GARFIELD THREAD, GO GO GO!!!!
GARFIELD THREAD, GO GO GO!!!!
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Hello new friend
>that shit is hogging French news for weeks now
make it stop.
Remember this still exist
Hello, new friend, have a garf
Wasn't it a troll artist that only made three pages to fuck with people?
so does this
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I'd rather not
What an appropriate image and luck
What about the 1100 mutilated dolphins?👣
Fuck Garfield, post Jon
?Coin Flip: Heads
Feed me lasagna. and likes
I like most of this guys comics but I wish he wasn't so pretentious and self centered.
>as is how penisses work.
What a lovely place. I'm never going back.
cursed
disgustang
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Garfield!! I hate mondays!
>another "funny ironic Garfield comic" comic
Fucking YAWN. Come up with some new jokes, you're no better than Jim
>garfield and i hold hands as we walk through the forest, leaves crunching beneath our feet. our matching Pumpkin Spice Lattes™, milky hot and steamy, one in each hand. It's beautiful, isnt it? says garfield. "Yeah...it really is, I sight, gazing into his large eyes. we reach a clearing, huge oak trees surrounding us in all directions. the sunlight is a soft orange at this point, the late evening glow illuminating the tips of his fur. He looks like an angel, like nothing ive ever seen before. garfield lowers himself to the grass. "im glad you came with me today....ive always wanted to share this with you" im touched. this beautiful day has been everything ive ever dreamed of. "thank you, garfield, for sharing your world with me. " "well....thats not the only thing i hoped to share with you. there's one other thing. its fall, its finally time.....my favorite time of year. im so glad this year i have someoen to share it with. " he bends over, spreading his hind legs far apart. his small sphincter on full display. "please....take your Pumpkin Spice Latte™ and..pour it into my ass. ive always wanted you to do this. " "garfield...!!! of course!!!!'
FUCK YOU: AN OPEN LETTER TO POKE MON
DEAR MR. POKEMON, INC.,
TODAY, I COME TO YOU WITH THE WEIGHT OF DISAPPOINTMENT AND BETRAYAL UPON MY CHEST. WE AT SEXY GARFIELD DOT COM HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE POKEMON FRANCHISE, FOR ITS PORTRAYAL OF MANY SEXY POKEMONS FOR US TO VIEW. WE FULLY BELIEVE IN THE FUTURE OF SEXY ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMALS FOR ALL TO ENJOY.
HOWEVER, TODAY YOU HAVE TAKEN THINGS TOO FAR. WITH YOUR NEW POKEMON, ALOHA PERSIAN AND MEOWBOY.
FOR YOU TO TAKE OUR OWN WEB BRAND, THE "SEXY GARFIELD" IMAGE THAT WE UPHOLD, AND TURN IT INTO A MONEY MAKER FOR YOURSELF, IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. WE, IN THE SEXY GARFIELD APPRECIATION FAMILY, WOULD NEVER USE A SEXY GARFIELD TO MAKE MONEY. WE BELIEVE IN FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION, AND FREEDOM OF SEXPRESSION.
FOR US TO SEE, WITH OUR OWN EYES, AN OBVIOUS "SEXY GARFIELD" KNOCKOFF, IN A POKEMOM GAME.....WAS TRULY SHOCKING. YOU HAVE TAKEN SOMETHING THAT WE ALL HOLD DEAR, A CARTOON CAT WITH SEXUAL EYES AND POSE, AND SIMPLY DYE IT PURPLE AND PUT IT IN YOUR GAME AND PROFIT OFF OF IT, IS ABSOLUTELY DESPICABLE.
WE AT SEXYGARFIELD.COM AND OUR MILLIONS OF REGULAR VISITORS WILL NO LONGER BE SUPPORTING YOUR GAMES, UNLESS YOU MAKE THE ALOLA CATS PUBLIC ACCESS, FOR ALL TO ENJOY. HIDING THIS HORNY CONTENT BEHIND A RIDICULOUS FEE IS KEEPING VITAL SUPPLIES FROM A MOST NEEDY SEGMENT OF THE POPULATION.
WE HOPE THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO SEE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS, AND ARE OPEN TO COMMUNICATION ON THE SUBJECT. THE DISAPPOINTMENT WE HAVE FELT SHOULD NEVER BE FELT BY ANYONE ELSE.
SINCERELY,
SEXY GARFIELD, LLC.
>implying I could ever forget
>eternal garfield by the sea
this is art
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Who wants a Garfield pizza?🥝
Christ
>being reminded of a morbidly obese character before you order and eat pizza
Might not be the best business model.
Probably sells better than Cathy-brand chocolates.
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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It's time to get up, sleepyhead
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That's nice
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sweep that floor girl
garf
Rolling for lasagna.🥂