Asterix & Obelix movie

They do search for a backup druid in one of the solo Uderzo albums, and a Sean Connery Bond-parody fake druid shows up. One of Uderzo's worst, the ending is a total fuck you iirc

They were looking for oil for the potion and 006 just followed and spied whenever he could.
He wasn't there to replace Getafix.

I thought it was a decent story.

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the whole story is pretty nive I think it's just the ending that makes it completely pointless

I hate how they released that shit before even the trailer, ruining the whole plot up to the last battle

It's 2019. It wouldn't compute for the marketing people to have something like that in the movie and not broadcast it to get attention for the movie

Oh fuck.
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3039236#search=Asterix_and_Obelix

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Yeah I'm not even checking that out

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some things should just never have porn

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ok that one is kinda funny.

Is there an English subbed version online yet?

The story is alright, even very funny with Jew jokes like you can't make anymore.

But the end is just meh

well their adaptation of The Mansion of the gods was great so I'll give it a chance.
Also I hoped the animation theme who did these movies did a Lucky Luke movie too.

this is the apex of comic book movies
pure unfiltered kino

Reminder that Monica Bellucci really likes Mission Cleopatra because it's the only movie she's in that she can actually show to her children.

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It was Panoramix's movie.

Which is fine.

Considering the text I don't think this was intended as porn.

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Is it like that chip and dale bootleg pad thing with gay poem?

Why are the asterix and obelix comics drawn to terrible?

Because there is something wrong with your eyes.

No, more likely some sovereignist meme from the 2000s.
>Asterix: "I'm tired to getting Mickey'd!" (play on words witht he word "niquer", meaning "(to) fuck" in French)
>Let's change France's image, let's change its position in the world

The comic looks terrible

"Non."

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The absolute state of """comic""" """"""fans""""""

But you’re wrong.

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It's just that snoygger retard that want all of Yea Forums to be like Yea Forums, with "his brands" and "the loser". I guaratee you that he'll spam WIRRRR threads in Yea Forums and Yea Forums by the end of the week if mods don't ban him for good soon.

Source?

Fun fact: Obelix's pants look like the cauldron he fell in when he was little.

God how I love this movie.

This is a step above chicken scratch, but it's still not good

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But will they show Alessia?

You're going to have to make your bait more believable, user.

he's not htere to bait, he's there to occupy space. Bait will be later when he can link back those shitposts to pretend "everybody think this".

>Who's hype?
>3D
Meh

Yuck, she doesn't even belong to Asterix & Obelix style.

I hate that there is no good art of Asterix on google that isn't just him in a plaid white background or the overdone image of him and obelix laughing and pointing
I wanted to get a good wallpaper, but there isn't any

I can’t remember an Asterix comic that had a kaiju battle as climax.
I know this is bait, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

What kaiju battle?

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That's what I wish manga artists would do more. Their designs for male characters that get feminised look infinitely more interesting than their female designs off-the-bat.

youtu.be/4sk-1m_PQxE

Was Albert Uderzo still alive when that was made? He was jewish, so those jew jokes would've been corkers.

>strong female trans-queer-robot

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Goscinny was the jew of the duo, he died and Uderzo went to make the Black Gold with the on the nose jew jokes I think 2 albums later?
Goscinny tended to use Phenicians as the thrifty/merchant stereotype, which isn't unfair, lots of people used to compete with jews for stereotypes.

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For all the jew jokes talk, the best part was the lengthy "people in the Middle East are always at war with each other" joke.

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The last 3d movie was excellent. I'm hype as hell

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This one was really great

Does this hold up in English?

haven't you seen kids irl? you can only tell the difference by their hair and clothes.

My bad, I got them the wrong way a-round.
>lots of people used to compete with jews for stereotypes
They still do, Indians and Chinks are way more "jewish" than actual jews. Arguably some denominations of protestants for that matter.

I like the little small Hittite at the back

>Jack Whitehall
>Catherine Tate
>Dick and Dom
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idk about the actual dub, I watched the french version with subtitles

Ahrite, if it's made by bona-fide frenchies without meme voice actors then that's great.

FWIW some of the other names on the list of Brit dubbers are great, but those three stand out as... hmm

delete this

Weird, i’ve Always thought it was the only comic written by uderzo that stood up to the one written by Gosciny

>Goscinny tended to use Phenicians as the thrifty/merchant stereotype, which isn't unfair, lots of people used to compete with jews for stereotypes.
Well the aftermath of the Bronze Age Collapse was when THE PHOENICIANS GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS!~

Do you also hate Asterix and the Chieftain's Shield?

>grrrr I am enraged at what I read! THIS IS ALSO YOU RIGHT?
Jesus, get help you fucking woman-brained retard.

I just watched Mansion of the Gods. The Dub is pretty good, though it's a bit dialogue heavy as Rome are portrayed as bureaucrats instead of military people cause Ceasar's gentrification gig.

But... you're the one projecting here. I never implied you were enraged, you can hate something without being enraged. But, I mean you did take the ending as "a total fuck you" so I wouldn't say I'm out of line saying you hate it.
Anyway the whole "the journey was pointless in universe so it makes the story pointless" autism should also ruin that other story for you is all.
All in all, kindly go fuck yourself you vindictive faggot.

Why is Asterix and Obelix so underrated?

Plain age I suppose, A&O is gold. I watched a movie some time ago, Asterix and the labours of Hercules or something. 'twas gold.

it's one of the most beloved comic book series in the world, translated into virtually every language under the sun (it even has a classical latin version)
it is many things, but underrated is not one of them

Can we rangeban Americans already?

I'm from the US. We don't have Asterix and Obelix. Brainlets will read too much into it.

US is an anomaly in that regard, the only country on the planet where it's not popular
thank you comic code authority for that BS

US tends to like movies that has their values, or appear to have their values. Asterix and Obelix is way too European for either Dems or Republicans to understand.

>Not even a cute little girl, just a boy in a skirt with boobs
>Can't even slap EYELASHES which is a pretty important feature
>Doesn't bother trying to play out he's a boy to get Panoramix's attention but then reveal he's a girl

I hope the little girl makes a tantrum so the Druid teach her shit at least. It's the kind of cute scenario i want

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Awww christ my fucking sides for fuck's sake

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there's was a moment her boyish looks actually helped with the plot

ill just stick to the comics.

Eyelashes being a defining feature is kinda dumb when talking about characters who don't wear mascara or any of that shit.

>eyelashes are longer only because of the make up
yikes

In real life men have longer eyelashes than women on average.

Jesus fuck you are so fucking stupid.
>in before women magazines
>in before """""""""""human studies""""""""""""""" article
have sex, tranny.. O wait you can't.

too much canal+ humor.
Lachaud did better with City Hunter.

Oh fu--

>its a loli
>its not black

I will now watch your movie

fixed!

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I'm kinda sad, I didn't watch it with original dub, the polish one was hit or miss. Luckily, the dub for Asterix et la potion magique was fixed in that regard.
In the country, where I'm from, almost everyone heard about or straight up loves A&O, even though we kinda have our own version of it. (Kajko and Kokosz)
>I'm from the US.
Well that kinda explains it.
From what I understand, US tends to sweep under the rug comics without semi-realistic style and takes them as a "kiddy stuff". Duck comics (even though they are from the US) aren't popular either, which is kind of sad.
The only one exception that I know about is probably C&H.

>Why is Asterix and Obelix so underrated?
literally one of the most popular comic with Tintin. And by that, I mean in the whole world, not just Europe.

>not a single black or token race addition
I have slight hope for humanity and high hopes for this movie

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Leonard lost all soul when the animals started to talk.

There is one black guy in the series and is part of a recurring pirate ship crew

>Baba

Didn't they have a black guy in Mansions of the Gods?

American here, most comics in Marvel and DC are done semi-realstic. Only Cho, and Alex Ross are good at it while the tumblristas suck. Comics are trying too hard to recapture the tone of Watchmen, the Dark Knight, or be hamfisted poltiical commentary. They even got Coates to write Captain America for fucks sake

He's a slave. He was freed but had to be hired to keep his home.

Oh god, they made the Black guy a wage slave? That's depressing as fuck

As far as I know he was one of the slaves (romans made of every people slaves). They were freed by a plan of Asterix so the romans couldn't use them anymore. Atleast some of them choose to become pirates ( heavy based on the french comic Barbe-Rouge / Redbeard)

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It’s only underrated in North America