Not picking the Snake Talisman

Because canadians ruin everything. Canadian version does not exist.

Dog rat just gave life to inanimate objects ( think of the hot glue potential) but I don't think dog made you immortal just gave you endless vitality and stamina like as if your young all the time.

Rooster gives me telekinesis

MONKEY TAKES THE PEACH
OCTOPUS FISTS OF FURY
MINNOW SWIMS UPSTREAM

The game was the best. Was buggy as hell but when I got the pig talisman the laser just went all over the place. Fun times

Dog made you immortal, too. There's a point where Uncle gets punched through a brick wall by Hak Foo and everyone's surprised he survived. Also that time Daolong Wong tried to kill a dog with magic and it survived unharmed.

It was both. Made you immortal and put you back into your physical prime, if necessary. However without using Horse for healing you'd rack up crippling injuries pretty quick. Ratzo found that out when he slammed into a concrete wall at like 70mph with the Dog in hand, but was out of the fight since "Immortality hurts".

>not ANGRY CROW TAKES FLIGHT
2/10 user, see me after class

For me it's monkey talisman

Yep, you can't die, but someone could still take a swing at you with a sword and lob your arm off.

>Elder God Tier
Dragon, Rooster
>God Tier
Horse, Dog
>Great Tier
Monkey, Pig, Rabbit
>Meh Tier
Rat, Bull, Snake
>Shit Tier
Tiger, Sheep
Fite me

That would still be useful if your not really a fighting type. So long as you avoid severe injuries you'd get along just fine. Only drawback I can see is you'd have to have the talisman on your person at all times

Why, you pretty much got it down. Sheep is only good if you wanna see other peoples dreams, but in a world with magic, you just asking for a vile spirit to hijack your body. Tiger is just shit in general, never liked it as a kid.

>pig is only great tier
It's the key for making the world's best chocolate, you double nigger

THANK YOU FOR SHARING ANGRY CROW!

From what I remember Tiger was purely used for gimmicky hijinks unless Shendu has it.

>Ox, Snake
>Meh

What?

Also, Sheep has some niche information gathering usage considering you can fly while you're astral projecting.

Monkey, to see if I can live out furry degeneracy.

Tiger was actually the crux of Shendu's powers since it provided the balance one needed to use all the talismans in tandem. Without it you could only use one at a time

Anyone who picks horse+dog is making the objectively correct choice, but the most boring as well. Additionally its a shame they're taking up two slots for complimentary/sides of the same general power.

Pig is such a disappointment, the only significant difference from the dragon is where the blast comes from (and that it makes the worlds best chocolate) & i feel they could have done something more unique with it.
My favorite was always the rat due to the sheer amount you could theoretically get away with especially since it seemed to replicate the powers of whatever you were animating to a degree like the statue of the ancient wizard who had full on chi powers.

Shame the monkey only let you change shapes into animals & wasn't generalized shape shifting, i guess you could turn into a dinosaur or some extinct ancient species or maybe another human since we're animals. While talismans like the sheep & tiger are pretty useless outside of very specific niches
You want to just be an immortal dude flying around shooting fire blasts? Totally right with sheep & tiger being hot garbage but rat being in meh

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>NEETfucker gets his hand's on rat talisman
>brings his figurine collection to life
>conquers the world with his personal army of anime god figures and comic heavy hitters
Shit....

If cat was a part of this what would its powers be? And if you say walk on walls I'll slap you.

Only basic bitches choose dog.

>You want to just be an immortal dude flying around shooting fire blasts?
Yeah sure, why not? Sounds bitchin'

One thing to consider is the fact that though, not utilized often, the Pig Talisman also allows the user to see the heat signatures of other people via thermography.

Cat wasn't in the chinese zodiac but if i'd have to take a guess.......time manipulation to some degree?

Didn't we have an episode where Valmont and Jade turned into cats from a magical artifact?

>everyone talking in depth about the plot devices of what is essentially a cartoon adaptation of an actual real life celebrity
Why was this show way better than it had any right to be?

Yes but that had nothing to do with the talismans, was probably a season after theirs iirc

>Legends relating to the order of the Chinese zodiac often include stories as to why the cat was not included among the twelve. Because the Rat tricked the cat into missing the banquet with the Jade Emperor, the cat was not included and was not aware that the banquet was going on and was not given a year, thus began the antipathy between cats and Rats.
Even Okami had the Cat as one of the Celestial Brush Techniques. Also, Time Manipulations sounds cool.

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Based rodent

It's not particularly impressive compared to others and it's redundant to the point of superfluity unlike the others which atleast have their own special areas despite overlap.
Horse is regenerating Health
dog is a full Respawn also iirc isn't it infinite energy?
>Cat talisman episode is because cosmic time fuckery causing it to come into existance so in the end Jackie has to go back in time and uncreate the talisman because a ground hogs day scenario keeps causing mass destruction

How do you think the Cat got tricked? My guess is the Rodent asked a minor deity to entertain the Cat with little lights spots on ground to catch.

Sheep, rabbit, or rooster
If I picked dog or horse, I might get addicted to the buffs
Monkey seems cool, but I don’t know if it transforms into whatever you want to just animal related things

see , and it wasn't respawn, you just strait up could not be killed by anything

Canonically, rat told the cat the wrong time to start or something

They already had a tiger, the fuck would they need a cat for?

I remember Jade using Rooster and Rabbit for Super flight

monkey, but only if I can transform/transform others into my fetish
Dickgirls
Chubby goths
Non-illegal short stacks with varying skin colors

I believe you could use two at once, but anything beyond that would start to strain you. Shendu had all twelve so he actually needed the tiger to regulate everything

Is right but
Is based

I don't think that's how the Monkey talisman works.

>10/10
Dog
Rabbit
Monkey
Horse
>8/10
Ox
Rooster
Rat
>6/10
Snake
Dragon
Pig
Sheep
>4/10
Tiger

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I forgot about this show completely, loved it so much

Sheep is useful if you want to spy on someone. But Tiger is useless.

It's too bad Tiger is so shitty. If it let one find spiritual balance, it might have been able to be at least used as an antidepressant...

God, I could sure go for some spiritual balance.

>Dog
Live forever, but you still age and you have to live with whatever pain is inflicted upon you. More like a curse than a blessing. You really want to be immortal if you have to be a frail 90-year-old forever?
>Dragon
Set shit on fire. You don't need matches and cook things easy. It's a winner.
>Horse
Heals injuries and diseases of both you and others around you. You could start a god damn cult with this thing. 10/10.
>Monkey
Stupidly useful if you know how to use it right. You can steal stuff by turning it into tiny insects and then turning them back wen you get home. If the police try to get you, you can turn them into insects too. Literally anything that threatens you, if you can see it, can be transformed into a small harmless insect. IT's a winner.
>Rat
Makes your waifu real. 10/10.
>Rabbit
Could be nice, but you still have to actually do all the stuff you do when you go fast, and the world isn't really made for fast people. But it's not useless.
>Pig
It's just the dragon but looks freakier. Still good, still a winner.
>Ox
Strength is always useful.
>Rooster
Stupidly powerful, it's a winner.
>Sheep
Has the highest potential for perversion, go sneak into locker rooms, possess dead bodies and make them jerk off, this one is for the super-perverts.
>Snake
Similar to Sheep but it's easier to get caught if you fuck it up. But on the upside since you have a physical form you can rape stuff now. I think Sheep is still better, though.
>Tiger
You can "purify" people by splitting their personalities and murdering/locking away the evil side. Or you can use it to take masturbation to a whole new level and have your evil side hate-fuck you good side. Another winner.

I think Rat and Horse are the best, probably.

This. Sheep is underrated. It just typically wound up being a bad choice to use when you're up against magical beings who can seal you out of your body or possess you.

>Pig

You forgot this , and also it's less destructive than the Dragon.

>Meh tier
>Rat

are you fucking insane

>sheep only useful for perverts
user please. Sheep is objectively the superior talisman.
It can earn you a metric shitload of money via (corporate) espionage and other kinds of information brokering.
It provides funtional immorality, as long as you remember to change bodies every now and then.
If you're some edgy 12 year old that wants to get even with your perceived enemies, it also makes you able to drive them insane by tormenting them while they sleep.

>immorality
immortality* derp

Ox and snake in meh nigger what ox gave you strength and snake was invisibility

Punctuation, faggot. Your post makes absolutely no sense without it.

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I kinda get it. Rat has potential, but it also has the drawback of the fictional character coming to life with their original personality.

If you were to bring, say, Aku from Samurai Jack to life, he's not going to listen to you. He's just going to do what Aku would do.

Who would you Rat to life, Yea Forums?

The spacemarine that used to be outside games workshops hq.

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Ratting anyone but your personal donutsteel that was created specifically to be your waifu, will backfire immensely.
Lets say you have the taste of a gentleman and decides to rat Jenny. You are not in her show, so she has no idea who you are. Unless you're one suave motherfucker let's be honest, if you were a suave motherfucker, you wouldn't be here, she's not going to give two shits about you.

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1. Use the waifu maker
eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=156309&n=chara.swf
2. Write her backstory, make her be in love with you, a fictional character from her world.
3. Print her out and cut it out as a little paper doll.
4. Rat her to life.

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Now you have me wondering. A lot of OCs are just X Character but Cooler. I wonder how that'd work with Rat. If I drew Jenny with Lime paint instead of her usual green(blue? teal?) would that be enough to make it original in mind for you to simply make her as favorable as needed? If I was a kid who used a teddy bear as an action hero, what would the talisman make of it?
Also in most worst case scenarios you could just de-rat couldn't you? So long as you're not making mind readers or anything come to life.

>not using the talisman of your chinese birth year
casuals

Get surgery to have it implanted underskin.

>strength:can lift shit
Woop de freaking doo
>invisibility
Science says that since light is passing through/around you, it's not entering your eyes at all and therefore you're effectively blind

I feel like Jenny might be interested in you, maybe, if she thought you brought her into the world away from her family and friends.

No idea how she'd react to finding out she was fictional, though.

>Science says that since light is passing through/around you, it's not entering your eyes at all and therefore you're effectively blind

user, it's magic. MAGIC. It never featured that drawback in the show because it's magic. It's not bound by normal rules.

The people in the show weren't blind when they used it. Besides, it's magic not science.

>implant foreign object into your body to live forever
>have to deal with a MASSIVE infection for the rest of time
Yeah, no

Horse talisman easily due to healthy reasons.

You think too small, user

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It works for my uncle. He's got a pacemaker and it never gets infected.

Well that's on you for bringing freaking Aku to life then

Things brought to life with the rat talisman believe they're the real deal and generally tune out anyone trying to convince them they're not. The only time I recall them being able to convince one of them otherwise was the statue of the guy who sealed away Shendu (only because he knew about the Rat Talisman and it still took an entire episode to convince him).

It's important to remember that anything your bring to life with the rat talisman won't automatically be loyal to you.

So yeah, your waifu won't love you back.

Probably because he's on a shit ton of immuno suppressant drugs that keep his body from attacking it. Hell, you have to do the same for an actual flesh and blood organ transplant, because it's not your DNA and your body would freak the hell out and literally eat it

You think too small, Taufucker.

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That's your waifuism speaking, she wouldn't be interested in you. None of them would be interested in us unless they are our OCs created to love us

>I feel like Jenny might be interested in you
WHY? She'd be off to go catch some animal poacher or some shit. She wouldn't have time for some retarded Nintendo faggot who spends all day playing games for literal babies.

There are definitely characters who are desperate enough that you might stand a chance with them, like the chick from Watamote.

That's what a donutsteel is.

Good question. In Jennys case, she has had custom paintjobs in show so it'd be inclined to say that a palette swap wouldn't qualify for donutsteel.

But Rooster a shit. Sheep.is superior in any real world setting.

>blind
It's lolmagic so no. But you'd probably still be visible to infrared/unltraviolet. Any place worth sneaking into would have motion detectors, pressure sensors, etc. Good luck getting past that if your only advantage is being invisible to the naked eye.

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Are you a faggot like Jack for attempting to deny the future that is Aku?!

>being able to fly is a shit
Sure as shit would cut down on my gas budget

Since it masks your clothes, it should also mask the light your body heat gives off. Infrared probably doesn't work.

MAGIC!

Rat talisman so that I can animate Superman. And hopefully he would make the world a better place than it currently is.

>tfw born a MUTHA FUKKIN DRAGON

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You have a life sized statue of Superman stashed somewhere? Rat doesn't change the objects size

She'd still be a two dimensional paper doll, just one that can talk to you

That's why Turbo Troll was still plastic, puppet Jackie was still wood, the statue of Lo Pan was still stone

There's a giant one in Illinois you can use.

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You could earn a fuckton of money with Sheep.
Having more money than you can spend beats not having to pay for gas. If I want to fly somewhere, being rich also lets me buy a helicopter. Telekinesis sounds nice on paper, but if I'm rich I can just hire someone else to do the lifting for me.
Sheep also has implied immortality. You just have to possess a new body every now and then.

>Golden age Supes
Evil is FUCKED

is it ironic that the horse's power is healing when if a horse get's a broken leg it needs to be put down?

>thatsthejoke.jpg

You dont understand. I've wanted to fly like Superman since I was 9 years old. To be able to soar around to my hearts content would quite literally be a dream come trueI honestly dont give a shit about money. Mo' problems, as Biggie would say

Doesn't rooster just make you levitate at like walking speed and, if you wanted Superman style flight you'd need to partner it with rabbit?

>Retards not picking rat
How can someone rank shit like immortality or laser eyes above the thing that could make a genie or some OC you made real and just give you the rest of the powers? You homos thinking about just using it on some 6 inch fig of your waifu need to take a trip to whatever awful porn site you frequent and come back with a clear head.

Nothing wrong with that. You can upgrade her to a toy if you can make a custom one. Or just paint over and re-accessorize a Barbie doll. But if you just want to be loved by a waifu a paper doll is a nice start.

Because as other anons have pointed out, ratting something to life does not automatically make it loyal to you. You could inadvertently unleash an unstoppable character upon the world. A genie would likely adhere to the actual djinn lore and would actually be a total prick to you unless you specifically brought something like Aladdin's genie to life

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Ok, hard mode: which one do you take the chi of?

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Just make an original creation that is loyal 100% to you and exists solely to grant you whatever you wish or do as (you) said and just buy an Aladdin genie toy who'll in no way screw you or the world over should things not go as expected.

The talisman requiring about 5 seconds worth of forethought doesn't disqualify it as the absolute best option available.

The power of Christ compells you, obey the square cube law giant mother fuckers.

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The world would still potentially be a better place due to its fear of Superman and what he might do if offended.

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It's all about being in perfect health forever first, then gaining a total info advantage second, then mobility gains third. Everything else after that is a freeby.

Mmm, it feels weaker and less coherent than the other powers. Not unlike Pyro in TF2, just a jumble of ability-lets meant to add together on paper with no virtue in pratice. Plus redundant with the Dragon.

Then again, what power can one assocate with pigs? Bulls are strong, rabbits fast, roosters airborne. Pigs... can eat anything? That can be nice I suppose. Thematically, what else can we associate with pigglys?

>he wants to go the Watchmen route
Fear is never a stable foundation for anything, user

>Pigs... can eat anything?
You're thinking of goats. As for an alternate power, I put forth something like a Blob "cannot be moved by any external force" kind of power

>Thematically, what else can we associate with pigglys?
Pigs can fly nigguh!

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Sure just don't let Superman know that you feel this way.

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>1st Tier
Snake
>2nd Tier
Rooster
>3rd Tier
Dog/Horse, however the redundancy means that with one in hand the other drops to the lowest tier
>4th Tier
Rabbit, however Rabbit goes up two tiers if Rooster isn't available.
>5th Tier
Dragon, Bull, Monkey, Pig. Combat talismans.
Monkey goes up to 2nd tier if either Snake or Rooster isn't available, and becomes the top tier if neither is available. Pig becomes 2nd Tier if Snake is owned by another due to his vision abilities.
>6th Tier
Sheep. If neither Snake nor Monkey are available, Sheep goes up to 3rd tier.
>7th Tier
Rat, Tiger. Aka the "shoot yourself in the foot" tier.

Ask me anything

Have fun getting snuck upon.

I'd give it the ability to find hidden objects, kind of like pigs trained to hunt for truffles. But then having it would make finding all the other talismans too easy and be bad for the plot.

>Trade off being a lame version of Dragon to be a lame version of Rooster

Pigs are actually pretty high on the list of intelligent animals, so I'd go with super intelligence.

I thought it was because of the phrase healthy as a horse

>however the redundancy means that with one in hand the other drops to the lowest tier
But without both in hand you only get half of the benefit. Your either an immortal cripple or can just heal really good but can still be killed instantly. You kinda cant have one without the other

Why not both fire and flight eh? Like the human torch but baconyer.

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I thought it only transformed people into animals

Not if I give her the power to turn into a real girl in her backstory!

No, I think you spelled it right the first time.

The ability to wonder about intangibly, eject people's souls from their body, body hop if you want and return to your own if you please, haunt people's fucking nightmares. Yeah functionally immoral is the right word for that talisman, it's a recipe for evil.

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>not using the talismans of your birth year, hour, day, and month

That's actually really inventive, I can see you've remembered Majora's Mask well. It'd need a limitation on it to stop it from just auto-resolving manyplots as you point out. "No magical detection" could resolve the talismans but would be too heavy handed and restrictive. Simply limiting the power to working by literal smell would do the trick. For a start, if you're not familiar with how the object you're looking for smells in a literal or magical sense then you can't find it, amid all the other mystical "odours" that the power can pick up on. Being downwind could let you pot something a mile away, but upwind is much harder.

Lol. Right into my mouth more like it.

Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
>Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
>Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao

Nope, that's not how disease and aging work. Aging is the accumulation of all of the damage you've incurred over your life, which cannot be healed. If you have super healing, you can negate all the negative effects of aging. Ergo the powers are redundant. Chalk it up to an oversight on the creator's part. For what it's worth I'd have given horse something else entirely.

>get curious and look up the translation for this years after the fact
>it's literally, "Bad demons and spirits go away"
So this whole time Uncle was essentially telling everyone to just fuck off

>Potentially Broken But With High Risk Tier
Rat

>Top Tier
Dog
Horse

>Awesome Tier
Monkey

>Great Tier
Rabbit
Ox
Snake

>Neat for fucking around tier
Sheep

>Looks Cool But Generally Impractical Tier
Dragon
Pig

>Eh Tier
Rooster (without Rabbit combo isn't it just simple self levitation? Not even flight)

>Shit Unless You're An Interrogator Tier
Tiger

I didn't play Majora's Mask, never was a Zelda fan. I learned about truffle pigs form an episode of King of the Hill.

Actually includes full-on telekinesis, letting the user bear weights many times what they could normally carry and fling them around. The flight and levitation works just like that, and a user can outspeed a horse with just the Rooster alone. It's pretty powerful.

See, this is why Tiger is actually god-tier in terms of just going out and living your everyday life. Yea Forums of all places should be able to appreciate how much you could improve your life if you could get your shit together mentally/emotionally/spiritually just by holding a small rock.

For real world usage, the only ones that'd be really useful (unless you wanna be a criminal) are Tiger, Rooster, Rabbit, Dog and Horse. Everything else is just for shits and giggles or for rare, specific cases.

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Huh, cool. Truffle pig knowledge is clearly associated with all forms of quality entertainment.

>You really want to be immortal if you have to be a frail 90-year-old forever?
Dog also gives you back the strength you had in your youth.

You'd look ancient, but you'd still be as healthy as you were in your twenties.

Ah I recalled it being simple levitation

Then it can go on the upper end of Great Tier

>Live forever, but you still age and you have to live with whatever pain is inflicted upon you. More like a curse than a blessing. You really want to be immortal if you have to be a frail 90-year-old forever?

When Uncle used it he had the vitality of a young man. And if you ever get tired of living, you can just ditch the talisman. Immortality you can easily turn off is the best kind of immortality.

Thing is, you can quote-unquote get your shit together WITHOUT the small rock. Whereas there's no known means of turn invisible or unleashing hyper-strong heat blasts or turning your annoying neighbour into a snail. That makes a difference.

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I haven't watched this show in forever.

Does Monkey let you turn yourself and others into cute girls? 'Cause that would make it a winner.

>Just make an original creation that is loyal 100% to you and exists solely to grant you whatever you wish or do as (you) said
It's all fun and games until they go yandere on you.

>Thing is, you can quote-unquote get your shit together WITHOUT the small rock.
Yes but that's hard.

Well ascertained.

Nope, looking ancient is a by-product of disease and injury. Without those negatives your wrinkles would heal and collagen restore in your skin, lost hair would grow back and so on.

Hard for some

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If monkey wasn't just animals and ead pure unlimited shapeshifting I'd for sure pick that one. Other than maybe Ratting my way to get all kinds of power.

Thing is, with pure shapeshifting you never know if you're actually increasing your strength with alternative forms or if you're just diluting your preexisting strength by adopting a larger or more voluminous form. Whereas with animal powers it's simple - become a bull and you're as strong as bull(you) really would be. There's also questions over whether it's possible to create functional wings as a shapeshifter or if your natural mass is simply too much for you to become airborne, which isn't a problem for fish. And you can't shapeshift yourself into having venomous fangs unless you can literal shapeshift down to the level of individual folding protein molecules, which is an incredibly precise and dynamic ability that really deserves its own power if so.

Of course, if you could TRANSFORM into anything then yes that would encompass all sorts of powers on the list.

The real question.
You start with Tiger, how do you go about killing 11 other anons for their talismans?

Interested in the sense that she might think you have a way to send her home, I mean. Not interested in you as a person.

Oh shit.

Basically.

>bring Aladdin's genie to life
>use two wishes for yourself
>wish Genie free
>have friendly genie willing to aid you with magic the rest of your life

Maybe Ratfags are on to something.

If I take Shendu's, do I get all of the Talisman powers?

Otherwise, Tso Lan's gravity might be neat.

Horse is broken.

Not only can it instantly heal any disease or injury, it can even fix objects. There was an episode where they were on a ship with a car-sized hole in the hull, and they "healed" it.

When it comes to old shows like jackie chan adventures, whose side were you on as a kid?

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Yes.

Only if those cute girls are furries.

What if I used the rat on my Warhammer collection?

They would kill you

What would be good characters to use the Rat on?

As others said, superheroes and cheats to aquire the other powers.