Why are most of Spongebob's family members cookies and not sponges?
Why are most of Spongebob's family members cookies and not sponges?
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Even as a kid I knew they were simply different colored and different shaped sponges, fuck off.
>in the old episodes, Spongebob's parents loved him unconditionally
>in the new episodes, they're annoyed by him much like Squidward is
They are in the newer episodes? I thought they were written out of the show.
>in the old episodes, Spongebob was lovable and squidward was just a grump who hated his enthusiasm for life
>in the new episodes, squidward and everyone else are completely justified in hating him
>Grandma Bruce Willis is my favorite bedtime hero
His parents are annoyed by the fact he is a millenial who is working a dead end job as a bachelor, still doesn't have his license, might be gay, and has an "eccentric, child like personality"?
If so it does hit pretty close to home.
>Spongebob, your mother's a nice lady, but your grandmother's a whore.
SpongeBob is a kitchen sponge, but his family are real undersea sponges.
It's evolution, baby.
I miss episodes where he'd get genuinely mad when someone takes advantage of him it helped balance his personality
I had never thought about it that way.
>And she sucked my dick until I saw her teeth in my butthole.
He's adopted?
Dude the nigga is fifty years old
Nope. Truth or Square showed him as a fetus in Mrs. Squarepant’s belly.
It's a DNA thing, you just gotta look at his grandpa
There's a video all about this
youtube.com
Spongebob is a square peg in a round hole.
I can't tell bait from actual retardation anymore
>How many teeth?
>CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!