"Oh Gary, I want you all to myself, but ALSO I want to keep fucking other people. We'll talk about it later."

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This video will explain everything

Narrator girl's voice is peak ASMR, is there any more of her?

I'm kinda salty about this, I couldn't care less about Peggy. I always wanted Gary to end up with either Zii or Dillon, but it is what it is...

Isn't Gary more likely to fuck other people though? He gets invited to have sex with multiple people and he rarely says no.

Is this supposed to sound like gibberish or are you saying the drag queen reading to a bunch of inbred toddlers is the end of the world?

Literally just look around you, man.

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Gary doesn't have sex, people do sex to him.

People only want him for his tongue swirly-twirl.

The "Slippery Slope" wasn't real you people said. And yet here we are. Give them an inch, and they take a mile. Now, the world is just a dark alleyway. The scum is rising from the sewers. We're drowning in the filth but people like you are pretending that everything's okay. Everything is fine. Everything is just dandy. We're headed either for an implosion, or for a fall into the abyss; never to get out again.

you have no excuse to write like this if you're above the age of 15

Also he gives great grapefruit.

Fuck you Shitlord; check your Ageism. I'm TransAgeual. I identify as an 18 YO, in the mind of a 50 YO, in the body of a 22 YO.

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What exactly is wrong with an open relationship?

Yea Forums still cares about this tire fire?

It's ending soon. We're just waiting to see how badly they screw the pooch.

Given that Gary didn't fuck Zii, pretty badly.

Jeezus fuck.
First, I'll be surprised if Gary actually ends up with Peggy - Giz seems quite blatantly to be setting her up as someone who, while genuinely caring and not terrible, lives a lifestyle that's just not right for Gary.
Second, see a shrink before you hurt someone, yourself included.

Nothings wrong except most of the time they dont work. Not sure about this comic (cause I dont have broader context) but a lot of these comics you see with the "I love you but imma bang other people too" tries to make it seem like the norm when most people do not function this way. A few people do, but most people dont.

Guy seems like a weak person if hes like "yeah I'm totally ok with you banging other guys so long as you love me!" Just my pov.

It's not a relationship then.

>Gary didn't fuck Zii
What a giant waste of time.

He was down to. He even offered to show her why he had bitches lining up at his bedroom door. She decided he was too much like a little brother and couldn't see him like that.

They are a meme.
They rarely work and almost all of them end in tragedy or with one of them being miserable.

Lol. Truly a real waste of time.

It's a crutch and an excuse to note have accountability, not a relationship.

Yup. Dude went down on every female member of the cast except Zii and his landlord. DiDi's the only woman he couldn't get off, and that's after several hours of effort on his part.

Ew, whatever your a woman or a man, fucking shave if you have that much hair, it's nasty.

I've seen open relationships tried a couple times by friends. They've worked maybe once. And I say maybe because there haven't been any problems YET.
Of course, most of the monogamous relationships I've seen have failed, so maybe people are just shitty at relationships.

I dont get it. Men like to have sex with other wiomen and men. Why is a partnership talking about how they feel and what it is that they want and expect from each other degenerat? Just because a women brought it up?

>Fuck Grammar.

More like
>Giz: I want to keep writing you and your friends, Gary. But my advertisers are being greedy cheap puritans and I need to actually get paid for a living. So I am wrapping this all up as quickly as possible.

She announced a year ago that she was ending the series back in fucking January.

And then she spent months on that stupid fucking wrestling plot with DiDi.

I'm transfinancial. I was born poor but I identity as a rich person. Everyone give me all your money so I can enable my fantasies or you're all filthy bigots.

It shows a lack of commitment, responsibility, and a willingness to forego most forms of trust-building in favor of subjective pleasure seeking that has no endgame.

You're more than willing to justify what's effectively drug abuse in sexual format and ignore your biology, but just remember that menopause happens, men get frail, children are your only means of providing human context to your legacy, and dogs are not a viable replacement for kids because they can't speak, own property, or live past 20.

Men who ignore this and decide they want to fuck women without commitment (or worse, go full incel and watch porn all the time) are just as unfortunate.

They're allowed to choose not to pursue a family as a life goal, but just know that there's a time limit. You best make up your mind, especially since no one in their right mind who wants kids would also want the complexity of maintaining a polyamorous relationship.

So yeah, besides kids, there's honestly nothing "wrong" with them, but don't act like it's not a chase for dopamine highs when that's literally all you get out of it. And don't give me the "love" excuse either - building long-lasting and deep trust with someone is extremely emotionally demanding. You're fooling yourself if you feel like you can love and trust people equally in a polyamorous relationship. Humans inherently play favorites and categorize. Someone is going to be getting more attention and trust that the other parties, and nothing thinking that is hopelessly naive.

Now that that's out if the way, this is why the comic is shit.

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the point is that the world is going completely backwards. Things that used to be biological facts and societal constants have been turned on their heads.

Kiley and the Tiddy Monster was the kino pairing

Kiley deserves better.

DiDi's the absolute fucking worst.

>making a family in the current world
yeah because raising a groateater to suffer in a world doomed by boomers and unsalvaged by our generation sounds like something ethically sound
fuck humanity, let's just all die this century

First off sex is not intimacy. You can be intimate without sex and have sex without intimacy.

Next off, casual sex is not comparable to a drug addiction unless the individual is engaging in sexual activity that is negatively impacting other parts of ones life. I can enjoy a casual blowjob and a casual bong rip and not be an unsafe dopamine suckling degenerate. Having an "endgame" isn't really the point, its just a healthy natural way to burn of stress and energy.

If only it was that easy...

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There is no such thing as an Open relationship, because a relationship implies a bond of intimacy that cannot exist when you're being railed by other people on the regular.

>Sex is not intimacy

Literally the most Intimate thing in the human experience mate, and if you have lost that you're either not getting sex or you're some vapid whore who has used themselves out of real human emotional bonds.

You can always start with yourself degenerate.

I want to be a trans goblin.

then you are my diminutive friend. congrats on your transition!

you're disgusting

>Goblin
>Not a Joblin

You are the kind of person who makes us all look bad Snikrot.

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HISS

If sex is not intimate, you are either a literal whore or probably a sociopath.

Same kinda shrinks who make kids cut off their peckers? Hell no. Anons more sane than all of you.

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>reading comprehension
Let me give you some examples. If I am holding my partners hand, looking into their eyes, listening to how their day is going and how they feel; thats intimacy. You can be intimate with your friends and family without it ever being even remotely sexual. Likewise if I want to fish around tinder for thots or find a prostitute on the corner just looking to bust a nut; thats just sex without any intimacy. Now I wouldn't call the later half responsible or healthy for most (if any) individuals but it absolutely can and does happen. Not all sex is intimate, not all intimacy is sex.

No you.

>i can't get laid because of jewish conspiracy

Meanwhile, in reality

*honk* *honk*

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Based and redpilled.

why did he kill the doomer?

>screenshot of some non-site
>reality
try again

>I'm gonna live in denial lalalala I can't see it :^)

*honk* *honk*

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Because clowns are scary

>fake news site poster
>screeching about "denial"
besides, you not getting laid has nothing to do with sweden, it has everything to do with how much garbage (you) are

So it's just lolrandum joke?

>he doesn't sexually torture randoms on fetlife with his loving switch wife
Not gunna make it desu

>literally had a movie about scary clowns in 2017
>"so it's just randumb?"

Yeah, sure. Faggot.

>horrible thing happens to child
>"REE YOU'RE A FAKER YOU FUCKING INCEL VIRGIN CREEP"

lol. Kys.

>I've seen open relationships tried a couple times by friends. They've worked maybe once. And I say maybe because there haven't been any problems YET.
Got a friend who's deep in open relationship, and they're a nervous wreck. I also haven't seen them in ages because they're so busy juggling work and dating AND their significant other.

>Of course, most of the monogamous relationships I've seen have failed, so maybe people are just shitty at relationships.
There is this too. Fuck me, people can be absolute neanderthals when it comes to relationships. Myself included.

>Muslims causing horrific problems worldwide
>somehow this is a Jewish conspiracy and not a Muslim conspiracy

>you're not getting laid reeeeee my front hole is the only value I have reeeee

lol

*honk* *honk*

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What a waste of time. I seriously hope you don't do this. You could be spending your time doing so much more meaningful things.

Well if you had deductive reasoning you'd come to ask the question 'who is bringing in all of these people?'

Read up on findom

Hrm, no doubt it's the group most targeted by them! The very group who's their first victims in any country they move to in large numbers! Makes perfect sense.

Wow, you must be a big hit with the ladies *rolls eyes*

It should have been Kiley. No one has any investment in buttfucker nor should they.

Used to think this way, then I grew up. Sex and intimacy are pretty closely linked. If you're the type of person who can have sex without any intimacy all the time, you're probably a sociopath.

Casual sex, btw, can be fun but its ultimately fast food. Fills you up in the moment, leaves fat hungry and depressed long term. Its great to scratch that itch but you'll almost never scratch it good enough with casual sex cause your outlook is pretty much "I can always find more" and you end up devaluing it. Which in turn makes you try to look for more to get back that thrill, etc etc.

As for the comic, if the lady is saying "we'll talk about sex" but she 'loves' him, shes essentially lowkey saying "I'm not into you all that much physically but you can be an emotional support for me when I need it. Oh and if someone hotter comes along and is just as supportive, you're ass out of luck." Its like being their emotional dildo. Use you and put you in a drawer when she dont need you. It's not good for most relationships.

>I can enjoy a casual blowjob and a casual bong rip
I assume that you're the one sucking the pipe in both cases

>The very group who's their first victims in any country they move to in large numbers!

You mean Christians?

Even what you would describe as "sex without intimacy" is intimate, retard. The idea that there can be such a thing as sex without it simply doesn't fly. Even with a prostitute, and in fact that's part of why johns get shamed: The assumption is they're paying for intimacy that they cannot get on their own.

>All these plebbitors unironically defending open "relationships"

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Funny enough, I am, but I don't pursue them. I have bigger fish to fry, and the last relationship I was in lasted 4 years before ultimately collapsing. I'm in the best shape of my life, I'm back in school, and I literally can't walk ten feet or open my mouth without some girl 5 years younger than me wanting to jump on my dick.

Granted, I'm also pretty handsome, which helps a little as well. I just don't want to do anything casual anymore. I had my fill of it, and it left me with existential dread.

How about you? Are you "a big hit with the ladies"? Are you so weak-willed and lacking in trajectory that you derive all life meaning out of belt notches? Sorry. I want a house, wife, and kids by the time I'm 35. Who are you to say that's wrong?

By the way, another point: do you jump the same mental gymnastics when you defend asexuals? I know that's a bit of an assumption, but I think it's safe to think that you might stand with LGBT groups, right? Are asexuals, especially male asexuals, "a big hit with the ladies"? Does it fucking matter? Have you looked in a mirror this morning?

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That top surgery is really awkward looking

>I'm transfinancial

All poor people identify as this

>*rolls eyes*
cringe

I unironically found a post about a week back, about a guy detailing his cuckoldry relationship with his wife. He said the jealousy he gets from watching her get fucked by someone else, plus her satisfaction from fucking a bull, leads to them fucking like rabbits later. These people are sick. Yea Forumsmblr's real user. This place is not worth it anymore.

God forbid two consenting adults seek pleasure in ways that work for them

Why is this board so fucking full of mormons?

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So, this entire post begs the question: why would you have sex just to have sex? For stress relief? For "a good time"? Are these not the exact same reasons people give when describing alcohol or some other habit forming substance?

>If I am holding my partner's hand, looking into their eyes, listening to how their day is going and how they feel; that's intimacy

You have no concept of actual intimacy. Intimacy requires vulnerability. Intimacy is trusting your partner to not cheat or violate your trust while you're away for several months and them trusting you to not do the same. Intimacy is staying with your partner even when they've been diagnosed with a terminal illness. Intimacy is sharing your deepest, most depraved and dreaded life experiences and memories with them and having them not judge you and keep your secrets private and with dignity. Intimacy is making plans for the future that the world doesn't have to know about on social media. Intimacy involves sticking around when shit gets immediately and devastatingly real (sudden disability or discovery of infertility to name a few.) That's real intimacy. If you sincerely believe that a lifelong relationship is nothing but dining room table conversations about how your partner's boss is an asshole, you need to live your damn life more.

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It makes you a cuck.

If your life is all about momentary pleasure, then you're far more empty than you think. You can deny it, you can run from it, you can throw your slurs and scream your labels, but it won't make the rational people accept you; let alone congratulate you. You're garbage, and you know it.
>b-but I'm not harming anyone you prudish shitlord
Sure. The guy getting fatter and fatter because he enjoys burgers isn't harming anyone either. The druggie shooting up heroin isn't harming anyone. None of them harm anyone but themselves. In the long run however, well... You can do whatever you want; just don't expect me to applaud it. The sane and few always prevailed over the deranged and many. The time will come when all this madness will end. Until then, find joy in your meaningless and degenerate existence.

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Honk honk

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That is not the right image.

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The salt in the wound is that these people have the audacity to call what they do "progressive".
It's only "progressive" in a way similar to untreated cancer.

>Mormons
Actually it sounds like they're against polygamy.

>itt: people who have been in 0-2 relationships think they are expert anthropologists

>arguing with holes
kinda rich coming from a tranny

You'd be amazed how much 1 to 2 people can teach you about yourself and what you want out of life if you stick around long enough.

I've been around Liberals, Commies, Tankies, Marxists and the like my whole life. They're the worst scum on the planet. No goals, no desire for self-improvement, no beliefs; just instant satisfaction and a holier-than-thou attitude rooted in the conviction that they're "good" people.

Nope, that's not the group who's the victim of the majority of Muslim hate crime.

Is that from the newest Ace Attorney? How much porn does she have?

>understanding how to make a relationship last a long time requires getting into a lot of small, short lived relationships
Weapons-grade stupidity.

>Of course, most of the monogamous relationships I've seen have failed, so maybe people are just shitty at relationships.
That's what gets me about poly relationships. It's hard as fuck to handle one romantic relationship, so good luck trying to handle four.

Being poly actually requires quite a bit of accountability.

It takes even more commitment. I don't understand this idea that poly relationships are just wild fuck fests with no accountability. You're still in a relationship with someone. My wife and I have been poly, and you have to communicate way more and trust way more.

>My wife has been fucking niggers while I try and fail to get laid

>>>/reddit/

>unironically being a cuck
What was even the point of getting married, then?

To share my life with the woman I love...? We just view love and sex differently than the norm.

>I'm sharing a board with literal cucks
It's time to leave this shithole.

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Why do you all assume it's one way?

Like seriously, just because we're poly doesn't mean I'm a fucking cuck. I've fucked other chicks too.

They can't imagine having more than a single female willing to put up with them

Jesus fucking Christ everyone one in this comic is a horrible human being. NO one in this comic is realistically decent.

kek
So not only are you a cuck, but you're a cuck that is going to lose half your shit in alimony payments the second she finds someone better and goes on a trial dicking.
That's pretty great. The next time I make some horrible mistake, I'll feel better knowing that I will never fuck up as badly as you have.

Even if you cuck your wife, you're still getting cucked by her.
I hope you imbeciles aren't having any kids. lease tell me you've been sterilized like the dogs that you wish you were decent enough to be.

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Wow you guys are insecure. Ima go enjoy my awesome sex life, later losers.

>Why do you all assume it's one way?
You can't even satisfy your wife. And given:
>I've fucked other chicks too.
Not "am fucking other chicks", but "have, at some point, in the past, gotten a pity fuck from someone" speaks volumes.

Based and dopepilled.

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That's basically "friends with benefits" with a safer sounding name.

Enjoy paying for your wife's bastards.

Sounds about right.

Nah. A male who uses the term "open relationship" is a cuck. A female who uses the term "open relationship" is a slut.
I've dated multiple women at the same time, but sure as hell didn't call it "AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP" like a cuck, and sure as hell wasn't retarded enough to actually marry one of them.

So what? I'm also against it but I don't live my life as a moralizing faggot because what other people do with their relationships is their business.

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Not with your wife you're not

>he doesn't dab on cucks
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem with our modern clown world.

>Ima go enjoy my awesome sex life

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I can taste the sour grapes from here.

>he's """""""dabbing""""""" on cucks behind 7 proxies and a computer screen
you sure are making a difference user

ty

The only thing sour here is the stale bull semen on your wife's lips.

You got us, dude, we're totally jealous that your WIFE is getting gangbanged by AIDS-ridden minorities, while you post on Yea Forumsmblr.

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>have kids goy you serve no other purpose
why are there so many of you cunts here nowadays

Kek

You act like (((they))) haven't been pushing population control and contraception since the 1920's.

Only for you cutie ;^)

I love when they start projecting, you can tell they're doubting what their life has become

>too
Oh dear, he's full "wife's son".

I've got some bad news, user

>married
>poly
Better hope you signed a prenup

>poorly disguised /pol/faggot thread

>seething discord tranny

>l-later incels! I'm gonna go f-fuck my wife... if she doesn't have another date tonight... maybe I'll just go to Applebees, see if i find any... hot chicks.... cause I'm allowed to do that....

you worthless sack of dog shit disease

Yes, user. We're so jealous that our significant others aren't getting plowed by strangers. You're living the dream.

No problem.

>I'm ready...not to "settle," but to settle down.
She is literally admitting that she just wants to use him as an emotional tampon. I wonder if the author thought this sounded romantic.

The author is probably so desperate he has little choice.

>what other people do with their relationships is their business.
Want to know why every significant civilization coming into the modern age had a strong marriage tradition, either monogamous or polygynous? The ones that didn't, fell apart. They either collapsed and went extinct, or they became weak and wallowed in irrelevance.

Liberalism is the cancer that grows in empires and kills them. This stuff isn't new. It happened to ancient empires, too. Society grows too large, encompasses too many peoples with unaligned values, stops feeling like a team effort. The feeling spreads that nothing really matters, that if you care about the rules that built your society, you're just being stupid or mean, not advanced enough to move beyond them like the cool kids.

For a woman to be attached to one and only one man is basically the only way to get children raised properly. Being unwed has to be humiliating for women, and having sex outside of marriage has to be shameful, bordering on criminal, along with any form of birth control or abortion. Why is this important? Because otherwise your civilization gets enfeebled by disease, outbred, and swarmed by its rivals.

At this point you might say, "But what about overpopulation?" If responsible, thoughtful people (or societies, collectively) restrict their reproduction, they will be less represented in the next generation compared to irresponsible or thoughtless people and societies, and if they persist, they will be hopelessly outnumbered and die out. You can't cheat nature, you have to compete. Choosing not to fight is choosing to lose. Having everyone else not fight isn't an option on the menu.

Sex is not entertainment. It's the act which initiates life. It's the single most important thing we do.

Are you dense? To "settle" means to lower your standards to meet what's available. To "settle down" is to commit to a relationship for life (and normally, have kids together).

Comparison between modern civilizations and ancient civilizations with no effort made to acknowledge the fundamental differences introduced by an exponential increase in technology is moronic at best and purposefully misleading at worst.

There is a link between successful civilizations from the last few centuries and strong marriage traditions, but it is primarilly a result of the ease of control of the populations that strict religious adherence brings. These traditions are just common after-effects of those systems, not the cause of those societies successes. And it is no coincidence that they are breaking down now in the face of increased access to wider knowledge bases.

Poly is great.
Your irrational responses to it are indicative of your own pathetic insecurites.

So it's implied that she wants to be in a relationship because he does shit for her to make her feel better emotionally, but she also leaves in the possibility of wanting to fuck other people. How does that not make him an emotional tampon?

>Comparison between modern civilizations and ancient civilizations with no effort made to acknowledge the fundamental differences introduced by an exponential increase in technology is moronic at best and purposefully misleading at worst.
Because on a biological level, it doesn't mean shit. Sure, we've got smartphones now, but it's not like human nature has evolved to become radically different in what amounts to the blink of an eye in terms of history.

Why is it great?

In the real world the blonde haired dude still wouldn't get a GF from being a nice person.

The actual secret behind shit like "pick up artists" isn't that they're assholes; it's that they just hit on tons of different women, and don't give a shit about rejection.
Even if you're a hideous monstrosity that only 1% of women would sleep with, if you hit on 100 women, statistically, you're going to get laid that night.
Even if you're a decent looking guy who say, maybe 80% of women would sleep with, you're not getting laid if you don't hit on anyone. That's the "incel" problem in a nutshell.

>My wife and I have been poly
YOUR '''''WIFE''''' TRICKED YOU INTO KEKHOLDING
HOOOO-LEEEEE SHIIIIIIIIT

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>no effort made to acknowledge the fundamental differences introduced by an exponential increase in technology is moronic at best and purposefully misleading at worst.
The situation leading into the decadent stage of every empire looks different from its beginnings. If anything, today's technology makes strategic reproduction more important than it's ever been, because it's so easy to get food that even the children of the most useless incompetents don't starve.

Look at which populations are growing, and which aren't. Look at which countries people are overflowing from, and which countries they're spilling into. And are they gaining power over the populations that aren't increasing? Well, they're migrating into countries organized as democracies. They won't even have to raise a fist in anger to take over. It'll literally come down to counting.

Look at the life outcomes of single-parent children and children of broken homes. Think kids get a good start without a stable household including both parents?

>There is a link between successful civilizations from the last few centuries and strong marriage traditions, but it is primarilly a result of the ease of control of the populations that strict religious adherence brings.
So where'd you go to school? People rarely come by this level of stupid without being conditioned into it.

There have been religions that were strictly adhered to, that didn't call for any kind of marriage. The society they host usually didn't amount to much. People have tried everything, have committed to every social system you can imagine, and rode it to glory or to its bitter end. In each case, it got judged ruthlessly by reality.

youtube.com/watch?v=Po4adxJxqZk

Who actually buys this garbage?

Also why the hell are Udon bringing it over, I thought they just do weeb comics and videogame artbooks

Open relationship is a nice-sounding way of saying "I don't love you but I want you to keep spending money on me".

>asshole gets to date pinkie pie
what the fuck im an asshole now

>actual, unironical cuckolds in the thread
I have no words to express my disgust
westerners have no culture anymore

I guess it worked out for guys like Anthony Burch, huh

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Ooo, that's a good one.
Wish they had like buttons on mobile.

I think Anthony Burch is the guy in this tread.

Didn't he push her to it? What makes it even worse was that he was trying to make himself bi since no other woman wanted to be him. He then started to complain that the gays only wanted to fuck.

At least the cuck gets laid, can't say the same for /r9k/.

>At least the cuck gets laid
I doubt it.
The cuck is in an """open relationship""" because his own wife doesn't want to have sex with him, and instead wants to have sex with other people.
I don't know what his problem is (aside from being a cuck), but whatever is causing his wife to seek out dickings from literally anyone else means that he's not getting laid from anyone else either.

A relationship is the definitive case of a bad one being worse than not having one at all. If you treat pussy as the be-all end-all goal of life you'll either end up in a toxic relationship or go full Elliot Rodger. Sure, the guys in this thread may have sex, but at what cost? WHAT COST?

Have you slept with a lot of side bitches?

Yeah, he reconnected with some high-school gf and wanted to fuck her. Thing is, he was married by this point, so he gave his wife an ultimatum in that he'd leave her if she didn't agree to an open marriage. The tl;dr is that said high-school gf was disgusted when she found out and left his ass, while his wife ended up dating some normal guy who she ended up leaving Burch for taking his Wii U with her.

She's happily married to the guy now with a little girl. Burch meanwhile is married to a morbidly obese woman and got fired after he was #MeToo'd internally at Riot.

>at least the cuck gets laid
even gay men rejected Anthony Burch, so I doubt that

>Have you slept with a lot of side bitches?
Unironically, take a guess.
If your own wife doesn't even want to fuck you, why would anyone else?

Honestly after seeing the "wedding" they had, I doubt he was taking their marriage seriously. It's nice that she was able to cleanly jump shit.

DON'T SKIMP ON THE PRODUCTION VALUES
youtube.com/watch?v=8MgDVxKsLlw

>westerners have no culture anymore
We do, it's just not on the internet, I swear.

Oh fuck, wrong link.
youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4

>Honestly after seeing the "wedding" they had, I doubt he was taking their marriage seriously

Do tell.

Im talking about Gary, not Birch or your ideas of people in open marriages gleaned from porn and echo chambers. Though Birch's fake ass isnt even a proper example to use against open relationships in the first place because hes no different from the faggots in BDSM chats that pretend they like BDSM in hopes of getting laid.

Still a good vid. Chicken is good

Yeah, I've got a friend's birthday party on Saturday and I was thinking I might make some fried chicken to take. First time doing it; wish me luck boys!

>meanwhile in the worst comic

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One is enough.

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It's nonsenical bullshit for male/female cumsluts who don't want to commit to one person, and only care about sex.
It fucks literally almost everyone in the relationship up emotionally, with the only exception being the person who controlled the "open relationship."
God forbid any of these fools have kids.
If they can't commit to one adult person, who knows how awful it'll be when they have to deal with 4-5 children, considering how much the love fucking.

...free time?

Holy fuck, dude.
What's the ratio of mates between you two?
0:100? Because i wholeheartedly doubt you've gotten any more pussy since your wife started fucking other dudes.

I dropped this when the original artist left. Is the dude seriously immortal now or whatever?

It comes from porn, insecurity and retarded memes. Which are easier to accept than actually learning about the concept, and pretending that they wouldn't pump and dump as many chicks as they could.

Someone will inevitably get bored, and go off with one of their sexual partners, or one of them will feel neglected and abandoned and resentful. It's a recipe for disaster.

An open relationship isn’t a poly relationship. An open relationship just means you can go fuck whoever you want or yor SO can go fuck whoever they want without consulting you. A poly relationship is based on mutual agreement and everyone involved is in a relationship.

>Thinking technology introduced in the last 50 years can override human bonding patterns that have been dominant for the past 5000

If humans were that easy to program, the regimes that pursued literal brainwashing in the 20th century would have been wildly more successful than they were.

Cuck.

Look at Twitter, Its full of people programmed to go against their best interests. It just had to make brainwashing trendy, dopamine delivering and insecurity soothing.

That's not selective pressure in the long term, or even really the short term; Twitterites won't pass their memetic knowledge to their children, if they breed at all.

Is this the comic where the guy essentially just exists like a bump on a log while things happen around him?

>Sex and intimacy are pretty closely linked.
They CAN be, but again my point is that they are NOT ALWAYS so. For some reason this concept is hard for folks ITT to grasp.

I disagree. Paying for sex and paying for intimacy are not the same.

>So, this entire post begs the question: why would you have sex just to have sex? For stress relief? For "a good time"? Are these not the exact same reasons people give when describing alcohol or some other habit forming substance?
Why do fucking anything if you dont enjoy it? Are you seriously unable to see the difference between safe responsible usage and abuse?
>You have no concept of actual intimacy.
No you. Pick up a fucking dictionary.
>Intimacy requires vulnerability.
This is true.
>Intimacy is trusting your partner to not cheat or violate your trust while you're away for several months and them trusting you to not do the same.
Wrong. You are describing faith/trust. Absolutely vital for real intimacy to exist, but not the same as intimacy itself.
>Intimacy is staying with your partner even when they've been diagnosed with a terminal illness.
Also wrong. You are describing loyalty. Not the same as intimacy.
>Intimacy is sharing your deepest, most depraved and dreaded life experiences and memories with them and having them not judge you and keep your secrets private and with dignity.
Now this is intimacy.
>Intimacy is making plans for the future that the world doesn't have to know about on social media.
Debatable. I can make private plans with my boss without having an intimate relationship with him or her.
>Intimacy involves sticking around when shit gets immediately and devastatingly real (sudden disability or discovery of infertility to name a few.)
Wrong. That is loyalty again.
>If you sincerely believe that a lifelong relationship...
Not even what I am talking about.

Why would you have sex without intimacy?

For that dopamine rush duh. What are you? Some kind of christian?

Why do you need the rush?

>I disagree. Paying for sex and paying for intimacy are not the same.

You are paying for something that involves closeness to another human being.

That's ignoring how much of a hold Social media has on this generation, where even teachers complain about smartphone use and now you even have articles of the rich wanting to raise their kids without them because of the damage they do.

Yeah but I'm paying a hooker to suck my dick until I nut, not listen to every bad thing thats happened to me since I was 5. That costs extra.

>need
Want

Not really; social media in its current incarnation will grip two or three generations, much like how radio changed how society functions: For a while. Your pointing out how the rich raise their kids without smartphones proves my point, too. The rich are always the trendsetters for child-rearing, but the middle class and the poor are never more than five or ten years behind.

Why would you want it? Couldn't that money you spend not be put to better use elsewhere?

>Why?
See . Because it feels good, it's easy, and once I'm done I can move on to more important shit.
>Couldn't that money you spend not be put to better use elsewhere?
Yeah no shit. But I dont want better shit at whatever moment, I want the nut.

The argument was that it had no effect, effecting even two generations is quite significant, and the fallout can affect later generations. The rich may be trendsetters but they're not in a bubble, something they're realizing too late.

>Even if you're a hideous monstrosity that only 1% of women would sleep with, if you hit on 100 women, statistically, you're going to get laid that night.
This is so untrue I'm 90% sure a woman wrote this.
Sure, it's easy for YOU to ask 100 dudes and possibly get laid even as a 1\10, but that's because men are less picky than woman. Chad could fuck an uggo as an "experience" but women see uggos as creepy rapists automatically.

If you don't believe me try giving Chris Chan this advice and see how well he does.

Gee user, why are (you) so closeminded, you seething fuck?! ;)

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The problem is the way you talk about sex and intimacy as if they're completely separate entities that have no bearing on the other. There are people who can have sex with little to no intimacy, but those peole are outliers, not the norm.

And for clarity, intimacy is opening yourself up to be vulnerable, either physically or emotionally, sometimes both. And there are varying degrees of it. You can be intimate with someone but not be in a sexual relationship (such as with a colleague or friend).

As outlined in previous responses, i will summarize:

Metaphorically and physically, the "door" to a relationship is opened; a second person enters and the first person leaves.
>"You're a good choice for a partner, but there could be someone better, so i will leave the relationship 'open' to closing you out of it."

lol