload it to youtube though.

Don't give him terrible advices to him user.

>the girls are all legal,
Stop reading there mate

>advices
Yeah great English there

Better than your advice.

Even if it wasn't good you think normies wouldn't eat it up? He might as well dedicate to making fandom songs and hopefully get some cash from it instead of posting here.

jackie didn't die for this

Or he could sing in a bar for tips and booze.

>He might as well dedicate to making fandom songs
Already happened.

about a kids show? dude fandom is an easier way to earn some spare change than going original

link?

new synopses.

Globgor and Eclipsa episode.
bromance with tom and Marco.

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user there is a high chance that noone in the bar knows about the show. If he arranges the lyrics properly and acompanies it with good music he may pull it out.
I once saw a guy that picked up a girl by just reading the lyrics of Dragon Ball Z's opening like a poem for her and she fell for it.

youtube.com/watch?v=x1Z9ZYR7_Dg

we need lewd her

As if every other pairing is any less "cliche"? You think stuff like Tomstar ("bad boy becomes a better person and wins back the girl") and Kellco ("friends console each other over heartbreak and develop feelings for each other") are stuff that's never been done before?

The "cliche" argument is worthless.

YES MORE TOM AND MARCO

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they have to get along if one day Tom have to raise Marcos son

Y'all chumps ain't even talking about the best girl of season 4

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>bromance with tom and Marco.
So Tom maybe gets another opportunity to have a personality due to not being in Star's presence, where he's reduced to "generic kinda doormat boyfriend"?

thats pretty good!

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its fucking adorable

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Bromance that may evolve into romance.

we can only hope

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that reminds me, how did tom get so calm all of a sudden. Did the spirits that got sucked outta him not return or something?

Marco and Tom traveling together having high speed fun.
They stop in a quite place to rest and maybe watch a sunset.
Out of sudden they have a heart to heart conversation about how down they have been.
Tom telling Marco how frustrated he is about the Starco problem even after the bloodmoon curse being removed.
Marco tells him how he felt while being under the curse influence that how he thinks that maybe comming to Mewni was a bad idea that he started to think how he hurted everyone back home when he left specially Jackie.
Some tears after all the revelations.
They confort each other, they then look at each oothers eyes and kiss.
Then Yea Forums explodes, some death threats are sent to the writers, some people kill themselves and others are put on suicide watch.

I think they are retconning a lot of his past bad behavior, just look at the pics of him building the bloodmoon carriage by himself or how he went to say goodbye to Star just because he missed her.

Don't play with my heartstrings like that user, we know it'll never happen. If anything they would just do a korrasami ending, but nothing like this... But do imagine how wholesome it would be if they kissed.

This is the only fanart of her I can find. Got any yourself?

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Unironically kino. This better happen.

What would prevent fucking? She must have something down there givne that she wears pants. And she looks 100% human when she ties her hair up.

Hell star would be the bigger question mark since she is part bug.

They pulled the gay couple kissing in the background at the concert. And Adventure Time did lesbian kiss.
They can pull a kiss between Marco and Tom.

The one at the concert can be easily censored, the AT kiss happened in the finale (so even if they got backlash they wouldn't care). Trust me I really wish the two kissed before the finale but I think we won't see their relationship develop and can only hope for a surprise finale like that.
Though wouldn't it be cool to see the two of them holding hands after that, maybe see them all flustered because they're not used to it... yeah I wish.

OH SHIT, BASED RELATEDGUY

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this but unironically

Star belongs to me

same. I need to see how this novela end

oh shit

Who’s worse? Janna or pony head?

Starco forever!
Kelly fans can't even compete.

Ponyhead, because Janna at least is never the main focus

horseface, Janna is an acquired taste

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I always see this girl in this show's commercials. So it's like this was a show about adult Star and Janna going on adventures and Marco is just in there in the background.

Nothing's come up about why his anger seems to be completely gone. It just is.

Being Le edgy OMG so random character is better than being ponyshit

Star cleansed him of his toxic masculinity

Look at what Woolett males are like, though. No matter how similar the females look to humans, their biology has to be different.

And as for Star, Mewmans are basically exactly like humans. The bug traits are exclusive to the royal line due to their being infused with magic.

Sasuksaku forever.

Where's the part where Star finds out and gets wet over the idea?

But she did. Jackie had to to die so that Kelly and Tom can live.

Tangled is nothing like Star vs, I'd compare it more to the horse show if anything, but less for babies, and with an underlying plot

At the finale, they make out after the final battle.
Then Marco and Tom go to Earth to tell Marco's parents.
And the Lucitor's bloodline ends there.

Aw what, really?
Boo, and here I was hoping for an ovipositor!

>But Billy is one of the weakest meta-humans in all DC.

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would star lay a bunch of eggs or just a huge one?

Janna seems more like a cool bro
Because she has a penis

Star isn't a royal.

A lot but it's typical for the young to eat each other if not properly monitored. For the royalty this is expected, encouraged even, to ensure only the strongest and healthiest rule.

The majority of her bloodline is royal.
I don't think you know what you are talking about.
Even if Festivia wasn't of royal blood, by this point the amount of marriages are more than enough to make her descendants royal.

>implying Tom wouldn't get Marco pregnant somehow

They could ask Star to be a surrogate mother for the baby and have Tom impregnate her

Her bloodline had the wand for 300 years. Regardless of them starting out with a random pie peasant they've been infused with magic for a long time.

>implying she wouldn't tie them both to her bed and have her way with them until she gets pregnant, then do it again after the baby's born

I sorta feel like all this "real royal" wankery could potentially end up giving some adopted/mixed-race kid a complex or some shit.

I mean if adult fans constantly have this discussion about bloodlines whenever the subject's brought up, for over a year now, then god knows what some little kid is getting out of this. I feel like Star being related to Eclipsa but still choosing to give her the crown because she feels she was robbed of it would get exactly the same effect across without these weird overtones of impure bloodlines.

But then I guess that'd mean Festivia would really have to be Eclipsa's first-born daughter whom she abandoned in favor of Globgor, and that'd make Eclipsa actually imperfect and morally dubious and we just can't have that.

Or have Festivia be some niece, which would have been the sane thing to do. Royal families have cadet branches for a reason.

BEST GIRL

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is a trap

well I guess Marco will be fucking the plant-orc girl after all

Better

no voice acting samples
any guess?

The show literally say she was a girl. checkmate tumblrtard

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you fell for the trap

>normal and pregnant versions
yeet

>Wholesome
>Kelly
>Started with the drugged out Goblin Dogs before all the others.
>Probably tripped out and ended up being handed around like a cumdumpster for druggie party
>Last person that pumped her was Tad, which is why she stuck with him ever since

what if Globgor sounded like Keith David goliath

Yes he will, and she will as part of the rebound.
But I expect Marco being cucked sooner or later

Nice set of handlebars on her. Not thrilled about the teeth.

Is it confirmed that he is voicing Globgor?

you're a MEGA PUSSY

just imagining

>without any love

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Presumably the reason for the whole Festivia thing was an attempt to cover up what happened with Eclipsa. During her own lifetime, Festivia thought that Eclipsa and Shastacan had both been murdered in the same monster attack.

By presenting Festivia to the public as Eclipsa and Shastacan's daughter, there isn't any succession crisis where various cousins put forth their own claims, and more importantly nobody has to know that the queen turned traitor, ran off and fucked a monster, and gave birth to a half-monster abomination who's technically now the rightful heir. At some point the truth about Eclipsa running off with a monster came out (maybe Glossaryck told somebody for the lulz?), but the existence of her half-monster daughter remained a secret, exactly like the Magic High Commission wanted.

Oh, and the MHC raised Festivia themselves, meaning they got another benefit out of making her the queen instead of allowing some Butterfly cousin to have the throne: giving them greater control over the kingdom.

She may be able to dodge it because she's keeping Tad in the back pocket. Chicks have the liberty to do that.

so how did people generally feel about the last 2 episodes

we got wholesome, janna, butthurt and cope

Out of Business and Kelly's World were both pretty fun

Curse of the Blood Moon was ridiculously weak, contrived, and pointless even by Star Vs. ship episode standards and did not need a full half hour.

Blue board!!!!!!

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"That's not a Goblin, she even isn't GREEN!"

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I dont like any of the ships on this show, they just get in the way of that sweet, sweet Eclipsa plot

I got my Kelly, and Eclipsa still being cute.

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Out of Business felt surprisingly fun for a "Quest Buy" episode because of all the dark undertones associated with it. I still think it was basically metacommentary back to the fans about creators thoughts and feelings towards the series and/or feedback from the fans.

Kelly's World felt like stepping back into S1&S2 territory and was a welcome change... but elevating Kelly for shipping drama was moronic. Honestly would have respected her a whole lot if she did the thing Star DIDN'T do and jump right back into a rebound relationship. But nope. So instead the poor Kellco'ers are just going to have to await the eventual torpedoing of their Jackie.MkII class ship.

Blood Moon was the episode I had been waiting for since S3. It felt late, but it still had that tender, heartache feel and the "continuation" of the dance was everything I wanted it to be. People bitch about the the length, and while some of it could've been cut, I still laughed at the jokes even on the second watch through.

Chills and have some fun, guys, goddamn.

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Well she actually a light green cowgirl monster who also a mail girl which is cute

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>she's painted with the trans flag
Trap confirmed.

There was more emotion put into that hand holding than any other kiss or hug that was shown so far

God I hate this pairing so fucking much!
"Lets spend 4 seasons over the course of 4 years developing Marco's relationship with his close friend star, only for her to stay with her cuck of a boyfriend who doesnt't give a shit about her and tried to curse her before... Oh...an I suppose we can ship the main characther withe irrelevant bush girl who is practically filler characther. What's that? She got little to no screen time in 4 SEASONS? Let's give her an entire episode on the last batch to shut up the shippers and create the illusion of romance!"
Yeeeeeaah, no. I would've even been ok with Jackie hooking up with Marco. Or better yet STAR. You know... because Marco actually lover her as supposed to Tom?? Or, for you normies out there who just want a wholesome non-lewd cartoon, I would've even been ok with Marco not hooking up anyone in the end. I'm 100% serious. Even that is better than garbage Kellyco. Like, holy shit. Eventually Nefcy's show started to write itself based on the mythos and personalities of the characthers she created, but this bitch just ignored all that and decided to ship Marco with irrelevant hairy "woollet" girl because why the fuck not I guess. I imagine Kellyco was the goal since Lava Lake Beach, but Nefcy literally put ZERO effor developing anything resembling relationship between those two. And no, Kelly Hangin around Marco and going togheter to the Wedding, or THAT DANCE is not sufficient. Yet, here we are.

Right, right, I hear ya, I feel ya, I'm picking up what you're putting down...
Now tell us how you really feel

Starco is shit, get over yourself.

>still holding out hope
Jesus Christ dude move on. This is just pathetic now.

Holy shit who's the artist?

Based post and trips of truth

Translation: I hope Kellco will die.

What happened to this? I had high expectations in this show...

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I agree with you true-love-user. Wish more people of this current generation would think this way. Romance is slowly dying

You literally couldn't be any more retarded than this.

the big one still napping and the blue one gone full retard

>Lower right
chi-eca.tumblr.com

They decided to go down the SUBVERSION route and make the villains the good, nice guys all along, even at the cost of dramatic tension.

Based and redpilled

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The real shitness of kellco is that if they aren't going starco as endgame, then why make Marco break up with Jackie anyways?

If you've actually watched the show, you'd realize she's more selfish and socially-inept than anything else. She even gets mad at Rapunzel for stealing her potential spot-light for glory in 'Challenge of the Brave' to the point where, if things went horribly wrong, she could've had Rapunzel killed.

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Preetty much what the fanbase is thinking right now. That Jarco was destroyed for absolutely nothing but continuing the existence of this romantic tumor surrounding the show.

Cause Jackie lives on Earth and wasn't a mermaid.

It's not confirmed or canon but it also wouldn't go against canon if she was, I think the ambiguity is cool.

It's so bizarre how starting last season this show decided there needed to be a strict division between Earth characters and Mewni characters, with the latter being discard once Earth was no longer the setting.

And then promptly ignored that division to bring back Janna for no reason.

thats called headcanon

Did they ever come back to that like Marco said they would?

>Mama Star
Ready for some teen pregnancy?

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Where my 3 other Jantom bros at?

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Has to be warnicorn jizz.

reporting in

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Actually it's late capitalism. Everything is disposable merchandise that must be changed to the latest model, even people.

Yeah, why Janna? I actually prefer Pony Head to her.

Echo Creek was comfy as fuck and was a needed "normal" default place in the middle of the all wackyness. Taking in consideration the original draft, Nefcy doesn't seem to like people in general or at least she doesn't find them interesting. That's a big flaw for a narrator.

you can't be fucking serious

Sounds like Star babysitting Meteora.
>Eclipsa goes on a date with Globgor
So then who's the fucking forces of evil??

>who's the fucking forces of evil??
Institutional racism and the patriarchy. Isn't obvious?

GEE MARCO HOW COME YOU GET TWO GFS

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I guess I was skeptical when I first met Marco Diaz
He said we could magically make a baby from our DNA
And although it was expensive it was legal in the dimensions where it wasn't banned
It was Janna who suggested that we skip the parts of me that she can't stand
So we made an appointment and Janna went alone
They worked out the details and then called me on the phone
To say congratulations Dad

Now things are getting better for Janna and me
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
And Janna says he'll be taller
And Janna says he'll be smarter
And Janna says that our baby will be better than me

Janna was pretty firm about our baby being human
I said we should give him wings and a nice demonic tail
He could travel through dimensions making money, making friends in hell
Janna said that's stupid and for God's sake would you turn that TV down?
Now I've seen Janna happy, but she's never been like this
She glows like someone's girlfriend in the middle of a kiss
And I'm excited too

Cause things are getting better for Janna and me
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
And Janna says he'll be taller
And Janna says he'll be smarter
And Janna says that our baby will be better than me

And the love inside me thunders like a storm
And I hope the tube they keep him in is comfortable and warm
I hope the nutritive solution that they're feeding him doesn't make him fat

Janna's been spending lots of time out late with Marco Diaz
She says that they're working on the baby every night
And Marco Diaz brings her presents like new underwear and a bottle of wine
I'll just keep on writing checks until the day that baby is mine

He might have my horns or my tail or my eyes
Janna thinks it's better if we keep it a surprise
I hope I find out soon

Thank you for reporting in, Brother.

Janna is for Tom!

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Who said otherwise? Tom clearly has a thing for girls who have a thing for Marco Diaz.

>Live in a literal matriarchy
>Still try to blame your problems on the patriarchy

>still falling for Nefcy's bait
how many does she have to burn you before you understand

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I answer the call

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Based and DIAZpilled

cringe and tompilled

I was hoping for more from that blood moon episode. I hope this isn't the last of the blood moon, because that shit lurking in the sky was cool.

Posting the anthem of Star Butterflies everywhere. In English for the Tomcucks who can’t speak Spanish.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=efklt7kw1G4

I wanna get off Mrs. Nefcy's cuck ride

I haven't watched this show in a while. Did they revive Jackie back from the dead?

No, this is a song that a Star Butterfly would use as an anthem, especially considering Nefcy's age.
youtube.com/watch?v=tovBeJygujo

would be cute if she showed up again

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SATANIC FLASHBACK TO RADIO DISNEY HOLY SHIT

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>a manafag
Nice taste.

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I needed a band that matches the true endgame pairing and they were perfect.

This reminds me, I need to start translating and writing my Malaguena Salerosa parody for Cinco de Marco.

needs more wholesome

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>Sounds like Star babysitting Meteora.
Or Marco Jr.

Britta's Tacos (ep 15b), Beach Day (16a) and Sad Teen Hotline (17a) are all Earth episodes. Britta's Tacos is a fast food place in Echo Creek, and that leaked concept art blog showed an Earth beach (which is almost certainly Beach Day) and scenes of Tom on Earth that IIRC the production codes indicated were ep 17 (ie Sad Teen Hotline).

With a long stretch of Earth episodes like that, Mama Star could also take place on Earth, meaning it's Marco Jr who she's babysitting. (And would they really pass up the chance to have Star and Marco taking care of a baby named Marco Jr?)

r63 episode?

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>photo taken episodes before disaster

It's also interesting that most of the episode titles after Cornontation don't sound like serious plot stuff (aside from maybe 16b, Gone Baby Gone) until the finale. And as I said, there's quite a stretch of Earth episodes, a setting that was almost completely abandoned in season 3. That doesn't necessarily mean the characters will stay on Earth for that entire stretch; Doop-Doop (15a), Jannanigans (17b) and Ready, Aim, Fire (18b) are titles that tell us nothing about the settings. Or anything else for that matter beyond Janna being present in one of them. And of course this show DOES sometimes have silly or meaningless titles for important plot episodes

If this season had aired in a similar format to seasons 2 and 3, being broken up by midseason hiatus, Cornontation would've been the midseason finale. That means probably big stuff is going down that episode, and yet apparently the characters are free to just go do stuff on Earth afterward rather than needing to deal with the aftermath.

Does that mean that they're not actually going to build toward the series finale being anything epic?

Fuck you Hussie, you crashed every good ship and called it writing

now kiss and "pollinate"

>Entire episode is the most of the characters doing a double take and asking if Marco jr is Star and Marco's secret lovechild.

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But Star's the bug, she's the one who should pollinate the plant.

How did I not notice this

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it really shows during the Eclipsa musicshow episode

Thanks Bluejr. For this, but more importantly for sticking around and doodling for the series.

okay then which euphemism do I use to describe Marco nutting in Kelly to create human/plant-orc(woolett) hybrid

Many episodes on Earth after the Cornonation (episode where Eclipsa would reaffirm his reign)

Maybe Star decides to stay on Earth with Marco now that she is no longer part of royalty?

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Cross pollination.
Cross pollination is when one plant pollinates a plant of another variety. The two plants' genetic material combines and the resulting seeds from that pollination will have characteristics of both varieties and is a new variety.

how about just "seed"

No, we need to have a threesome to handle the pollination.

In addition to this man's post the term here would be Entomophily, the use of insects to pollinate.
Essentially, in such a scenario, Star would give Marco a blowjob and spit up the spermatozoa into Kelly's hoohaw to get her pregnant.
What a good friend Star is!

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You think if she took her glasses off her eyes will just be small dots?

I think a fighting euphemism might work for you since her culture is all about that, as is Marco.
...but for the record, enjoy it while you can.

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>"Glasses! I can't see a thing without my glasses!"
>( 3_3)

Anybody has the storyboard pics of Tom and Star on the Diaz's house?

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nice work

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Literally nothing turns me on more than botanically correct terms in my lewds.
Well done lad.

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>that bulge
damn

Remember when every episode got one of these promo posters? Why did they start dropping off toward the end of season 2 and completely stop making them around mid season 3?

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>Why did they start dropping off toward the end of season 2 and completely stop making them around mid season 3?
Because that's when they decided to stop trying.

I loved them too, but didn't the staff member who was in charge of them get a promotion or something, and so stopped having time to make them?

I'm gonna need the whole picture of this.

Nope

IIRC those posters for were actually drawn up shortly before the episodes would air and posted online to hype the eps. They were drawn for every episode up through Bon Bon, but season 2B was aired in "bomb" format so instead they made pic related, a poster meant to represent all of the season's remaining episodes.

A handful of the 2B episodes also got individual posters (Face the Music actually got 2 posters) because artists who worked on the eps felt like making them. And apparently that's also how it went in season 3. Episodes got posters if one of the artists felt like drawing one. Total Eclipsa the Moon was the last ep to get a proper poster, though IIRC Cotungo drew black and white title cards for a Butterfly Trap and Divide and Conquer.

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>Give up on the pairing that most of the fanbase wants and the show had been blatantly building to from the start
>Replace it with literally a cheap knock-off version

>when you create a character so perfect you have to erase her existence so the audience feels bad Starco doesn't happen when the male gets with a literal-who

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i literally don't understand how someone can watch Curse of the Blood Moon and honestly think Starco won't happen
someone explain it to me

Nefcy gave up on a bunch of stuff, and most of it was before the show even started.
Writing. Pacing. Voice direction. Just to name a few.

I want Starco to happen, so they don't ruin the loves of other people.

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I want to like this new pairing, but I couldn't help but feel disgusted when Marco started praising Kelly, in the same way he praised Star in "Star comes to Earth" after fighting Ludo.
Still, when to comes to the writers, they're still addicted to hurting Marco, and only Marco.
Anyone bet that Starco still not a thing after Beach Day, and Sad Teen Hotline is Marco is depressed that Kelly and him broke up somehow?

She legit looks like a Fraggle.
Would Marco fuck a puppet?

If it passes the Harkness test, and the Diaz is solid, and there's no risk of bodily harm, then it's okay.

Feels to me Daron had baited us, and we were hooked, line, and sinker!
Probability 79% this is the episode is where the creator trolls, parodies, mocks, take gaps at his work's fandom.
Anyone who watch this should chant: "I am not a shipper, not anymore. This is just a filler, this is just a filler, this is just a filler."
And I think it gonna involve Starfan13, voiced by the creator herself: Daron Nefcy. Probably writing her fanfiction and getting sad that Starco may not become canon anymore.

thanks, prof Harkness

We all grow to become the things we hate. Day by day, year by year, the weight of the world and of our decisions while inhabiting it chips away at the innocence and ideals of youth, leaving the bitter and resentful self you find yourself to be.
Hating Star and Marco, let alone any of the characters more as the series progresses is a realization and lamentation of your own loss from that once idyllic state of discovery, wonder, and joy at the world around you. Simply trying to survive in the environment and pressures around you, and then to find a way to thrive and find some semblance of happiness or contentment forces that change. Yeah, it's horrible. Yeah, it's an unpleasant sight to behold. But that's growing up.

Watch Starco not actually happen until the last scene of the series finale.

That would ruin the message Lava Lake Beach had about getting your heart broken/break up, and not letting it ruin other things you enjoy. In fact, it’s kinda stupid how Kelly was still sorta hung up on Tad in Kelly’s World when she was a part of that message, like what the fuck was the point of Lava Lake Beach then?

I get the message. But characters HAVE to feel sadness and misery over break up and heartbreaks. How can the show convey that the relationship and the time spent on it truly mattered to both sides?
Besides, the Sad Teen Hotline joke in Return to Mewni was directed at Marco, so he's more likely to be the one needing it.

To reintroduce Kelly for more drama, and jettison another arc where Marco either gets his heart broken or realize his feelings for Star... again.

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so since Janna is going to be the secret villain mole plant, do we have any hints?

perfection

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Because breaking Star and Tom always become more glue to hold the pieces together.
And Jackie broke up with Marco for his own good, and... faded.
>> Jackie (who?): Ms. Nefcy... I don't feel so good... (woosh)..

>But characters HAVE to feel sadness and misery over break up and heartbreaks.

We've seen this HAPPEN ALREADY with MARCO and STAR. If anything it makes more sense that it's Tom who needs the hotline.

It never hurt to hammer things some more..
Maybe the quality by redundancy but who cares...

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Just means Marco has a horse cock among Japanese sized woolets. They may not be able to have kids but she has holes someplace.

And getting into the nitty gritty like this is kind of pointless. Then you start wondering shit like why isn't Marco dying from all the new bacteria he is being introduced to on these different worlds and dimensions.

Reminder that Tomco is the cutest and healthiest for both of them and Star should be a spinster.

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>everything in woolett society is related to combat
so what kinda like magic klingons but with no MUH HONOR autism?

youtube.com/watch?v=HX0sGo8RFck
She gonna die

The point is to cycle through love triangles to keep Starco from happening all the way to the finale.

What are the odds that we get a Tomstar breakup in the next few episodes, but LOL now Marco's with Kelly?

I thought they'll pair Star with Ludo, and Marco with Meatfork (the warthog guy in Is Mystery).

>Let's bring up the Blood Moon Ball and then try and play off a will-they-or-won't they in the last fucking season of the show

What are they thinking?

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It's sad that they're trying to throw us for a loop this late in the game. It's like both S3 and S4 were written on a whim or something.

Oh wait.

Destiny Vs Free Will.

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IDGAF about Destiny but the whole point of love is that it doesn't happen by free will. If it did it wouldn't contribute anything psychologically because you'd just fall in love with the most preferred specimen instead of a complementary being.

What do I do if I don't have a complementary being?

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Jesus Christ are we still doing this
Let me know when Season 4 ends so I can be disappointed all at once and let this show rest for good

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I just want to see this ride end for good

It would take a miracle bigger than Blood Moon Ball, Storm the Castle, Toffee and Booth Buddies combined for such a feat, and still not break up.
Now that they offed the Blood Moon as a scapegoat, Star is gonna be ALL ABOUT TOM now that no friggin curse to mess up her feelings.
Might as well give up on Starco as last minute hookup, might feel better to be surprised if it actually happens regardless.

Are you kidding? CotBM make it obvious that the curse had nothing to do with Star's feelings.

I rode the hype train every fucking day of 2017, I knew the show was never going to live up to the potential it had built up by the end of Season 2, but I didn't imagine we'd still be doing shipbaiting bullshit halfway through the last season, good fucking God almighty.

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Is this you?

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No but I more or less agree with it. The show is character-driven before lore, the problem is all the good character writers apparently jumped off a bridge when Season 3 started. I do remember another user posted a great write-up of how the episode that guy is talking about could have been a Buff Frog episode that gave us another interesting and nuanced look at monster society in Mewni and the difficulties he could be facing in integration despite royal sympathies, instead of "let's do half-baked segregation for kids for half the season and then just write off all the monsters until further notice for no apparent reason."

I haven't seen an episode since the end of Season 3 so from my perspective the last memorably good episode from a character writing perspective was Sophomore Slump, but the follow-up to that was still a shitshow. I defended all the relationship drama for a long time but it really should have been wrapped up within that half season.
Character drama is/was the show's strong point but it's incredibly fucking disappointing that they've apparently just dragged it out standard "will they or won't they (they will)" bullshit for a whole other fucking season, it would have been great to see the show take a hard look at troubles that happen in a relationship where both people really do still care about each other.
Like apparently there's been another Blood Moon episode, not knowing anything about what actually happened in that I would say that a scenario where Star and Marco already got together, remembered the Blood Moon and had doubts about if their feelings were genuine only to affirm that they really do care about each other in the end would probably be more interesting than the Blood Moon, the ancient demon curse red herring that's been mysteriously reoccurring for almost the full run of the show, just fueling more shipping drama rather than providing some real closure in what I assume is likely to be its final appearance.

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Yeah, I really disliked much of S3 but even up to the first few episodes of S4 I thought it seemed pretty likely they'd have Star and Marco get together early and focus on other stuff for the final season.

It's not like I was even expecting quality anymore (I do think the average S4 episode's been better than S3, but it doesn't mean much when I think the character interactions, plot, and entire show have just become so fucked); I just didn't even think the show would have anything more to gain by needlessly prolonging the romance drama past the season that had already needlessly prolonged it, but welp they sure proved me wrong

I'm not interested in this show (tried watching a few episodes and it wasn't for me) but it's very fascinating going into these threads and seeing the discussions people have about it

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lmao fucking nips

This user knows

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>genuinely interested in the lore
I'm a lone soul

based japs
why can't they just be in charge of every show, they know what the people wanna see

I am too and think the lore's like the only thing Star Vs. has going for it now, and even then it hasn't given us much lately, like in the actual cartoon itself.

It's just hard NOT to talk about shipping lately, even if you're not that interested, when it's all that's really been happening.

Westerners are also in touch with their inner-depraved child.

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but it's always the same shit going on since season 1
also they're fucking teenagers, they won't end up with their true love anyway

So then who's the fucking forces of evil??

Don’t you know what the original title of the show was user?

Star AND the Forces is Evil

She’s been there the whole time.

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The lore was great until it was all released in secondary source material, none of which impacted the storyline, with intentional rewrites to get away from Dies Irae because it reeked of Yea Forums's neo-Nazi pagan Christian influence and WELL WE CAN'T HAVE THAT IN OUR GAY SHIPPING.

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Stuff from the Book of Spells has already showed up in season 4 though. Glossaryck's silkworms, Eclipsa's body swap spell, Comet's pies, Globgor's desire to eat Shastacan, etc.

Is kelly really the right one for Marco? to me it seemed like the healthiest things for Marco, but then i heard someone explain things kinda like this

>When Marco forgets all the adventures and awesome stuff he has done over the years in multiple dimensions he becomes perfect for Kelly, they just become a couple of useless losers

When Marco actually remembers all the cool stuff he has done and mans the fuck up he becomes perfect for star

i guess that's kind of a good point im just not really sure who is better anymore

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It just fucking hurts to see so much potential squandered
I don't think most of the people complaining would even say it's become an outright bad show, it's just constantly disappointing to think how it could have been better. Even at its peak in Season 2b there were episodes that were just completely fucking pointless.

The lore and worldbuilding was rad as hell, but when you got attached to the characters the drama episodes had more payoff (when they properly built them up and delivered) like Bon Bon, Just Friends and Face the Music.
The most interesting episodes in Season 3 were the Realm of Magic stuff, I just wish it wasn't 3 episodes out of 40 with no real resolution.

And it kind of fell into the problem these things almost always do when actually seeing the history and having the lore explained makes it lamer, like how Moon and Toffee's grand battle was literally just her walking up to him in a field and casting one spell, or the Star/Eclipsa parallels going nowhere and it turns out Eclipsa literally dindu nuffin and spends more time hanging out with Moon than Star.

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>implying Marco isn't already a useless loser while serving as Star's doormat
>implying Star would ever let Marco go on "adventures" instead of forcing him to take care of her fucking chores
Star is a terrible person and Marco getting away from her can only be a good thing, at least then he would have his freedom back instead of being a cockslave.

Now call her a cunt.

c*nt

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How come the blood moon curse seemed to affect Marco less than Star? He was still into Jackie a while after and didn't seem to realize he had feelings for Star until she confessed.

Because the Blood Moon curse is actually really weak and had little to do with their feelings, probably.

KELLLLEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He genuinely had a crush on Jackie

ARMAGEDDON HAS ARRIVED

Enjoy your stay in the shadow realm

based blessed Simon art

MS NEFCY GET DOWN

What the fuck did I miss?

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Star, Janna, and Brittney posing in various states of undress

>there's the cancer, mod

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So what your saying is Star gets cucked, again?

imagine browsing Yea Forums and not knowing who simon is

oh you're still alive

Not really, the only cucks right now are Marco and Tom

Imagine supporting a pedophile.

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in this thread? it's likely

where do you think we are

>Ponyhead last
Based

Imagine enjoying Star Vs.

>Janna cancer was purged from the show
>Tomco is in the trash
>no more Starco cuckfest drama for now
they are trying to fix the show by shipping Marco with a hairy violent girl. Interspecies went too far this time, this progressive show sucks shit

He was shipped with a hairy violent girl from the start

>Tomco is in the trash
At least until the dragoncycle episode

>no more Starco cuckfest drama for now
Starco never ends, user

1. Fuck you
B. There's two more Janna episodes.

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two more Janna episodes AT LEAST

Young age?
Isn't Marco 30+?

Marco is well into his 50s

feels good being an adult and not an online vermin that crawl back in his starbucks when he meet his "enemies" in real life

>Tom becomes depressed after his relationship with Star ends to the point that Marco recommends to him the sad teen hotline
okay, hot

Preach.

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bad writting

Relatedguy made the best connies, hopd he focuses more on star now.

They'll kiss at the very end and gave a king/queen timeskip. Why cant we just get a few episodes of them casually dating? The finale will be lackluster?

How does ponyhead even have votes?

WE'RE GONNA SAY IT
WE'RE GONNA SAY-

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If anecdote is to be believed, Pony Head is quite popular with the female 7-12 year-old demographic. You know, the one that has the largest proportion of individuals not wanting to have hardcore sexual relations with imaginary cartoon characters?

Honestly, I want to know. What do actual children think of this show? 7-12 range.

>I haven't seen an episode since Season 3
>proceeds to write paragraphs of opinion
Jesus, just watch the newest episodes user. It's a few hours at best.
I can't take you seriously if you take the time to write all that shit, but then can't be bothered to just catch up with everyone else in the thread and weigh in with a full perpective

Who cares, it's not like kids watch this garbage anyways. This generation of cartoons is watched by the 14+ groups because they're animated soap operas, while everyone else is either trying to become the next big streamer or is watching Peppa Pig.

I want him back, bros. His Star vs shit was always 11 of 10

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>formerly chuck

s___d

Truly, no man understood the audience greater than he.

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>no wings
0/10

Pre-mewberty. Highly illegal.

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I wonder who he gets to model for these.

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Did Star lose this butterfly form after the battle with Heinous?

the end is near, people

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THANK GOD

He posts his sketch sessions... or at least used to. Doesn't seem like he would need a model. But imagine if he did...

Well, butterfly form has just been explained as the super saiyan form of dipping down. She still dips down, which is why she's using wandless magic, but hasn't really encountered a need to go full power on an adversary yet.

>CONCERNED.jpg

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twitter.com/aishrae/status/1113239569783083008?s

Hmmmm

Because Kelly is closer to Marcos tastes than Jackie who is just a boring normie and not an exotic alien warrior who does amazing blowjobs

Her feet showed up in the trailer of the next episode, check it out.

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Fugly artstyle

romance was a mistake

>said the starvsfag

>Jannanigans
>The Tavern at the End of the Multiverse
>Cleaved
Aw yeah.

AWWW YEAH.

THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE

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Are we Steven Universe now?

She is pretty cute. Wouldn't mind if she showed up in a /trash/ thread.

He was taking therapy classes for it.

Wouldn't be the first time Adam trolled us like this.

Haha what if starco will be confrimed by FUSING

>Reversed hands

>Dresses up like Star
>dresses up her husband like Marco

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Calm thyself, autismo.

It's the transparent "but they're meant to be" part of cheesy romantic stories, where both parties end up with people you, the reader, know they aren't supposed to be with. Then at the last second they admit all the people that fawned over them this whole time (a lot of them) are garbage because the two leads are the true alphas.

You really think Nefcy is going to write an entire show about herself and her husband and not have the whole universe spiral the two together?

They're working on other projects now.

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Next episode when?

>homosexual relationship
>healthy

based jeebus

Like poetry

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...

It’s not about how many moments there are, it’s the fact that they string the audience along on these subplots involving Marco and Star’s love lives, taking up episode upon episode only for it to be a complete waste of time. If your endgame is Starco, don’t waste our time with inventing more ships as if there’s any real payoff. This show used to be a fun action/adventure romp. Now it’s weighed down with teen drama no one was asking for in which just because you have a male and female lead, they just have to be paired together because apparently there’s no such thing as a platonic relationship between opposite genders

wait, is Globby getting thawed soon? Or is it going to be a "date" with her dining with a crystallized date?

yes

>jantom intensifies

It’s happening bros

maybe it's a flashback ep.
it's kinda a huge spoiler like that or did we all just expect it

Tommy doesn’t know that Janna and me
Do it in on my cape every day
She tells him she’s at a seance but
She doesn’t go
Still she’s on her knees and
Tommy doesn’t know

I can’t believe he’s so trusting
While I’m right behind you thrusting
Janna’s got him on the phone
And she’s tying not to moan
It’s a three way call
And he knows nothing, nothing

The parking lot, why not
It’s so cool when you’re on top
In his house in the back row
Life’s so hard cause
Tommy doesn’t know
Tommy doesn’t know

I did her on his birthday
Tommy doesn’t know
Tommy doesn’t know
Don’t tell Tommy
Tommy doesn’t know oh

>The same reason I kept watching Community past season 3.
An enjoyment of genuinely awful shit?

Why are japs so further ahead of us

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Flashback episode I assume.

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apparently everything i type Yea Forums things is spam

youtu.be/in6LZEdj7Zc

I feel this song fits the situation as much as it did in the episode its from.

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So since Mewnie is matriarchal that means their women have penises, right?

*Eats people*
>He is a good boy!
*Burns people and their homes*
>Dindu nuffing!
*Paints with the blood of his victims and then makes artistic representation of how he tortured them*
>He is the victim here!
Can someone please kill this abhorrent leftists witch ?

>Britt
YES
>a's Tacos
Oh fuck you, you horsefaced bitch.

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Well duh. What else would Star be sucking in S4?

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>Is so obsessed with leftists he has to imagine this every time he sees a cartoon image
No one will be surprised when you shoot up some place of worship while spouting memes.

What if there'll be a Brittney episode,
but not a Jackie one?

Im still surprise how fucking gone all the Earth characters are for the most part.

this is amazing

Welcome to war, you hippy.

>Psycho bitch wants to conquer your land and enslave anihilate your people.

>She has a magical army and alliances with kingdoms that surround your territory, incluiding from above and below.

>Only way to survival is to be deadlier than the enemy.

>Globgor spends years in the battlefield creating himself a bloodthirsty reputation to make the enemies fear him and his subjects adore him.

>Becomes a fucking legend and most popular warlord among his kind.

>Turns out the psycho bitch has a hot daughter he wants to impregnate so he uses his popularity to advocate for peace.

>Globgor becomes a vegetarian for her and things are turning out great as both the psycho bitch and his electoral rival are out of the game.

>He has a daughter with the Mewman hottie so peace is pretty much assured. He can finally rest.

>Faggot ex-husband and the retarded MHC kidnap Globgor's family.

>He enrages and gets revenge over the faggot ex-husband poeticaly.

Of course he did evil things but if you put things in context the character is fucking complex and the most alpha male the show has to offer.
I assume you would have all soldiers executed after returning from a war because they did bad things there.

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>ywn be a monster and make a human girl take a semen bath

Slime is living the dream.

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Wouldn't you want a son-in-law made out of the only substance that can ease your endless suffering?

Well if Starco ISN'T the endgame then it's even MORE of a waste of time, if the show pushes them as a couple so many times, giving them romantic moments and having them fall in love with each other at various times, but then no payoff.

And "muh platonic friendships" is a bad argument. There's plenty of stories where the male and female leads don't become a couple. It's nonsense to claim it'd be something special and innovative to do that here. And nobody is saying Starco should happen because they're the leads. People are saying it should happen because the show has repeatedly highlighted what great compatibility they have with each other, that they'd work even better as a couple than as just friends.

So how does his dick work?

The lack of the princess' spider bites seems to imply she makes out with Slime Boy a lot.

i don't care about ships i just want her back

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He can make one out of slime I guess.

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lol what dick

he just sticks some of his slime in her to simulate one, and then when they eventually want a baby he will reproduce asexually, creating an identical version of himself also named Slime

they should be careful and not completely use him up

So why do the Spiderbites even stay in that forest where spiders constantly bite them? Why not just take all of their money and live somewhere else. They'd still be rich even if they'd no longer be royalty, and how is it worth being royalty if you have to live in a shithole?

No Earth Turd, save for Janna and Marco's Parents, is ever going to return after Sophomore Slump.

My guess is that they are surrounded by monster territory, being this the main reason Globgor attacked their kingdom.

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The endgame is not in question, but the quality of the endgame is a concern. Starco might top Legend of Korra for bullshit last minute hookups at this point.

Surprisingly she even got to be in two episodes. Poor, poor Higgs...

Is it Adam on his own, or is he working with Nefcy on this. I get the feeling the two of them derive great joy from messing around with the fans.

I call next thread.

user, when you put your hands behind your back, do your thumbs not point inwards at each other ?

Here, have a free (you). now fuck off to and never come back

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Not him but when they are open towards the same way that you are facing, no.

Do yours?

user trust on nefcy, starco will happen all those platonic friendship havent seen under the underneath of the show.

I’d like to imagine Star’s hearts are made of the same kind of skin nipples are and they’re really sensitive.

Harem ending when?

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Mewmans are by and large stuck in their inept ways and are retarded.

too many spider bites in the head

>Is it Adam on his own, or is he working with Nefcy on this. I get the feeling the two of them derive great joy from messing around with the fans.
They've been teaming up to troll us for a long time. Like when they were doing in-character livechats in 2017. The one that Adam and Eden Sher did after Battle for Mewni did everything short of having them say "I love you" and the characters kiss to make it sound like Starco was going to be a thing almost immediately in season 3, which was obviously at Nefcy's instruction to troll the shit out of the fanbase since that's the opposite of what actually happened (and they all knew it because eps like Lava Lake Beach were already in production when that livechat was broadcast).

It will be extremely shocking

we have already see them before, they're just normal eyes like everybody else

You are now imagining her fidgeting and moaning, her breath becoming labored and sporadic as you gently massage and rub her cheeks.

>Higgs, Janna and Teenage Meteora team up to bully Marco.

That's all I want before the show ends.

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why is cum dripping out of their eyes?

I don't want to see Jackie and her new girlfriend, I refuse. Fuck yourself cotugno.

Your obsession with cum is not normal, user.

>he doesnt cum from his eyes
what is wrong with you?

looks like toothpaste

>Sad Teen Hotline
Calling it now, Sad Teen Hotline will be about Tom dealing with Starco happening in the previous episode.
HOTline. Fire. Get it?

I had a feeling that episode would be either the end of Kellco or TomStar. I'm hoping the latter.

someone EXPLAIN

T R A D I T I O N

He's a cutie.

Could you even fuck him? Does he have an ass or do you just need to trust it in there?

>Tom calls the hotline
>Janna answers the phone

He's recorded all his episodes for the series by now, but thought maybe they'd call him back in to correct lines or record additional dialogue since the show's still doing post-production on the very last episodes.

Turns out they won't need him to, so he's completely finished all his work for Marco on the show and didn't even know his last recording session was his last. Show's almost over, guys.

It's the Globgor's dicking effect.

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You called it /sveg/ so the mods will delete it. Yea Forums mods' hatred of anything even resembling a "general" topic is pretty obsessive.

you can stick your dick everywhere in his body you like

Aaaaand rip
We have been over this thousands of times, Star vs can't have a general.

404ed
new thread

how is a thread with 400+ replies not a general

Starco Happens in each Day then Gone Baby Bone is Star and Marco breaking things off with Kelly and Tom. The Baby in Gone Baby Gone refers to a a boyfriend/girlfriend not an actual baby. And Sad Teen Hotline is as you say Tom geting agro on Star and Marco.

There was a leak of that episode that showed Tom burning furniture in Marco's house. So i think he is gonn have trouble letting go of Star.

Based Oozu. Thanks fren. Share more shitpost doodles with us!

I understood Gone Baby Gone as one of those pop songs Marco, Tom and Star like so I guess you are right.

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