I want to experience true level anons
I want to experience true level anons
I'm a pickle
Why? It'll just ruin the rest of the world for you.
Its not worth it, just trust me on this one
rumor has it that if you don't like this your mom will break her back when walking the true level ground
it looks orgasmic
I'm pickle Rick!
MORDGI :-DDDDDD LOOK :--DDDDD
Did he nut?
Well, this is the wrong place. No one's remotely level here.
You have to reach 2000 likes first
Oh wait you did
uhhh, well you have to reach 3000 likes first
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Fuck you I have a pickle.
PICKLE PARTY, MORTY. I'M FECAL RICK, WUBBA LUBBA SHIT ON THE FLOOR AND THATS THE WAY THE NEWS GOES
WOOOOOOOOO
HELLO ANONS! I turned myself into a pickle!
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I always felt Morty was being sarcastic as fuck.
SOLEN'YA
I think he actually came man, and his grandpa just stared at him without a shirt on, that's fucked up
His Grandpa watched him shove a foot-ball shaped and sized pod up his rectum in the pilot episode.
Got him to lick his balls in the original web shorts.
The joke's on you. True level isn't possible in this dimension.
Rick and Morty is Justan Roiland's cry for help and for someone to stop the daily sexual abuse he suffers at the hands of Dan Harmon- alcoholic monster.
Nobody listened.
And they wonder why people ship them, I'm starting to believe Justin Roiland himself ships them (or is projecting something on them)
it's a message
No
Boom big Reveal
well, it would make a lot of sense, also considering justin is an alcoholic who also drinks at work and is wasted by the end of the work day
HOLY SHIT PICKLE!!!!!1
I SCREAMED BASED
I'd rather fuck a woman who was experiencing true level. That way my wonderfully imperfect emotional contextualization can construct a pleasantly vague sense of ideal rather than some realized confrontation to all other sensual experiences.
How do I pickle rick
Pickle in the options field (protip: don't be a scorelet)
PICKLE
PICKLE MORTY
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Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.
It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
I think dan Harmon missed the “the smarter you are, the dumber you think you are” lesson.
The entire season 3 was womyn suckfest, le suddenly Beth is smart.
yeah I'm a waman and that was some big bullshit
Why is mike stolkasa molesting that man?
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIGHT
>yeah I'm a waman
Femanon as well
I'M
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episodes when
best I can offer you is a bubble
Morty did that in the airport bathroom alone, you filthy casual.
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>expecting lessons from Rick
Has anyone ever seen Dan Harmon and Mike Stolkasa in the same room together?
I don't, I'd probably kill to get back on it.
to be fair, she IS rick's daughter, so the characterization has potential.
still was a feminist circlejerk
Any class A drug will do. Try Mushrooms or DMT.
>DMT
No thanks, I don't want to visit Machine Elves who will occilate me into singing creation itself.
Not really, in the previous seasons it was shown the entire family is mediocre and dumb unlike Rick.
This. If they had at least implied Beth was smart beforehand, it might have worked, but she isn't. And no, being a fucking horse surgeon doesn't make you extremely smart.
>that one girl outright says "I am a member of the Galactic Federation and you're all under arrest" while pulling out a badge
>Beth thinks it's a metaphor
She was always dumb, my dude.
More like he conflated high intelligence with apathy. Sure, some people who are really smart can find themselves struggling to feel fulfilled with life and unable to connect with others, but it hardly means "Smart = you don't care about anything"
She married Jerri, she's full on retarded. Even Jerri knows he wouldn't marry himself.
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