Who would win in a fight, Goofus or Gallant?
Who would win in a fight, Goofus or Gallant?
Goofus fights dirty. He'll go for the eyes and kick the nuts and bite and throw pocket sand.
Gallant will just shoot him with a gun because fighting is ungentlemanly.
Didn't we have this thread a few days ago?
Goofus aims for the balls and has no shame using hidden weapons. He killed TRILLIONS.
Gallant favors diplomacy because he believe defeating his enemy makes him just as bad as them.
What's Next A Timbertoes Thread?
Goofus cannot win because he does not carry the weight of loss and knows not true sadness.
Gallant would win because he's trained for this.
Yes
THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY⚾
Nice try Goofus, your stand is strong and I'm always one to compliment someone when someone does something impressive, but your 『Goofin' Around』will never beat me when I activate my stand...
『GALAXY』
post the lewd copypasta where they fuck
>Goofus learned to fight through mail-order instruction manuals
>Gallant learned self-defense through discipline and proper tutelage
>Gallant learned a code of honor through his tutor
>Goofus will beat you with a bag full of the instruction manuals he ordered
Goofus would definitely be a three pump chump.
>Goofus only ever goes in dry
>Gallant always goes for the reach around
>ask friends what they want to do next
>"i dunno what do you want to do"
Gallant is a faggot
Goofus is a cunt and Gallant is a tosser.
>Gallant only does sex with the lights off in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation.
>Goofus always sticks it raw in the pooper.