WAKE THE FUCK UP!

That actually does make sense.

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>such posh suits

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Like if Snyder is a based kino god

>WAKE THE FUCK UP
because your daughter wont, Snyder?

jesus didnt kill anyone

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Not true! He killed a fig tree and a herd of pigs.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

Oh magic die, tell me the percentage chance that Zack will ever make a film people care about again.

could he at least smile a bit?

did anybody see the leaked pic of superhombre?

There's nothing amusing about seeing the dead reaching out to him, as did the dead when the graves of Jerusalem were opened (Matthew 27:52, notice the holiest number in DC, 52, which also ties in to Blackest Night, where the dead rise, bet you didn't even know about that), you're just too tainted by Marvel quips to understand heady and heavy cinema.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, sure.

He's too busy being a martyr.❌

>Really mexicans, really? I just can't stand how perfect I am, my life is suffering

That's a pretty good percentage, I wonder what he's planning.

THE FLASH USES STEROIDS
GREEN LANTERN STEALS PLANES AND JEWELRY
CYBORG FUCKS MACHINES

not everyone with superpowers is Jesus, Snyder
because I don't remember Jesus ever beating roman soldiers with superjew powers or something
he did whip some merchant jews to chase them out of a temple

GL DOES steal all that stuff...

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Zack Snyder GL when? It writes itself, Hal Jordan a man disappointed with the airforce joins Ferris as a test pilot and begins an affair with Carol Ferris the CEO of the company, everything goes fine until he finds that Carol is cheating on him with John Stewart, Hal attempts suicide by driving his plans into space but a mysterious ring saves him at the last minute, recruited by the Lantern Corps he will bring order to the galaxy using copious amounts of force and then the Earth will taste green justice

Not a single one? C'mon people!

Hal Jordan instantly goes Parallax and kills everyone in his hometown himself.

No Zack. It's ogre.

Obvious references to Sodom and Gomorrah during the destruction scene

>Hal finds out his nephew is gay
>brings down the wrath of God to the wicked city

>"Gays don't come from the sky, they come from hell, and I'll send them back"

And the camera will tell you in no uncertain terms, he is 100% right to do so.🏴

>instead of the classic GL oath, he says the Lord's Prayer

I am actually more annoyed about Snyder Luthor
>MY DADDY BEAT ME BUT GOD LITERALLY DINDU NUTHIN
>NOW KILL BATMURDER TO PROVE YOU ARE A DINDU NUTHIN EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE IF I FORCE YOU TO DO IT

Luthor was mad because other people were above him (his daddy, superman, etc)

He mixes both "On brightest day, on darkest night no evil shall scape our Lord's rightful judgment"

what would Zack Snyder's Power Girl be like?

Zack Snyder is one of the few good guys left in the movie industry if we're being honest. I always hated how all this comic book shit is such sanitized kiddy shit. Like what if Spider-Man was a pedophile? Now we're looking at something raw, real and provocative. He saves the city but he also abuses children. It has ambiguity.

KRYPTONIAN BREAST CANCER

Damaged from all the rape. But, ya know, empowered at the same time.🏳️

shut up Snyder, don't project your dead daughter into your ideas

This. Wake up people! Spider-Man is a menace!

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Superman is the rapist, but having the knowledge that she could totally beat him in a fight empowers her

...

I'll like for dubs💔

>It has ambiguity.

GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD

HE KNOWS THINGS.

IMPORTANT THINGS.

I would actually want to see Zack do a new horror film.
Like something along the lines of cosmic horror.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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He's right, tho
YOU FAGS NEED TO GROW THE FUCK UP! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Someone post the Shazzam copypasta.

Your fortune: Good Luck

Pretty sure Chappelle already did this bit.

>BATMAN IS MURDERER! WONDER WOMAN HAS ABORTIONS! SUPERMAN DOESN'T PAY TAXES!
You are like a little baby. Watch this
GANDALF IS TRANS
CONAN THE BARBARIAN IS ACTUALLY A SAMOAN WOMAN
JOHN CONSTANTINE USED TO SHIT IN THE STREET AND THEN USE A PORTAL TO SEND IT TO HELL

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>The Snyder reveals prove there's still a huge swath of the moviegoing public that want serious and mature superhero movies
>had he stayed on we could've had a hard and unique look into Billy dealing with larger-than-life gods mentoring him on how to be a superhero as he navigates a foster system that threatens to break his spirit
>instead we get FLOSSIN and meme quotes galore to attract dem zoomerbux and mothers wanting more Marvel movies for the kids

Anyone else miserable now over what could've been?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Nope

Well, he kinda is.

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He thinks he's Nolan

Whedon ruined his perfect vision. One day the haters will understand what they cost cinema.

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Embarassing if true. Just listen to them both in interview and it's clear the world of difference in how they think bout film.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>JOHN CONSTANTINE USED TO SHIT IN THE STREET AND THEN USE A PORTAL TO SEND IT TO HELL
The part about him shitting in the streets is actually true since he was homeless for a year and didn't give a fuck.

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Somehow I knew with that last one that it would be true in some form. You just look at the guy and the writer who made him and you know he's taken a shit in the street at some point.

There's also the time he pissed on the street and spilled it on the Phantom Stranger's shoes.

>Superman doesnt pay taxes.

Yeah, sure buddy, like he isnt getting ass fucked in taxes on his reporters salary

OPs don't get likes, ya goof, because the OP is always a faggot.

Thats stupid. It means that Superman, not Clark Kent, has a social security number for himself.

I mean he's got to be registered with the JLA somehow.

will snyder ever direct another comic book movie?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

he's more often wearing t-shirts

Remember when Zack Snyder had a large, ravenous defense force? I wonder where all those idiots went to.

>WONDER WOMAN HAS ABORTIONS

Of all the things mentioned, that's the one I find least likely.

Superman killed them.

You all know that Superman was clearly meant to NOT BE God or Jesus Christ, right? Yea Forums always proves itself to be dumber than the guy that call a moron.

So the demons of hell literally hate his ass.

is it over

Sad DKeks always trying to be cool by shitting on Snyder

It won't work the only thing it does is make you look even more pathetic than you already are

But hey at least you're movies can be discount Marvel now so maybe people might actually want to see them😂

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>OP is always a faggot
This user gets it.👌

>I didn't pay any attention in lit class and have no clue what a 'Christ Figure' is.
>moreover I can't see it even when I'm beaten over then head with the symbolism by someone like Ham-Fisted Hack Snyder!
This is why you fail.

Coincidences are common, especially around numbers, but let's act like what you said is intentional:
Impressive sure, no doubt Snyder put a lot of effort into his films, most that most directors wiyrh that amount of money, but what exactly are you supposed to like about anything or anyone in the film?
Let's separate the film from any comic or any reference ir makes, looking at it just as it is, I don't find anything interesting in it. The Superman isn't interesting, likeable or original in his portrayal, there's tiny moments like "it's not an S", but it's not enough either.
Jor El is quite literally a robot AI in the film, so he can barely have emotions or any impact outise of tutoring and kinds helping Kal.
Zodd is unreasonable on some aspects but looking at just the events of the film, he's got more than a few points, but it all goes to shit when you point out there's no reason for him to transform earth and not Mars or some jupiter moon like Io.
The krypton backstory is unnecessarily long because (breaking my separating the film from other media for a second) it's been done to death, there's nothing original of it, from the plot to the emotion and passing through the look, nothing is interesting enough to merit all that time.
Lois who?
Is there actually anything else in the film?

*more than most directors with that amount of money
>inb4 Phoneposting already made my argument invalid

>it's been done to death, there's nothing original of it, from the plot to the emotion and passing through the look, nothing is interesting enough to merit all that time
That's about 99% of anything on tv or at the theatre anymore, senpai.🙁

And comics too... Fuck this earth, like if you agree.
Follow me at @forechanuserXD12745

Speedy does drugs! Wake up!

What if flash had a tragic past?
What if Superman's dad was still alive?

>no scene with Killer Croc hosting a Super hero/villain based AA meeting
It's a shame

It wqas a big rock takes a new meaning

the amount of effort in this is pretty impressive...

Superman and Big Barda make porno together, wake up already

Oh boy. Is Zack still rambling?

Don't even wanna think what the Metropolis tax level bracket is. Or how much he has to pay in rent.

Exactly what I was thinking of.
''He saves but he rapes, he rapes but he saves!''

I mean... he's not wrong. I don't know how the hell the comics industry managed to convince entire generations of manchildren that killing badguys is bad. The only reason they didn't do it in the first place was because the CCA started to nanny them and they realized it was easier to recycle popular villains rather than kill them off. It's like the fucking morons who are literally campaigning against affordable health care just because republicans told them it was communism.

No the pigs killed themselves

um, he's not your sex doll, sweety
he doesn't have to smile if he does not want to

>I mean...
Fuck off back to tumblr

his perfectly gay vision

Not dark and gritty enough for my tastes, he should also be a cannibal, now that's drama.

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>you're just too tainted by Marvel quips to understand heady and heavy cinema.

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🐸

Why would she need to have them done, she could just flex her womb and crush the fetus to death herself

>Wonder Woman had abortions
Fuck off Snyder, we already had rape before you wanted to do that to Batman.

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Batman was literally raped in the comics, though.

but he liked it

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You know, given how Yea Forums lionizes the guy I was not expecting Snyder to sound so whiny but I heard him for the first time yesterday and he sounds like a stereotypical hollywood nerd.

That's "tumblr", now? Someone needs to make a list of words and phrases we're not allowed to use. I can't keep up with this shit and I don't go to tumblr, so I wouldn't know.

Don't forget any males are then put into servitude with Vulcan.

>CYBORG FUCKS MACHINES
What a chad.

He sounds legitimately autistic to me in some interviews. I think the reason he blew up about "Batman murder" was b/c he was asked about it in a previous interview and he came off looking like a moron.

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>Like what if Spider-Man was a pedophile?
Fantastic post champ.

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Kek

We're breaking the conditioning

>Peter was molested as a young boy
>The trauma affected him after the failure of his many relationships
>Now he diddles kiddles during birthday parties

>implying the golden age matters and reflects the character as a whole

Wait, has Snyder ever clarified if he meant rape in the ass or just drugged by Talia?

Name a more polarized director in the public eye in recent times.
I'm just glad he didn't shut down.

>SUPERMAN DOESN'T PAY TAXES!
You could make a weirdly interesting movie out of that.

>brainlet still believes Snyder wasn't talking about watchmen
over 10 years and you retards still refuse to learn how to read.

>He sounds legitimately autistic to me in some interviews.
He is actually in a non-meme way,

...

He doesn't. He doesn't own property in any country that has granted him citizenship, and doesn't buy shit.

He also essentially claimed Antartica as his own and built a huge ass fortress there.

>antartica
Are you american?

?

Wait did Wonder women really have abortions? Knowing this shitty edge lord I wouldt doubt it

He's in a position of power he has no interest being in. Clark just wants to help, not be worshiped as a god. You'd be uncomfortable too if a large group of people started fawning over you unprompted

he dresses like he guesses a classy person dresses

All memes aside Batman does kill, at least in a live action setting.

I mean almost every single Batman movie has had Batman kill, even the 66 version.
A person could theorize that a caped man committing ultraviolent action without at some points causing death WOULD be an unrealistic thing. Even in fantasy superhero settings.

His wonder woman. Oh I don't wanna think about it.

His logic being they wouldn't survive being born or something.

That doesn't make any sense

Neither do any of his other arguments for his views.

Antarctica and arctica are not the same thing. One is south of Chile and Argentina, the other north of Canada and Greenland

Don't try to argue with reason or even try to put what Snyder (actually) said in context, this is a thread for manchildren to cry about snyder, is not about reason or arguments.

It's literally been in both places. It's currently in the Bermuda Triangle. I thought N52's was in Antartica.

You just keep fucking escaping don’t you, Schillinger?

>L-Look guys we hate our movies too so please stop making fun of us
There really is nothing more pathetic than a DKek

People getting mad at false quotes is more pathetic, people that get mad at false quotes and KNOWthey are false are even worse

Honestly haven't seen what he said, but that makes sense. I mean this is the internet, where everyone screamed MAN OF MURDER and MCU movies had everyone except Spider-Man kill with nobody caring.

he said "raped in prison" so the soap dropping kind

now he even looks like a bigger moron

What is Lex Luthor's tax policy?

Political metephor. Both Bernie's and Hillary's mothers are called Dorothy.

But Superman has no real job. Clark Kent does.

I'm sure Superman is such a boyscout he does FILE his own taxes even with no income.

Snyder made a divisive Batman Superman movie so I wasn't surprised his JL movie had the same effect. Luckily for DC Wonder Woman and Aquaman are liked. IMO I wish they were the heads of JL and they let Bats and Supes fuck off to their own books but thats another story.

I get that he is trying to deconstruct everything but they should save that after already having a established and liked universe not starting off that way. Blowing his load to early so to speak see Doomsday.

Anyway I like the Disney Marvel flicks but even Disney fucks up building liked universes sometimes. See Star Wars.

Underrated.