Whats his endgame?

hahaha wouldn't it be funny if daphne and velma and scooby split up from fred and shaggy ha ha ha imagine if they got stuck in a really hot and sexy room for hours hehehe wouldn't it be really funny if they ended up naked and had sex lololol i wonder who would take the knot first

Because only absolute losers go to the malt shoppe alone.

>why are they even friends
One common interest among a larger social group is usually all it takes to maintain relationship fabric, even if they're only shallow connections of convenience. It's literally how a lot if bands exist. Personality meshes are much more important to developing deeper bonds.

i just told you they don't have a common interest

Would you like to see the strong man?

Fred is using them to fund his 20/7 365 days a year ghost hunting adventure.
>One nerd to do research (Velma)
>Three rich members to fund it (Daphne, Shaggy, Scooby).

Having fun solving mysteries is a common interest. Shaggy and Scooby get scared, but they still enjoy solving mysteries.

prove it

Fred just wants to wet Soobert's doughnut hole with his 8 foot long churro

He KNOWS for a fact that the monster will chase Shaggy and Scooby. So splitting up gives him some time to figure out the mystery while those two chucklefucks run around to yackity sax or whatever.

He needed time away from everyone else to commit the crime and plant enough evidence in order to frame some poor sap he later drugs and stuffs in a suit.

They only say "blahblahblah and I would have gotten away if it were't for you kids" because he damn well knows what Fred would do to him if he didn't follow along.

The Malt Shop

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doesn't he end up doing this

>don't split up
>Wander around house as a loud-ass group of four and a dog for hours
>leaving costumed creep ample time to evade them and get the fuck out of dodge

Huh, now I kinda want a Scooby movie where Fred's an evil mastermind behind all their mysteries.

that place is reserved for scrappy.

He wants to make pizza

Fred is the unsung hero of the gang. Never underestimate the fact he's arguably the most level headed and sane member of the group, he's like the fulcrum keeping it all in balance.

Let's set a course ...

Don't you have a larger friend group but you only hang with 2-3 of the people there because you don't mesh with everyone? It's like that.

I bet it goes like this Fred wants to bang Daphne, Daphne is friends with Velma, Velma is friends with Shaggy and Shaggy is Scooby's owner.

>Literally no one at all:
What is this new meme? I see it everywhere now

There's sense in your post, but in this case I think everyone's disregarding Fred far too much. I actually think he's the one keeping the gang together with his subtle influence, and while it's undeniable Daphne is his girl I also think he has respect for Velma.

he wants the secret bitch all to himself

Well, sure. He's the leader.

In an episode of What’s New Scooby-Doo, Fred unties a man by just poking the rope. There’s something we aren’t seeing in Fred

>Scooby's owner
Scooby is clearly sentient yet he's still considered a pet technically. Yet he's the pet of a person with pretty much the same intelligence level as his, or maybe even dumber and 0 ambition. So he gets to pretty much live off another person. Scooby gamed the system

Well, Shaggy and Scooby stuck with the rest all that time despite the fact that they know they seek out mysteries and spooky stuff all the time.

If they wanted nothing to do with it, they wouldn't stick around with a group of people who drive around a Mystery Machine.

He's the leader, sure. But he's the kind of leader that works from the background rather than being fully dominant. He's fundamentally the guy who "makes things work" by having a sense for who can do what and in which circumstances, which makes him indispensable. That's a rare quality. He gives me the impression as being fully committed to the welfare of his friends while retaining a humble, innocent nature. This all despite the fact he looks like a greek god and could probably murder you with his fists alone.

Shit, the whole gang are remarkable people, no exceptions. This right here is a team in perfect balance. They're all extraordinary individuals. I just feel Fred doesn't get the respect he earned. He strikes me as the kind of guy who once someone took a shit on you would behind the scenes ruin the offending party, think "I heard you were talking shit about Shaggy" kind of deal when suddenly the asshole just ceases to be a threat because he got his ass handed to him secretly and Fred doesn't even mention it.

>scoob is basically a neet

All dogs are NEETs. Cats even moreso.

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all I wanna know is where's the caveman

youtube.com/watch?v=7PkbuKI7lyg

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>fred/velma
>shaggy/daphne
by personalities and interests alone these pairings make sense

Did they ever even show what Fred and Daphne did when they split up

Fred played with Daphne's penis.

Y-yes!

Kino taste

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He is suicidal and wants to rejoin his live in boyfriend that commited sudoku when he was rejected by his family after they found out he was a cock slurper.

Or he is fed up of shaggys constant attempts to play smoke on the water while the girls bitch at eachother over the littlest things.

>Fred unties a man by just poking the rope. There’s something we aren’t seeing in Fred

Fred aka Frederick aka Freddie Krueger spent much of his young life touring the country with a bunch of stoners and sluts hunting ghosts and ghouls, this obsession grew and grew untill frustrated with a succession of plastic masked butler's he snapped and slaughtered his colleges using his custom made hedge trimming gloves...

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>come to think of it, why are they even friends ?

I've always wondered why a Chad and Stacey like Fred and Daphne hang around Velma. Shaggy is like the easy going stoner who's friends with everyone, but why Velma?

Daphne is a cuckqueen and enjoys watching Fred with Velma.

Scooby Doo's 50th anniversary is in September. The 13th to be exact.
On a Friday.
>Scooby Doo vs. Jason Voorhees

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Jeepers! That's sure is a spooky coincidence

The real question is what is his motivations. Does he really love solving Mysteries so much he's going to paint his van as the "Mystery Machine" he must get a kick out of this. There's no way that they run into all these situations by accident. He is definitely navigating them through his research directly to Mysteries with "monsters" involved.

When you put it all together Fred seems autistic.

Cuz I don't think he looks like an adrenaline junkie.

What? Because of the neckerchief? Bet your faggotity ass couldn't pull it off like he does, loser.

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Pretty fitting when you think about it though. Just have to wonder what they'll be doing to celebrate. The newest show is supposed to drop this year, so that could be one way to do things.

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It's tumblr's latest attempt at being relevent in any way. Ignore it, except to call OP a huge prancing lala homo boy who muches big black nigger penis for trying to spread it.

>The real question is what is his motivations.
He likes catching monsters and putting his trap making skills to the test.

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What makes Scooby Doo so successful anyway?
Why has it survived after all this time compared to other Hanna-Barbera series?

Fred only sleeps 4 hours?

I don't know, there is something about it that you really can't hate

Saturday morning cartoons always went up or down. But Scooby Doo survived and somewhat adapted to each wave of the slot. Cause and effect, what works vs. what doesn’t. & even then, syndicated reruns push Scooby-Doo’s energy up. There was only 1 time in which Scooby-Doo didn’t have a show, the 90s, and even then. You had reruns of a pup named scooby doo and the 4 direct to video movies.

>fred/shaggy
the real patrician taste

was the first of his type.

I know what you want Shraggy, you wanna make a biiiiiiiiiig sandwich

It's a shitty meme too, because if nobody is saying nothing, that implies everyone is saying something. This one takes it a step further by immediately contradicting itself and listing people who ARE saying nothing, so how can nobody be saying it?

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He has been taking Velma along with Daphne since s3 of the original series.

that was a lame reason why they never partner up, it would have been more interesting to see that they don't work well together, eg: Fred is not quick to react when the monster appears like Shaggy & Scoob are; Shaggy doesn't know his way to clues.

It's sad but the formula has worked just fine these past decades so they don't feel like changing it; Scooby & Shaggy's shenanigans are the selling point.

This plus banging the girls.

Here, enjoy.

Don't you say...

I remember that there's was a short when they have Gary Coleman questioning the gang why they would stop in such place for gas when they already have it.

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Be Cool's ending explains this one.

Daphne.
Banging Daphne.
Velma is canon ugly and or canon dyke in every single Scooby Doo mythos you can name.

I'm gonna fucking do it Shaggy

Yeah, he's basically Donald Trump.

>Velma is friends with Shaggy

How come

They both like to eat a lot.

To fuck Lena btw zombie island is best scooby doo movie

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She's Daphne's ugly fat friend. Every girl needs a confidence booster like her around.

You must be confusing Trump's sleep hours with his work hours.

>ugly fat friend
>Velma
Yea no.

someone post the cyber8 video

rude.

Because in reality not a lot of people care

double rude

It annoys me they made Daphne rich. It was better when she was a mod and it was just Shaggy who came from wealth.

It's worked out better in MI where her wealth was used to sometimes help with mysteries, especially compared to Pup where she was just a typical spoiled rich girl. MI Daphne actually managed to never be too stuck up from her upbringing and was quite fine with abandoning her wealth just to be with Fred and the gang.

Normies don't know how to use meme arrows so they had to come up with that weird dialog type format.

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Good timing and it being well planed
>main characters are teenagers, pandering to both children and teens alike
>each teenager is an archetype to a kind of teenager (you can easily compare one or more of them with people you know)
>mascot is highly marketable without being obnoxious (ignore Scrappy)
>halloween/spooky stories that never go out of fashion
>episodic, you don't need to follow all the episodes in any particular order
>while the mysteries tend to follow an order they keep you on the edge with trying to guess who is guilty
>a good mix of horror with slapstick
>some genuinely good shows and movies over the years