Talking with my baby niece

>talking with my baby niece
>capeshit comes up
>she brings up the F4
>apparently really into it
>starts doing an exaggerated ‘Jewish accent’ as a Ben Grimm voice
>at this point I’m just confused and shellshocked
>she’s basically performing a one man comedy skit now
What’s the most uncomfortable Yea Forums experience you’ve ever had?

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Define "baby niece" before people start asking why you didn't stick your dick in her mouth the minute things got weird.

She was 13 when this happened, now she’s 14.

So why the fuck did you call her a baby niece.

I dunno, it’s just what I’m conditioned to calling her.

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Cool story bro. Now, what's going on in that pic, and are either of the white things female?

i don't know how fucking old you people are anymore

>he wants to fuck the spec-bio moomins
I don’t like this website.

Why you didn't stick your dick in her mouth the minute things got weird?

Bruh.

No, you want the one with a purse and an apron or the one with a gold ring and blonde bangs.

>Ben Grimm talking like a Jewish grandpa

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Real players go for the Momin

>What’s the most uncomfortable Yea Forums experience you’ve ever had?
Posting on this board

Also once my gf’s sister thought a green lantern shirt I was wearing was a Big Bang theory shirt. I didn’t know what to say so I just stared at her for a second and shrugged.

>A kid confusing a new yorker accent and a jew-voice made you shellshocked
lolgay

A coworker tried to convince me to go to cons when she found out I'm into geeky shit. I said no, but she knew I went to some back in the day so she kept asking.
She also said she would cosplay as my fav anime/game/cartoon character and it was awkward. She kept saying it but since she giggled she had the excuse that she was joking if I said it's an inappropriate thing to keep saying.
She was also very friendly with my wife, and she got a lot of info by talking to her. She found out which characters I like sexually, since that's shit I don't mention on my social media, by casually talking to my wife.

Fortunately I didn't have to tell her off, she got the hint when I stopped talking to her.

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Your niece is now the funniest female comedian

>She found out which characters I like sexually
Asking as another wife, why did yours disclose this info?
What the fuck?

My wife knows I get a boner for Samus (and others) the same way I know which faggot-looking male anime characters my wife likes sexually: we talk.

I don't know, I didn't hear OP mention the kid saying "muh vagina" in a nasal voice.

Always weirds me out that Snufkin isn't technically human.

>another wife
Please be in London and into cheating on your assuredly lovely husband.

>chinchilla looking moomins
Disturbing. I always imagined they were like porpoises that had evolved to live on land.

>my blog post is Yea Forums related because I put moomin as the image

fuck off

I think they mean why would she release this info to another woman?

News: women talk.
They don't tend to be discrete.

The image, story, and question are all co related. Stop being a faggot.

Why would you portrait moomins like they were rats, they are not roddens, they look like hypos. On the other hand Snufkin and little my look nice.

Is that new Moomins cartoon out yet?
also, where can a guy watch the pre-90's moomin cartoons?

Plus point: Ben iiis Jewish.
Negative: Ben has a Brooklyn accent. I guess people hear characters differently

that poster wasn't asking how your wife knew the info, just why she would disclose it to your coworker.

...what? I missed the cartoon. I was a Wuzzles and Popples kinda kid.

Moomins are relatives to Scandinavian trolls.

Shit taste. Capybara!Moomins are adorable.

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Legit cute.

>adorable
They're fucking horrifying.

>girl is into you
>your wife is sharing your fetishes with her
You realise you could probably have had a threesome? What a faggot.