Marvel Team-Up #1 storytime

The colorist seems to be the one doing the heavy lifting here

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since spidy is white and the young hero both female and a minority it´s going to be the first.
can´t have a white male character outshine a sjw character now can we user?

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Did she throw him out of the window?

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Do you want some cheese with that whine?

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Now to the Spidey half of the book.

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'beta' still cracks me up after all these years

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no thanks.
laughing at those low sale numbers is enough for me.
let´s see
>we wuz science and shit
check
>peter parker is an idiot and a loser so that female characters can look good in comparison
check
>peter parker needs help form the sjw character because he himself is incompetent check
>white male characters are all either evil or just bad
check

I liked Bruno more when he fucking hated Kamala's guts

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(You)

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>white male privilege
check
this is really like sjw bingo

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I wonder if they're going to keep this double POV gimmick for the next arcs

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It's also fewer pages to draw so the artist can feel lazier

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And that's it.

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fuck this was bad

this issue remind me of marvel adventures for some reason

Well that was dumb.

Hot.

>Be Khamala on Pete's body
>MJ gives a booty call

What do?

I'm sick of Marvel writing Peter as an incompetent manchild.

>Adulting is hard.

WHO THE FUCK EVEN SAYS THAT?

Remember how he could be a functional adult on JMS's run?

It's also retarded how Parker Industries dying is somehow 100% his fault and a guy that managed to become a billionnaire anf openly did tons of charity with no ulterior motives is somehow the biggest loser ever.

Thwy met before though.

Oh god, it's like a reverse Carolfag.
Get a goddamn life

Not to say I like Marvel making Peter incompetent, but Millenials do say shit like adulting is hard and other simp shit

The pacing was... weird. I blame the artist. This issue felt like someone just put panels next to panels and not like a comic book

>Remember how he could be a functional adult on JMS's run?

I do, and I miss it so much. And it hurts knowing we'll never get anything like it again.

It has to be the Disney influence. We aren't going to get grown mature Peter. It's tween-tier from here on. Even the Punisher book is soft.

The art was fine to me until Jackal.
He looks like shit.

She mentioned it, but he didn't notice

Fucking Disney. They ruin everything.

I'm a little shocked everyone disliked this so much. I thought it was enjoyable

It's just the standard bitching

Putting your hand in hot coffee isn't dangerous enough for Spider-sense?

Kamela should do a team up with Marrow.

Is that the fucking pools closed guy?

And that is how Peter Parker became Barista-man, a super hero with all the proportional strength of a cup of joe.

Has it suddenly turned into Newspaper Spider-man ?

not everybody on Yea Forumsmblr is an white male hating sjw user otherwise sells for comics books wouldn´t be in the toilet

>>we wuz science and shit
user, black peole can be scinetist too, this is never a valid complain.
>>peter parker is an idiot and a loser so that female characters can look good in comparison
Ms Marvel literally look uup to him Do you enjoy being wrong ?
>>peter parker needs help form the sjw character because he himself is incompetent check
actually competent, and it make no differnece if he is helped by a non-sjw or a sjw. and peter getting help is not uncommon.
>>white male characters are all either evil or just bad
the villain is green. Why do you fail so hard ?

>taking the bait
If you want to deepthroat so bad suck a comb

looks like the crowd already dispersed all by itself.

Thanks, OP.

whoaaa what a WACKY turn of events! Just like that 90s movie, FREAKY FRIDAY!

Isn’t warren dead? Whose the jackle?

He's acting more mature in current ASM and Friendly Neighbourhood at least

Dude, Warren's whole schtick is cloning. He's made countless clones of himself over the years. What's one more?

Why do so many of those marvel team up have to end in a freaky friday situation ?

> lifetime's work
> random Z list villain grabs it with 2 supers showing up to get it back
> instantly pushes the self destruct button
is this insurance fraud

Excellent taste, Marrow is so underrated

Is just a cartoon episode

The dialogue wasn't my cup of tea. Peter was awkwardly narrating everything out loud and the attempt to make Khamala and Bruno sound young was embarrassing.

Kamala should get a rogues gallery.

First marvel team up went 150 issues second marvel team up went 100 where the duck is this 187 coming from?

Clone conspiracy killed most of the clones off and that started with Ben reily taking over warrens projects, it just seems weird that one would be out doing something so pedestrian like robbing a science fair

Thinking Warren hasn't hidden more clones elsewhere, away from Ben and others.

>We aren't going to get grown mature Peter.
You don't actually want that.

>WHO THE FUCK EVEN SAYS THAT?
People between the ages of 18 and 35

If Spider-Sense worked on Pete's own bad choices then OMD would've never happened.

That would fit his perpetual poverty way more than spider-powers.

Better a Pete who gets shit done WHILE being shat by everyone than a loser who goes "yeah haha.... i agree guys I suck...." while being shat by everyone including heroes who were supposed to be his friends.

So a Peter you made up in your head to win a culture war?

This has nothing to do with politics, retard, but shit writing.
Please tell me you were just baiting so I can stop talking to you.

couldn´t agree more.
the writers obviously get told to make Peter as pathetic as possible for sjw reasons

>This has nothing to do with politics, retard, but shit writing.
not that user but it is totally for politics why do you think only white male characters get treated like that. women or black characters never get written like that

>First marvel team up went 150 issues
Correct
>second marvel team up went 100
Wut. You have to take into consideration the actual book named "Marvel Team-up". So vol 2 is the one that launched during Heroes Reborn (got to #11) and then there was the Kirkman volume that got to #25. It's accurate.

>including heroes who were supposed to be his friends.
Do they even remember who he is? Felicia didn't up until a couple months ago. The F4 does but they're pretty absent most of the time these days.

I just remember an run of team up ending in the 90s with spider man and the x men and I could’ve sworn that run ended with 100

I like Ms Marvel, I just wish her powers weren't ripped from Mr Fantastic

This art is shit

It was dumb fun, it's not great, but is enjoyable.
At this point is just the standard hoard of haters that Kamala attracts, just look at how many "SJW" and "white male" are tossed around the storytime

She has different powers, since when can reed shrink?

Her shapeshifting is greater than Reed's. It's just lazy writers that gimp her and reduce her to giant hands and occasional shrinking.

>second marvel team up went 100
Are you thinking of Marvel Two In One?

Nvm I’m thinking of issue 150 of the first run

they also elected Kingpin mayor of NYC.

Non-Hero people in the Marvel universe are borderline retarded.

Will they see each other naked because if not there was no point to switch bodies.

I mean, even before revealing his identity to all fellow a-listers they still at least respected him instead of being "yeah we barely put up with you"

See his very few team ups with Thor

Spider-verse proves I want that even more

Did you actually read comics before the 2010's? is correct and it was starting in the late 00's, long before your dumb culture war.

>Peter wears ties all through high school, often during college, and grad school, and then regularly as an adult (teacher, CEO).
>Now needs Randy to give him pointers on how to tie a tie.

>Pathetic people between the ages of 18 and 35

Fixed.

Kamala is too young and it's definitely not in the writers' interests to go through the typical cliches of bodyswapping episodes like "wow vaginas are so high maintenance, being a woman is hard...." and "being a man is not as simple and full of freedom as I thought..."

She will probably freak out and beg Peter to hold it in if he wants to use the bathroom and they'll be back to normal before the end of the day, making any possible interesting scenario impossible to happen, besides the obvious "young and adult freedom and responsibilities" aesop they hammered through the whole issue.
Kamala seems like a nice girl so it could be cool flr her to see how Lete's life is and vice versa and they become good friends.

Pete could always just shapeshift Kamala a dong as not to invade her privacy

Spider-verse ruined Peter Parker. Gwen doesn't even acknowledge him.

i think that level of shapeshifting was retconned when ONE guy complained about "muh first muslim hero shapeshifting into a couch" or something

She’s just a flat out shapeshifter. The stretching is an artistic crutch.

And also a writers' crutch.

Good god someone complained about that?
Also I’m pretty sure she can grow extra fingers, so a penis isn’t really that out there.

I think you probably need to distance yourself from this fictional character. Also, you must accept that he's the Charlie Brown of the Super-Hero set.

>Open google
>How to insert the Peen in five easy steps

I hate that they used Jackal in this. It also feels cliche af -- bodyswap is old and busted -- unless this is for forever, and the consequences have to be explored, but no chance of that.

Also, could all the /po/-tards self-deport BACK TO YOUR GODDAMNED CONTAINMENT BOARD? LIKE, NOW AND FOREVER?

It’s cute fluff. People who care about politics are 100% fags.

Freaky Friday was a 70s movie. The remake was an Oughties movie.

Unless you're just being retarded on purpose, in that case never mind.

Eve > Al

Why is Pete so pale in this? He looks like a vampire from a teen romance book.

/pol/ isn't the containment board, Yea Forums is. /pol/ applies to everything and belongs everywhere while Yea Forums is where we keep the comics weirdos and tumblr. An oldfag told me this so it must be true.

>I hate that they used Jackal in this.

I freely admit I don't remember the ending to Clone Conspiracy that well, but didn't Ben kill him?

Either he faked his death with yet another clone, or the real one is dead and this one's a clone.

Oldfag here. /pol/ was supposed to be ironic just like when we say we want to become little girls or feminine cocks are a thing and aren't gay, but you new retards are too dumb to realize it.

>that last panel
Oh Bruno, that sweater is too Feddy Kruger to be holding hands

What if the only solution to swapping bodies back is them having sex?
Kamala in Pete's body has to ejaculate her mind inside Pete in Kamala's body as he queefs his mind back into his skin.

And Ultimate Spider-Man. The comic book that is where Jean Grey in a dickish twist switched Peter's and Logan's minds.

The animated show also had this twice. The 2nd one was with the Hulk.

Well obviously we jack off

Why does everyone want to be on Spider-Man's skin? I know he's based, but come on.

Does it matter modern spider man has been turned into a complete cuck

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Based

Yes grampa everything in the Oughts was supposed to be ironic, until it suddenly wasn't anymore because someone had to inherit your ironic world and there was no sincerity left to use as an intellectual foundation. You only have yourself to blame.

This is gonna be cute?

>Does it matter modern spider man has been turned into a complete cuck
Not anymore, Spencer's run is great. He is fixing most of SLott's mess. Start with issue 801.

Im happy to hear that, I never understood how they could turn someone like Spidey into a little bitch. The nigga didn't even take smack from the avengers and was able to fight them to a stand still...

shut up

Never claimed I liked the ironic direction we headed. Just telling you tne truth.

Good to see the worthless wyte male will be made to see the superiority of womyn and Islam!

>that one pornographic short story about the guy getting transformed into a woman is Saudi Arabia before being raped
Oh.
Oh no no no.

this female black scientist/engineer stereotype is fucking terrible

white sjws seriously lack talent and never see poc as an individual. fuck them.

There happens to be intelligent black people who are scientists or engineers.
One of my best friends from school is an engineer and she is better than me at math and she is black.

>waited 10 minutes to bitch more about the sjw boogeyman
Everyone can tell it's you when you type the exact same way every time you phoneposter

No, that was the new Spider-man cartoon.

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>Peter doesn't know how to put on a tie

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are you a white liberal? that shit doesnt matter. it goes for every race. what im saying is this black female shit has already become fucking uninspired stereotype in modern geek media driven by white liberals. you do realise this treatment is the same as token characters in the past. they dont have individuality, just have some high status job and an uniform decent appearance.

this stereotype trash also appears in one of the latest games called wolfenstein youngblood which is apparently the same sjw juvenile shit as modern western comics.

youtube.com/watch?v=SNpgKytPcc4

...Did the 616 universe just reach the Singularity? Anyone can now download their brain into a computer or android.

Red Room had a dude that could remotely download memories from people and upload them into their clones.

He was just a bitter incel back then I 'm glad he got himself back on the right path

>WHO THE FUCK EVEN SAYS THAT?
People my age, all the time. It's frustrating.

>complaining that wolfenstein, 'shoot mecha-hitler in the face' the franchise, is a juvenile liberal fantasy
do you also complain when your spices are spicy?

Not him but The New Colossus was garbage.

spidro mang

Well we all know this incredible machine will be conveniently ignored after this arc is over

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He does he’s just getting shit from his roommate. Reread the page he isn’t grateful.

I dunno... I like this but I hate it at the same time?

In one book her mother is looks like old grandma, in other one she is looks like Kamala in her 30s, other portrait her again like Kamala but now with gray hair.
It keep bothering me

>The colorist seems to be the one doing the heavy lifting here
I think that maybe it

Why does the Jackal never threaten to reveal his secret identity?

Isn’t hate how people show love?

Honestly though some of you fucks need to stop trying to live through peter and get a life of your own. I’ve seen grown single men literally cry about the break up with mj because they identified with as him and it’s really depressing.

>eve ewing
no thanks

>thanks, roomie
>adulting

Imagine writing five pages of people standing around exchanging insipid exposition-through-dialogue about a speech introducing another speech and thinking "my job here is done."

>implying Yea Forums buys comics at all

Ah yes, we're back at pretending 4 black females in the entirety of vydia can consitute a cliché.

not OP, but if you look at the recently created characters who've gotten a lot of push, it does seem like a disproportionate number of them are black female scientists.

Does it? Where are the numbers? Seems just as dumb and unreasearched as assuming most movies don't pass the Bechdel test because Bechdel was pissed that Rambo exists.
And how is Dr. Rozario "getting a lot of push"?

Ironheart, Bendis's new character Naomi (though she might be more of a journalist, I can't tell), Shuri, and all the other characters associated with Black Panther. You might be right, maybe it's just cognitive bias, but the term "afro-futurism" has sprung up lately in relation to pop culture for a reason. Anyway, if it is a cliche, I don't necessarily think it's the worst thing one in the world or anything.

Afro-futurism both as a concept and a word dates back quite a bit before the SJW boogeytranswomen.

It's 5th redesign already

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Did they age the mom? Why did they age te mom?

Also, Kamala is cute. CUTE!

>laughing at those low sale numbers is enough for me.
Everyone buys digital now you retard

It will be really weird day for Peter

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But will he enjoy it?

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He will reunite with his ex gf, so definitely

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Peter is going to do haram thing with her body, and there's nothing she can do about it

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Kamala is going to have fun with MJ and Felicia

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So what will Kamala's reaction to Pete's dick be?

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Disappointement

>Peter, come ON! When are we EVER going to have another chance like this?!

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Right, but you honestly haven't noticed a surge in its use within the comic book sphere?

I feel like referring to it as the SJW boogeyman makes it more polarizing than it has to be. A person can notice a trend without freaking the fuck out about it.

Kamala seems honestly pretty cute. Even though her "btw I just played videogames all night lol" is a bit much.

Isn't she one of the few if not the only diversity legacy cnaracter that managed to pull through? Should I check her book?

I know I'm supposed to focus on her ass and pussy but where is Miles' web coming from? Definitely not his wrist

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I'd recommend her book the first couple of volumes are great but it starts becoming slog around civil war 2,

Hopefully new the run turns out great,

She’s quite endearing in her own right. Definitely one of the best characters to come out of the 2010’s. She hasn’t really had a bad run yet, but she doesn’t have anything truly fantastic to her name either.

Also, saying this is someone who only got into the hobby recently, I barely see her as a legacy character. Kamala has nothing to do with Carol and that’s for the best.

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>Isn't she one of the few if not the only diversity legacy cnaracter that managed to pull through?
Yes
>Should I check her book?
It's a comfy book orbiting around a coming of age story about a young teen(who happens to be a female muslim) getting superpowers and trying to figure out how to be a superhero, if you like that sort of thing go ahead.
If you only like biblical fights with the end of the earth at stake then don't bother, i think the strongest villain she fights is the shocker.

>I'VE COME FOR KAMALA'S CUNT

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You can do it, Phoenixclops!

>Scott did absolutely nothing with the Phoenix

>I'VE ARRIVED FOR SCOTT'S COCK

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I ship it

>Peter should be working with heroes his own age and should be more professional as a famously known hero for once
>Peter is such a unorderly, self destructive adult, Kamala is better off with The Thing

>Peter is now broken up with mj
>Still fucking getting shit on by fucking c list heroes

Spencer sucks.

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Genis Kamala > Phoenix Kamala

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Funny how it took Slott leaving the book for Peter to act like an actual adult.

This. Kamala already has a more fitting form of omnipotency, and I think they added her time/space mass-transferring ability as a tease for it.

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>Peter is now broken up with mj

What are you talking about?

Goddamn does Pete cum that much?

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Spider-Spunk is powerful stuff

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source?

End of the Marvel Universe kills Deadpool, he was covered in something that made everyone vomit around him

thanks user

You’re welcome

But who is her best villain? Who is her Joker? Squirrel Girl would be the ultimate opponent if she went bad

So far, only the original bird-head Inventor, which isn't really much.

She also has that ginger girl who also idolized captain marvel and that blonde guy who used to be her schoolmate.

They're mooks, not villains.

>Kamala had a huge tit day
I love this character

Why would Peter not remember them meeting before? It was first issue of Spiderverse wasn't it? Has he had amnesia since then?

He really doesn't care at the moment to remember.

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Ribs!

Shocker

Mary Jane is the Centerpied guy, but she doesn't remember it since it's a split personality. Possibly by Mephisto just to fuck with Peter after what happened during the Spider-Man/Deadpool comic with Itsy Bitsy

No. He was written completely out-of-character in that story, all because Wilson fell for the meme that Shocker is an incompetent moron.

Dude. Shocker was completely in character since Spencer's Superior Foes. He was not a bad adversary for Kamala

Shocker NEVER wants to aspire to greater villain status, because he knows it just makes him a bigger target for more superheroes (especially the ones who kill), something Wilson failed to realize. Plus he would have vaporized Kamala in two seconds if he was truly acting competent.

Wow you never let anything fun to happen if that's your behaviour

Arcade would be something to consider. And Kamala is a gamer

Whatever. Shocker had no business messing with Kamala, period.

t.bitch