BASED BILLY DABBING ALL OVER CAPTAIN FUNGUS

>GITCHY GITCHY OOH LA LA DA DOO RON RON

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>implying box office predictions are accurate

Based
*DAB*

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She does have decent titties

Kek, Disney fags are the worst, that thread got deleted because it was shown how weak Marvel characters are in comparison to DC characters IE wanda getting sick off DC magic because it's too powerful for Wanda

You're right that 160M is wildly optimistic considering Endgame comes out in less than a month

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Ummmm Marvelfriends? What's going on here? Please explain I simply don't understand

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Don't do it, Billy!

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They're fake and she has penny nipples

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Don't even care mate. Just means it won't be a flop and Ladderfag has wasted months of his life

When everyone you thought you knew
Deserts your fight, I'll go with you
You're facin' down a dark hall
I'll grab my light
And go with you, I'll go with you
I'll go with you, I'll go with you
I'll go with you, I'll go with you
I'll go with you, I'll go with you
Surrounded and up against a wall
I'll shred 'em all and go with you
When choices end, you must defend
I'll grab my bat
And go with you, I'll go with you
I'll go with you, I'll go with you, yeah
Stay with me, no, you don't need to run
Stay with me, my blood, you don't need to run
Stay with me, no, you don't need to run
Stay with me, my blood, you don't need to run
If there comes a day
People posted up at the end of your driveway
They're callin' for your head and they're callin' for your name
I'll bomb down on 'em, I'm comin' through
Do they know I was grown with you?
If they're here to smoke, know I'll go with you
Just keep it outside, keep it outside, yeah
Stay with me, no, you don't need to run
Stay with me, my blood, you don't need to run
Stay with me, no, you don't need to run
Stay with me, my blood, you don't need to run
You don't need to run
(Ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
You don't need to run
(Ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
You don't need to run
(Ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
You don't need to run
If you find yourself in a lion's den
I'll jump right in and pull my pin
And go with you, I'll go with you
I'll go with you, I'll go with you (You don't need to run)
I'll go with you, I'll go with you (You don't need to run)
I'll go with you
My blood, I'll go with you, yeah
Stay with me, no, you don't need to run
Stay with me, my blood, you don't need to run
Stay with me, no, you don't need to run
Stay with me, my blood, you don't need to run
You don't need to run
(Ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
You don't need to run
(Ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
You don't need to run
(Ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
You don't need to run
Stay with me, no, you don't need to run
Stay with me, my blood

Based

What are penny nipples?

Carolfags be like

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Oh

Why not just wear closed toes?

I can't even laugh at that.

Doctor's orders.

At least I hope to god.

Is that why she's been on a crazy power high? Because she was possessed by the Lamisil monster?

youtube.com/watch?v=3h1O7-r7Wrw

>Carolfags be like
SHAZAM!

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They look like they smell really bad.
Like early stages of Gangrene.

DEATH TO ALL TRANNYS

Little boy kino is back on the menu

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Let's not imagine the smell here. I don't know about anyone else but my footfag has a line and this is well past it next to the mother from War Room.

I'll say again, footfags should be gassed. Like if you agree.

its not even a fetish thing, its a fucking 5 dollar cream from a corner drugstore maintenance to get rid of that gross ass shit. that shit is pretty advanced too and somewhere along the lines she must have noticed it before putting on that fucking outfit

Nigga, he was explaining her nickname because she has a gross medical condition.

>Being grossed out but someone's fungus infested pig disgusting feet.
>Durrhurr footfag🐷

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>number 15 captain marvel foot fungus

...

>CAPTAIN FUNGUS
what ass?

>Actor lady bad

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BASED✔️

Together we are strong💯

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based theatre management.

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By not making half the money she made at the box office?

⚽

😂

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HELP ME DC BROS I'M BEING DESTROYED BY GIRL POWER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Then perish

JUST

Chuckzaam is trending for $450 million worldwide. Captain Marvel is trending for $1.1 BILLION. Disney wins. You goobers lose. Mic drop.

Will Brie Larson ever wear the iconic Carol Danvers Leotard?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Going to see both movies is the right thing to do.

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It made 800Million. Like BvS. It is therefore, a flop.

user I...

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>mfw a water dude who has been mocked and seen as pathetic throughout the entertainment industry since the 1970s has the bigger box office
Can't believe this is Aquaman's comeback, I'm not even mad

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Well for one the actor they chose for Aquaman is leagues above the ones for Batman / Supahmate. That nigger is ridiculously attractive

And then they remembered to turn up the movie's brightness this time

Carol out, Billy in!

yeah

seems to be missing a toe too

She did a Samus Aran. So maybe.

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You better cut that out right Mao

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will based E;R join the EFAP gang?

Your fortune: Good Luck

youtube.com/watch?v=ZUmIzYv031k
Mauler's video game review has opened my eyes to the real way to critique video games.
Why trust my feelings when some retard with a thesaurus says its good because it uses theories from some book.

i love the gang, but theyve lately gotten worse in getting bogged down by simple misunderstandings and self indulging in reading donations/cringy fan "memes".

rags being a diva also doesnt help

I've seen both.

The scene when Shazam was stopping a mugging was more feminist than the whole Captain Marvel movie.

Not the mention the whole plot with Billy's mother. That was very mature and grown up stuff for such a lighthearted movie.

I think that internet lied to me about all this feminist propaganda in Captain Marvel.

>E;R
That retard tried to say Vader being Luke's father wasn't planned, he cited it not being in the original script as evidence even though Hamil has repeatedly told the story of how Lucas kept it a very close secret and only told him and another exec.
youtube.com/watch?v=krHwUKp0CWE

>That retard tried to say
youre saying as if he planned to spread misinfo when its a well known thing

even if it was incorrect him saying it bears no ulterior motive

how weak of an argument is "i dont like this guy so ill bring up something that has no bearing whatsoever because its a gotcha"

When did E;R get such a sensitive following?

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Larson btfo

Bump

Oh god

I thought this was common knowledge.
Vader's role is greatly increased in the second film due to popularity.

Based and dcpilled

Yea Forumsmrades would you let brie "cheese" larson™ touch you with her feet ?

bitch is a reptilian

If you have to ask, you're not ready

I'd rather kill myself

>say something retarded
>Get corrected
>WHY ARE YOU SO SENSITIVE
I don't even watch E;R or any of the youtube literally whos on Yea Forums, I just see this shit everywhere and you're still a faggot for using it.
You said something retarded, own up to it.

Based

>bad movie bad

god i wish that was me

>ITT: DCucks prove to be retarded yet again

Yea Forums level of shitposting, embarassing.

ONE BILLION
N
E

B
I
L
L
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N

You can suck on that fungus cucks lol

For fuck's sake, can we keep this shit off of Yea Forums please? I mean it is bad enough that it infects Yea Forums.

Wow, those are some bad feet.

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lol

Aquaman: $1,147,112,133
Captain Marvel: $992,597,715

The last thing you'd want on your marvel's captain marvel is some one's foot fun-guess. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

In the original script Vader was going to say he killed Luke's father, which is why in the first movie Obi-wan said Vader killed Luke's father. So it clearly wasn't planned.

Also in the early media Uncle Owen was Obi-wan's brother and the emperor was referred to as a Jedi.

>formerly chuck
Based

In the script that's what it says but that was to keep it hidden from the cast.

BUH-BUH-BUH BASED!!!

I want to sniff and lick those armpits.

In the original script he was supposed to say Obi-Wan killed his father. It wouldn't be shocking for Vader to tell Luke information he already knew

>78%

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Based

Have you seen your score lately DCuck?

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>91%
>9 negatives compared to 96 fresh
>Already more than CM did in her first days
>Marvelcuck thinks this is bad

How pathetic

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>Those trips

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>seething incel can't handle the fact his movie is trash that won't make as much money total as based Carol did in her first three days

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oh shit

>review uses adolescent male power fantasy
Yeah that kind of wording makes me want to do the exact opposite of what the reviewer says because chances are if someone is that up their ass to say that then the movie is probably fun.

>Tranny carolfag still defending her forgetable movie that no one will care for in 1 year

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Having brand loyalty to a multi billion dollar corporation is retarded and you two should feel bad for it.

Okay user

>gave Captain Marvel 5/5
>gave Alita: Battle Angel 0/5
Why does RT take the opinion of lonely cat aunties?

Good now go sit in the corner!

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>male power fantasies are a big yikes for me 1/10
>wtf captain marvel more like captain girl power that is so brave
(((Movie critics))) behave like such subhumans its not even funny

>great movie gets good score
>shitty movie gets bad score
What's the problem?

Aw, I can't stay mad at you. Come here.

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Yay💯

Half of those tickets were Disney tho.

yippie

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>Captain Marvel
>great

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Go based Shazam

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Stop saving thumbnails please

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dcpilled

Okay🐸

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH oh yes

forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2019/04/02/box-office-captain-marvel-to-top-1-billion-worldwide-today/
Start eating that disc, boy

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mods shouod sticky this pic

>still not past Aquachad
Oh nonononono

There's no way you aren't self aware. Roger Moore is a huge contrarian and that bitch is notoriously anti men

Warner Brothers needs to steal Disney's tactics and buy movie tickets

HERE I SAVED THE DAY , I GAVE BRIE CHEESE LARSON , THE ANTI FUNGAL

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Wouldn't be surprised if a Carolfag goes postal inside a Shazam showing, you guys are crazy.

>I think that internet lied to me about all this feminist propaganda in Captain Marvel.

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It needs $230 million to not flop you DC dipshit

Give it another week

And you really shouldn't laugh since Based Marvel makes billion dollar movies every day and DC has and will only ever have just 2

It will get it easily

The bottom thing is what edgelords do when taking pictures of themselves with their katana and fedora. Also how children pout when caught and know they can't lie their way out.

It's also emotes how ladderbros constantly are

>smile more
>it's called a COCKpit
>I'm just a girl

Sure just like Captain Marvel was easily Marvel's first flop or how Detective Pikachu will easily beat Endgame

You want to try that again but slightly less retarded

I know as a DC fan that's going to be hard for you but still

Trips of truth (and basedness)

The pre screenings already made quite a lot. The movie is quite hyped. I know your little ladderbrain can't comprend that, but thats just how it is. It probably won't make a billion, but it has plenty of time to get money

T.triggered Laddercuck

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Fuck off, Caroltranny. No one will ever love you and when I come home ill post your face here.

Based

>Shazam may have a 92% vs. Captain Marvel's 78%, but it's still trash because it won't make as much money.
>If it makes the most money it HAS TO be the best by default, which is why I only eat at McDonald's and Domino's.

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based

Retard

But that wasn't her....

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It has 2 weeks and with a $40 million opening weekend it's going to be a struggle getting to even $200 million

3 weeks actually. Besides Aquaman made a shit load in his first week too

Mary needs to get laid.

Would you all just fuck each other? You've clearly got a thing for each other what with all the threads.

Roger Moore came back from the dead to review Shazam?

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>Flick Filosopher
Dumbass Mary Ann can't even spell.

Based

>Your fortune: Good Luck

Captain Marvel - 3 movies with over a billion dollars each
Shitztain - can't even beat a religious antiabortion piece of shit

movietickets.com/box-office
Maybe "biggest bomb of 2019" was being too nice

what a fucking ALPHA

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>Mousecuck Still believing in bullshit predictions

Get the fuck out of here

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NUMBER 15

You're not wrong.

Okay well then how about some facts DCuck?

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OK. Nobody thinks this will do Endgame numbers. But it isn't going to flop

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GOD WHY , THOSE FEET ARE

BASED

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Anybody have a good captain marvel reading list? I wanna to read the best-written Shazam shit there is.

Marvelfags having to resort on their atom bomb to try to one-up an origin story reeks of insecurity.

>captain marvel reading list
Sure thing user

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>Film releases in two days
>Everyone talking about Endgame instead

How about a Captain Marvel reading list now.

That's how it's been for months

Sorry it's just now dawning on you

The only Endgame discussion I'm ever seeing is "Steve is gonna die," "Everybody's coming back to life", "SIX HOURS", and "Antman better fly up Thanos's ass".

Who?

Right here bro.
Also check out Marvelman/Miracleman if you want an Alan Moore take on the concept.

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>simple banter
>"OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE ALL IN LOOOOOVE"
this is an exclusively female mindset.
women's natural demand for intimacy + increasing isolation in the modern day + unlimited access to mind-rotting romantic media. It is fucking the poor fairer sex's heads up.

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And every Shazam discussion I'm ever seeing is "I just found [insert song here] by [insert artist here]", "they're really making a movie about Shazam", and "..........".

Imagine being so wrong that you literally post in a thread that itself stands as evidence against you.

>get corrected
But i was right...
did the Gems get to you?

Based

Fuckin A, user. Loved Marvelman.

The hot sweltering Summer of 1992

>And every Shazam discussion I'm ever seeing is "Mr Mind yay", "Marvel Family yay", "Shazam yay", "Sivana ugh".
FTFY

The title clearly states Essential Carol Danvers. Fix your filename.

Struck a nerve did I?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

It's not Marvelfags. It's literally one guy. He's been trying to get that Shiztain name to stick for months

That's just sad.

Seriously using emojis here?
Go kys reddit fag

WB doesn't have the pure dripping evil in it to do something that backhanded when making a movie about honorable superheroes.

>based carol
Dude have some dignity and respect for yourself
Your grandfather would be disappointed to see his grandson sucking the dick of a man hating feminist who is fulfilled by white guilt

Fuck back to POL, stupid niggerfaggot poltard

>newfag hasn't even been here a day

Chinabux don’t count friendo
EAT
THE
DISC

Calm down capeshit chill
Your grandfather is getting more angry now
You need to grow up son and go to the military instead of chilling for rich white feminists

Will DCucks admit that Aquaman received massive deductions from its box office?
Will DCucks concede defeat in the Academy Awards?
Will they EAT THE BLU-RAY?

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Reminds me of those based Korean comics

>implying that oscars mean shit anymore

>user asks for Captain Marvel
>You give him a random dyke

Why.....

Why did her parents pick that name?

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.

Have you eaten yours yet?

And what about Aquaman deductions? Another one of your horseshit conspiracy theories?

Oh no, the "required reading" for Endgame got butts in seats for people still on the marvel high. Btdubs, it didn't make a bil, ya dumb ass. It missed the mark by a bit. Do your research on solidified numbers instead of predictions; or did you think Hillary was gonna win because the predictions said so too? Hubris applies to all statistics. Look for the solid numbers before you shove your foot in your mouth.

>Using your own "bet" against the "opposition"
>Using your own bet against the opposition while LOSING
Ladderbro, unironically kys. All you do is waste air that could be used for something productive.

.

>Give it another week
You guys said her movie was going to reach a billion three weeks ago.

DC has 3. Four if you allow inflation for Donners Superman

Wowee

Ohhh Captain Fungus. I get it now. Jeez you think an actor of her star power could afford first class treatment or, you know, maybe a pair of closed heels?

Or is this a feminist thing, breaking gender stereotypes? "Women dont need to be perfect for you" and all that? I dont want women to be perfect, I also dont want them to be gross and unhygienic. But I guess showering every day is probably my white privilege talking.

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.

>b-but m-muh false-flag post!!!
>d-deductions don't real!! w-we didn't f-flop!
>s-s-save me b-billy!
EAT
THE
BLU-RAY

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>Posts no evidence of deductions
>Only ad hominem

God why do i even argue with you. Your nothing but a dumbass troll.

Get hit by lightning pls

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Holy shit. She's a fucking millionaire celebrity and she can't find the time or money to pick up a bottle of tough-actin' Tinactin and go get a goddamn pedicure? Embarrassing.

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Anti-fungal treatment is a bit more than taking a shower.

Blu Ray

I'm more concerned with the fact that she only has 4 toes

They refuse to acknowledge that DC is just on a whole different power scale level than Marvel.

It's like Star Wars fans arguing that their shit can beat Warhammer 40,000's.

UUUGHHH YOU CAN SEE THE AGE OLD PUS IN HER NAILS

YUCK

It looks like Shillary

Based

lol

HOLY TRIPS

Most sources say the father angle was added absurdly late in the process but someone found an interview with David Prowse from long before Empire came out that hardly anyone saw at the time where he claimed Vader was Luke’s father.

something something something SOCIETY

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Nice trips my man

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What is...

Yea Forums unironically has a tighter tinfoil hat on than /pol/ does.

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/m/ here to dab on the MCU.

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>stupid falseflagger

>them numbah's
He must speaketh the truth

>Quints

user delivers

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Tha

t

Spoiler

Based

HA

Oh look, another Brent Larson thread. We totally needed another one.
You need a containment thread. In /trash/.

no one liked the movie. just move on

SHA DAB >>>> captain fungus

as much as i hate sneed jokes the formerly chuck always gets me

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>sending frothing normalfag Yea Forums cross-boarders too the can
there too aggressive for it and would be too wound up in us vs them autism too enjoy the dump.

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This is a based Billy thread

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Can you really call it dabbing on when your entire opening weekend is less than her opening DAY

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That was before the overwhelmingly positive reviews

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>exclusive Godzilla footage from WonderCon before Shazam in IMAX
Count me in

I always hear this gif with this song
youtube.com/watch?v=MlS8TvImbaU

Um no it's from a few hours ago

But its not out yet. It's out on the fifth.

Well Shazam! managed to climb back to 94% let us see how long it stays there.

>That was before
That article is from today

>not watching SHAZAM! on the 4th instead

variety.com/2019/film/box-office/shazam-box-office-opening-weekend-pet-sematary-1203177258/

This the article that came out today saying a 45 million opening weekend is likely that is talking about.

4 toes

What will happen if Shazam under-performs?

>beats (((them))) at their own game

You know Levi is one of the purest Jewish last name?

Based

I thought Yea Forums hated Shazam

Yea Forums is filled with left winged Marvelcucks, Yea Forums is there DCfags are

This happens.

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That's what it's talking about. Zachary Levi is Christian, and "Levi" is actually his middle name.

Oh, I didn't know it. So he's a goy? What a shame

*dab

Bsed

lol

What do you mean "if"?

Based

Dab

4 toes

Baswd

Yikes looks like Hell oy has nothing to worry about next week

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>this is an exclusively female mindset.
Have you just been let out of the attic for the first time?

>ladder
Are people just using random words as insults now?

Based

Isn't 100mil pretty standard for cape movies in China?

Carol getting written by people who have no idea what feminism is has been since inception.

>Blocked on copyright grounds

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>93 percent with 168 reviews

NO MARVELBROS HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD PLUMMET

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Godzillafag here or dab on Marvel

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It will

At the box office

That's really good. Why does the good capeshit like this and Spider-Verse make fuck all while shit like Aquaman and Venom rake in the cash?

The modern mind recoils from anything that tries to be legitimate with its emotions.

>tfw the great europoor purge has finally begun

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mothrapilled

Who knows

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The figure is horrendous, real face capture for toys was a mistake

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New fetish accquired

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LOL looks like Tooms from The X-Files with longer hair.

>you did watch my movie didn't you

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Please don't kill me Brie
>You've upstaged me for the last time you stupid cat

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Didn't they just pass $1billion?

I'm gonna watch this in a few hours!

good luck, it was boring.
I don't even like Marvel movies, but I get forced to go every once in awhile because my nephew likes them and it's what he wants to do when I take care of him. This was even more boring than any of the other ones I had seen, it was such a nothing burger I wonder why they even made it. I know why they made it, but god there is no passion in any of these movies, and this one was the most blatant about it

He mean't Shazam

So top critics is better than all critics. I can't remember the last time I saw that

Dab*

don't forget the empowering flashbacks, where only white kids, pushed her and kick her and threw shit at her, "All my life they put me down and made me fall down...but then i remembered...I ALWAYS GET UP"
YAS QUEEN

>Dising on Aquachad and Big dick Venom

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It wont

It already has

Source?

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Oh yeah. I forgot China was the only country in the world

5/10
there's too much shitty horror movie in shazam.

I was right! Turns out there's not "bux" pandering for "zoomerbux!"

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why do people care so fucking much about china anyways

2nd biggest movie market in the world, and will be #1 eventually

I've seen some reviews mention tone issues, what exactly does happen? Some scenes are too dark compared to the rest of the movie?

newfag plz gooo

What's the first total mean and what does the second mean? Is the (Midnight) mean anything significant to the total?

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No one on Yea Forums actually likes Carol. It's just Shills and ironic shitposters. Seeing Billy beat the shit out of Carol's movie was fun though.

SEETHING

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Now let's compare Tomato score.
>He thinks anyone outside of seething virgins care about how much a movie makes

>'critics' paid off by WB
>mattering at all

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>Paid off
Wow, this is some amazing damage control

Yup

4

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......

But I live in America

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/v *DAB over captain fungus
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go

[Chorus]
Gotta go fast, gotta go fast
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!

[Verse]
Movin' at speed of sound (make tracks!)
Quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation
Stuck in a new location
Without any explanation
No time for relaxation!

[Bridge]
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think
Just go, go, go, go, g-g-g-g-go, go!

N-n-n-n-n-n-na
N-n-n-n-n-n-na

[Pre-Chorus]
Sonic, he's on the run!
Sonic, he's number one!
Sonic, he's comin' next!
So watch out... For Sonic X!

[Chorus']
Gotta go fast (Sonic!), gotta go fast (Sonic!)
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[Post-Chorus]
So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) X, gotta go faster!

[Coda / Chorus'']
Gotta go fast!
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster
Sonic X!

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Reminder that Captain Marvel made more on it's opening day than Shazam is gonna make on its opening weekend combined. Reminder that Captain Marvel just passed the $1 billion mark this week and Shazam isn't going to even reach $500 million. Reminder that based Carol is now forever seen as THEE Captain Marvel by regular people. Reminder that DC is shit and Zack Snyder is a hack who ruined Superman.
>dabs
youtu.be/RJxW3AwhpBI

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based and briepilled

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Gay

How do you even get that shit? I can go like a week without washing my feet and they're still cleaner than that.

Based

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Gross

>bu-but Marvel made more money!
That hardly means the film is good.

No but the fact that it made more money makes it way more likely for a sequel to happen. If Shazam makes less than even fucking Solo, which in turn made less than Alita, than that's not gonna help bitch boy Shazam's chances...

Weird that people think Alita won't get a sequel when Cameron has the money to finance anything he wants on a whim

yeah she's definitely missing an entire toe, wtf.

I can't figure out if cute Apu or Apu Abuse is better.

Christ i keep look up her feet wiki and this shit has to be on purpose. She's worn fake nails over her moldy feet numerous times but never seem to get it treated.

Is anybody else having a hard time NOT staring at them. It's just so damn curious; like how the hell did they even get that nasty and why doesn't she get it treated?

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>Wow, this is some amazing damage control
It's literally the same as what people said about Captain Marvel.
Welcome to the other side of the shill coin.

can someone just get Brie on anavar before CM2?
if nothing else she can at least have nice muscles, and they can sell it as female empowerment of some kind

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something something, hygiene is sexist and male-propaganda maybe or whatever.

The difference is that Captain Marvel is a shit movie.

>Christ i keep look up her feet wiki
Her what

Not gonna lie though, Brie Larson being footfag deterrent is the first good thing I've heard about her.

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There is no justice in this world, so Shazam will fail.

Is this Yea Forums's xv-kun I've heard so much about?

Begone, Vile creatures

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Don't worry, even if Shazam is bad, the movie you've decided to make into your tribal obsession will still be another literal who on the pile of Marvel-Movie spam that will be just as uncared for and abandoned as the terminator movies were.
Anyone who thinks these consumerist pump and dump schemes have any value aside from sucking money out of no-brain movie goers is just as dumb as those same ticket bait feasters and live enslaved to the endorphin rush of "Me better than you"
End Note: If you're just pretending to care about something to troll other people, you do care about that subject.

Too bad Captain Marvel was a shitty movie