If Lexington was real, what would you do with him?
If Lexington was real, what would you do with him?
I find Lexington adorable. I would play catch with him and play Checkers with him and watch the Gargoyles together.
Have him do television interviews, games shows and collect his DNA to sell to a lab.
Ask him for Brooklyn's number.
I know this is a shitpost, but I was thinking of storytiming the marvel gargoyles comics later, anyone interested?
he belongs to staghart
Nothing he only glides. He's too small.
>his tiny body is getting railed by a big deer dick
Complain that he's not Goliath or Hudson, the cool gargoyles.
But he's their Donatello...
>play Checkers with him
Are you me?
I'd also get him drunk, prop him upside down in a handstand at dawn, maybe at a kids' daycare, with a bucket owater balance on each foot.,
I hate it when they make characters gay out of the blue, but Im ok with Lex been gay for some reason.
Yes please.
ok, either on this thread or another
I would tell him he's going to hell for being a gay and for being a gargoyle.
Bait Demona with him and catch her in a Pokeball
fix him
gargoyles mate for life and each couple can only have 3 eggs. they're an endangered species. there is no room for harmless mental illnesses here.
Hunt him for sport. Good fortune I win. Bad fortune I lose and go to jail.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
What would you like to do with a slightly younger Hudson?
It's because he was never gay out of the blue. He was always gay.
I guess I'd do nerdy stuff with him, have him suck me off, and then carry him around with my dick splitting him up the middle and dripping cum as he passes out in my arms.
Ok here you go,
Gargoyles as a comic series from marvel, the way it was always meant to be.
Looks like the little fuckers getting mounted.
realistically I can only do one or two issues, cause I need to go to bed soon and Im up in the morning.
any readers?
Guess I've posted twice already. But I'd add that I'd eat ice cream with him and roll up some D&D characters.
Watch the simpsons with him
Literally nothing I would do to him.
I'm in the middle of watching through the series. Should I hold off reading this?
nah it seems to be pretty open narritive
Zoritoes
........uhhhhhhh ignore that part at the bottom
Well thats it, I hope you enjoyed that, Im off to bed, If theres a reception I might post more tomorrow.
What would I do with him, what like we are somehow already friends or something? I don't know him, he might not even respond if I know he's real. What do you do if you find out he's real. I don't know run and scream because everything you know is a lie? Otherwise, I suppose you'd slowly move your hand towards his face and hope to God, or whatever you worship that he wouldn't chomp it off. After an impactful ten seconds of contact I imagine you'd try and ride him. He's got wings right, just climb up on and give his sides a kick. If he takes off great! If not. Maybe he'd be a good pet. Which would take several weeks of training. Seeing if he can use the litter-box, go for a walk, how do things work out at the dog-park? Will he trash my house while I'm away? Who knows. There's a lot of questions here that I think would need to be thought over before we really determine what we would do with Lexington if he was real.
tldr: Idk
you deserve a like but i cant give you wan. sad :( #kuje
>implying I wouldn't want him as a GILF