Fuck Odin
>”Are you Thor, God of Hammers?”
took me longer than it should've to realise Thor wasn't wearing fishnets
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The gold arm looks stupid. It’s like a damn dishwashing glove
Who the fuck uses solid gold dishwashing gloves?
And fuck Marvel.
Are these actual Mjolnir and Stormbreaker?
The short hair is more offensive to me.
Nope
I don't read comics but I'm mad. Fuck Thor.
Nice fucking fishnets God of Thunder Thighs
>Fuck Odin
A theme of the entire Aaron run
Well then again, fuck Marvel.
Are you this dumb or merely pretending to be?
>5 hammers
he sure is the God of Hammers now
Jeee thor your dad lets you have three hammers!
I was subtly hinting at your comparison being a stupid one.
Disappointed?
Holy shit, you really are dumb.
More like fuck Aaron. According to Aaron, Thor can't use weather manipulation without Mjolnir despite the fact that in his previous books written by Aaron, Thor used weather manipulation without Mjolnir. Also claimed the supply of Uru is depleted and the fact that a sun can easily melt and destroy Uru.
Fabulous people do, user, fabulous people.
Odin: Are you Thor, God of Hammers?
Aaron: Hold my beer
What is Loki up to this days? Is he still God of Stories or just villain again?
Marvel approved and published this bullshit, including the whole origin retcon. How long has it been going, 5 years?
Besides, no doubt Amanat had a stinky finger on the whole Whor crap.
he has a 5th hammer up on his ass, doesn't he?
His dad ate him. Lots of gore.
it's very funny how the Jane Foster period made people hate aaron so much when the dick riding on God of Thunder was unbelievable
This shitty event better end with Unlimited Hammer Works
You obviously don't read the comics at all
he just used lightning in todays war of realms issue dumbass
and in unworthy thor among others
would not be the first time mjolnir gets destroyed
lmao I'm catching up on Thor and literally in the most recent #1
That was a dream.
Damn, Thor is dummy thicc
It also broke during his fight with the exectutioner Celestial
I get the impression Aaron just does not like Thor or any of the series mythology at all. But refuses to leave the book at the same time. So he just spitefully alters everything.
Nah, but he did forget that they have made at least 3 other mjolnir copies that were perfect, unbreakable replicas in the past. But now for some reason they are all shit copies that are brittle and kind of shit compared to the original.
Are you an illiterate dumbass? Imitation Mjolnir are still Mjolnirs.
> But now for some reason they are all shit copies that are brittle and kind of shit compared to the original.
they're not Uru, it's a plot point
Thankfully war of the realms is his last Thor story, unfortunately he might be succeeded by Cates.
No it isn't, he said it himself that he will continue in the Thor book, but that his run is soon to be over.
My guess is that Thor will be King with Mjolnir In hand by the end of this event, so Odin Force Thor vs Necro blade Loki will be his last story.
*Forgot to post this image
what
nice fishnets
I don't know what is going on here. I am assuming that is Bill's hammer on the left but who's hammer is in the background?
thunder thighs
Well explaining that right now is quite a mouthful
Heh heh
he could be lying
I think it's the King effect; people love a standout story from a writer but once they see all his tricks, crutches, and habits over and over again it becomes clear they're a one trick pony and it retroactively makes their previous works' flaws all the more glaring. But yeah, I'd expect a more even split of haters and defenders here of not for Whor.
heavenly tits
>user can't count
what is with those girly hammers, is he gonna build a doll house? west thor is pathetic.
I wanna lick em
Original Sin was more than enough, by concept alone.
The only good thing King wrote is Dick Grayson.
Can Thor still use his earth-manipulation Gaea powers?
Nigga Aaron Thor can barely Godblast.
Even if you were a DCfag, ignoring Omega Men makes you wrong