Fortune thread

fortune thread.
hard mode: post your waifu/husbando and your fortune applies to her/him

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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>post your waifu/husbando and your fortune applies to her/him
Yeah, She's dead

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Gabi the Non-Poisonous Frog

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

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you bastard

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Alright, fine.

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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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Fucked that up, maybe it's fate?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

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fortune guy is a dick

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TELL ME NOW

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'LL KILL THE BASTARD!💢

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Your fortune: Average Luck

Your fortune: Good Luck

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I'd shower him in coconut cream pies.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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nice..

Okay, lets see here...

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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BLACKED

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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I assume said stranger isn't me?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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most likely

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Your fortune: Outlook good

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Damn.

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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I would've expected nothing less from this bitch🐶

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

>805
You got dino yet?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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NOOOOOO LENO🙁

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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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Hah, joke's on you, fortuneteller, Sora already had really bad luck since 3D!
;-;🙁

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YES!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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fortune

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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...

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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I'm still at 730.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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That explains why she hasn't shown up in comics lately.
So that's why things happened the way they did.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>worst
>uses verified perk
shit tastes

Your fortune: Good Luck

Fortune fags are all retard

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>tfw no fortune yet
At least I can give all the people with good taste likes.

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when do I get the last one?

At what level does one get fortune? I know I won't get to dino, but I'm hoping to at least get to fortune.

Fortune is one of the early ones, 100 or 150 I think

possitive fortune and you get dino today

Your fortune: Good Luck

Here, lemme help.

I'm at 144 and still have five perks to go before fortune.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

I'm at 178 and I do not have fortune.

I'll help you out

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Probably 1000
>testing for thread based luck

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Well, my score is low, but I have it, so it is not that hard, you will all make it

Really now.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>299
Not for long.

I'll change his fate!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Oh cool, I'm over 300 now, pickle time.

Have everyone, just so you know giving a like makes you lose a point.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

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yup, looks like it is indeed a 1000

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Dammit

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Welp it seems I'll never get stuff for here.
F I guess.

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>going to sleep already
>will have to work early in the morning
>this will be my final score

I wish I could have done better, but It was fun playing with you guys, my respects to the ones who unlocked at least dino. Have my highest perk💛

>im losing to boco

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You want a Like?

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>71
Go whore yourself out more before you even talk to me pleb

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Fortune is unlocked at 200.

:)⚾

I want to unlock spooky, how many points will I need for that?

1000, apparently.

1000

REEEEEEEEEEEE💢

We're going to get you to spooky tonight, Boco.
You should have one nice thing in your life.

give me one thousand points NOW

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FUCK, I'm still too low. You bastard.

Thank you user.

Give me a good reason why.

give me likes to make my waifu real

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Shut up Boco.
Accept my liek.

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i'll cry

>"You will receive an unexpected letter from a friend"
How does a cookie know that..?

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Here you go!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Thanks!

Oh yes

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Niiiice

Why didn't it work last time?

Your fortune: Good Luck

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>local user predicts the future of bendis superman

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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Done yet?

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Rolled 86 (1d100)

Fuck me, I'd have to like every post the whole night for that. It'll give me something to do before bed.

rise my friend!

does this mean she's never getting a show

Ooga booga!

oh magic 4-ball please predict the future of my husbando in the eventual legion run

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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He likes skeletons, we all do.🦕

I WANT A FUCKING SKELETON
BOCO GIVE ME YOUR SKELETON NOW🙁

I need my skeleton.

You can have a Like though.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

...Oh user. I'm gonna try and give you a heavy roll to make up for that bad luck.

Based
Now fuck off Boco!
And for that I mean pls gib lieks/replies pls

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Gimme likes, please!

i-i didnt wanna have hope anyway...

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Okay.

only if you post a cute waifu

finally!

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>Franky is going to get BLACKED
God
DAMNIT🙁

My time to shine

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Your fortune: Good Luck

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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haha nice

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Rolled 53 (1d100)

and a roll for good measure

Let's see
>inb4 she gets BLACKED

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Rolling my fortune to steal your waifu.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Karma for mistreating Lincoln.

I don't think I have that unlocked. Help a nigga out.

I'll help you out

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Your fortune: Godly Luck

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oh god, even the fortune is pink

Well that's unfortunate.

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Let's see your fortune

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Your fortune: Good Luck

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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ouch.

Beans, no! His life matters!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Let's see what I get for my waifu/husbando (Still not sure which one Him is, honestly)

Your fortune: Outlook good

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shit I fucked that up how do I do it

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Type fortune in the options field if it's unlocked.

its universally agreed upon his dick is starry too, right

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god dammit I'm literally so fucking retarded and useless I'll never be good enough for Suzie. fucking kill me now, I have to be the biggest fag on the entire site. Fuck.

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ah i forgot

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

fuck man why am I nothing but a humungous retard I literally want nothing more to kill my stupid ass already. please ignore my dipshit spagheti going on here. I'm so fucking useless holy shit

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Rolled 59 (1d100)

Rolling to end anons suffering.

Suzie would die for you, user. She's 100% morosexual.

Yeah, you bet you have bad luck kek

Roll.

The phrase has only ever referred to white (or white-looking) men, factually.

Your fortune: Good Luck

hey

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>no file was attached
damn

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Let's see if The Sovereign can make it this time

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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>keked
oh💔

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Please don't make my waifu suffer...

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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He's not Yea Forums but let's see

Your fortune: Godly Luck

...

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

.😂

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

.🌈

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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She's new

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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fuck me

gib me likes

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let's hope for something good

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Enjoy your canine herpes.

Help an oldfag out, what does that even mean??

Don't tell anyone but my waifu is Yea Forums.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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He's been through so much

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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marceline

Your fortune: Average Luck

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Fortune sounds about right

boo

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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